lol, what a total bad ass. imagine if you were the lobster and some giant dude the size of like a 8 story building came after your ass and you are like "no i wont run, im gonna kick his ass!!!"
lol " in this corner wieghing in about 5LB miiiiissssteeerrr lllooooobbbbsssttttteeeerrrr!!!!!! and in the other cornder wieghing in at 1LB the cccccaaaammmmeeeerrraaaaa!!!!!! " omg i had 2 do that !!!! XD
He's probably thinking "You goddamn paparazzi divers! Get that fuckin' camera away from me before I claw your eyes out! Where's my security? I don't hire a well-paid blue crab security squad to sit around and let douche bags like you film my personal life so you can twist and pervert it to suit the diabolical fabrications you slap on your damn day time television!"
Our grandparents were ashamed to have it in their lunchboxes because only the poorest of poor people ate underwater "bugs" or "insects".
It's a pollution filter in the shape of a bug. :P
I live directly on the ocean of Nova Scotia. I can snorkle in my front yard and grab some lobsters if need be.. let alone the herd of deer in the back yard...
I just don't understand the fascination of lobster.
because they taste awesome with garlic butter....in the past the indians ate the lobsters and the rich settlers ate the chicken....now the rich eat the lobsters and the poor eat the chicken....irony 0.o
That was just foolish
Nemtolmak 10 months ago
That grinding sound really hurts my teeth
acehockeyplayer 10 months ago
lol
afigenas111 1 year ago
Put your finger there instead :) It doesn't hurt, much.
ToSSpLaY 1 year ago
thats a crawfish
puffinfreak 1 year ago
@puffinfreak No your stupid if you honestly think that's a crawfish.
ToSSpLaY 1 year ago
@puffinfreak - No dude. Thats a lobster. Crawfish look the same but they are tiny. Trust me.
HardRokMiner 1 year ago
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jaimie743 1 year ago
"Hey there lobster... have you met my good friend, DUCT TAPE?!"
Grimno 1 year ago 2
why not attack him with you bare hands?
chapmasi 1 year ago
0:12 - "PLING"
ekoukano 1 year ago
That lobster was probably in a tank at "Red Lobster" LMAI.
quickster4u2c 1 year ago
Stay away from me secret formula
blazzing4321 1 year ago
@blazzing4321 That's Mr. Krabs, this is Larry. I guess the guy's blocking his tan. :)
SegaMaster172 1 year ago
lobster and diver kung fu match.
xxxxxDIABLOxxx 1 year ago
lol that lobster wants to box! XD
loadedplanet 1 year ago 2
camera attacks lobster? =)
00WolfinSheepskin 1 year ago
wish i was there eatin lobsters all day
itzamia 1 year ago
It seems the water is always murky bluish or greenish where these critters live.
macrofilesmovies 1 year ago
haha, awesome comment
CondemnedPatriot 1 year ago
pwned!
carywat 1 year ago
He's like "ON GUARD!"
drummerkingmike 1 year ago
GO MR. CRABS, GO!!
RoTTenKoRn 1 year ago
Wtf was he playing with a ballon when he made this video
sludemage 1 year ago
Funny! That lobster failz
TooManyFlounders 1 year ago
lol eat that bitch!
nolangreen 1 year ago
Pinchyyyy!!! :O
yamithanatos 1 year ago
I would give someone $1,000 bucks to stick thier dick between a lobster claw
AdamMoss13 2 years ago
@AdamMoss13 iv'e done that when I was drunk. Not the best thing to do.
brandontrandon09 1 year ago
yeah - fight back Lobster......you got balls
RifledBarrel 2 years ago
brave lobster lols, defiance in the face of a corrupt predator known as man.
DarkenIvan 2 years ago
KungFu Lobster!
datorogge 2 years ago 2
zomg looks like MR CRABS
Jotunspor 2 years ago 2
0:12 I like it xD Ding !
2Blizz 2 years ago
lol, what a total bad ass. imagine if you were the lobster and some giant dude the size of like a 8 story building came after your ass and you are like "no i wont run, im gonna kick his ass!!!"
fosterssucks 2 years ago 25
Lol. Better watch out, that lobster will fuck u up.
Huntua 2 years ago
Imagine your finger in between those open claws..
FrostJeremin 2 years ago
lol " in this corner wieghing in about 5LB miiiiissssteeerrr lllooooobbbbsssttttteeeerrrr!!!!!! and in the other cornder wieghing in at 1LB the cccccaaaammmmeeeerrraaaaa!!!!!! " omg i had 2 do that !!!! XD
AkatsukiCat 2 years ago 2
whoop whoop whoop whoop
hamburgerkongen 2 years ago
he's cute in a strange sort of way - I rather make him a pet , like a guard lobster, than cook him. Brave little fellow.
billoakesattablthree 2 years ago
He's probably thinking "You goddamn paparazzi divers! Get that fuckin' camera away from me before I claw your eyes out! Where's my security? I don't hire a well-paid blue crab security squad to sit around and let douche bags like you film my personal life so you can twist and pervert it to suit the diabolical fabrications you slap on your damn day time television!"
xD
MasterOwens 2 years ago 31
He likes cheese
Zobrak80 2 years ago
@MasterOwens OMG i can,t stop my self from laughing just what u wrote
lmao
that was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ak476223 1 year ago
HEY. HEY. HEYYYYY! EYYYY!
aaron8862006 2 years ago
That lobster is like "put em up! put em up ! you wanna fight! "
crazyredlion4500 2 years ago
lol
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elliotdjtyrone 2 years ago
why do i shot web?
genjutsu01 2 years ago 2
Why do people eat Lobster?
Our grandparents were ashamed to have it in their lunchboxes because only the poorest of poor people ate underwater "bugs" or "insects".
It's a pollution filter in the shape of a bug. :P
I live directly on the ocean of Nova Scotia. I can snorkle in my front yard and grab some lobsters if need be.. let alone the herd of deer in the back yard...
I just don't understand the fascination of lobster.
Vintabilly 3 years ago
because they taste awesome with garlic butter....in the past the indians ate the lobsters and the rich settlers ate the chicken....now the rich eat the lobsters and the poor eat the chicken....irony 0.o
itzamia 2 years ago
Attack? He's only trying to get rid of an annoying scuba diver. I would do the same if I was the lobster.
81290jd 3 years ago 5
Hell I am a lobster
Surefire3333 2 years ago 2
I SMACK CAMERAS!!! like a boss
asfannin 2 years ago 3
I would love to have one as a pet if they didn't get so damn big.
ILoveThickChicks88 3 years ago 2
I love lobster
brownebass 3 years ago 2
son los caballeros de la mar.
boyakasha777 3 years ago
get some butter sauce!he looks delectible!
dude23848 3 years ago
so laugh if he caught ya finger
TheTrickyTrickster 3 years ago 2
he looks delicious. Lol
66SiK 3 years ago
that lobster be tryin to bite ya when yo find a friend who bites claws
apegrape05 3 years ago