Queen's Players Presents: "I Go To Queen's!"

[SecondRateVideos]

I'm just picturing all the McGill and Toronto students watching this and rolling their eyes and laughing, and all the McMaster, Waterloo, and Western students ready to kick a Queens student's ass.

Loved this. XD

[aktha55]

guys get pea coats upon being accepted to Queens, girls get black tights and uggs....hoping when the zombie apocalypse strikes it hits here first.

[ColinT94]

@aktha55 judging by the number of transmitted diseases at Western, I'd assume it'd probably happen there first...

[LiviaHorseLover]

Yay accepted to queens... might go there now

[nicolelectric]

Fucking hilarious. Can't wait for the fall.

[limetheleamer]

house music does sound like robots fucking

[jokerintheigloo]

hahahahah.... y'all gay 

[DevourTheKey]

Omgg this is awesommmme

Love it

[wjaiv]

I thought this was going to be about QPR...

[Harvardgirl121]

this is amazing

[rihani94]

definitely coming to Queens next yearrrrr

[myja7shisja7sh]

@rihani94 wa7sh

[SmartStart2012]

Watch Brock University Smart Start IMAGINE video!

[maplesyrup1001]

hahaha amazing. We love this here at my high school in Dubai !

[PureBusinessBouncer]

I thought this video was great, until it started a rage war. Way to go Queen's Players, you're provincial terrorists.

[spain0304]

176 people had their application to Queen's declined 

[PureBusinessBouncer]

@spain0304 400 had the self-esteem to apply. Prestige my left nut.

[EpikEmceeTV]

fuck queens

[stevethe1003]

fuck queens motherfucker suck mi dick!!

[auralglory]

I go to Western and I can appreciate this.. especially the bit about Canada Goose and lululemon headbands haha :(

[TheObservantOne1]

Hahaha, that was great. Keep up the good work, players!

Sincerely,

Fan from Cape Breton University

[rdamjam]

I dont get the last part where he cant open the doors...

[TheTalentTracker]

@rdamjam The program that used to be in that building was cancelled

[vituperative]

This video is rojo caliente.

[limetheleamer]

lol if you pause the video close to the end and bring it back slowly u'll see the Queens logo

[sctymrry]

@artosishaircut

She's not "in red"... she has red hair



[tammy2291]

lol "queens won't let us use the logo..."

[Northview59]

Great video! Listen up youngin's: it was all exactly the same, way back when, for the class of '82 (except, we had punk instead of rave music to give us headaches). Oh, and there was no Ale House: a big night out circa 1979 - Teenage Head live at Dollar Bills (in the Prince George Hotel) singing the campus party anthem "Kissin' the Carpet". Our other anthem: Sex & Drugs & Rock 'n Roll (Ian Drury). I survived (with the help of a few remedial BA courses and an LLB at UBC). With luck, u will too!

[Hughmanrules]

You know what happens in Res? SEX HAPPENS

[lovelessdance32]

@Hughmanrules "You wanna have sex? Then be Australian!"

[limetheleamer]

there's a better way...FOOL!

[JbMaun]

just discovered today that the girl at 2:20 in my english class. woo! haha

[jjasonwrght]

I went to school with one of those bitches :D And now she goes to QUEEN'S! I tell everyone ALL the time "HEY, you know that bitch? SHE GOES TO QUEEN'S!"

[BombasticLove87]

pretty sure Stages is better than Alehouse

[sluttyknuckles]

How do you know if someone goes to Queen's? - Dont worry, they'll tell ya.

[scholar819]

WHAT'S PURPLE JESUS?

[blackzepplin]

@scholar819 Vodka and blueberry kool aid

[supermom800]

Wow! Amazed at the stupidity of some of these comments. It's satire folks. You know - humour? An as involved and proud, but NOT overprotective parent, I think this is awesome! QP - you kids rock! I applaud your bold and brave choices and I'm proud that my kid goes to Queen's. Shared it with lots of mature and successful Queen's alum who love it and see it for what it is. Settle down people.

[milton123]

Excellent writing and everyone in this video was actually funny. While it was meant to be a joke, and all the actors in this vid are actually talented, the sad thing is these stereotypes are true for the majority of the student body, and i'm not just talking about queens, i'm talking about ALL universities. That's why i find it so funny that so many of you guys are arguing about which uni is better. I'm in uni, but i'm smart enough to know that post-secondary education is a joke these days.

[mrjackwhite49]

The guy at the end looks like Jim Halperd Jr.

[6281640]

@I3eaconLight If by a "conceded and involved parent" you mean an overprotective parent that forces their kids to rebel while at any university, then yes, you are correct! Just continue on your path and we will see what your kids turn out to be like ;)

[CompletlyBunned]

I don't want to go to Queen's but I found this really amusing xD Plus one of my friends goes there :)

People chillax and stop arguing about which Uni's better. Go where you want to go and that's all.

[CompletlyBunned]

@AlphaStrikeSquadron You do NOT have a sense of humor, obviously.

[315110445]

159 people are still waiting for their mom's to bring them paté.

[jayeffsee]

Art Sci '08, BEd '10.....I have said all of the sarcastic things in this video in sheer seriousness. Irony becomes reality....you poor frosh.

[blackzepplin]

@jayeffsee suq madiq

[PremiumGaming]

If i felt like going to fuck sluts i'd go to Western, not Queens... you seen the bids in this video?

[MC13114N]

queen's get the money

[latgai]

they have a gym in case you feel like kidding yourself. LOL gotta love queens

-uoft student

[6281640]

@I3eaconLight If you choose where your kid goes to school instead of them... you are a pretty shitty parent :)

[6281640]

@AlphaStrikeSquadron With a name like AlphaStrikeSquadron... stay the fuck away from Queen's, we like social people here HAHAHA

[pinkweyez]

I ♥ QUEEN'S

[damonsalvatore5618]

@I3eaconLight Did your child not get into Queen's?

[WuckFestern]

why are you so amazing queens?

[musicnoital04]

We're going to Alessshousse, that'sss right, you'll wait two hoursss to get in and then hate yourssssself (Sry I just thought funny, great vid tho)!

[robinguy16]

qp ROCK AND RIM BABEHHHH. only we can cause this much of a stir. next stop hollywood!

[spencerhf4]

Fuck I love living in Kingston XD

[315110445]

The ladies at queen's seem to be more social then at Carleton...

[soiled]

great job dudes and ladies.

[itsHan92]

Queen's.. LOL

[lux88aeterna]

get into Alehouse, hate yourself for dancing so awkwardly... (or being caught there after 2nd year...). but so true, you'll always find someone to make out with.

bahahahahaha so funny

[MrGreatMonkey]

oh that's awkward, i just applied

[JanghanHong]

The building they are trying to get in is Ontario Hall, and that door opens to the Printmaking Studio. I practically live there since I'm a BFA, they should have knocked, I'd have opened the door. BFA's are nice like that.

[Josh19866]

Fuck you house music is awesome! God damn hipsters at queens can't understand music unless someone in the band is wearing tight jeans, flannel, glasses they don't need and a beanie . Oh no wait, that is just all hipsters.

Awesome video!! :)

[FangirlFlailing]

Omg this makes me laugh so hard :P Love it :P

[MazzaFiveOneFour]

Lol... nice. Acting was surprising much better then I would have thought, not to mention an awesome camera guy.

[lescallade]

HAHAHHAHA

TRY LAKEHEAD!

[NewtonDudley]

I guess this is supposed to b funny? Not so much.

[laughingnonstop]

UWO IS WHERE IT'S AT!!

white and purple <3

[theruggednorth]

Well done my friends, well done.

[samarararara]

if you're honestly hating on this video, you're an idiot. take a joke. queens ftw

[rickybrownz]

@samarararara well said. it's all in good fun, shut the fuck up.

[WuckFestern]

@samarararara spoken like a true gael

[HockeyAndrey]

to see the logo keep pressing X at 3:00

[HockeyAndrey]

@blacms

i can see the logo if you press X like 4 times

[lebrontravelled]

anyone else notice they left their backpacks randomly along the ground

[dohboy200]

Queens is great if you want to be a douchebag

[jackoface710]

Man WTF is this?

[PennylessHobo70]

LOL at the end "SON OF A BITCH!!"

[everettjsj2]

115 People didn't get into Queen's

[billybobhippy1]

I love you NEWMAN! 1:07-1:24

[apm638]

So, I officially want to go to Queen's..

[Peterr86]

:yaoming:

Fuck University

[radicallykind]

lol! hope you all fail a class at least once.

[radicallykind]

where's Queens? sounds like you are all a bunch of dicks over there.

[AstroStarzz]

.....was that Hannah Stewart???

[greycup12345]

Went to Waterloo but I wish i went to Queens...playa!!!

[LifestyleChanges4Me]

@sexstasyy I'm sorry. You're watching this why then? And is your school trending? I don't think so! STFU

[mochopz]

So its true... Queens is full of ugly people.

[Humaster]

The morale of the story is if you like Jersey Shore, Queen's University is for you!

[TYUIO11111]

fuck that overated shit uni go to areal university go to Mcmasters or Wilfred Laurier

[utube793]

@TYUIO11111 nice grammar, probably a Mac of Laurier educated person.

[TYUIO11111]

@utube793 lolololol read your comment also manson is a no talent cunt

[naseoj]

@TYUIO11111 you spelled both of those wrong.

[hincapie12]

@TYUIO11111 I always thought Laurier was a high school! :O

[Scotsmann11]

Fuck, shoulda gone to Queens over McMaster, mac is shit

[fiveonenine68]

"They have a gym... in case you feel like kidding yourself."

[Trancelax]

She looked both ways before crossing the street - safety first

[Faulkner18FTW]

Kingston Ontario FTW! REPRESENT!

[radicallykind]

Carleton U represent.

[DirtyDetroit24]

DAMN! should have went to QUEENS U

[twildabuckingham]

NOTHING, cause he was better than them

[Awix42]

134 people go to Queen's

[superhooyooman]

I am going to enter Queen's.

[Chain1234]

The people who go to Queens are the kids who were midly intelligent in high school but had to be on student council and all these gay clubs so they could feel as worthy as the smartest kids who all end up going to McGill or UoT. Think back to your high school days, bet it was the same for you!

[Grimekat]

@Chain1234 I never joined any clubs or councils because i hated them. Still could of easily gotten into UofT, was actually accepted to UofT commerce and not Queen's. Queen's actually has a higher entrance, you are a dumbass.

[YesWeKhan]

this was amazing! haha queens is definitely my first pick.

[ZedXIV]

great job

[PureBusinessBouncer]

Pfft! Walk and talk. Go to Brock!

Sorry we aren't all 95%+ average students who are quaterback of the football team, president of student council, and save babies falling from trees. I'm getting the same piece of paper as you after 4 years.

[81mgm]

@PureBusinessBouncer except a queens piece of paper will get you six figures while a brock one will get you a managing job at mcdonalds

[hip2besquare38]

Thumbs up if you paused it to close down annotations and reveal the Queens logo

[ImAllFact]

This seems like something Waterloo would do to attract the computer nerds.

In other news, being in grade 11 sucks -.-

[lilslant]

The only program worth going to Queen's for is Commerce. If you are at Queen's for any other program I can only laugh at you.

[MrDaniels42]

@lilslant We are the Engineers, who the fuck are you?

[lilslant]

@MrDaniels42 Queen's has an engineering program?! OMGWTFBBQ!

[RoyalzDevil]

Festern Wucked your mom.

[RBPKD]

UofT is where its at. This was pretty halarious, but Queens really blows chunks.

[benrgrieve]

@RBPKD I remember when I couldn't spell hilarious. It must be nice being a number at UofT.

[brianrankinbrianrank]

@benrgrieve Good one... I hear your school went up 2 spots in international rankings. Congrats on being the 1728th best school in the world.

[edgehaedjr]

I’ve decided to apply to Queen’s U next Fall/Autumn. Thanks Queen’s Players.

[ZachGriff11]

Dude sounds like Windsor.

[mross9869]

Queens is for stuck up rich kids that want to be managers of a large department store... Or supervise burger flipping...

[sexstasyy]

everyone is biased to the school they attend, every university has their pros and cons... one is not better then the other

[spamkingalpha]

@sexstasyy The only exception to this is UofT being better then the rest

[sjja6693]

hahahaah amazing.

sincerely, queens student.

[ShawarmaPrince]

I go to University of Waterloo, doesn't mean I don't love you <3

[beonline4ever]

U of T FTW !!! HATERS !!!

[ghbutler]

Want to know what happens at UTM?

NOTHING

[Coldpepper]

'robots fucking' awesome. 

[foodtestingstrips]

u guys need to get "The Best OF Drunk Texter" by Ivana Murleau

[logopod1]

this video made me want to go to Queen's. Then you assholes pointed out it was satire. Jerks.

[karissataryn]

queen's won't let you use their logo??!

[SkudMuzix]

@karissataryn It's trademarked.

[alexradhakrishnan1]

just cause you guys have no friends dont chirp queens

[ladanseestbelle]

nice !!!!

[babylana70]

"you don't have to be black or anything crazy"..

[katkatkat40]

awesome



[burkey8688]

HAHAHAH QUEENS 09 BABY!!

[whatnext12]

Queen's is unreal, if you get in...

[forthex]

If I went to Waterloo, I fear I'd lose my soul,

If I went to Queen's I know I'd have to grease their pole,

at UofT, they'd shoot their fucking cannon up my ass,

but I went to Mac, I had to do all three and barely passed!

We are, we are, we are....

[brentino91]

@forthex i feel bad for ya, barely pass at mac! I drove through campus once and got a B.Sc.!

[gaarasrulestheworld]

Trent U FTW!!!

We actually accept people here :P

[MaiyaWorks]

@ohlalalaur I go to Mac and I'm glad he/she didn't go to Queens either. I hope he/she isn't at Mac either... or this would be embarrassing

[Chocostars]

Wow, I'm glad I didn't go to Queens

[ohlalalaur]

@Chocostars i love that you don't that this is a joke. i'm glad you didn't go to Queen's too.

[halhertani]

This is not satire..this is stupid.

Queens is a great university as far as universities go. Students at all universities will get drunk, have sex and generally do stupid mindless stuff. In fact this is the expected cultural / societal norm! We as a society expect students to do these things as their parents before them (when they were students) did. So don't blame moral decay on institutions. Blame it on society and on ourselves / yourselves.

[radiomonkey20]

@halhertani I can't speak for how we stack up compared to other Canadian schools, but as an undergraduate at Queen's I can say this is a fairly accurate portrayal of its student body at large, with exceptions, of course.

[wildmustang184]

Love this video!!! My younger brother goes to Queens :)

[KayOhBeWhy]

Do people really not understand satire?

[PremiumGaming]

Meh... i think i'll just go to Western

[Tabletop1000]

@PremiumGaming

That sounds so much like an admittance of defeat. Safety school FTW!

[sansam25]

This is funny!!!

[LLIISS44]

IT'S SATIRE

[bcowley500]

pathetic

[TheHopeWithin]

I don't go to queens but this is amazing. I love how light hearted they are about there school.

all schools have stereotypes (UVIC def does lol) and i think its epic these students are making a good laugh out of it

uvic should make one with a ton of pot smoking hippies gorging out on dorittos

[samantha02050]

lol @ all the comments of people saying how awful Queen's must be. If you went here, you'd understand.

the video itself is a good example of the talent that comes from this school :)

[privatekt]

This video makes me very glad I never heard of Queens when applying to University.

There would be quite a lot of outrage at UBC, from faculty and students, if a video was made like this. I think all the comments that say that this is an accurate description of Queens should raise some serious concerns with the institution.

I just don't understand this video. But more than that, I don't understand how anyone from Queens could think this video reflects positively on them.

[Grimekat]

@privatekt the fact you don't understand it is a good enough reason for you not to attend the school. Stick to UBC :) (not that it's a bad school, just different)