Hot Dude

[erikandfox]

I actually hit full screen when you said to do that.

[havefiesta101]

The Jake I know? But But But But the Jake I know, is me.

[randomwords2000]

i tried setting it to 1080p, but everything stopped working. You're too hot in HD for my computer to handle.

[singa4evr]

OMG, FIRST BANJO FACE!

[TheHatOfDestiny]

I could watch this in 1080p but it takes way too long to buffer and the fps goes waaaaay down

[JoyousCaz]

Why is Dave Strider from Homestuck doing the wink?

[Raspherbel]

@JoyousCaz I have no idea why. He was probably doing it ironically, though.

[OkalRelsDaughter]

OMG Being of bango face!!! Oh and craig the HD camera makes the lighting look better, the background burrlyer and you in sharper focus. ^_^

[1juspe]

Wouldn't it be bigger if it weren't hd?

[Hediabc]

Ugh. DO NOT try to type an essay while watching wheezywaiter. I start ending sentences with exclamation points!

[BrendanVlogs4You]

@NOFXRules15 I think he said it was in one video.. Subscribe to me, btw..

[NOFXRules15]

is that a cataan mug?=0

[MariazzZebra]

"WARNING, TO AVOID BREANADF IHBFA

DO NOT BUMP, HEAT EMPTY OU UOUFFAD

DO NOT CLEAN WITH MATERJI HB JOHASDF

DO NOT USE ON ANY RANCOIHDF OJHGOU

DO NOT HOLD OVER PEOPLE

THROW AWAY IF CRACKED, IGUVIDGFSIFUB"

[PlasticInk]

My video is buffering right now at 1:51, and i'm okay with that.

[shakespeareaholic]

WHY IS LEONARDO DICAPRIO DOING THE WINK

[iiBabyBri]

<3 dude doing the wink

XD nice Bango face love it :3

[RIPCompanionCube]

why are the two top comments the same thing?

[123PrincesG321]

Woaahhhhhh dude who did the wink!!! 

[MariazzZebra]

press 9 watch press 9 again watch press 9 again xD

[TheMRAchu3]

i just saw the thatl be the costenya(wich been mexican miself make it hilariously)

and seen at that time didnt even had a camera and doing videos

this guy is inspiring

[utubesonoon]

weezey gives me the largest boner

[marzipangod69]

Catan mug ftw

[LocalRandomz]

i would love to lick honey of your beard....

[t0y]

What camera are you using?

[talkissos]

i think this was the first wheezy video i saw

[0banon]

I was actually impressed with myself when you said max youtube screens and I was already maxed

[marth0toonlink0lucas]

yoooooo wheezy!! that's a settlers of catan mug?!?!? awesome!!!!!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[BigSlurpppp]

just thought id let you know... i was playing a video game and i was stuck nd all. i took a break to watch your video and i won.... BEARD LOVERS FTW!!!

[TheCoolKDM]

Settlers of catan cup.  Classic

[ToastMaster623]

@TheCoolKDM I believe its Settlers of Patan.

[QJosephP]

Watching Wheezy get the coffee with the video set to full screen was quite impressive :)

And I like how blunt that warning is on the coffee pitcher. "DO NOT HOLD OVER PEOPLE"

[MonkeyGoSpunky]

1. THE BANJO FACE 2. That wink boy is gor-ge-ous!

[PaperJoelio]

"Do not hold over people."

[kaciisbored]

So this is where banjo face starts!

[jarito8]

can any1 give me the name of the "banjo face" track :D

[ginnyvideo]

everytime you say to blow up the youtube screen, i do it :)

[ElvisChick95]

ohhmyygosshhh banjo face is my favorite thing oon your videoss. in justt madee my dayy!:D

[DeathOfLadybugs]

YAY BANJO FACE 

[gardeniajohnson]

thumbs up if you went fullscreen when he said to.

[TheFrreakShhow2010]

1:22 Do not hold over people Throw away is cracked Do not bump

[ch0colatemilk]

Wheezy, I didn't use to like beards...

But if you can turn me on to beards.. you might be able to turn me onto chest hair too..

[lidiluvu]

I sware this is a skin care ad.

[spike03000]

Catan mug!

[owlotter14]

oh so that's why Edward is hot.....

[widgetboy]

We fear change.

[aShLeY16171819]

That's a settlers of catan coffea mug! I love that game :)

[RoberNerRas]

*Banjo face* *Serious face* *Banjo face* *Serious face* *Scary music* *Epic reaction from you which makes me laugh my ass off, haha i love you wheezywaiter*

[0101010101010101ful]

@EaterOfUniverses lo friken l!

[xXKiSsxKoNtAgIoUsxX]

banjo face!

[ohyaimcoolest]

so.... exactly how much hair do you allow to grow on your body if you don't mind me asking and yes you are a very attractive man.

[garik199]

@ohyaimcoolest apparently he has a beard ,meaning he keeps all his hair i goes ..

[BrotherDamascus]

I got so excited when you said "BLOW UP YOUR YOUTUBE SCREENS REAL BIG!"

[JKos14]

ZOMG! At the end: Is that Lucas from seaQuest?

[naru7777f7]

looks like im there :O



[ada6543]

Omg settlers of Catan mug!

[marielitai]

OMG!! I laughed SOOOO hard with the ending!!! total WIN!!

[IssyRedbird]

And thus, the Banjo Face is born. :)

[Joobacca0319]

:38

[JakeGordonTV]

HD also stands for hairy dude

[NekoNinja321]

I was laughing so hard through this whole video.

[cremaster0]

1:04 You were using sleep-thinking therapy back in May... cool...

[pepperonniepizza]

banjo face on my birthday...kind of a late comment....

[drdigitalcs]

8D!

[kylejack1]

how did you punch yourself? i would really like to know

[5804matthew]

what game is that on your coffee cup i played it befor but i was is holland

[MrSurface94]

haha lmao at the end

[burritofulcpcake373]

Wheezyyy will you ever stop making videos 3:? I hope not because your the best!

[sunnyxmle]

BANJO FACE<3

[drewarnie]

cant get enough of this damn banjo face.hahaha..its just makes my day..^_^

[radioactivecandy]

Your banjo face improved my day by 89%.

[IssyRedbird]

Whaat! WheezyHD which means Hot Dude. See, chest hair=hot dude. XD XD

[brittbo2006]

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO RENT YOU? I WILL SERIOUSLY LEAVE THIS ON EVERY VIDEO UNTIL YOU ANSWER.....

[imbored9713]

@brittbo2006 .........Wtf?

[brittbo2006]

@imbored9713 i think it would be badass if he could like host a party i may or may not be having...cmon now....musical acts do it all the time---why not wheezy?!

[Tyndle]

right when I saw the 'picture with the old camera', my computer crashed. It must have something to do with the crushing power of the HD quality, which wont let me see the old one clearly anymore.

[CrayolaaWonderr]

Sometimes I like to come back and watch this video because it's just so beautiful.

[okoktellyou]

wait os the guy from joe nation your brother............. u guys look alike!!

[IvanSegal]

what's the camera again?

[kadavy]

Ah, so that's the change - HD. Not shutter or lights.

[iluvsakuraandsyaoran]

XDD

[simplybkuz]

<3 Banjo face

[theyellowdart31]

Nice "Settlers of Catan" mug!

[AxelFoley305]

haha coffee, 2001 hahaha

[Sevluver]

I love the Settelers mug...

[danieldotsmith]

Can I have your old Camera? LOL

[sh3r1ly]

SO BRIGHT

[jadedragon30043]

Yes! Banjo Face!! :)

[coughdrop01]

banjo face makes me lol

[tranksss4]

dude wat is that back there omg is that some kind of lost spirit guys chick the video again u will see it at 1:51

ps:vote to see it

;-) wink

[shfargleyargle]

hahaha as soon as the video started I was like "SOMETHING IS DIFFERENT HERE" ;)

[nicciweasley]

I feel so guilty... I'm so not updated on your videos anymore... Have I missed anything the last couple of weeks?

Could you maybe make a summary of what has been going on in your vids lately???

[rejectofreality313]

@nicciweasley or, you could watch them because Craig is awesome =D

by the way, i love your name

[soraiyame]

WEIRD!!! now your videos remind me of the other four people I bother to watch on here. but still, yay HD i suppose! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO

[amiablehacker]

1:30 #OMG Catan! I love that game!

[bintintanalexis]

omg the banjo face at the end is priceless :))

[SilverStars12]

That wink was....*girlish squeal*

[SilverStars12]

HD = Hot dude.

[MrPenguinsWaddle]

PSYCHO MUSIC!

[icymargarita10]

heheheeheh. you're funnyyyyy.

[pastelcolors321]

BANJO FACE

[boirlesnow]

That giant coffee pot on my 22 inch screen was quite ominous, but incredibly clear and detailed. HD beard, coffee and chest hair, a new way of life.

[jake519]

Your banjo face looks suspiciously similar to the way Craig with a wig looks when he smiles...Hmmmm.

[Iamthemaster2]

oooohh chest hair....  mnnn

oh and a new camera too? oh, that's nice :) but CHEST HAIR!!!

[caffisc]

The camera is SO DIFFERENT!

[thekelsmell]

At the end of the video when it says click for next video, you put "Clickh here for next video" lol Oh and love the vids it in HD.

[mcseppuku]

Oh I'm so telling people to show me their "Banjo Face"!!!!!

[suppastar101]

ooooh chest hair.

[TheFakeTruth1]

depeding on your camera, most hd's have a setting where you can focus just on the face, i believe its called a flesh focus.. not sure. but it would help instead of manually focusing all the time.

[Matsuda5555]

Forget HD, Blu Ray, and all that jazz VHS quality all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SerjElectTheDead]

LOL!!

[ionlydrinkwater]

HD is sexy. hahaha. jk.... but no.

[sillypapertowns]

baha Wheezy Hot Dude. ^__^

[SupaLicious]

Goddamn, you're HOT!

[savagesnowball]

The ending was priceless.

[MannDexx]

ROFL that ending was great

[TugaPipeJunior]

That depth of field suck!

[wingnutamj]

Even watching in 360p I can tell a difference between your old videos and your new one. These look significantly cleaner.

[54321br14]

hurry up the mexicans are coming to steal our jobs!!!

[WolfgangKaipz]

love the cam. I WANT TO SEE CRAIG WITH A WIG MAKE THE BANJO FACE

[MegDellaa]

WHD (Weezy HD) FTW! duh.

[BrownEyedButterfly]

This HD looks better than real life.

[farlay]

banjo on your face

[Jeffjones12234]

HD FTW

[Kadollah]

awesome! hd!

[whatwouldyoudo90]

I love the new Hot Dude Cam!

[jaireaux]

0:07 - craig, you look/act like abed (from community) for that moment.

[ianswertobob]

Wow. You are one hot dude, Craig.

[ChateauOfADoubt]

@ianswertobob isn't he?

[Gonzeo]

beard looks better in HD

[Evangeline1974]

Thumbs up for Banjo Face!

[TsantenAnthony]

Love the Banjo Face! - Make it into a new Character or Clone or Something!

[lovesickduck]

wow its sunny

[TsantenAnthony]

Stick to HD! It makes you look alot better. :-P

[kattafly]

COVER YOURSELF UP

TOO MUCH HOT DUDE FOR ONE VIDEO

indecency! children might be watching this.

[bibbeny]

Great haircut. BTW I have chest hair envy. :(

[CherrySprings]

Man your skin is CLEAR! :o

[ohkay182]

Wheezywaiter = Hot Dude.

Now that is a given.

Funny, I noticed the open chest before he mentioned it. I read his mind...

[dangerousinsect]

Banjo face needs to be in every vid!

[brt5470]

You bought a 7D. I hope you're going to use it for more than video.

[MaskedOffenders]

The ending had me in stitches. Not gonna lie.

[kb03canada]

hm.. sexy chest hair

also.. sexy coffee mug. love it :)

[jaimalaimalo]

That little bit at the end has my in tears from laughing so hard.

[stairwy2heven]

HD =hot dude ,lol!

[Chaseroonie1]

It's slower in HD. I like you better as a not hot dude.

[SodapopSays]

lmao the ending.

[Aquadeam]

HOLY DUCK, WHEEZY WAITER IN TEEEEENNNNNNN EIGHTYY PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

[davidleduc85]

SETTLERS OF CATAN COFFEE MUG!

Kudos!

[traceyvlogs]

Lmfao. Banjo face....

[ONeilcool]

Craig, I just realized that your coffee mug is a catan coffee mug. You are now officially the coolest person I know who owns a catan coffee mug. I need a roommate next year, you in?

[brookecantoo]

the wink kid looks like ryan cooley

[dark777888]

Im diggin WheezyHD but i hate how the background is blurry.

[dramatizetheworld]

haircut?

[chocolatenpeppermint]

omg craig you look so hot :D

[chelle2806]

its true, a lot hotter with HD. nomnom :)

[captainofentropy]

If its so HD, how come the foreground and background are not shown in focus at the same time?

[brittbo2006]

WHEEZY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!

[NrrrdGrrrleh]

Woooah.

HD.

It looks awesome!

[rdear]

I love the new camera, Wheezy!

[Meyellows]

Your banjo face reminds me of Craig-with-a-wig's face when he smiles. I sense a conspiracy...

[riotvan8002]

HD?!!!!?!?!?!!!!! Seeing you in HD might be too much manliness for my eyes to handle!!

[darkamber027]

Hey hey hey, you look gooooooood.

[habojspade]

Earl Scruggs?

[h2ohauck]

ive been admiring your settlers of catan mug for so long.

i need it to function.

[TheQueenEm]

did you know know that your coffee mug says "DO NOT HOLD OVER PEOPLE"? new clone threat idea?

[aniROCKme]

chest hair does equal hot dude

[Tripp426]

1:52 HD is scary.

[TheNickZman]

I honestly like it better with the darker backround, and having a 'wider' angle with the camera

[chillin4life191]

Great Quality!

[chiyusuru]

I KNEW IT! No man can have a beard that good. HD allows us to see the individual hairs and the edges of the beard toupe. Love the new camera.

[wiibok]

keep doing hot dude videos! ... er.. hd videos. i like em :)

[pennygoo]

ehehe hey handsome. will you hand me some... of that coffee?

[TheClassyPauper]

I just saw the words "Do Not Bump" and thought perverted things. Sigh. I'm corrupted. LOL. =]

[LuckyNinjaMX]

I LOVE the new camera!