I have to look at this from time to time as it makes me laugh so much. My favourite funny man, Mark really hits the spot, so observant. The outfit, the expressions everything about him. Get his programmes back on television PLEASE!
the idiots in the audience crying signify the end of the human race as a rational, forward thinking, progressive species. The fact that there are people who take Marcs character seriously (he's fucking brilliant by the way) dooms humanity.
I've seen this so many times that Ive almost learned all his lines. Head horse laying next to him... That wrinkly monkey sucking her own tits OMG laugh my ass off!!!!
not exactly-- yes, the gaggle of girls got it, but lots of people got it, and were politely trying not to laugh, too--they got it, at 1:53, 2:03 and 2:37, for example.
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that was the most screwed up way of saying "goodbye"! the whole video was a joke, but to end it like that just blows the whole thing away. what the fuck..
this is my fave sketch that he does,i remember watchin this a couple of yrs wen i wa at school and used to just laugh telling my mates bout it i so wish it was back on. i just couldnt keep a straight face if that was me
He was very funny but he fucked up his Johnathan Ross interview, he used all the same jokes that he'd used in the series, and the audience and Ross noticed - that was the end of Shirley Ghostman.
I only remember it slightly but I think Marc Wooton is hilarious but I do vaguely remember the interview being cringeworthy what did he say that got people so offended again?
So wrong but so funny-I can't help laughing everytime I see this-especially at the bit where he says 'hello' as Dodi lol. Brilliant show, I wish they'd make more
quite possibly one of the funniest things i've ever seen. i literally fell off the sofa with laughter when i first saw this. bring back shirley ghostman!!!
Shame the rest of the Ghostman programme wasn't as magnificent as the bits with Shirley in them. The rest of it was embarrassingly crap. This was one of the best bits though. Genuinely hilarious.
this was my fav tv programe when it was on i loved it and i remember this episode it made me piss myself lol what ever happend to shirley ghostman. Mark Wootton bring him back coz he reminds me of my nate nathan lol xxx
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
abcdefg97579 2 weeks ago
One of the best shows ever created! I miss it so much.
mloon78 2 months ago
perfect, guy's a legend
SovereignFOTL 2 months ago
"...the lovely funeral what you done on me."
DrChalkwithering 3 months ago
I have to look at this from time to time as it makes me laugh so much. My favourite funny man, Mark really hits the spot, so observant. The outfit, the expressions everything about him. Get his programmes back on television PLEASE!
demise234 4 months ago
An excellent parody.
MeOnStuff 5 months ago
Brilliance
LIGHTWEIGHT91 5 months ago
Wtf! Is this crap? Lol!
dtorres21013 6 months ago
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Very bad taste.
TheHartlepoolgirl 6 months ago
Very bad taste.
TheHartlepoolgirl 6 months ago
@TheHartlepoolgirl how do you know what the queens tits taste like...? nay matter.
sam261007 1 month ago
@TheHartlepoolgirl
Bad taste?
No.
RedRoosterRoad 1 month ago
do this people not know this is a joke? are you kidding me?
MsLAB24 9 months ago
''Lady Di wot died''
joesoap81 10 months ago
@joesoap81
haha
niloh96 10 months ago
1:10
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
'Ehlloo'
jimbodtp 10 months ago
This is superb !
nickv1 11 months ago
I will never get tired of watching this. So funny!
cejka30 1 year ago
Amazing, does anyone have the vid of shirley on friday night with jonathan ross? It was epic
lennon911 1 year ago
EPIC!!!
chaosphobia 1 year ago
Fantastic ! Bring this back !
MrKnightboy2000 1 year ago
friggin' hysterical. great expressions from the congregation.
weeyindel 1 year ago 3
Hey is that Mellows fans in the audience lol
womblediehard 1 year ago
ha ha that guys nuts ha, he was brilliant in the series my new best friend. ha ..............
braveheart576 1 year ago
marc wootton = underrated
josso1 1 year ago 3
Shushe
tku28 1 year ago
It's payback time for Queenie.
redheadedgolem 1 year ago
Pshffffffff Ha-lo!
Booshie321 1 year ago
1:05 Hello! So, so funny.
plangley33 1 year ago 2
i dont get why he isnt a huge star, he's hilarious and has a massive set of balls for the shit he does!
Booshie321 1 year ago
I would like shoooooshy ;D
ariesscorpiorising 1 year ago 3
so wrong - but soooo right!
jsidiropoulou 1 year ago
the idiots in the audience crying signify the end of the human race as a rational, forward thinking, progressive species. The fact that there are people who take Marcs character seriously (he's fucking brilliant by the way) dooms humanity.
bananafence 1 year ago
I've seen this so many times that Ive almost learned all his lines. Head horse laying next to him... That wrinkly monkey sucking her own tits OMG laugh my ass off!!!!
lioneyes00 1 year ago
BRILLIANT!
strgyn 1 year ago
OH MY GOD!! HHHAAAAAA HA HA HA!!
IdaSputum 1 year ago
I fucking love the bit when he says 'Hello' in that croaky voice :D
warriorofwrestling 1 year ago
brilliant, laugh out loud hilarious...
SmashtheNWO 1 year ago
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THE funniest thing I have seen in ages! Genius!!
vivster7 1 year ago
THE funniest thing I have seen in ages! Genius!!
vivster7 1 year ago
Shirley Ghostman vs The Pope.
dan32113 1 year ago
ahahaha
jitterbug121 1 year ago
"sucking her own tits"
Priceless.
vangoch999 1 year ago
Very funny...... Marc's La La Land is just brilliant...
joncolohan 1 year ago
OMG that was sick but I loved it lol
TraceyMariexx 1 year ago
bbc i player has the new series with shirley in it called la la land
MrSpoonage 1 year ago
That's so funny : )
tinghaling 1 year ago
Shushy everyone. She's connecting with Lady Di what died.
antistar1000 1 year ago
Fecking funny! Am loving the new La la land too!
pieman3007 1 year ago 3
I gunna get myself some of that 'shushi' any minute now! Love you Shirley: Love you Mark W.
If you like this, catch his series 'My new Best Friend': comedy at its cringiest best!!
1960gal 1 year ago
Crying with laughter - just lent the dvd to someone at work... this is comedy gold
dizzy67 1 year ago 2
"eLLL OH"
lmao + lol & rofl
1878EFC2008 1 year ago
"what you done on me" lol
johnvile 1 year ago
Just the best.
gregster29 1 year ago
oh god. LOL This was just as bad as the michael jackson seance ;p
very funny!!!
sussexking 1 year ago
"Remember despite what the press say Shirley is not a gaylord, just a tad camp."
Jerome112 1 year ago
"im coming to you from the netherworld, what i rule" Lady Di.....haha
ndgreenaway 1 year ago
haaaamaaaaaazing.
all hail
lux4trip 2 years ago
to thank you all for the lovely fumeral what you done on me.
AdamPacitti 2 years ago
OMG!!!! LOL! This is brutal.
lanser87 2 years ago 2
Loved this, so glad I can see it again!!!
mrssymons 2 years ago
LMAO when shirley does the husband ''hello'' :L :L
jordanmcpartland 2 years ago 3
shirley come to ireland, we are waiting.
zen465 2 years ago
This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen on video. "I'd like shushy." -- cracks me UP!
mikeyirish1967 2 years ago 3
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@mikeyirish1967: Wow. Really? This is the most unfunniest thing I've seen in the longest time.
aavindraa 2 years ago
I sooo loved this program when it was first shown - it is years ahead of it's time!!
romanaveratrelundar 2 years ago 4
Brilliant! Just brilliant!
curranchris 2 years ago 3
only the gaggle of girls near the end got the joke.
porridgeeveryday 2 years ago
not exactly-- yes, the gaggle of girls got it, but lots of people got it, and were politely trying not to laugh, too--they got it, at 1:53, 2:03 and 2:37, for example.
falstaffswims 2 years ago
this just makes me cry laughing,bring back shirley ghostman.mark wootton you are a legend.
stacey41581 2 years ago 12
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that was the most screwed up way of saying "goodbye"! the whole video was a joke, but to end it like that just blows the whole thing away. what the fuck..
vicx05 2 years ago
isent it brilliant wud have loved to be at one of those shows.
zen465 2 years ago
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Is this shit a joke?
Seriously.
Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!
ginge51 2 years ago
Yes, it's a joke.
ujustgotpwned2008 2 years ago 2
Bring back Shirley Ghostman, this was one of the funniest programs on the BBC. I can't stop laughing when i watch this.
Jerome112 2 years ago 32
@Jerome112
BRING HIM BACK!!!!
BRING HIM BACK!!!!!
UzumakiMatrix 1 year ago
"Cheeky bloody Charlie - you've got to love him" LMFAO!
Jexington80 2 years ago 4
those girls that cracked up when "she" spoke about the Queen in the bath - priceless!
intheTea04 2 years ago 3
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))) fuck you
grecuonline 2 years ago
Is this for real???
silentbob82 2 years ago
Shooshy!
scaryflakybiscuits 2 years ago 3
i adore this its brilliant
benfieldneil 2 years ago 3
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I have this brand new cheap on ebay right now
DrUnKeNcOLLEcToR 2 years ago
Fucking classic.
ricolikepal 2 years ago 4
this is my fave sketch that he does,i remember watchin this a couple of yrs wen i wa at school and used to just laugh telling my mates bout it i so wish it was back on. i just couldnt keep a straight face if that was me
Channybomb2009 2 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOO! LEGEND
J3NiiC 2 years ago
22 seconds of this was painful enough -- are you kidding me with this?
Bellrockrocks 2 years ago
It's a spoof, the medium (Marc Wootten) is an actor whereas the audience all think he's a genuine medium.
dazzybabe 2 years ago 3
Oops -- sorry, I guess it's that dry humor that I did not get -- I'm just a dumb Yank!
Bellrockrocks 2 years ago 3
Stupid is as stupid does -- the audience should be slapped and then slap him!
Bellrockrocks 2 years ago
is that Patrick Stewart's voice at the start?
intheTea04 2 years ago 2
I think that as well!
rainharlequin 2 years ago
My dear husband Dodi Fayed.
"Hello"
I laugh everytime I see that bit.
scaryflakybiscuits 2 years ago 4
this might be the funniest thing i've ever seen! i can't stop watching it, gonna have to get the DVD.
danswon 2 years ago 2
Just a tad camp
violator9696 2 years ago
Shooshy!
scaryflakybiscuits 2 years ago
Shirley is soooooo funny. Ive got the dvd set, and have to say, it was worth every penny!!
Adamstanleygoodrum 2 years ago
Hi Mark!
algoyo 2 years ago
OMG!!
evanmonaco 2 years ago
Pissed my sides bigtime
jellis4465 2 years ago
do ppl really believe this lol lol how dumb hes very funny
oldbag699 2 years ago 2
I forgot just how good this is.
Hello!
megonthetube 2 years ago 2
ney matter
cmoouk13 2 years ago
He was very funny but he fucked up his Johnathan Ross interview, he used all the same jokes that he'd used in the series, and the audience and Ross noticed - that was the end of Shirley Ghostman.
AquarianAscent 3 years ago
I only remember it slightly but I think Marc Wooton is hilarious but I do vaguely remember the interview being cringeworthy what did he say that got people so offended again?
J20M07 3 years ago
I'm coming to you from the the Netherworld what I rule with my Dear Husband..... Dodi Fayed ..... "Heh-LOH!"
Luddseven 3 years ago 4
Jesus, the 'Hello' nearly gave me a hernia.
Fucking genius.
holydave 2 years ago 5
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I have this dvd brand new sealed from the U.K. now in the U.S. really cheap on ebay if anyone is interested
bizstarwalker 3 years ago
OMG LOL
HorrorAxe 3 years ago
He just said Layd Di is evil, a robot, and the Queen is a wrinkley monkey LMFAOOOMG
poisonlilyy 3 years ago
Why is the KFC one GONE?? THAT ONE WAS SO FUNNY?? PLEASE UPLOAD IT AGAIN---SOMEONE!! :-o
SHIRELY GHOST MAN CONTACTS KERNAL LMAO
born2ace 3 years ago
I have actaully started crying with laughter!
Funniest thing i have ever seen!
poopoolaroo2 3 years ago 2
LMFAO!!!!!! tyt bt fukin funny as hahaha x
taraxbitch 3 years ago
So wrong but so funny-I can't help laughing everytime I see this-especially at the bit where he says 'hello' as Dodi lol. Brilliant show, I wish they'd make more
warriorofwrestling 3 years ago 3
This is brilliant.."the wonderful fum-eral you done on me"
jamiebrighton1981 3 years ago 2
I remember seeing this advertised at the time but never caught it. Have now, It,s bloody hilarious!
jjturne 3 years ago 2
HE will never get a Knighthood whilst 'Queenie' is still alive lol
Marc Wooten, I fucking love you dude.
fanguk 3 years ago 2
that was amazing
rai8503 3 years ago 2
Jewish Vegan, it's a joke, right?
skladanowski 3 years ago 2
completely tasteless and completely hilarious
cmoouk10 3 years ago 21
This is the funniest piece of comedy. "I caught her in the act of sucking her own tits."
algoyo 3 years ago 4
Shirley's more convincing than derek acorah and even funner.This is so funny .
jellis4465 3 years ago 3
I fell off my sofa when I saw this on Tv first time round...so fucking funny!!!!!!!!
depechemodedude1991 3 years ago 4
OMG
LOVES IT!!
evanmonaco 3 years ago 2
Please bring her back!
UglyGeezer 3 years ago
"Hello" cracks me up everytime!
digimixa 3 years ago 3
That was fucking amazing.
DaishiVI 3 years ago
quite possibly one of the funniest things i've ever seen. i literally fell off the sofa with laughter when i first saw this. bring back shirley ghostman!!!
fruxuries 3 years ago
'Hello'
69michaz69 3 years ago
hahaha lmfao who the hell would believe it though they would have to be an idiot.
Concho56 3 years ago
Shame the rest of the Ghostman programme wasn't as magnificent as the bits with Shirley in them. The rest of it was embarrassingly crap. This was one of the best bits though. Genuinely hilarious.
kalifire 3 years ago 2
this was my fav tv programe when it was on i loved it and i remember this episode it made me piss myself lol what ever happend to shirley ghostman. Mark Wootton bring him back coz he reminds me of my nate nathan lol xxx
sexymcrbitch 3 years ago
I WANT THIS CLIP lmfao
faintwhisper 3 years ago
brilliant!
ntccfc 3 years ago