Monty Python Airplane Pilots

[alliecat1927]

Gobbley- Goop.... The scramsons above your head are now ready to phlange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seat behind you.

[UNSCM12LRV]

I am the youth of today and I think its freaking hilarious

[zambiaelixir]

The wings are not on fire.

[Orgolaktuvoy]

can someone lip read

[suckapunch565]

Trolling... at it's finest gentlemen.

[revjimbob]

Not one of their best.

[joshgret]

Monty Pythons are gods! I do dry humor too i love it. see my channel!

[cosmic123100]

The 111 people that disliked this are the air traffic controllers listening in!

[gietek]

"Dislike" for this version. Who cut it up?

[spidermanandgoblinjr]

Good thing actual pilots don't do that

[theaviatorpeter]

going to click on NORWEGIAN BLONDE NOW! :D

[sollysolman]

I remember on a flight from Madrid to Lyon someone was doing mooing sounds and baby crying sounds through the speakers. No joke!

[ThePr0gram]

109 people got messed with by pilots

[doctorwhom1]

it really makes those pilots who fell asleep while flying the plane look better

[Alanthos17]

@MultiBriljant Oh, nothing. They just jumped.

... bloody buch of faint-hearted nitwits...

[Erniethecatisawesom]

XD LOVE IT!

[AndrewP222]

This is really good, but technically not Monty Python.

[TheSHSdancer]

i guess this actually happened to the 109 people that disliked this

[GOFLuvr]

@TheSHSdancer Either that, or those 109 people are airline watchdogs.

[crater721]

check out my monty python video ! :D

[calumelliott]

@crater721 no

[crater721]

@calumelliott c'mon

;D

[armadafanforever]

1:23, what the hell? Graham just randomly decided to act like a retard... BAHAHA!

[2emeraldeyes]

How did so many brilliantly hilarious men all get together as one unit? It's kind of like the Beatles but in comedian form...how does this happen?! (:

[yorkshiresheep]

@2emeraldeyes Believe it or not, Cambridge University theater group

[windwalker000]

108 ppl actually jumped

[viktorbublic]

Random JB comment. Oh... and something like: ooo I'm only (pick number between 10 and 16) and I like this, admire me!

[thegingerwhohasasoul]

107 people coudn't press the feddyscamps

[martindelaat90]

At the end I was actually waiting for him to say: I spy, with my little eye..

[hahaureadmyname]

Xy.

[blizzardballz]

sky

[EVERYVERSER]

HOW TO TROLL

[MySerpentine]

@EVERYVERSER Exactly!

[Unguidedone]

you will find the life jackets under your seat (i actually looked rofl)

[Casanuda]

The reason people are pressing dislike is because this is not technically Monty Python. This is John Cleese's thing called How to Irritate People.

[urrbendi]

@Casanuda as long as the monty python crew does it, i dont care

[heaxers]

104 dislikes is from people who are jump out from the airplane.

[shiningbeans]

"Please remove the luggage on the racks above your heads and place it on the racks at the other side of the aircraft"

[1overthehillsfaraway]

why don't they have TV shows like this anymore? they should.

[G4MBAs]

@1overthehillsfaraway they do but they are not nearly as entertaining though. Thing with Monty Python is that their humor and sketches are very surrealistic and therefore extremely different from other shows that use the same basic formula like Saturday Night Live. You can't expect these shows anymore because the youth of today would not understand it.

[billiepipersteeth]

I have reported these pilots to the relevant authorities.

[rsbobbyshoe2]

I absolutely love how people turn on eachother and make themselves look/sound like idiots over a very hilarious (fake) comedy routine. Get a life, people. If u dont like it, dont watch it. "keep it simple, stupid"

[Suikerland]

Maybe this was funny in the 1970's.



[Leagon13]

@Suikerland its still funny

[Leagon13]

@Suikerland its still funny today

[a192589]

@Suikerland you're crazy....

[MadPropsToTheHood]

@Suikerland IT'S STILL FUNNY. CAPSLOCK

[quila001]

I wish I knew how to lipread.

[SpadesNeil]

103 people are

[WTFWTFWTF1122]

Please dont panic your accounts are about to crash and blow up along with your head

[uvius1]

if i become airline pilot im going to try that

[guitarisdeathofme]

102 people were on that plane

[MagiMysteryTour]

96 people were irritated by cliche YouTube comments.

Thumbs up if you disagree!

[Gareth225]

Hilarious!!!!! What is the last line in this clip? I'm having trouble making out the ending...tks.

[nolan12345678912]

@Gareth225, you mean the last thing they say ?

"You know, I wouldn't be suprised if there wasn't some trouble about this. "

[christophehersent]

CAT POO HAS BEEN FOUND ON A DISTANT PLANET !!! the unbelievable truth is in the video spacecat 175

[paulusarab]

@christophehersent THE ONLY CAT SHIT THAT THERE IS COMING FROM YOUR MIND .

[doive1231]

There's clearly too much space between the camera and Graham Chapman for this to be realistic.

[TRUExSIGHTS]

@doive1231 That's why its a comedy sketch. It's not supposed to be realistic.

[ArthurZ101]

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with G

[outofcontrolmotion]

@ArthurZ101 ground?

[ArthurZ101]

@outofcontrolmotion yup

[jimmy20i0]

normal different sin

[angelo270696]

there is something horribly, HORRIBLY wrong with this video........ they accidentally put a dislike button in it.

[hello2u5]

@angelo270696 And 106 people accidentally clicked it

[bugkillergod]

@angelo270696

106 people see things upside down

[AbsoluteMonarchist]

@bugkillergod - No they don't.

[hfdpayner]

@angelo270696 oh for fucks sake.. this is a monty python video please dont pollute it with your worthless generic comments, you pompous twit!

[angelo270696]

@hfdpayner Excuse me, when i made this comment i was very novice to YouTube, i really am ashamed that i wrote this comment at all. Though i do find offense in your remark I completely understand why you would be angry.

[hfdpayner]

@angelo270696 i was only joking :)

[akvikefan89]

@Nanda91: "You know I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't some trouble about this..."

[neverxhide]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!=)

[neverxhide]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Nanda91]

Oh, I didn't understand what was Cleese's last line...

[NortheDominator]

Awesome

[keatonoofsparta]

Nooooooooo.  It got shortened the original was much better

[DaleSparrow]

101 ways to irritate people

[FaithHealer1]

This seems cut or somehow oddly/clumsily edited to me.

[Taojac]

at 0:12 i thought my headphones were broken XD XD XD

[Slayer10911]

@Taojac LOL! same

[marcobtv]

They were so clever.

[moni5044]

meeh i like older men! Dont ask meh why i am telling you this

[Mr22v]

Yes it is Monty python not only John cleese is in that video other members of Monty python are also in this video

[mikebrightman]

dude, you should change the title. its not monty python. i recommend john cleese how to irritate people airplane pilots

[spanishfort99]

@mikebrightman This is a sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus therefore it is a python production.You mention a completely different program that also features John Cleese.

[mikebrightman]

@spanishfort99 this is blatantly not monty python, camera and acting style are different. this is a clip from how to irritate people. it happened to star actors from monty python.

[spanishfort99]

@mikebrightman Camera and acting style? No.Just no.But incidentally this IS from H.T.I.P.My mistake.

[mikebrightman]

@spanishfort99 it's all k. camera and acting is sort or how they present the comedy, as standalone sketches in python, whereas this is "informative" or whatever you fancy calling it, and the camera seems different, either due to brand, lens, filter, etc

[snoookie456]

The violin joke XD XD X D

[TheUnknownD]

100 people jumped out of the plane

4,250 people laughed

[mssinatra]

Lol mikes kinda weird...

[Fatfairy101]

I want a pilot lisence now :D

[AbuAvital]

@Fatfairy101 I think you have to be able to pass the spelling test first.

[JeffWoodsStunts]

Hang on.....they all have jumped out! LMAO!!

[kell1425]

@adengl dont do it its a hack attempt

[mymrphil]

@kell1425 do what?

[Shketri]

those two blondes made 96 accounts

[peanut651]

@Shketri lmao

[iSatelliteLink2011]

/watch?v=vJABeWcxk2c

[christianfarmer]

k, one reason to dislike this - you edited some bits out, and I'm not even sure WHY you did it. Seriously - you took time to make Monty Python better?  Who do you think you are?

[12Metaman]

What could they get in trouble for? They never lied once.

[DanW900]

R.I.P. Graham!

[pbenna]

96 peaple jumped

[zeinfadel]

any Lip sync's out there? what did he say at the beginning there?

[CallOfDuty5Zombies1]

@zeinfadel

it aws part of the joke, he just stopped talking and started moving his lips

[sweetsongman1]

teh wings are NOT on fia

[RickDougall]

Very good. This isn't Monty Python though. 'How to Irritate People' was from before Monty Python got together.

[junkman661]

4026 people laughed there asses off

as 96 of them were hearing the laughing

[1disneyobsessed]

OMG I WOULD SO DO THIS IF I WERE A PILOT!

[oliasolias]

TIMING RUINED.  FAIL POST.

[planeguy1000]

those are nice seats you don't really get them on planes do you?

[sillyfreeman]

@SeargentConrad if i could vote this thumbs up more than once i would

[catey62]

Gotta love Monty Python....Love it!!!!!

[Nardril]

STOP IT ALREADY WITH THE "The 96 people...."

IT'S NOT FUNNY NOR CLEVER!!!!!

[hihiou0zabimaru]

@Nardril Normally I'd agree that it's annoying when something barely funny is painfully overused. But to be perfectly honest, that whole "this is the reason why so and so many people disliked this"-bit has given us some of the more clever and witty comments on YouTube. Otherwise the comments are mostly all-caps screaming about stupid little things that nobody should even care about.

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

@Nardril if you use nor, arent you supposed not to use words like "not" hence it will otherwise become a double negative?

like, "Its funny nor clever"

[sockschappercat]

@Tw1St3DSt33L It's NIETHER funny nor clever

[Weiss]

@Nardril Right. Stop it! There are already 101! 

[Weiss]

That´s right! Stop it! There are already 101!

[SuperDappleleaf]

@Nardril YES! It works!

Thank you, Monty Python, for teaching us how to annoy people!



[Triple777ER]

@Nardril Yeah its very unoriginal and cheesy.

[Axxinger]

@Nardril 101 people saw all the "101 people..." comments on this video.

[Gaeuvyen]

@Nardril One person is getting angry at a silly joke.

[Nardril]

@Gaeuvyen It's funny how I had a little rage attack a few months ago and still get replies ^^

[Gaeuvyen]

@Nardril NERD RAGE

[tatersalad814]

@Nardril Stop that stop that, it's come to my attention that this argument is far too silly.

Go on, clear off!

[ripazha1337]

@Nardril STFU no one will listen.

[RainbowManification]

@Nardril 102 people are irritated

[DarkAngelEU]

@Nardril you know what's really funny? You complaining bout 96 people while in te meantime 96 people are liking your comment ;)

[Nardril]

@DarkAngelEU

THE IRONY, THE IRONY!!!

^^

[dillonminigun]

@Nardril 104 people could not think of "96 people" lines

[NiclasBergforsowns18]

95 people felt bad for the ones that jumped out of the plane

[redneckfordman94]

95 people noticed that their scransoms above their heads were not ready to flange

[DavyDeckwalker]

95 people had absolutely no cause for alarm because the wings were not on fire.

[rm247]

how can you dislike this? boring people!

[WiccanHighPriest0]

It's an aeroplane, not an airplane

[mesterlinkx]

i lol`d

[beatlephan1982]

i think i"ll get a pilot's licence just so i could do this

[Baggen90]

If it weren't for the fact that I've seen this before I would have been waiting Cleese to say "I spy with my little eye" at the end as he's looking out the window.

[spyware60]

93 people were on the plane during the sketch

[thefusherman]

The scransoms above your head are now ready to flange, please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you. Lol

[sharonb7323]

gobbledygoop lol 

[NanoWombat]

Alot of people will find this strange but this isnt true Monty Python even though most of the python crew is in it, doesn't detract from it at all though :)

[P1votG33k]

93 people play the violin.

[alixxmcr94]

"hello? uh you will find your lifejackets under your seats-im sorry you will find them on the racks above your head, but do not unfasten your safetybelts."

That was amazing. =)

[metal0737]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gregoryroyse]

the wings are not on fire

[gregoryroyse]

the wings are not on fire

[GreatQueenFan]

GREAT! this is the first time i 'm watching this.

[whitehorse43]

If I was on a flight and the pilot came on the intercom and said, "There is no need to panic", I would immediately start to freak out.

[monkey60033]

hang on...they've all jumped out!

[glennzone12]

it appears that that plane had 91 passengers

[Lpoolboy]

"These two beautiful blondes were on their frist visit to a nudist camp, when one of them suddenly noticed that ...

...

...

...

...well I didn't know he played the violin."

hahahaha.

[jtizz711]

This is what happens after the pilots have hot boxed the airplane

[SilentMantis85]

Oh my gosh they're bastards!!!! XD

[FriendlyThinker]

Oh man, John Cleese's laugh at the end of it is priceless.

[ysbaddaden2003]

I would love to know where they get such a sense of humor.

It's not Ealing.

And it seems to have influenced everybody inclulding SNL (when they were still funny and people were watching).

[ChinaskyHenk]

@JoeShmoe0987654321 Yes and they were from Soviet Russia i guess??? You assholes starts to be so annoying with that comments!!!

[JoeShmoe0987654321]

@ChinaskyHenk Jeez... That was kind of harsh.

[PauIsAlive]

@ChinaskyHenk You know what i find annoying? People like you always saying to other people that they're annoying when they say something thats actually kind of funny, and that people all over youtube say. Seriously, if u find comments like that annoying, then just don't ever go on youtube!

[XBloodRedAngelxX]

@ChinaskyHenk well that's just rude. keep comments like that to yourself.

[fantasmaofdoom]

@JoeShmoe0987654321 OR they dislike stuff because there is stuff missing!

[raksana0]

you should see what REALLY goes on behind the scenes......you might never fly again