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  • If I controlled the media, there would be comedians on every channel.

  • Just brilliant!

  • your really talented, do your write jokes for daniel tosh by any chance cuz u both have kind of the same style but your much funnier

    i hate cows too

  • needs new jokes!

  • wow how ironic i would watch this two days after thanksgiving

  • 3 people forgot their A-1 sauce

  • X'D Awesome! best comedian ever!

  • The ipod joke is probably one of the funniest jokes ever. Very true

  • im just watching this until my greeting card buisness takes off

  • And now I subscribe

  • butt-cheaks

    

  • so weird to see conan clean shaven now.

  • That is some FUNNY shit! Great work!

  • haha you're funny every time

  • @edhusse why hasn't someone eaten you yet?

  • he's funny shit lol

  • that last joke was great

  • The first thing that has ever been funny on that show.

  • @Lozarking Fuck you

  • @Coreyarei Solid response lol

  • @Lozarking NOT true.

  • Team Coco

  • "One plus One equals... i call ribs"

    "I'm an optomist, this was a plane crash, now its a barbeque"

    You're HI.larious:D

    Love your comedy! Best comedian i know:)

  • There's Norm MacDonald!

  • "would you like to buy a first aid kit?"

    "what are you talki-"

    *Stab 'em*

    "now, would you like to buy a first aid kit"

    best part hahahah love this guy =)

  • i saw you when you came to austin! i wear my squirrelador shirt regularly.

  • *gag vomit stab self in face*

  • He's like Demetri Martin except funny.

  • fuckin love it

  • marry me <3

  • OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG you are hilarious ( IF U SPELL IT THAT WAY!! HEHEHe) i saw you on comdey central i couldnt stop laughing i actually started crying it hurt so much to laugh so again OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

    P.S. NO PAPER HAS BEEN USED FOR THIS BUT THE SNORKS R ANGRY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!!!

  • @pugluvr4everandever i hate you

  • @edhusse Why? What did i do? Im sorry!!

  • @pugluvr4everandever too dramatic - the exclamation marks, the "OMGOMGOMG", too mcuh, it's kinda annoying, just tone it down, and ill tone down the hate

  • @edhusse Sorry i just thought he waz really funny! :p

  • @pugluvr4everandever don't apologize for being yourself.

  • @edhusse  K THanks

  • I Met This guy. He Gave me that CD for free for two of mine

  • I like love this guy he is like fucking hilarious

  • You are awesome!!!!

  • Is there anywhere on YouTube I can find your joke of the retarded heart?

  • @adiosk8er4294 Look up Dan Cummins and just play the ones with the blue freeze-frame. Thats his Comedy Central Presents, and the end of the 2nd one has the stupid heart joke

  • @iwinyayme111111 And just before that is the legendary practical joke! I about DIED!

  • @Muggleman12 I bought his Comedy Central Presents special, and I NEED to watch it at least once a week. But that doesn't mean I can ONLY watch it once a week...

  • i luv this guy, hilarious everytime i watch this

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  • saw ur special on comedy central...LOVED IT. i totally relate w/ the little kids arguin but know nothin part 

  • Dan cummins RULES

  • Excellent video! Heard many jokes I haven't heard from you before.

  • First, i would like to say Dan Cummins is the best comedian ever! But he seemed very nervous and tense at the beginning but he definitely became more relaxed later on.

  • i saw you at Georgia State this week, you were hilarious, definitely keep it up. You have a new fan for sure.

  • youre freakin awesome dude you need more attention!!!

  • Awesome

  • this is probably my favorite comedian.

  • How the hell is this guy not on cc

  • @XWabbit He's had 1 hour long special and is getting a new one on cc in a few weeks I think

  • @ArchKyoji Ah coo, hope it does happen!

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