Lewis black is nuts

[mztweety1374]

Thats Detroit cold, folks!

[mztweety1374]

Love it! !! Hahaha!!

[binkiie4dictator]

104 people are conservative zombies

[mugenspike]

stop making videos



[binkiie4dictator]

Lewis Black, George Carling and Bill Hicks. The Holy trinity of modern comedy

[SDJrekoff]

@binkiie4dictator You're absolutely right, but i can't help it to add Jim Jefferies, Sam Kinison and Richard Pryor to your list, good call anyway.

[binkiie4dictator]

@SDJrekoff good call, Richard Pryor is a legend. Gonna have to check the others out that you mentioned. cheers mate

[binkiie4dictator]

103 people blow penguins for money

[CrazyFugger]

"kiss my dick!!" That's funny... I say that shit all the time...  LOL

[thechurchofdave]

Interesting video. Take sarcastic jokes. Edit out the jokes and then string a bunch of punch lines and reactions together without the jokes which make them relevant.

Lotta editing involved but punch lines without jokes are kinda...strange.

[publicanimal]

I hope Lewis Black dies before the year ends. America needs less socialists.

[HollandOrange92]

@publicanimal We all hope you die before the year ends... America needs less idiots.

[Sombomombo]

@publicanimal

Well at least he's "social" -ist enough to have a fucking brain and know how to us it to get a point across.

[CoolerKing37]

@publicanimal Bitter much? He's a fucking comedian. Lighten up you boring cunt.

[benhoward1]

he is my favorite stand up comedian next to George.

[hawkeyepierce123]

Laughed my ass off! Thanks for posting

[Zgamer618]

I liked the video but I took crazysanor's advice anyway LOL

[naplesjake]

Jewey Louie- Proof IRAN Needs the Bomb! It's rat bastards like jewey louie, who shills his jew ass for a buck, to support the fucked up policies of marxist-socialist Obamaites and blood sucking labor unions. Suck a fart out of my ass you fat rat bastard!

[Sombomombo]

@naplesjake

Hmm... you people sound like twins.

[hydrowiz]

dude the final coment was a fail

[thetvp2008]

Lewis Black is GOD

[YannieDon]

Kiss my DICK!.. lmfao

[WideVarietyChannel]

Great clip!!!

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

lewis black really is the GREATEST FUCKER HERE!

[Morrbyd]

@CRUSH3Rdlux and 103 failed to kill lewis black, and eat him, just to try and possess his power. XD

[waburgathe]

Are you fucking kidding me, we are all fucked, LEGEND I TELL YOU, LEGEND

[Metallicathrashsam]

lewis black is the best comedian

[rokvidfan]

not a bad inpersonation of lewis at the end, 'well go fuck yourselves' the poopie thing was un-needed and immature

[peeweeshaman]

Your obviously not too familiar with some of Black's newer material.

[Wafflepudding]

Lewis Black : *Imitating a senator,answering why we don't have solar power* "Because it's hard... it's really hard! makes me wanna go poopie... You know why we don't have solar energy? cause the sun goes away each day, and it doesn't tell us where it's going..."

That's where it came from.

[NPCExplorers]

Great but the end was stupid

[RioOhKei]

My HERO!

[trojanstudent]

Love that man!!!

[tracksabbath29]

Awesome stuff

[poppi199]

jesus christ, god dammit, and fuck me!!! lol

[EverythingEvil007]

the ending thing was funny too...i guess it was the author said it...funny shit man lol

[EverythingEvil007]

this video is hilarious....lewis black FTW!

[emothehero]

1:27

1:34

[gpataron]

Lewis black:"am the greatest fucker here" Love This Men he is a GREAT comedian!!!!!!

[Voiceofjon]

Lewis believes there is no bad language, and when your angry you use that Language. His act is like him getting hit by a hammer on the hand over and over...what do you say when that happens? FUCK... He is angry comedian so It makes sense for that language.

[Dreamerx47]

its like being on titanic every single day

and being the only one who knows whats going to happen

[Voiceofjon]

yep, the people look at that person as someone that is crazy. But he is trying to describe what is happening but they are to focused on the words he uses.

[beyoncelover202]

do you even know why he uses this language? Do you understand what he is talking about?

He has a social implication with his comedy.

[Redemptioner123]

FFFFFFFFFUCK

[emothehero]

The only person on earth that says fuck as much as he does is my dad x D

[clownhc]

George Carlin > Lewis Black on 'fuck', but they are both excellent.

[furnacefire]

Lewis is a great comedian!! Truth comes in funny ways.

[washaway]

nice ending, sorta.

[batttman]

hahaha omg i love lewis black hahahhahahahahaha im always laffin cuz of this guy

[dontevenbother675]

at 1:07 he looks like the joker, lol

[XelonTheHunter]

That may be the weirdest spam message I have ever read... A pan flute? Really? And yes I read all those just to entertain myself with how insane they are

[lokol456]

You know it's bullshit when he writes

"was killed and know wonders..."

It's NOW not know. Dumbass. LOL. Learn to write spam.

[Dreamerx47]

pan flute? really?

why not a scream? how the hell should i know what a pan flute sounds like?

cmon try harder i know theres more stupidity where that came from

[piastacameron]

this is awful it ruins his jokes

[moemoe12321]

he sounds a bit like tourettes guy. let him R.I.P.

[jahsoldiereternal]

any true lewis black fan knows all this shit u cut it from... i dont like the cutting.. u missed soo many punches.. but my favorite.. dont give everyone a fucking check!.. go spend a billion dollars on a fucking thing.. build a fucking huge thing!!.. hell in mississippi for all i fucking care.. but you hire people to build this thing....!! they make money.. they buy shit!!... YOU stimulate the FUCKING ECONOMY!!

[SpayNeuter2SaveLives]

"the best of lewis black";-}

[Dreamerx47]

its a joke peole rate 5 you fuckers

[dontevenbother675]

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[woohoomaster1]

same

[6our6vampire6hearts]

hahahahhaaa!!!! omfg Lewis Black is such a smart comedian! hes the only one who really knows whats going on and tells the truth how it is!

NO!! FUCK YOU!!! I dont want it to be that goddamn convenient!!

great video man!! great video!!

[CrazyChickenDK]

look - black aint nuts - HE IS ONE OF THE FEW SANE PEOPLE IN THE US FOR FUCKS FREAKIN SAKE - every time i would turn on the news and the US news came on I would have to restrain myself or I would throw out the TV - NOW IVE SOLD THE TV! - QUIT FUCKIN AROUND - GET SOLAR POWER - SIGN THE KYOTO TREATY - GET FUCKING FREE HEALTHCARE - LAND OF THE FREE MY ASS - LAND OF THE POOR AND SICK THATS WHAT IT IS! - STOP EATING THAT FASTFOOD IT GOES TO THE BRAIN!

[halolovr2345]

yeah it was called sarcasim learn it it can be your frieeeeend

[CrazyChickenDK]

exactly! - just added missing a few anger managment classes and a few drink and thats the product - drinks can be your friend tooooo:)

[charliemurphy31]

that was funny until your shitty commentary at the end

[touchofsilver]

agree

[moonwalkn1]

if you have fur on your nuts, it's a fucking FESTIVAL!!!!!!!

[PepperGeorge]

i think he is very adequate and intelligent,

I love his act,

[265358804]

moo cow fuck milk and that was it

[Agamum]

that one picture I think was of Cobert but yes I do agree with you that this man is insane but that's why we love him :)

[crazmusic]

he's telling the truth

[crazysanor]

glad some of you liked it i guess you cant please everyone though..oh well i'm not gonna lose sleep over it

[shelleybelley682]

@crazysanor THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for uploading this! Most of my all-time favorite Lewis Black one-liners in one place...you're awesome! :)

[federalD]

But, that routine makes him the second best comedian I've ever seen next to George Carlin.

[sannoryujin]

yeah him and carlin are my favs too, and i like bill maher too

[federalD]

I only like Bill Maher when he's criticizing religion. A lot of his other routines are just overexaggerated.

[sannoryujin]

well i kinda agree with him in a lot of stuff, and i don't think it's overexaggerated, idk my opinion.

[federalD]

There was no way he would have made it as a comedian when he was younger. He has to be his age in order for his anger routine to work.

[BabyCarmen2012]

that's too much saying fuck

[thepheoniix]

if you dont like to get burned then dont play with fire...if you dont like cuss words then dont watch Lewis Black you moron.

[niceboy2002]

kiss my dick lol

[FlanField]

moo-cow fuck milk all that needs to be said

[plazma450]

he gets so in to his act and sooo pissed off its what sells him as a comedian but other than that he is fucking amazing!!!!

"WHERES THE FUCKING NURSE? WHERES THE FUCKING NURSE."

[jones478607]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha tbs very funny

[danthemango]

fuck myself? thank you I will.

[joeocho88]

He's rather cute!

I like this guy HE TELLS THE TRUTH FOR A CHANGE!

Any chance he will run for President?

It's about time we had a Jew in the White House!

[sobipalakanis]

Funniest comedian ever!!

[caraphyllis]

Lewis Black gets mad so I don't have to!

[soap1st]

lol

[alskzmqp]

wtf that was a gay ass ending

[alskzmqp]

and this is y i love lewis

[KodoTagger]

Enjoy ur shit asshole

[BlessingOfKings]

"i flew to the midwest and the blizzard would hit! then i fly home, AND THE BLIZZARD WOULD HIT AGAIN!" "I'M THE GREATEST FUCKER HERE! AND YOU SNIBBLING SHITS WOULD DIE WITHOUT ME! HAHAHAHAHA! after he said that, i garuteed by the end of the week, you would've killed him! and eaten him, just to try to poscess his power!" LEWIS BLACK IS THE SHIT! ROOT OF ALL EVIL IS THE SHIT! GO WATCH IT YOU PRICK! AND DONT COME BACK TIL YOU DO! XD

[wizz0808]

What´s a mensch?

[thefinewino]

I think mensch is Yiddish for "person" or "human being", but it also indicates a person of integrity, with admirable qualities and characteristics.

[Sanguiluna]

Actually I think it's German for "man", kind of like with Nietzsche's "Uber Mensch", which translates into "Over Man".

[thatgood58]

yeah,and "cock sucker" is a male hen that has mastered the straw. thefinewino got right.Can you come up w/translations for putz and shmuck.

[pataphysician66]

both Putz and schmuck mean "dick" Schmuck is a more generalized term- whereas "putz" can be more specific- you can call your dick a "putz" but never a "schmuck"; you can call a person both a schmuck and a putz. I'm not an expert in Yiddish- but I know most of the swear words. Schmekele also means dick, but only in reference to the organ.

[sandsquid1]

He is such a mensch!

[xSOPMODx]

lolololololollollolol

[IBelong2Tsume]

1:19-1:20 funny face.

[IBelong2Tsume]

Where the fuck is global warming when you need it.

[damienstel]

Black on Broadway is hillarious, but this tribute isn't that great if you don't know the jokes ahead of time, because you're cutting off most of the jokes. i love Lewis Black, fucking genius.

[younghove01]

Fuck I've been fucked myself. Damn it. And I Loved it and had a great time all together. Take down the fucking bush admen.

[ATHRUZEE]

hes nuts, but thats what makes him so hilarious

[insanekillers1232]

OMFg, that was funny as hell, im adding this too my favorites XD

[heinrichvontot666]

"You know what i should really...FUCK IT'S COLD!"

[formerfan]

"I you've got fur on your nuts, it's been a fucking festival!"

[secondshooter95]

Acually, global warming is causing part of the cold. It's messing up the weather. It's hard to explain.

[kyahdhin]

Hes got a point.. it is fucking freezing! Global warming is bullshit!

[WhiteTiger225]

Scientists now know that in colonial times, medieval times, and so forth there were micro ice ages. Doesnt mean global warming is bull. Just means theres a more suiting explanation.

[ajkl27]

actually some scientist now believe that global wrming will cause global freezing by melting the ice caps and cooling the ocean currents

[BongOfCthulu]

our weather cycles are purely chaotic. we have had the longest period of calm weather in a long time. its just a matter of time before another ice age comes around - it has nothing to do with man!

[buckinbull]

FUNNY AS HELL GOOD JOB!

[looserfacekid01]

Yea, poopy... you gotta fucking problem with poopy?!?! Its all good bro, i love this guy tough.

[andrewskyline]

LMAO

[Valhallavixen]

Lewis Black is the funniest bastard since Sam Kinison!!!

[I2evolution]

when he said that he had to take a poopy at the end, that was form the joke on black on broadway when lewis black was making fun of the reason why the government has yet to develop solar energy.....

[JediHighGeneral]

great job

[Abbelin]

I guess i'm gonna go fuck myself now...

j/k

awesome job

[Sakurakiai]

crazysanor or what ever your username is.(Nomaly I'm nice but...) WTF were you thinking. you need to get a life. Hey but don't sad it's evident now even a baka(baka is a japanese word) can be the leader of a nation.

[3DSpirit]

He's so cranky. I love it!

[mcnabbistheman]

the end is gay with u talking

[pigbot1]

What the fuck is wrong with you fuckers!!! Do you really think that he doesn't like swearing so he made a fucking video of it? What the fuck would he do that for? And his ending comment included the word "fuck". I like Lewis Black. If you little fuckers knew anything you would also know he has a degree from Yale. The god damn college Yale! So stop fucking complaining about bullshit and I dont know... masturbate or something.

[foodboo]

um..uh.. what the fuck was with the ending comments? a poopy? that was the worst attempt at humor ive ever fuckin seen. you have no friends.

[FamilyGuy2277]

All great comedians curse you whiny little bitch.

Grow up.

[philjay666]

wow.. the comment on the end really wins the argument.. what a dumbass little cockgobbling nerd you are you little piece of shit!

[dazed7575]

stop complaining about his language, you motherfucking pussies

[ForTheLulz22]

confusing... most of this was from one show and it was still edited to hell, as if a 6 year old with safety sissors was locked in a room with this video

[soap1st]

moo cow fuck milk is wat i used to drink

[GUnit20002006]

This is a good-looking pic of Lewis Black.

[soap1st]

HAHAHA OMG LMAO

[MoPapparani]

Wow, this is all from his one single HBO special, Black on Broadway (way to be diverse in your editing, you're not a fan, stupid), except you put a bunch of lines out of order. You've mixed up pieces of bits so much that it doesn't make sense.

Nice attempt, but you can't re-edit the original work without a point to it, and call it a tribute.

I agree with what you said in the end, though. It *MUST* be hard work to be that idiotic.

[cyvylyzed]

theres a cob in your ass, you might want to get it out before you get really upset.

[EmJay6295]

"Ya know what I should really FUCK ITS COLD."

[jamesdavid05]

lewis black is awsome !!!!

have fun with your poopie for some reason or another.

[seanjerome]

In case you were wondering, this is what the stupid people hear when they hear his act.

Interesting.

[TheKid324]

this is what makes lewis black so funny, he' a pissed off guy who tells it like it is.

[wsrpred]

Lewis Black is not only a comedian, but an outspoken American. He tells it like it is because he's fucking pissed off. If i had his balls I'd go on the road to rant about all the bullshit too. He's awesome.

[Shiddius]

had no objection on the clip...

the comment at the end is retarded and unnecessary!!!

but ok... your call

[mcneely2818]

you're retarted and unnecessary. But you're still walkin around. God bless!

[granthill50]

ok grandma i agree to much cussin....who cares

[4portswitch]

you have to remember that this is a compilation of all of his specials. He really doesn't curse this much in such a short space of time.

[Gordno]

thats why hes funny lol

[kyleianalleman]

Lewis Black is a comic genus....my opinion

[gniewekcj]

Lewis Black, George Carlin, and Jon Stewart would be ideal party guests.

[melindigo]

and don't forget Bill Hicks :)

[glitchesandglitter]

bill hicks is genius!

[sexymanbeast1991]

no dude it was funny UNTIL YOU TRIED TO BEHIM. SONOFABITCH!!! This guy sounded like he was trying so hard that HE FUCKING SHIT HIMSELF!!!!

[longwayhome617]

A) This is a compilation of many different acts.

B) You've obviously never seen a true act from him.

[Imahappylittlewhore]

he´s awesome

[skinpupsea]

Gratuitous f-bombs aren't as funny the second time around.

[bsara1000]

haha he curses so fucking muching!

[PIANOMAN720]

FUCK YOU ,YOU FUCKING FUCK !!!!!!!!

[thomesocksup]

his gestures crack me up. He just cracks me the hell up.

[vatossan]

he is the best.

[Zgamer618]

Sounds like tourrettes guy.

[ronMexico121]

So...which one's the funny one?

[Uchiha6692]

That fag at the end real killed it. I was having fun till that dick head started talking

[ScarDrey]

yeah man... you sound nothing like him, you just make tho whole thing shitty... 1 star! good clips though, but ive heard 95% of em already

[JPSaxMan]

I agree - you sounded nothing like him.

[jfchabot]

too much editing.

[LostGravy]

lewis black is awesome

[FineFlash55]

lmfao

[SpartanFlanker]

He is one crazy funny Yid...

[Chrisdisc459]

and by the sound of your reaction i realized that some of u are.....FUCKED