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  • Im the guy that dates alot of girls and gets the title "douchbag" but all the guys respect me lol im popular

  • I was the token goth. And now I go to art school. go figure.

  • I'm in highschool, im the guy that talks to a shitload of girls but always gets put in the friendzone. ._.

  • The squiggle pen Jeremy.....The squiggle pen

  • i'm in high school currently, i'm the really cool nerdy guy, everyone calls me master

  • back to the future reference love it

    

  • im / i was the popular nerd xd

  • I was the loveable geeky guy that people still found cool for some reason.

  • atm I'm kinda smart ish? Typical asian... with friends :D

  • I was the really smart kid that alway brought my toys to school. the teacher alway took'em from me, then gave em back at the end of the week. wait.... I never did get back my maskless wolverine toy. Damn you Ms. Solomon!

  • It only had two funny parts. 1: The kid with the boner during the carwash-scene. 2: Timberlake jizzing in his pants. Rest of the movie is rippoff after rippoff, biggest one being School of Rock.

  • i tryed it its still shit hammered

  • I was the almost jock in a nerd school, which is not saying a lot.

  • I went to an all guys school... fml

  • Well, all my life, I have been the not so popular chick, But all the popular kids were my friends but I never hunng out with them. I mostly hung out with my real friends who werent all sluts and whores. :)

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  • I was the chill half-Asian chick that was friends with everyone. I was also the therapist, LOL. Craziest stories. But I mostly just walked around the halls with a good friend chatting away, saying hi to some random kid every 10seconds. Chilling in the art/chapel/choir/dance rooms minding my own business. High school was chill~

  • I was a gothic loner! :D

  • I was pretty much a blank during school. Tend towards nerd, but not flat-out.

    Now I'm a teacher, but quitting this year.

    Liked the movie, though, not as realistic as the real deal.

  • i was the kid who really talked to everyone but never had any 'good' friends. like just a 'wassup' guy.

  • i want to be a teacher...

  • ... i was the hobbit. Yes, people called/call me that. I'm not even that short ... they're all just taller than me.

  • I used to be the guy everyone was friends with, I just didn't date any of the girls cause during highschool I was always moving, but somehow I finished highschool and I don't really remember anyone from my school

  • I was and am the shorty who girls don't want to date...I'm like Neville (is that how you spell his name?) used to be before he got AWESOME! except short.

  • I was the fat kid, lost 80 pounds, all good now

  • I was/am "that one guy..."

  • sry it's not awesome that hot chicks get fat after high school...u couldnt fuk them when they were hot! YOU LOSE!

  • Tumbs up if u got a underworld ad !!!!!

  • I was on the schools only good sports team....the band. Seriously.

  • I WAS a nerd up until senior year when I got HOt boys said and I never got fat... But my friend did

  • Nerd

  • I'm kinda nerd but I actually have people skill funny btw Luv Your show ur the best <3

  • i was a goth girl but now im a girly girl

  • I'm not a nerd really. Although I do classify myself as a hardcore gamer (but I won't let the ladies know 'cause I'm that fuckin' awesome) I hang out with every clique. I can make anyone laugh. Although I don't have a girlfriend I still hang out with a ton of chicks all the time. :)

  • Average goth and nerd kid, still goth not so much a kid. I wasn't that blasphemous stereotype of Goth.

  • Nerd, yet popular. Twas odd.

  • I was a jock. but I hung out with nerds. cuz lets face it nerds are alot more pleasnt to be around then stupid whores and guys looking for a fight every 2 minnutes.

  • @MurphinYourGirl There were guys like them that were always trying to pick a fight, until a friend and me beat the shit outta them and they never bothered us again. Stupid whores are always pleasant because if they try to humiliate you (and they have an IQ of usually a room temperature), you can always find something to laugh at them and make them actually blush on embarrassment or something.

  • I was the token goth girl aww yeah - also LOL speaking of fat girls my "best friend" in highschool who stole my boyfriend and now married the dude (didn't invite me to the wedding which is funny since had i not been there they never would have met) Is huuuuge - which makes me proud i'm still single and hot.

  • @Gothhana good fer you

  • i was something we call friend zone

  • i am kind of a nerd in high school i am in high school right now i"m not sure

  • still in high school :D im like a mix of everything exept for snob and emo-kid

  • still in high school. basically you lol but damn proud of it. well i talk to girls but not like flirt talk

  • i was the guy who spoke with everybody despite having very little people skill. Best i can describe besides saying i was the introverted nerd. Yeah i had pretty much 2 personalitys which i kinda switched betwen.

  • yeah kinda nerdy but can talk to girls lol

  • I'm still in high school.. Im kinda a nerd.. but im also the smartass in most of my classes. And the antisocial music freak at the back of the bus. :D

  • my god, jeremy your description of your self in highschool is me right now...exept im in england

  • I sound like a clone of Jeremy when it come to "What kind of person were you in high school?" Except I have movie t-shirts, not videogame t-shirts.

  • As a teenager I was an immigrant from Bosnia, not many kids knew much about me and I didnt put myself out into the crowd. I soon became involved in narcotics and dropped out to hitchhike and wander my way around this great nation...

  • @buddythecow Ozbiljno? Salis se. To je zivot o kojem ja sanjam. Kad i kako si dosao u Ameriku? Za vrijeme rata?

  • @tomaspeverell druže, da se šalim . i Stvarno mi je žao ako sam vam uvredio i nadam senajboljem za vas ako niste mi ni šalio . kao što možete da kažete da koriste Google Translate

  • popular nerd

  • this movie suck balls. Worst movie i have watch all year long.

  • @babeyui0 paranormal activity 2

  • @ZeBrainkrieg That movie came out in 2010. And did you not see Priest ? D:

  • popular

  • I was a nerd in high school. Still a nerd now. LOL

  • punk/nerd/funny guy

  • I am the socialyl awkward, but still can be social, misanthropic, cynical nerd who apparently a lot of girls think is sweet, but are not willing to go out with.

  • i was an artsy goth girl. Getting good grades and actually being interested in new things made some teachers like me. Daring to look different (no other goth's at school - was a rural area until i changed schools.) and _really_ being interested and not just preachy learny even gave me sympathies with my peers. I loved to contage them with passion not correct them. I was very lucky and am again : ) Thanks for asking.

  • i was the dealer

  • @Mizzarrk Really? Cause with an answer like that, I'd think you were the cool guy. You know, because that's just such a fucking cool answer.

  • @silantbill THANKS BRO I SOld Chewing Gum AT Lunch TIme Dont tEll noboddy

  • Loner.

  • Im the kid who no one really hates but im also really quiet especially around girls....fml

  • i am that dude in high school where u are popular and play sports, and have no problems talking 2 girls, but at same time i still like 2 play a little xbox, i also have a mustang as my first car

  • that one dude from forgetting sarah marshal is actually more of a that one dude from how i met your mother. just sayin...)

  • I didn't have any enemies in high school. 3 sport athlete who rocked chucks and emo shirts, listened to Alt. Rock and hated mainstream, still am that person today. glad to say.

  • LONER

    

  • That's exactly how I am now in high school

    And it doesnt help that I'm a kiwi and I just moved to Australia so they harass me just because I'm from nz

  • Jeremy we if u were still in high school we would be twins :)

  • Well, I am unfortunately still suffering through school, but I would have to say that I`m the person who fucking hates all of my classmates and is solely looking forward to meeting people later in life who I can actually give two shits about...

    Bitter, me? Naw. [:

  • @iSmokeSushi lawl im the same way

  • I hate girs in high school. Weather they'er hot,ugly,normal,stupid,smart,f­oreign,fat, skinny, or and other type. All girls never shut the fuck up.

  • @soundwave939 and it doesn't change the older they get!!

  • @dav3yboy79 I know hah! God help us.

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  • i was a black girl.

  • this video will stick with me for years to come why? because it's the first jeremyjahns video i have ever seen that's why.

  • "That one guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshal?"

    Dude... :( Jeremy, watch How I Met Your Mother!

  • I'm liked on the outside, but would secretly insult the people who like me on the inside. I can't help it. I get along with people, but sometimes they are just downright boring and lame!

  • I was that guy who was Really popular, but extremely nerdy on the inside. Played football... but also played stuff like Heroscape and enjoyed chess. Alot.

  • Above Average Popularity like ppl knew me but not one of the high school stars but i was kew with half of them

  • i was a popular nerd i didnt know half the people sayin my name while i was wearin my rvb t shirt

  • They filmakers don't even address whether or not she's getting tits or not. You see her pay for them but a year later she still doesn't have them. And that was her MOTIVATION for most of the bad shit she did in the movie. That's lazy writing.

  • dude! i just graduated high school last may and i was just like what you described

  • I cared about my grades, but not a nerd lol

  • I liked the movie

  • ...well i'm in college for being a teacher.....and i know I want to do it. i'm not clueless about what I want

  • Im cool but Im also a nerd, in fact its the nerdiness that makes me popular, or that fact that I actually have very good people skills

  • i am not really cool but i am not a nerd i am just the guy everyone knows for some reason and i just stick to my group of friends :L

  • movie was bad and Cameron Diaz looks 50

  • Im kinda just middle of the pack. I'm not a nerd, but I'm also not like a popular person.

  • I didn't realise it was written by the people who wrote "Year One". I have now lost so much faith in watching this movie.............

  • Fucking BOSS.

  • I was... the star football player (soccer to you US people..) of our school, and thanks to that I was well know and liked. BUT....... if it was not for that then I would have been a skinny nerd.....

  • nerd

  • nerd

  • douche bag. sorry every one

  • Jeremy u dont watch How I Met your mother? u need to watch it

  • im a nerd but i wer al black al thetime and nowim a stoner !! =D

  • nerd. i agree with you totally about this film.

  • the anti-social ,quite korean kid with good grades, and few friends that doesn't really say much but is secretly taking note of how retarded and pathetic the whole school is (;

  • nerd

  • I went to a private all-boy high school with a dress code, so ... yeah. I had a tight group of friends (we're all still friends today), and was generally well-liked. Granted during my 1st 2 years I did face a bit of harassment, but most of them matured after that. I'm a pretty easygoing guy. I think nerd implies that one is socially awkward, so I'd more accurately classify myself as a geek, but that was cool at my high school, and it's still cool at my college :) Geeks rule!

  • I've really got a nerdy but I'm popular.And yes I can't talk to girls worth shit but somehow got a girlfriend.Smh bro.And btw you are awesome.Keep makin vids.(:

  • I'm the guy who's in all black. Well I'm only a 7th grader, but I don't see the point in getting a ``girl friend'' when it's practically pointless. Having sex will just ruin your life at a young age. I dislike these girls who are fucking cruel ass holes. But hate is a poison and anger that only hurts you.

  • @TheMrSpartanking such a sevie comment. You better wise up before your a fresh meat, or they'll rip you to shreds.

  • I was a NERD~

  • i'm the same pretty funny not social skills what so ever but some how got a girlfriend

  • I'm that person who alot of people know... they just don't really talk to me, so I'm kinda nerdy, but I don't go to school to be popular, I just go because I have to, and I need to get a job some day.

  • ahahahah a back to the future reference nice :)

  • still in high school. Nerd-Jock best way to go.

  • LMAO yes! dude I've seen like 8 girls I went to school with that were so hot and now they look like cows in baby t's

  • its kinda hard to explain but im a cool-nerd(;

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  • i diched a lot fuck school. rip columbine shooters

  • @ArmyRussianRanger nice troll /b/ bro. *knuckle bump*

  • im the guy that thinks of something funny and about say it....but i chicken out

  • ya i seen a few girls that are now fat and where the popular and also fit girls in high school they where kind of the girls that looked to high maintenance. now there not so much XD U,G,L,Y! lol

  • im not in high school yet, but i would say im a kinda popular almost nerdy guy.

    And i can make people piss themselves with some of my jokes

  • i was the kinda phsycotic guy

  • I was the guy who killed people in Colorado.................mark quetin 1982-1996

  • do you use a cannon t2i or a similiar dslr camera?

  • Adults found this more funny than teens, because a lot of the jokes were things that adults could relate to. I'm not even in high school yet, so... yeah.

  • I'm the non-stop talking kid who knows everyone and gets laughs, but I have no real friends that i would hang out with outside of school. I have "class buddies" i guess.

  • im like the one nerdy kid who knows everybody and talks to everybody, but i only actually hangout with a few of them :P

  • I am the incredile douche bag who messes with nerds and dresses like a poser who thinks hes the fucken shit..

  • im the kid who makes everyone laugh and goes around with a group of different people at a different time.

  • Geek girl, obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Battlestar Galactica. Couldn't talk to guys for shit.

  • i was the sleeping leave me alone or i will kill u person in school i just never adjusted to the morning waking up thing i was mostly always cranky and drank alot of caffinated beverages but i was mostly pissed of and dozing of. i love seeing the hot girls from high school pregnant and yelling at their kids with those leash things they have and the hot guy from school balding and ignoring everything his wife is saying and looking miserabl i find it comforting it allows me to sleep better

  • I was the popular kid who backs up the bullied. And got the girls while doing it.

  • i am your friendly neighborhood spiderman!

  • i was that one "i dont give a shit" girl, just the high school version of cameron diaz in this movie, which i have to say was hilarious as fuck.

    for some reason i cracked up when the gym teacher calls that kid "twilight" if you saw the movie this makes sense to you.

  • im the eeyore of my group of friends who also makes snyde comments whenever i hear that my friends like shitty movies like 'Clash of the Titans'

  • I'm the weird girl haha

  • I am a nerdy kid who is funny and has friends

  • im the kid who does stupid funny shit but around friends or people i like just cuz im not much of a people person.

  • me? nerdfighter.

  • if my profie name doesn't give it away, I'm the theatre geek that loves performing and movies but I'm friends with most people

  • I was the extremely tall and threatening looking guy who wouldn't hurt a fly

  • I'm curently in high school, and........ I don't know wat I am.

  • the movie was hilariou

  • the one that wore all black and scared people but was actually really nice but really shy so people stayed away at the most

  • im the Cute Artist Girl who Doesnt Really Give a Shit

  • me? nerd.

  • i was half nerd, 1/4 stoner, and 1/4 hipster. the latter mostly because i listened to bands no one knew of and called everyone elses taste 'mainstream' and 'shitty'.

  • i'm the kid that does his bare minimum to pass. But apparently my bare minimum is way over the top for my shitty stupid broke ass school.

  • I finished High School....High school after the 9th grade was when I was starting pick up my look and gritty dark style....go figure.

  • I'm the kid that's wasn't popular, but was known by the popular kids haha

  • in high school and to this day my penis is the like bar MASSIVE

  • 800 likes

    awesome

    13 dislikes

    whoa

    ok where my thumbs up?

  • "That one dude" that is JASON SEGEL HOW DARE YOU!!!

  • i'm a bit of a nerd who conforms with the cool kids.

  • im still in high school going to my senior year and im a nerd playin runescape in class but my funny ness makes up for people not beating the shet outta me.

  • Jeremy, you just basically described me in high school...

  • Brandon..Idk he's just Brandon. lol

  • I was the shy guy who sat near the door because I couldn't wait till school was over. P.S. The hottest girl of my highschool now looks like a dude.....life is great!!!

  • Okay... So the rating is dogshit, good time w/ alcohol, good time no alcohol, buy it on blu ray and awesometacular. Is that about right?

  • @40Pacino there is oscar worthy after dogshit, there is its okay but u wont remeber t minus 13 hour. a true oscar worthy-well acted, good script blah.blah,blah and a rating he only use once, like it but wish my friend would never find out

  • I will proudly say I was, and still am, the drama and band geek and the one random chick who was really into video games and anime.

  • dude i cant believ u were nerd back in school, ur awesometacular

  • You know what Woody Allen said in "Annie Hall"

    "Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym"

  • In my case the hot chicks got mainly pregnant and then fat after high school. And the nerdy and unpopular chicks blossomed into goddesses

  • Iam the kid who The ladies all love

    I hang with the cool people.

    Make people laugh. Iam smart, cool and ....

    Never mind iam a geek who has 0 friends and overweight T_T

  • I was the one everybody was friends with....and still am

  • im the computer nerd who knows how to hack in the 7th grade and does computer programming but still has friends

  • All of the above

  • nerd !!!!