I just went for an interview and the manager was talking about me becoming assistant manager. He had this empty look in his face like a extremely thoughtless fundementalist religious person has.
Like a smile that seems out of proportion when talking about wal mart. It seems like there is no one behind the smile. Creepy.
Err.. guys... this is torture,i can see the face of the corporates laughing their asses off watching this shit.Shit man... minimal wage with no health benefit GO WAL-MART!
@CMrace I guess I am going to have to get an employee fired by accidentally tripping into them and get me involved in a domino effects freak accident. Wal Mart is not taking over the world as people stated. Cause fact is if Sams Club failed Wal Mart would collapse on itself. Subsidiary BS corpearate BS. I have seen small businesses in my small that have been here before Wal Mart town doing better. Wal Mart has failed enough and even simpletons know Wal Mart is a EPIC fail.
@CMrace Well funny part about your comment as well is I am clean and I do not associate with other employees cause I know 70% of the employees are doing some weird sh*t already like a married guy who has a good looking wife having an affair with the overweight under payed over aged cashier. I can and will stereotype Wal Mart employees cause I worked around many people like that. Wal? no *Wall.
I miss the squiggly. :( Oh wait, even when we did the cheer I didn't participate. Right in front of the store manager's face! HA! Guess I can get away with that being an overnighter. ;D
@MartheevManor Overnighters get away with lots of stuff because daytime associates know that if overnighters escape, they might have to go overnight and do their jobs. The overnighters may be weird, but they have the toughest job in the store. :-D
@JoshuaH688 Thank you. I'm glad someone is aware of what we do for our store. :) And yes, most of us are pretty weird, but we perfer the word 'fun'. ;D
I just looked up a history of the Wal-Mart logo and it's never even been squiggly. What the hell? It was hyphen for a long time, and then a star, but it's never been squiggly. Wal-Mart sucks.
i thought this was a lame joke but nope we really do it every morning and everyevening.... except we have to clap. and we no longer do the squiggley we now *starburst* instead... :(
@L3FT2BURN hey there buddy excuse me! but!!!!!! it is not walmark it is wal mart! and fyi i work there thank you verry much! so i suggest that you back off of walmart or i will have to open a can of whoop butt on ya!
Gimme a W gimme a A gimme a L gimme a squiggly. gimme and M gime an A gimme a R gimme a T whats that spell WALMART who's wALMART our Walmart who's number one China sweat shops, WHOO! Thats where your walmart clothes come from people!
What's the new cheer now that the star has been removed from the sign/logo?
potentiallyklien 2 months ago
I just went for an interview and the manager was talking about me becoming assistant manager. He had this empty look in his face like a extremely thoughtless fundementalist religious person has.
Like a smile that seems out of proportion when talking about wal mart. It seems like there is no one behind the smile. Creepy.
well at least now I have a checklist:
1) Smile look like you enjoy stupid cheers
2) cash the check
3) look for a better job.
CMrace 3 months ago
Err.. guys... this is torture,i can see the face of the corporates laughing their asses off watching this shit.Shit man... minimal wage with no health benefit GO WAL-MART!
HOODSTUDIO010 5 months ago
gay
BombDonald 5 months ago
People these days arnt funny
Simwilson33 5 months ago
I just got hired there. I think I've just joined a cult.
tabithacatnip 6 months ago 15
@tabithacatnip Yeah, pretty much.
BelleAmelie 6 months ago
7 people suffer from PTSD from working for the devil
WMBrown 8 months ago
You 2 are actually stretching to do this. It would be funny if you got injured on the clock doing these stupid dances. Seriously........
MrMaDelirious 1 year ago
@MrMaDelirious
Well don't report that injury or you'll get a drug test. You could even get someone else fired if your accident involves them also.
It's how Wal-mart pads their safety record. How many injuries go unreported because someone has a joint with his friends over the weekend?
CMrace 3 months ago
@CMrace I guess I am going to have to get an employee fired by accidentally tripping into them and get me involved in a domino effects freak accident. Wal Mart is not taking over the world as people stated. Cause fact is if Sams Club failed Wal Mart would collapse on itself. Subsidiary BS corpearate BS. I have seen small businesses in my small that have been here before Wal Mart town doing better. Wal Mart has failed enough and even simpletons know Wal Mart is a EPIC fail.
MrMaDelirious 3 months ago
@MrMaDelirious
I am not saying you shouldn't report accidents, only that it is a pretty convenient policy for deterring accident reporting.
Wal-mart sucks
CMrace 3 months ago
@CMrace Wal Mart policy 101. POO POO! That is all.
MrMaDelirious 3 months ago
@CMrace Small town.
MrMaDelirious 3 months ago
@CMrace Well funny part about your comment as well is I am clean and I do not associate with other employees cause I know 70% of the employees are doing some weird sh*t already like a married guy who has a good looking wife having an affair with the overweight under payed over aged cashier. I can and will stereotype Wal Mart employees cause I worked around many people like that. Wal? no *Wall.
MrMaDelirious 3 months ago
I miss the squiggly. :( Oh wait, even when we did the cheer I didn't participate. Right in front of the store manager's face! HA! Guess I can get away with that being an overnighter. ;D
MartheevManor 1 year ago 3
@MartheevManor Overnighters get away with lots of stuff because daytime associates know that if overnighters escape, they might have to go overnight and do their jobs. The overnighters may be weird, but they have the toughest job in the store. :-D
JoshuaH688 3 months ago
@JoshuaH688 Thank you. I'm glad someone is aware of what we do for our store. :) And yes, most of us are pretty weird, but we perfer the word 'fun'. ;D
MartheevManor 3 months ago
whack!!!!!!!! nothing on walmart squiggly
sjones8087 1 year ago
I just looked up a history of the Wal-Mart logo and it's never even been squiggly. What the hell? It was hyphen for a long time, and then a star, but it's never been squiggly. Wal-Mart sucks.
coldlampin 1 year ago
i thought this was a lame joke but nope we really do it every morning and everyevening.... except we have to clap. and we no longer do the squiggley we now *starburst* instead... :(
sTaTicN0IS3 1 year ago
I'm an order filler at a distribution center and yes we do this every day. Plus they forgot to clap along with it
TheHillbilly91 1 year ago
i wanted to sing it when i was at orientation =/ but they just said no V.v
MammothStar 1 year ago
does wal mart really do this? everyday? i heard that but is it true? everyday??
hopefulone311 1 year ago
@hopefulone311 yes we do it every morning and night.
Septmother 1 year ago
fuuuuuuuuuuck you walmark!
L3FT2BURN 1 year ago
@L3FT2BURN hey there buddy excuse me! but!!!!!! it is not walmark it is wal mart! and fyi i work there thank you verry much! so i suggest that you back off of walmart or i will have to open a can of whoop butt on ya!
natedog2004 1 year ago
@L3FT2BURN
FAIL
Niazuma737 1 year ago
Gimme a W gimme a A gimme a L gimme a squiggly. gimme and M gime an A gimme a R gimme a T whats that spell WALMART who's wALMART our Walmart who's number one China sweat shops, WHOO! Thats where your walmart clothes come from people!
Sheri451 1 year ago
@Sheri451 ask me if I care
biggamerjh1 1 year ago
Our cheer was always a very unenthused 'Wal-Mart. Woo.'
SoaringEagle2005 1 year ago
lol.
kygirl892008 2 years ago
Oh... I feel your pain. I worked at Sam's Club so I never had to put up with that 'squiggly' bullshit, but we have our own corny cheer too
simplebowman 2 years ago