Jake Gyllenhaal: A dangerous consumption (Project Jake 5)

[MariavanUtrecht]

This is the best compilation of Jake's faces, the best collection of the characters he has played so far. Of all his movies, the one I'm the least impressed with is Prince of Persia. It is an entertaining movie, but he is too good for it.

[iqfrenzy]

The thing about Jake, is he is the total package. He's hot, yet humble about it, has a great sense of humor, and knows how to treat a woman.

I am so hoping he doesn't get a big head.

[irkaiel]

@iqfrenzy true ! I don't think he will, but with POP it's gonna be hard I guess for him to not acknowledge the wind that says "I love you jaaaake" "you're so hot" "marry me" or whatever lol (though I guess it's hard not telling him that if you were face to face).

[iqfrenzy]

@irkaiel Hon, I watched one of interviews posted here, and the host made a comment about how the women were aroused . Anyhow, Jake responded by standing up, turning his back to the audience and acting like he was gonna take his pants down...the women went wild. He then turned to the front and acted like he was gonna take them down. All the while, though, he never was smug or arrogant...he just laughed that same old charming laugh when he sat down...didn't seem to phase him at all.

[irkaiel]

@iqfrenzy in the Ellen Show ?

[iqfrenzy]

@irkaiel No, it's in the last fives minutes or so of the first part of the Jimmy Kimmel one. I put Jimmy and Jake in a search here, and it came up as third or fourth down. I'll email it to you.

[jack69ist]

Jake's has got the most beautiful blue eyes,infact,he's pretty hot

[upromiseu]

this is a great video of jake gyllenhaal. but the song makes me feel like im going crazy. it makes me think of images of myself going insane, and feeling possessed. like in rihannas disturbia video.

[915gabe]

creepy, wierd, funny, and amazing!!

[MusicRIOTT]

phwrooaaaaaaaar!

i would ;) <3

[FallenAngelle07]

An orgasm for my eyes. XDDD

[2007icebaby]

... and the first short movie nominated for this year's Academy Award is edited by Irkaiel.

Official title: "A Dangerous Consumption".

Fans' subtitle: "Whatever your problem - this will help! ;)".

[irkaiel]

Haha you're crazy xD

[2007icebaby]

Haha... --- no way!!!

You are that good, you know that ;)

(There's no other movie or video I could ever watch so many times, each time as if it was new. )

[2007icebaby]

I looooove this video!.....

THAT kind of "material" makes me feel high...

[irkaiel]

this one's the craziest of all I think.. (from my point of view..)

but I'm not happy with youtube because there's a gap with the HD version... so unwatchable..

you've said nothing on the 1st & 4th vid so far... you don't like them? :P

[2007icebaby]

I do, I definitely do like them too!

It is just that this one is perfect to me (totally impressive and inspiring, totally new somehow), and the 13 faces is almost as good.

[2007icebaby]

the shape of this thread is changing, the latest comments disappeared completely.

Are you doing it, or is someone stalking us?

I hate stalking... :(

[irkaiel]

no, it's "normal"

I don't know how youtube arrange comments when there's a lot of them but it seems they can't handle it to be logical (they are still in order if you look to the comments alone)

[2007icebaby]

Yes, they said "I posted too much text as a whole", then they gave me a new combination of letters to enable my commenting again. Hmmm...

[irkaiel]

Mmmm... they are so nice...

[2007icebaby]

Oh yea, they are so nice...

First I didn't even know, why I suddenly had no option of replying or commenting any more. Till I scrolled down to the bottom, where the weird explanation stood. With a new symbol combination. Hmmm...

[2007icebaby]

I wished Jake would put this one on his myspace. so that all of his friends could see it...

And I hope, no stupid politics will ever, ever touch this one.

The author writes the sources at the end: what do they want more??? It is not different with a thesis or article: everyone is happy to be mentioned in a good work for free!!!

[irkaiel]

no, actually the music company of Cradle of Filth is also active on youtube.. so one day or another this one will get disabled too...

I think that some artists would allow that sort of "remaking" but the fact is that their (total) sovereignty has been transfered to music companies... that maximizes profits so even if my viewers are atomistic I still am on their way I guess...

[2007icebaby]

Oh, noooooo....

At least I hope, it would take a long-long time. I need this vid.

[irkaiel]

never know with youtube ;)

I was really surprised when one of my video using Cradle of Filth was disabled...

their technique is increasing very fast

[2007icebaby]

Damned. And I had never heard their music before and was glad to have learned smth. new. I thought, they could be glad someone does things like that. But, allright, you say it's the music company, not the group themselves, who decide about it.

You see, irkaiel, now you just have to create new videos quicker than the company gets you ;) (that was bad joke)

And never hesitate to send them to Jake;) (that's serious)

[irkaiel]

usually their music is really different from that :)

at first I make videos for myself so that youtube delete them it could be ok but I also want to share them so it hurts at some extent... but they don't understand that

[2007icebaby]

Okay, I must submit my PhD thesis (it's physics in my case) in a few days, and then I'll have a bit more time.

You show so much interesting stuff on all your sites, very informative! I should also arrange smth. like that. At the moment I even can't see Jake's myspace page :(

[irkaiel]

I don't know if I have informative stuff on my sites lol but I'm impressed by your PhD :)

you're at the end of your research and that must be something very exciting isn't it?

I'd like to do a PhD in economics xD

why not (still have two years to get my master's degree, we'll see then LOL)

[2007icebaby]

I like very much, what I see there.

And I've been too busy with my research, and problems with the colleagues at my last institute (they just couldn't leave me alone and abused me and my physics, finding it all much too attractive to have some respect.)

Anyway, I need to make my own homepage, account by myspace etc.

You are quite a few years younger than me, man! ;)

(hey, they've invited me into the next edition of "Who's Who in the World" recently... That's honoring one...)

[irkaiel]

what is it?

[2007icebaby]

What is my research? (- thanks for your interest, if so...)

The last thing I did and published was developing a method to analyze semiconducting materials at very low energy (1 K, almost 0 temperature!). They had had severe problems with the evaluation of data, the experimentalist. I came from the theory and love mathematics, so I could solve it.

And my diploma thesis was about Quantum Field Theory.

But now I even experimentally developed (well, accomplished) a spectrometer!

[2007icebaby]

so, I guess, I have no chance to get a call from the extraterrestrials, like Ellie (I guess, "Contact" was mentioned on your site?).

But I loved the film, and my name is also abbreviated by Ellie :D

[irkaiel]

lol, sorry but it's not really talking to me

I had few hours of physics and it was in secondary school... (2h/week)

but still interesting.. I'd have studied physics if mathematics were easy on me xD

do you know the consequences of your work? may be better and easier analysis?

[2007icebaby]

Of course!!! (Sorry for hieroglyphic explanation)

So, in the diploma thesis I had to test/prove, whether a Big Heat Bang could have been possible at all, as a start of the universe. lol.

I.e. I needed to prove, whether such a state, where all the energy starts at a single point of infinite energy in space and time was physically realistic at all. And it turned out to be realistic!!!

But never tell this any religious people... xD

[irkaiel]

yeeee that's exciting!

during one class my physics teacher told us that there was a theory that it wasn't the first big bang, that it was a cycle extension/"narrowing" of the space...

and so the narrowing leads to a big bang ect...

does this theory exists or have I dreamed it? xD

[2007icebaby]

To be honest, I don't know where it exists, but it sounds right.

Your teachers seems to look at it form the gravitational point of view. It is the field of the general theory of relativity.

We looked at the Big Heat Bang from the thermodynamical point of view, which requires Quantum Field Theory.

Both theories will be united/combined one day, but it is veeeery difficult. At the moment they are almost completely separate, as far as I know...

[irkaiel]

it's like a sample of lots of worlds...

which civilization will be able/advanced enough in technology to find a way to avoid its own destruction...

we have like eternity but if its correct our time is still limited...

that's why we must understand why...

have we grown up the same way... faster... slower...

I wish I were born genius xD

& yes we were talking about the theory of relativity (interesting teacher)

[2007icebaby]

Yeah, it is very interesting...

But working on it means doing hard work (mathematics or so) all the time, you only seldom have a chance of an interesting discussion about the exiting consequences, if at all. You have to be lucky, and you can't plan, where your research goes, because it has much to do with nature, which we will never completely understand.

Hey, you are a genius in some fields already, you know this. And you really don't want to be a physics genius, they are freaks.

[2007icebaby]

You often make Jake look into the sky, and something is happening there, or to him. What is it?

Is he meant to think about the questions you've written here about the other worlds? Or is he meant to see/feel more than the others and can't help dealing with its influence on him?

[2007icebaby]

To work there?

Sorry to disappoint you, buddy....

I am about to leave physics, because I want to earn much money, be independent of any stupid chiefs and have more contact to normal people, than those freaks. For a woman it was a pretty horror among them, you know. They all dream/think and try, they would get you into bed, but are not really attractive people themselves :(((

I had so strong depressions from that.

And I want more money, than physicists (=slaves of politics) can ever earn.

[irkaiel]

yes I can understand..

that kind of life is about sacrificing our own, I think... so not really interesting at a human point of view ;)

slaves of politics yep... you mark one point.. a lot of us are..

what will you do then? you could teach and make your own researches ?

[2007icebaby]

And the method I developed in the doctoral thesis is in fact a Sensor for very important material class (semiconductors, central for any computer chip), which operates at very low temperature.

My original thesis topic is on basic research (only exciting for physicists themselves, so I skip it for normal people lol).

But the Sensor has a technological relevance, for low-noise devices. One field: astrophysical (very sensitive) spectrometers. See ALMA project !

[irkaiel]

will you get a chance to work there?

astronomy must be the most exciting field!

[2007icebaby]

ALMA is a huge astrophysical project, easily found by google.

I don't have contact to them, by they would use such a thing.

And it's purely accidentally called the same name (it's an abbreviation!) as Ennis' wife in BBM lol.

I learned ALMA long before I new about Alma...

[2007icebaby]

it hurts the viewer as well ;)

But, come on, Jake has the video, so no problem so far.

And: please choose some nice Jaky-avatar, I can't see your empty picture in the right corner of my screen...

[irkaiel]

Jake doesn't have the video...

that's why I'm thinking of making him a DVD with my videos and sending it to him...

[2007icebaby]

Oh, he doesn't have it ?

I thought, you sent the files per email. If this isn't possible (ah, they are probably too big!), then I think, it's a good idea of making him a DVD. You need his postal address then.

Oh, this YouTube make it really hard!

[irkaiel]

yep but I think imbd pro gives an adress. surely not where he lives but where we can reach him...

[2007icebaby]

hope, you get the address.

Fans often make things like albums with pics etc. and overreach it to the celebrities. So this is not that much different. Though much higher level, of course. Sort of post-production of his movies, and knows what he says calling it brilliant :)

[2007icebaby]

It's like a good Hollywood movie: you watch it over and over, and it's a new experience each time.

So inspiring, I use it before and after doing my work, and also in-between.

[2007icebaby]

Can't get enough of irkaiel's videos.

It so good, Jake survives all the dangerous and deadly situations his characters go through... One could identify him with each of them.

[2007icebaby]

Oh, coooool..... !!!!!!!!

[RyuUchiha91]

Love it<333333 love Jake;-)

nice video^^

[vonHaakenn]

Hey,Irkaiel... great work..;)

[Bluvs28]

fuck! this is sooo good, the trouble you must of went through to do this, wow its amazing

[irkaiel]

lol you're right!

thanks!

[micky6383]

What a f***ing great vid!!

sacré boulot que tu as du avoir avec celle là...

[irkaiel]

Hey hey ouaip ben ça a mijoté pendant quelques semaines quoi ;)

sinon quelques soirées et une nuit...

merci!

[bladeyoustainxx]

Just wanted to let you know that you are brillinat! Jake is my favorite actor, and I look forward to every single video you make of him. Nice editing, keep it up! <3

[irkaiel]

Hey, glad you like it :)