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  • I like how my loud pipes sound as I'm carving that canyon. I know how to ride my bike and I love how it sounds. I hate rallies and riding in town. That said, I was just thinking the other day about most of what Adam was talking about.  Harley's have really turned into douche magnets now and most of their marketing is geared to the douche. There's a lot of douche's with money, but no riding skill.

  • @ziggy149 It's all about you, not disturbing people around you on your pathetic bar hopper? Everyone on a Harley is a douche. Heavy, poor brakes, lousy tire compounds, vibration so bad you need arthritis meds in a few years for the wear on your spine and hands. Bike is under powered, 50 year old design, break down, unreliable, worst bike ever made next to China brands.

  • I guess he has never heard that LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES!! Adam Carolla is an uninformed asshole...go to hell dumb ass!!!

  • It is proven, black is the fastest color motorcycle produced.

    This is pretty typical, "I live in California, I never leave the city, and I think my opinion is how the entire world should be." More worried about middle class white guys than the 200K inmates you have, and how many overflowing into the Nevada/Arizona penitentiaries, and you have the worse national debt in the nation. Sorry my loud pipes are THAT big of a problem.

  • They make it loud because of the lady in the car huffing down a double cheese burger messing with the radio will hopefully hear you coming up on her. As for the crotch rocket it’s just a preference. The Harley is the the Cadillac of bikes. I like to cruise around and be comfortable . I don’t always want to be carving corners with my knee to the ground. I prefer a cruiser over a speedster. Just like cars, I will always choose the Cadillac over the Porsche.

  • I don't agree with everything Ace says but definitely most stuff and I definitely with this point here!

  • Plenty of real riders out there. My bike isn't that loud. I respect people and the quiet enjoyment of their property. Most Harley guys are not the stereotypical people you are describing. It seems that Adam has some valid points about some small percentage or people who ride. I see plenty of squid riders with loud ass import bikes that ride 100 plus MPH down public streets. Fact is, shit works itself out. More dumb ass riders on rice rockets die every year then on Harleys.

  • Get a life ..

  • u guys r dicks!

  • loud harleys are the only harleys that are good

  • LOUD BIKES EQUALS SMALL BRAIN AND TINY WEENER

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  • EXACTLY, RIGHT ON!!!

  • im a harley rider and i hate those fuckin pipes also-he makes sense-bunch of people out with their $50 dollar harley shirts! lol! i wear $2 t-shirts and laugh at these costume jewelry wearing fucks

  • this dude is a fucking cunt.

    he's talkin about them being 'dicks' . . . . he sounds like a dick himself!

    bikers are themselves . . . . 'Adam carolla' . . . . GROW SOME BALLS YOU WHINY ASS BITCH! jackass

  • i agree with adam it so annoying to be sleeping but a fuking harley rides by so fucking unecesarily loud so annoying those are FAGS even south park has got into it Fuck Harley Riders Anoying FAGS

  • Adam is just a pansy boi who cant ride a Hog that is why he is so against them.

  • @Aeliusser Don't you realize that hearing your shit makes us want to run you over intentionally?

  • I love Adam. I think Adam would kick ass on a Harley cuz he wouldn't be doing it for attention. But hes right. Riders need to learn how to Ride instead of being attention whores.

  • @Sw1tchBladeMalone

    ride around in numbers . . . theyre called friends . . . . having a good time riding around on a beast of a machine.

  • they have actually outlawed it in some places which i honestly is really fucking smart i mean i don't like to interfere with peoples live but you guys are already doing that by making retardedley loud sounds

  • bikers are annoying faggots who can suck my dick! fucking loud assholes. i'd like to smash those fucking pricks with my "gay" little car. right on adam. check out the south park episode on exactly adam's point.

  • just shut the fuck up...people like this arent even worth the time.. this guy can take his opinion and shove it up his ass

  • @FightTheSystem1492

    completely fucking agreed! btw i like ur name, 'fightThesystem' . . . . fuckin hardcore!

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  • Adam Cornhola, you are a fag.

  • Yawn....

  • He wouldn't say any of this to a bikers face.

  • You would love the "F-Word" episode of SouthPark (look it up)...

  • LMAO then the dumbfuck Harley riders leave their "come get some" comments. Listen you fucking idiots, your bikes don't need to be 10x louder than mine. And apparently others agree b/c my state is in the works to ban loud bike exhausts. Same shit should go for those loud ass Civics with the faggot spoilers blowing up my neighborhood's car alarms.

    Fuck how many boys were abandoned by daddy? All these lames are attention-deprived. Sorry, I probably get more pissed than Ace on this.

  • I made a bumper sticker that says " LOOK TWICE, I KILL MOTORCYCLES ! "

  • Duffas dick ass! LISTEN A HOLES ! classic Carolla. lol

  • Fucking Funny... And Sooo True... Everytime I see some of those fuckin draft dodging, 50 pounds over-weight Tough-Guys I love to drag their Punk asses off the bikes and show them how exactly how tough their smoking, drinking, over-eating, couldn't run a mile to save their ass, really is...

  • You dont like noisey harley's ... I get it ... I dont care and what you gonna do about it ?

  • @helljumper333 Um. Continue to ridicule these obnoxious douche sacks for exactly what they are. Tiny penis (either figurative or literal), mental midget clowns. Make fun of them until it is common knowledge to all how transparently & emotionally stunted these attention whores are. Maybe one day they will realize the rest of the world sees them as total buffoons and not the bad asses they have the delusion they are.

  • he sure does like dick, doesn't he?

  • some scooter tramp took his ol lady away from him...(no, not a yup/rolex type...)

  • @capnbill1

    no, his ole lady has been down at the local clubhouse giving free rim jobs...

    fuck him...clueless douchebag....

  • this guy must have been beaten up by a harley rider, what a pussy, he has no clue.

  • what i love about adam carolla is that everyone and everything is stupid to him. he hates everything...allegedly. i believe he just likes to talk smack about everyone else to, 1. makes himself feel better. 2. gives him something to talk about on his podcast. well, he is adam carolla. old, dried up actor-wannabe. pretty good at podcasting if your into absolute whining and complaining. according to adam, were all retarded, not him though. no sir. not him. he's cool and smart. us? dumber than dirt

  • Fuck you ya fuckin fuck,,,

    you fuck....

  • What a FUCKIN FAG BOY. You need a good beat down buddy. You FUCKING SISSY. Go talk your shit to bikers face to face you PUSSY.

  • wow when did adam become such a fag lol what a winey bitch lol

  • Riding a Harley used to mean something, but now the only people that own Harleys are weekend warrior douche bags. Loud pipes save lives huh? If they really were so concerned about their lives then they wouldn't ride around town just in jeans, Harley shirt, and a goofy looking bandanna.

  • There should be separate Harley lanes on our highways and city streets. They should be built underground.

  • i bet he owns a vespa...

    homo

  • i dont think this guy realises that he is a dik aswell

  • He's Right. Harley riders, for the most part, are about the look good. Those harley shirts are pretty exspensive and they do seem to ride around town alot, where they can be observed. LOL. "Go carve up a canyon", do what those things were made to do.

  • Not all Harley riders are assholes, and not all Harleys have super-loud, baffle-less pipes on them.

    That being said, best line I've ever seen is: "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning how to ride that thing would do."

  • @vosogo  Loud pipes save the lives of inconsiderate attention whore assholes who don't really matter.

  • @CrudeDude Very crude, but good point, CrudeDude.

  • @vosogo.... OK. Yes, I agree to some of this.

    No- Loud Bikes don't save lives. That is a BIG MYTH. An idiot driver will run over anyone.

    I ride a BMW, and respect ANY rider that is polite and courteous.

    It's my 3rd BMW because some a-hole Jeep driver hit me on my '08 BMW, so I had to buy a new one after the Life Flight.

    There is something negative about removing baffles on a bike.Why ? It really isn't cool to impose your noise on people that want to enjoy the day without noisy

  • Id you need more than 125cc you don't have much of a dick. Suzuki GS 125 ftw

  • @tgseason12 '09 Suzuki TU250X and '07 Kawasaki Ninja 650R reporting for duty!

  • Your just a bum bandit who can't ride a bike, go suck another dick!!

  • If you guys driving in cars would stop cutting us off and notice us more often we'd take those loud pipes

  • @Brainhom Bullshit. As a biker if you're in a position where your ass is saved by making excess noise then you're not driving correctly. It's our job to not put ourselves in precarious positions. We hide in almost any cars blind spots.

  • Agreed with the jist of it but the speaker sounds like a bit of a dick as well.

  • sounds like a fag. Wishes he road a hog. Got his boy friend in back ground. And brave on utube.

  • @SwamviewTV wtf?

  • Loud pipes save Lives.......

    You hear a bike coming.......Job done.

  • stupid arrogant loud hog-shat riders are a bunch of terd sucking bipolar scum

  • "like a cherry on top of their head " love that adam ..stick it up them

  • i would like to get some of these loud-ass no respect harley SONOB riders & take that LOUD EXHAUST PIPE & SOVE IT UP THEIR ASS HOLE

    & in advance reply u hogshat riders ..go stuff urselfs ,,dousche bags

  • I think you should take your beef out on these assholes. Just go up to one of them and lay into them like you are here. Maby they will change. Or maby theyl rip your pencil neck head right your shoulders. Now i agree there are some clowns out there but dude, i think you should be on some meds to relax..or youl die of a heart attack or annurizm....seriously, just ignore it/them cuz theres too many of em. And you know, the way you talk, is no better then the loud pipes!

  • Best thing about a loud harley is I can piss off these assholes and get a good sound sleep at night. When I hear a harley in my sleep, its just adds more dimension to my dream,. I thought Adam was gonna have something funny to say about Harley's but He's just a cry baby. Hey Adam do they have cry baby week at Daytona or Sturgis, or hundreds of other places across the U.S. maybe the should, you could all bring your blanky's and pacifiers, and cry to each other. we'll call it " WAA WEEK "

  • So you couldn't stop at the load pipes ( I do understand where you are coming from) but you had to put down everything else as well. Nice. So what you're really saying is ''I still have to pay for companionship and no, she still will not let me kiss her'. That about covers it right ? So, did you just notice me ? A Harley rider that just put you in your place without any form of profanity. You CLEARY can't say that because your Vocabuary seems quite limted. Thanks for being such a easy target.

  • I see I am the 13th Harley rider to give this a thumbs down. You guys are such cry babies!

  • @likeabull1 #14 right here brotha

  • @CANDIDCARL

    SO MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING CITY IF YOU DONT LIKE NOISE!! DUMBASS HE SAYS "I LIVE DOWNTOWN" HMMM MOST PEOPLE THAT WANNA PISS AND MOAN ABOUT NOISE PROB WONT LIVE RIGHT DOWNTTOWN DUH!!! FUCKIN YUPPIE IDOT! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKIN FART CANS ON THE FUCKIN IMPORTS WITH THER CANOE RACKS 6 FEET OFF THE TRUNK, AND THE IDIOTS WITH THERE 3000 WATT STERIOS BLASTING COON TOONS AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT?? NOBODY EVER BITCHES ABOUT THAT!! GET OVER IT!! REAL AMERICANS LOVE LOUD PIPES!!

  • @koaffiliate shut up retarded harley driver

  • @koaffiliate You know how many times I have heard a Jap rice burner overpower the noise of a Harley. "Yaaaawns" the crap on this page is thick.

  • @koaffiliate I'm guessing 2.5-3 inches?

  • @crudedude Thanks for the compliment!

  • Like to see him say that to my face. Asshole.

  • Like to see him say that to my face when he's out on the street. Asshole

  • you guys need to shut the fuck up bitch harley riders need to be loud you guys are fags harleys rocks

  • I love the butt hurt responses from the harley riders. Don't get mad at Adam for saying what the rest of us all all thinking. Harleys are an important status symbol in the white trash community, but no one else gives a shit and we find you people obnoxious.

  • @CandidCarl hey fag,jay leno is a huge harley collector,you saying hes white trash?i agree with adam that the noise is ridiculous,i get pissed off at those guys too,but if you knew anything about ''harley guys'' they are usually 50+ years old and have a medium to upper range income.that means they can buy and sell your mom any day of the week

  • @1C7Z3H5X Generally speaking( this allows for exceptions such as Jay Leno), they are a bunch of white trash attention whores. Income is irrelevant and so is age. You can still be a low class, attention seeking, piece of garbage while making a decent living. I live downtown and these jerks come down several times a week to take advantage of the echo caused by the high rises. It's 10 times as loud in a city setting.

  • you meet the nicest people on a honda!! lmao

  • @koaffiliate And you meet the biggest assholes on a Harley.

  • fuck jap pos's look at half the bikes they make now, all trying to copy harley. Ur just mad cuz harley set the standard a long time ago and the cheap jap knock offs just cant make em right. Theres two kinds of motorcycle riders those who ride harley and those who wish they could. And as for fags on motorcycles, look at Honda Motorsports, short way is HOMO

  • @koaffiliate Well guess what, Harley Davidson is a shitty overpriced Indian Motorcycle knock off...

  • He is allowed to rant, but the loud bikes go both ways, it's not just Harley's.

  • @mrphotomanTIM you're telling me that screaming mosquito with wheels between your legs has more power?! I havent really gotten a complaint before... Your mom loves my hog, I don't see why you don't.

  • buying a harley instead of a jap bike is like paying $ 10 for a turd in a ziploc bag, instead of a snickers

  • @twang747 why would you pay ten dollars for a snickers bar anyway?!

  • adam is so correct in this rant. being loud is the opposite of cool.

  • @marleySux so, we should all be the same.

  • what if they're only bike-curious?

  • HUUUUUUU RUBBUBUBUUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUB!!!!!­!!!

  • yep you know it! cant afford my overpriced slow loud ass harley on a 10k a year job now can i? eat shit yuppy scum! proves your a yuppy when the first thing you come back with is how much money a person makes! im sorry you live in a closed off cubicle sucking your bosses dick through his 3000 dollar suit, get a life yuppie theres more to life then your fuckin "status" which i give no shit about!

  • @koaffiliate yeah!! bravo! maybe that's it. maybe he bought a jap burner to be cool. because being like everyone else is the thing to do.

  • @koaffiliate yeah!! bravo! maybe that's it. maybe he bought a jap burner to be cool. because being like everyone else is the thing to do. i wanna be just like them, a cookie cutter mother fucker.

  • @MrDerby2u Every time I hear a "Hardley" it reminds me of just how far behind American motorcycle technolgy has fallen.

    Harley Davidson- the most efficient method ever devised for turning gasoline into noise.

  • @MrDerby2u: Judging by how many attention whores I see out there on Harleys doing the exact same shit as the riders Carolla describes, it looks like most Harley riders are nothing but trendy motherfuckers--and low-class too.

  • @tommy9911 if i wanted to be 'trendy', i'd be riding a vespa.

    yeah, those harley riders are low class. most of us are business owners, lawyers and doctors.

    sounds to me like someone couldn't afford a harley...

  • @MrDerby2u is a RUB like all the others playing "dress up"

  • @CrudeDude oh, look out for this guy! He called me a 'rub'! that must be the first word to his favorite nursery rhyme...

    "Rub-a-dub dub, three men in a tub"!

    Again, you're a homo.

  • ya im a dick with a loud harley! and proud of it i love waking up the fucking yuppie pussy neighbors at 3 am! its on purpose just to piss you whiny ass limp dick faggots off!

  • @koaffiliate your just jealous because you were abused as a kid and now you make 10k a year working a roofing gig

  • koaffiliate is exactly the fag everyone is laughing about.

  • This guy has nerve. Ever hear what his lamborghini sounds like?

    You're a dick and that's why you are on internet radio. Suck it.

  • @possesst

    Lambos purr at under 35 mph through residential streets. Assholes who ride loud fucking Harleys gotta rev their goddamn engines at a stop sign to make glass shatter and pretend like people give a shit. They chrome everything out on their ugly ass 80s harley cruisers, sometimes with dumb neon light accents, or worst of all, they might have a radio on which is so utterly, utterly fucking stupid. I live in Milwaukee, I know dads who work at Harley, but modesty just doesn't exist.

  • I ride bikes and I have owned harley's...and Adam is so right. The big problem is, that you get off the bikes, and then the dicks wanna chat with you. I didn't buy my bike to sit around and talk to some doctor with a tazmanian devil tattoo on his calf... Adam, you say it right every time

    however, the sportbike crowd has its fair share of douchebags too... I hate people, hence my adoration for adam

  • fags now means harley riders in the english dictionary.

  • i hated asshole drive there motorcycle 3 in the morning and set off the car alarms.

  • Its pretty sad if that is all you have to talk about. Your the fuckn idiot man! You cant find anything better to talk about?! Really? hahaha What a joke!

  • I am now a fan of adam. :)

  • i cant have a car without a muffler why these guys get away with this noise?

  • greatest thing i ever heard. i agree 1000000000000%

  • Hahahaha! Love it!

  • Agree 100% and I'm a biker. Asked a motorcycle dealer to make my bike quiet, he said it's not possible and no one ever asked him that question in 20 years of service work.

  • @Moosepiesandwich lmao. thats awesome! I bet he started sweating..lol

  • lol @ "feet out like fucking pontoons"

  • I don't think all HD riders should be grouped together, no different than grouping all sportbike riders.

    The a-holes going in circles around the block and revving their straight pipe tractors should be shot. But when I am out on the road, in February, or out in the middle of nowhere on an interstate, and I see a bike, or a group of 3, riding the othe rway, 95% of the time they're long haul HD riders, just minding their own business and enjoying their ride.

  • @fafaforza I ride a bike myself, and I don't judge the majority of riders. I ride safe though, with full gear to protect myself, and I judge those who don't. I also judge groups that don't ride in staggard formation, and purposely modify their bikes to be loud. I also get made when I find out a rider didn't actually get a motorcycle license, and just assume that their drivers license means they can ride a motorcycle. Because all I have is a cycle license, and I don't think I can drive a car.

  • @ex1193 To put it this way I went through a lot of practice in the field behind my home growing up on a Honda Trail 110 to understand how to ride a bike safely, and I get mad when some weekend warrior who can afford the Cadillac of motorcycles assumes that they know what the hell they are doing while riding without a helmet, and a cougar riding behind them in a bikini; of course we have a term for them...organ donors.

  • proper helmets save lives too. but no hardly rider will wear a proper one. noooo!! fuck you and your fuckin loud lawnmower powered piece of shit.

  • proper helmets save lives too. but no hardly rider will wear a proper one. noooo!! fuck you and your fuckin loud lawnmower powered piece of shit.

  • proper helmets save lives too. but no hardly rider will wear a proper one. noooo!! fuck you and your fuckin loud lawnmower powered piece of shit.

  • harleys suck. overpriced low quality shit.

  • Cruiser bikes need to be loud, because the fact of the matter is; cars cannot see you. You need to be loud so cars can notice that your there. Loud bikes save lives.

  • Loud pipes save the lives of people who really don't matter; people like yankeessuck1983 for example...

  • Wow, forgot how easy it is to be a badass over the internet

  • Apparently you DO remember how to be an arrogant, inconsiderate, thoughtless, selfish prick who believes that motorcycles, cruisers in particular, need to be loud to "save lives". Even though everyone with a brain knows that's total bullshit.

  • I'm sorry, have you ever road a motorcycle before? Do you have family members that ride? Have you ever seen one of them get hit by a god damn car before? I doubt it. I have, on more than one occasion. It's not fucking fun. You talk shit about these guys as if they're sub-human. These are some of the nicest people in the world. Guys who do runs for cancer, aids, children's hospitals, Katrina relief, ect. Anyone with a brain would know THAT.

  • This is supposed a free country UNTIL you encroach upon someone else. If you "choose" to ride a bike instead of a car, then you are effectively "choosing" the risk associated with that. Therefore, you should not make the public suffer just so you can ride a bike safely. If your bike HAS to be loud to save your life, i.e., force people in there houses to hear you, every time you drive by then DON'T ride a bike. You can still do your charity runs without being raucous.

  • Fine, I'm sorry that I didn't even MILDLY inconvenience you. I'm sorry that you don't like loud noises from cruiser bikes. I guess that's so much worse than the TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS that are caused by sport bikes (aka crotch rockets). THOSE things are death traps, and MOST (not all) of the people who ride them are inconsiderate assholes who think that they can just weave in and out of traffic because they have more mobility. Sorry that my pipes woke you up from your nap .

  • @yankeessuck1983 I ride and making your bike so loud that it sounds like you don't have any exhaust... IS A DICK MOVE!!! Everyone can be nice in one or another portion of their life, but that doesn't excuse the dick shit they do.

  • this was posted almost a year ago, and he pissed on these faggy harley riders who think they are the shit just because they drive a loud bike, the only reason something american should be loud is if it's fast and harley's are not

  • amen bro but i have to be a ne sayer against rice rockets riders in full leathers i have a metric v twin sound, handles, all around rides better than any harley i've ever seen but no fairings is a good ol naked street fighter built for havoc and its economical without sounding like a civic with a fart cannon

  • two badboys on my block,wake me up a mile away," here in LA home of the wannabes.

  • i think the people with ww2 bmw german bikes are more rebellious. going against the grain with a german bike.

  • I love bikes and I hate Harleys. And Harley riders.

  • Corolla is god

  • Love Carolla... hate those Harley guys.

  • I agree with corolla. I really hate fucking harley's. I always have hated them...the sounds, they way they look.

    FUCK!

  • no god damn baffles in your hog

  • I think Carolla's comments and the Southpark "fag" episode are an indication of the feelings of mainstream America; We're tired of listening to these assholes.

  • As Sonny of Hell's Angel's fame said "If we knew it was gonna come to this, we woulda rode Hondas".

  • That South Park episode was absolutely hilarious.

  • Harleys are to motorcycles what McDonalds is to fine cuisine.

  • this guy's my hero

  • pontoons! LOL!

  • Wrong! IF that's true then how would you like it if ALL cars had their mufflers removed? And you rev your bikes while it's stopped! You're all FAGS! Watch southpark!!

  • Nice try blacksrtcoupe. Admit it; you just another attention whore on your loud-ass Hardley.

    Or, as you would be known on Southpark; a fag.

  • blacksrtcoupe.... Taking the baffles out of your pipes actually ENDANGERS your life when I"M on the road.... it makes it easier for me to spot (and hopefully SMASH) your asses.

    Perhaps you could also tell us why you have to rev your bikes while sitting at every light.... aparently Harley hasn't managed to build a bike that will yet??

    Carolla hits it right on the head.... you guys loook like idiots.

  • lmao 1 big hoop earing

  • Harleys are to motorcycles what McDonalds is to fine cuisine.

  • Get a Buell. Loud harley engine in a rice rocket bike.

  • These ass clowns with the loud pipes are like people who fart at the table

  • You know what a hog reminds me of...is a honda or something. Loud as fuck and dont move. You hear them a mile away and they are just cruzin lol.

  • This is true as fuck. I'm with adam all the way. Not just cause i ride a rice rocket. I lmao at every hog rider. Like he says they think they are so bad ass and the really do look stupid. 45 years old impressing who? Street bikes have way more style and can do so much more.