Goldmember - Mr. Roboto subtitles

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

I love it when movies break the 4th wall

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

yo Jay Roach, Austin Powers 4 pronto!

[Urmomabc]

Your ASS is happy. I think it's funny when he said please eat what. It just sounds funny

[codycbradio1234]

Well, you may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debator!!!

[tory111199]

What do you know about... my father's where... about... s

[tory111199]

You're ass is happy?" LMFAO

[atikonium]

I Downloaded The Movie Just For This Scene

[gabygirl1212]

"your ass is happy?!" probably the best moment where Austin powers sounds like Shrek

[SMB3Fan123]

@gabygirl1212 Because Mike Myers does both voices

[bgmoney99]

I have a huge rod

[HornswoggleFan2]

I'm watching this right now. They changed the first subtitle to dungeness crab. Damn you CTV2!

[saphireroze001]

NICE POTTYMOUTH, DIRTBAG!!!

[backflips2007]

your ass is happy LMAO

[BoyGeorgeFanply20]

OMG the way austin smiled 1:34 sooooo funny!!!

[DastardlyComa]

I to have a HUGE rod, it keeps the ROD..ents at bay on the cold nights.

[l337gabriel]

I wish that life had subtitles like this xp make things a lot more interesting xp

[snakeboyguam10]

Your ass is happy. XD

[PortalandPortal2Rock]

I'd like a bowl of shitake mushroom.

[daiwa16]

i DO have a huge rod...i wish

[harleyluigi1]

What do u know about my fathers .... Were..... About..... ts

[chekyman123]

you might be a cutting lingwest but i am a master debator

[Tanmantansen]

what do u know... about my father's... where... about...s...

[jojolax119]

lol 0:34

[finnishnin]

Please eat WHAT?

[StarryGFX]

DOMO ORIGATO MISTER ROBATO

ATHANKYOU

[JPdude612]

どもありがと、ミスタロボト！

I love this.

[Daft2Funk]

261 have huge rods

[EddieAlonzo59]

1 person ate shit

[3231995]

his smile after saying things tht r dirty

[Ventus529]

I DO have a big rod......i wish

[TheHMarvel]

Roboto -"Please eat some S***" Austin -"Please Eat what?" Clea - "Please eat some shitake mushrooms" Roboto - "You a** is happy" (repeated by Austin) Clea - "No, your assignment is an unhappy one" Austin - "oh" Roboto - "I have a big rod" Austin - "Nice poddy mouth dirt bag" (Roboto moves and he actually said "I have a huge rodent problem") Roboto - "why don't I just speak the English"

[Jlewholla]

@TheHMarvel ...yes..that is what was said in the video..that we all watched..thank you for taking the time to write it all out..for the deaf apparently. thanks.

[chicaplac]

*look im going to recite a line from the clip and get 20 thumbs up*

[AKGameboy117]

ども ありがと Mr.ろぼと lolz. By the way, all of you guys are spelling it wrong. It's domo arigato mr.roboto

[Stewiezbak145]

@AKGameboy117 You are right.

[maxwold96]

lmao he sees the subtitles

[003Keenan]

when mr roboto said why don't i just speak in english, he had a japanese accent, so it sound like "why dontai justa speek ina english"

[mrfrisk007]

please eat some shit

[003Keenan]

i have a huge rod LOLOLOLOL!!

[Azrael666Azazel]

i love the way he smiles at 1:34 right after stating how mr roboto speaking in english would make it so he wouldn't confused and think he is saying things that are diry

[valiantvyse]

I hate how in the edited TV version they replace the first subtitle with,

"Please eat some Dung---"

"Please eat WHAT?"

NO! He said,

"Please eat some Dungeness crab"

It's not nearly as funny a joke :(

[blackphoenix9000]

@valiantvyse one of my classmates brought in this movie and it was damn straight hilarious

[Randerson2421]

1:32 his face = epic

[Randerson2421]

Domoro Regato mr roboto... ah thank you

[TheDrinkingRifle]

"Why dont I just speak in English?" LOL

[rulopotter1]

lol GREAT FILM

[karatekookie1]

i wish all subtitles were like that! :D

[B789c]

masterdebater lol

[SickBritKid]

Mr. Roboto was one of the best parts of the movie. I wish he didn't die...

[ebangha]

bwhahahahahahah I HAVE A HUGE ROD XDDDDDD

[ipaqmaster]

best scene EVER! xD

[SuperPaintball27]

PLEASE EAT SOME SHIT

[papoj1PVR]

@SuperPaintball27

Please eat what?!

[SuperPaintball27]

I HAVE A HUGE ROD

[danroxmisox]

Your ass is happy??? by the way i do have a huge rod...i wish.... lolololololol

[ThePraque]

By the way..

I do have a huge rod...I wish

[fazzinaw11]

domo aurigotto mr. roboto lol

[jakeb013]

I do have a big rod ..............I wish

[jakeb013]

@tazzerboy999 it would be engrish

[tazerboy999]

Why donta i justa speek in enrgish...

[deathsaurer515]

Two things about this.

1: subtitle scenes are only made to be made fun of, no matter what.

2: "You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master-debator" is the best movie line ever made XD

[sportygal1252]

NICE POTTYMOUTH DIRTBAG! LOL!!!

[TheShane911]

私は、大きな棒を持って Japanese  for i have a big rod

[BZewde14]

I need to speak Japanese fast and I think I found a tutor. Go Foxy : )

[computerzrul1997]

Please eat WHAT?!?!?!?

[TheMetallicafan321]

please eat some shit lol funny

[nicolaskaros]

i have a huge rod...

[monstermashman22]

@ManaTatsuX he breaks the fourth wall all the time in the 3rd movie which makes it hilarious

[ShroomTV]

Why don't I just speak in English? XD

[j679g]

Please eat some shit LOL

[lordofthebasses123]

that make it seem like you are saying things that are dirty... XD!

[13megaprime]

tell me waht do you know about mt fathers where, about, sss /:0

[HouseMaster15]

please eat some shit

[devon00789]

"please eat some shit"

"PLEASE EAT WHAT!"

...

"your ass is happy"

"you ass is happy?!"

...

"I have a huge rode"

"nice potty mouth dirt bag!"

LMAO I HAVE THAT ENTIRE THING MEMORIZED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[samtoriaben]

Please EAT What

[ThePureawesomness]

your ass is happy?

[kevindiesal]

please eat some shit lmfao

[Gamefreakrd]

By the way, I DO have a huge rod...I wish...

[2533Adam]

lol If this happened to me I'd be laughin my butt off

[SpecialAgentRavage]

tell me, what do you know...about...my fathers where...about...s? lawl XD

[MrSombrero100]

by the way i have a huge rod....... i wish i lawd so hard there XD

[miyor123]

He said master debater, but was meant to be masturbater.

[mreynahernandez]

"your ass is happy?!" LMAO

[ciscokitty8]

please eat some shit XD

[jackmanlol]

do youknow about my fathers where...

about...

s

[raggmunken]

master dubator lolz!;)

[r3ini]

What do you know... abount my father...where...abount...ssss

[Evolinag]

tha was hilarious

[THEYEAHBABY19]

nice pottymouth dirtbag

[BigBuckFilm]

this scene was dragged out WAY TO long IMO, but it was still funny when it started

[Oisinclancy1]

I REALLY DO HAVE A HUGE ROD...I WISH

[Banankatt]

Her Japanese is terrible.

[golden24680]

"Your ass is happy?" xD!

[gioran23]

So your ass can smile?? O_o??? LOL!!!!

[bluemonkeyinc]

this is a great movie, but i can't stand foxy.

[HitsugiIsLove]

xD Your ass is happy hahahaaha

Domo arigatou Mr. Roboto I thank you XD

[nightcrawler998]

domo arigato mr;Roboto

[100Doomslayer]

"Your ass is happy?" LMAO.

[legoman4551]

please eat some shit lol!!!

[Eliteshyguy]

ROFL LMAO subtitles and austen powers breaking the 4 wall!!!

[gizmona11]

this is best part

[PatrickT22]

"I do have a huge rod...I wish" ROFL XD

[lolerz222]

Please eat some shit.

[Cyclopsis]

Ore no momoto de kaito....ii na. ROFLz!

[Skywalkerr2008]

that would be a good idea now wouldn't it? XD i love this movie

[sxfn15]

YOUR ASS IS HAPPY LOL!!

[justinfrnfr]

@sxfn15 your ass is what?

[MayChild8]

@sxfn15 Please eat some shit

[ianmattl]

this was funny when i was 7

[Theburn77]

what do you know about my fathers...where...about...ss

[deadcrazymonkey]

eat some shit

your ass is happy

[Nerdlord12]

Isn't this the kind of comedy the call "breaking the fifth wall" kind of?

[Krowsnose]

Yea, I think it's called "breaking the 4th wall" when characters interact or talk to the audience.

[shimmyking4]

like deadpool from the marvel comics or joker from the batman animated series

[AVagent007]

:50 was freakin funny

[acrobatsutr]

My ass is unhappy

[tazerboy999]

i do have a huge rod... is wish

XD

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

"YOU'R ASS IS HAPPY!?":D

[ImJust14]

LOLOLOLHAHAHA ur ass is happy HAHAHA

[Drevilrocks]

I have a huge rod? Austin= nice potty mouth dirt bag Mr.R=I have a huge rodent problem.

[RoflShizzle]

please eat some shit

PLEASE EAT WHAT!!!???

wait

he said please eat some shittake mushrooms

[alekzz90]

this wood be very funny.. wouldnt stupid beyonce always say it again

[Akriloth2160]

I just saw Goldmember, and I think I'll NEVER get tired of this bit! XD

[BadDream51]

"...making it seem like you are saying things that are dir-ty."

LOLOLOL

[LegalRice]

Why dont i just speak in english lol xD

[That70sShowgurl88]

you may be a cunning linguist but i'm a master debater hahaha

[Shredderbox]

Nice potty mouth dirtbag!

[Airbornemen1963]

Lol i cant stio laughing

[Fiesta0000007]

ur ass is happy lol

[Shortyply34]

Love it when Austin says Nice potty mouth dirt bag LOL

Love it when austin also says that would be a good idea wouldn't i that way i wouldn't misread the subtitles making it seems u are saying things that are dirty

(Smiles) The bit is soooooooo funny

I cried when i first saw that part

Sooo funny it was the way austin smiles!!!

[Cakelover95]

Im a master debater

[lukirossi]

i love when he says "what do you know abouts my fathers were.....about.......s"

[MonkeyBoy2194]

I like the scene after this where he's at the fountain, it looks like he pisses in his mouth

[MrRoboto552]

MY SECOND FAVORITE MOVIE!!!!!!

[turtelyturtleclub]

your ass is happy...lol genius

[AwsuhmGai]

"what do you know about my fathers where...about....s."

[pentiogo]

Lol

[GlamorousxD]

Lmao, I love how hes like "HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA. I'm looking for my father he was kidnapped."

[mattjnor98]

Are those rodents Pikachus?

[SomeRandomDudeOnYT]

LOL!!!

"Please eat some sh*t."

"Your ass is happy"

"I have a huge rod"

"I DO have a huge rod... I wish"

xDDDD Best part!!! ROFL!

[RunescapeMan619]

i have a huge rod, please eat some dung, your ass is happy. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!­!!!!!!!!!

[spacered]

It Funny White English Subtitle.

[TheDoomBunny]

lol. "Your ass is happy" XD

[Rockyfigs]

Mabye I should just speak english ?

:)

[kyla2cutie]

i luv beyonce in this

[emtala]

haha

[buulsit]

"Your ass is happy"

LOL

[mattjnor98]

"Your assignment is an unhappy one.

[mattjnor98]

"Your assignment is an unhappy one."

[Spartan117Ryan]

QAwesome

[pauldelacroix]

The Shiitake gag is hilarious..funniest thing in the movie.

[FieryLeaf]

Hmm, maybe... no! They're Pachirisu's! Aaaah! Run! ^_^

[PF9ThePikachuLover]

Do those huge rodents happen to be Pikachus?

[winston0024]

is it just me that gets the styx joke in this bit???

[Lew747]

please eat some shit haha

[Gojirafan101]

Please eat some shit

Please eat some shitake mushrooms