Black Books series 3 episode 2 part 3

[LloydScape]

"I have never said anything like this before, but your going to half to get a job."

Dylan Moran your inspire me!

[camorramerda]

Brilliant

[csibibi2]

Mustique's probably nice but they're burning the dirty filthy everyday life money as well.

[andyrooney11]

Bernard is an arsehole...only Moran could pull off the character so well.

[TheSammy09]

Fave episode ever!!!!!!!!

[prutalete]

What did Manny say at 2:15 ???

[evenflow55cc]

"Mustique is probably quiet nice" - i think anyway

[andyrooney11]

"Mustique's probably quite nice but..." They were talking just earlier about living in a Mustique style villa and then as soon as they threw the book in the fire they regretted it because they thought twice about how nice a Mustique villa must be.

[thecrimsonfloyd]

still the wankers they used to be!

[RamboHEATHEY]

hahahahahahahahaha 5:08

[mushroommuffins]

whats the drink with the bleeding polar bear on the label

[Chad48309]

"Life Cry"

It's a made-up drink.

[LAWalker28]

1:09 - 1:34. Effin' brilliant!

[daiabbottdai]

i dont usually say this and never had but you see... your gonna have to get a job ROFL

[littleaphid]

Perhaps next time you should try watching the clip before reading the comments. The more you know...

[paxin]

just wonderful! I wonder what's the song that comes out at 2:28?

[Sonodoit]

Hahaha, this show is good. I like it.

[doorbiitch]

Sonodoit, ha ha, THAT is probably the funniest writing ever. Are you seriously that uptight? Too funny!

[liamsastoner]

if you dont want quotes to ruin the show read the comments and post what ever you want after you watch it thats usually what i do. besides it also makes for a better opinion sometimes

[GamiNoOni]

"I'm just strolling the beach with my discreetly pregnant brazillian girlfriend. And then the boat comes along swarming with papperizzi, and I say "you filth, leave her out of this, she didn't ask for any of this! she's just an ordinary lingerie model!!!"

Best writing in the universe!!!

[00LazyCheese00]

"well..well..*holds £50 pund note in hand* I've never said this to anybody before...well...your going to have to get a Job !" I adore this show!!

[iBooshxx]

i swear, fran gets more and more like bernard

[breakingthehabit2008]

hahahahahaha

[racheltraleemcgill]

This show is as high as low brow gets! Awesome!

[Rynor]

I love the fact they were telling the truth but just gave in.

[MasterBassistxX]

dam i thought he was gunna give th kid the 50 and then the kid would run off

[mjmanning123]

Such joy! Such bliss! Thank you for posting this!!!

[ladygisborne20]

"i don't wanna wake up in rehab....with shergar" this show is just tv gold! thanks for putting this up! xx

[joshua8866]

that last line cracked me up.  I never thought id ever say this to anyone but... ___ " lmao

[malijaa01]

You filth, take a photo of me if you must but leave her out of it, she didn't ask for any of it, she is just an ordinary lingery model

[crisa21]

can anyone tell me what manny says after bernard lights the bin on fire?

[druzbar]

He says, "mustique's probably quite nice but.."

[Ilovepufferfish]

"I've never said this to anybody before, but you're going to have to get a job."

[iainlonuk]

we are the disgusting public

[smithryansmith]

"incontinantly rich" might be the funniest thing ive ever heard

[myname5548]

brilliant!

[wiewioros]

I love the endings and I'm surprised each time I watch an episode. Like this time, I really thought he'd give the kid the money. Mean Bernard rocks forever!

[truthmcnilne]

Hey maybe some of us also like the endings.. watching them that is, not reading them. You fuck

[wiewioros]

Oh, was not my intention to spoil the joke for you. Cause usually, first you watch something, and then read the comments, so if you blame somebody, blame yourself.

[Sonodoit]

Most people have the type of screen resolution that reveals the top comment, and if it has a particular quote from a figure of comedy that you're watching, it can ruin the joke. Keep the quotes to yourselves, it's not like you can achieve original comedy by pointlessly repeating whatever you find funny.

[Mannike54]

oh shut up we can say what we want

[Sonodoit]

Your comment gives me the validity to suggest that you make an argument that holds a little more weight than "oh shut up" and actually sway me to take my argument into a more forgiving perspective.

But you won't, because of course the YouTube network will determine who is right and who is wrong with the childish 'thumbs up or thumbs down' discrimination.

[thechaos44]

Jesus, sonodoit! calm down! it's just an online site where people can freely share videos and opinions! the thumbs up/thumbs down system allows people to express their feelings about someone else's comment anonymously, there is hardly any discrimination in that. And as for the qoute thing? people have the right to express how funny a certain qoute is according to them. It's called personal freedom, so, in the words of Mannike54 "shut up we can say what we want" xx

[LordRylius]

It's easily solved by not reading the comments before you finish watching the episode.

[mjmanning123]

Wow, you're a bit testy, aren't you? Have a glass of wine and watch it again. Don't be such a grumpy guss with the profanity.

[Pontius666]

I truly love the dialogue between Bill and Dylan in this scene!

[rightredbln]

does any one know who composed the music?

its really good. especailly on this clip at like 2mins 25 or something.

bernards a poet haha

[happychump]

excellent!

[ntnightmares]

thanks so much for uploading I'm poorly so too lazy to seek out my dvds :) I love this program...

[thepplofcrazyland]

but im doing nothing im jus strolling up the beach with my discreetly pregnant brazillian girfriend

[gothkid6969]

There in my kong hong house OH NO!!!!

[minervamcgonagall86]

this is fabu - can we have more pleeeease? *puppy dog eyes*

[scati1971]

Dylan moran is sooooo sexy

[chrisvongrimm]

what did he say at 2:15?

[ladylabret]

mistique's probably quite nice, but.. (i think he said that..) :)

[bamrocks00]

"i havent said this to anyone before okay but your gonna have to get a job" man Bernard is my favorite character on the show

[windweaker]

Drunken moran rambling.. ace

[bodes21]

Bwaaahahahahahah

Get a job.

[Sirona]

Thanks for uploading these!

[Nat7xx]

Aww bless that lil kid...Isnt Bernard a bastard..Love it!! xx

[chopin65]

Yes! Get a job brat!

[taposthechi]

lololol

[Renazie]

Love it.