Message from Scientology to Anonymous

[Intraventian]

Audio log No. 12937...

12:29 PM

11/27/11

Beginning log playback...

"This is Anonymous... We're still awaiting the arrival of Tom Cruise and the UFO's... We have come to speculate the legitimacy of $cientology's threat to us."

[Itachiashtray]

Lulz

[FRI3DBUTT3R]

TOM CRUSE IS COMING AFTER US?!?!?

QUICK! HIDE YOUR ANUS!

[Acharmye]

ROFL Scilons aren't orignial and their going to sic the UFO's on Anon. Why are you ruining Akbar's name by combing it with Tomdolf Cruisler's

[Michaelslash09]

haha funny

[AnonymousDelta]

"Leaders"?

"Headquarters"?

You don't know shit, obviously.

[oreocookie129]

I am not here to harm people but yet here to destroy sony and playstation we are helping not destroying this is anonymous.:)

[justin12399]

Haha those Hamsters are amusing.

[MegaBabyfunk]

hahahahahahahahahahaha my great laguh of the day 1 anonynous have no leader and ufos .... XP WTF?!

[R3V0Lution1O]

long life anonymous.

we are win :)

[Armyboypyro]

ha ha fucking windows vista, god damn fucking scientology ha ha

[shota541]

HEIL ANONYMOUS!!

[RavenRayne1981]

I seriously doubt this is really from the Church of Scientology. If it is this would seriously damage their oh so precious PR. Plus the whole Tom Cruise bs. Come on, they could have tried a little harder to make it sound real. It don't matter, because Anonymous is awesome!

[AnonNumberZero]

@RavenRayne1981 It's OBVIOUSLY a fucking joke. Idiot.

[RavenRayne1981]

@AnonNumberZero You are the fucking idiot. I was pointing out the fact that it is a fake video because there are people here commenting like it is really from them. But just goes to show how stupid you really are, poser.

[laurids2007]

fuck Scientology! fuck the faggot Cruise! hope anonymous fuck you all, bastards! I support anonymous!

[TELEFOON87]

HAHAHA yeah that was funny

[7Epitaph]

Tom Cruise Akbar

New slogan.

[ZetStudios]

such fools

[sterlingtolman]

rofl

[adamtequalsgreat]

hmm, something tells me this isn't meant to be taken seriously...

[TheDiaperteen]

xD xD xD

[scarabix3D]

windows vista. Stopped listening there.

[wenstynemusic]

Vista LMAO

[ANON190MOUS]

whats With the Hamsters!?!

[ANON190MOUS]

There are no leaders for Anonymous.

[b11brabea]

The fact that some of you all are taking this video seriously makes me worry for the future of the human race.

[Bakasaur]

Windows Vista eh? Real, no wonder the alien's gave it to you, they wanted to show you just how ignorant and immature you are. Little do you know our numbers, and our strength.

We are Anonymous

We Are legion

We Do Not Forgive

We Do Not Forget

Expect Us.

[jjbravo1000]

the people behind the making of this video have not been cleared, we must save them please send any amount of money you can to me and i will save them and get them on the path of knowledge,because we know we know, i challenge every fellow scientologist to send me just one or two dollars and i will get these people cleared.

[Hfajardo97]

GUYS THIS IS AN EFFING JOKE! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. -_- Why are so many of you thinking that this was actually sent to anonymous?... The ending should have given it away even to the worst of the idiots.

[LordZacknafien]

@Hfajardo97 I knew this was a Joke from the start and I still laugh my ass off when i wach this vid XD

[haxxynz]

LOL. windows vista.

[SuperXiao]

Did he say The Leaders of Anonymous? Silly scientology fool.

[mooregger]

I lolled like I haven't lolled for ages. Btw, how are hamsters going to put people's souls into volcanoes?

[ProfSubStandard]

scientology= an hero

[DirectPointingZak]

You Scientology publicity guys sure are dumb !!!!

[TJPProductions]

oh noez windowz vista! the internet is srs bizness

[valor465]

XD SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS IS A JOKE XD IDIOTS

[Druidwolf2]

Ok, wow... You just made a big mistake, nothing stop anonymous because anonymous is an idea, and idea's are free.

[realfirstgear]

WOOT?? ´The Latest Windows Vista Security Software?` Right...

[frunchzz]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Pherioxus]

Who else laughed their ass off?

[starberry2947]

LOL XD

[Cnxr0xxs]

what a bad try :|

[Iamhellhoy]

i like the idiots who

a) think they are part of anonymous

b) don't get that this is a joke

[bud389]

@Iamhellhoy Anonymous are faggots... Prove me wrong.

[piinkraiin]

@Iamhellhoy everybody is a part of the anonymous

[El3m3ntXIII]

@Iamhellhoy heres a simple ?. aside from the joke part.....who and or what do you think anonymous is? its not just one person, there is no leader. and there are simple rules to follow...anyone can join or become apart of this group. obviously...you stay anonymous. if i chose i could be part of anonymous just by creating a profile, a name and following the/a cause. theres no test, theres no id needed, nothing to prove. yes there are dumbasses who claim to be part but are riding the trend wave.

[AnonymousElder]

@Iamhellhoy Anyone is anonymous,

I didn't find it funny so I guess it's a bad joke.

[patrimacc]

@Iamhellhoy

everyone is anonymous. anonymous is everyone

[Zeon707]

This is fucking hilarious.

[taylorntorres]

HAHAHAHA! What a joke! Thats a joke right? Honestly your messing with one of the biggest and most well known hacking legions in the ENTIRE WOLRD! You just screwed them and they always get back people who taunt them.

They are Anonymous,

They are a Legion,

They do not Forgive,

They do not Forget,

Expect Them.

[Zeon707]

@taylorntorres I love how you're taking this so serious. newfag.

[KingMKLA]

Anonymous has no leaders. It has no official videos, it has no headquarters.

They Are Anonymous,

They Are Legion,

They Do Not Forgive,

They Do Not Forget,

Expect Them.

[Sexpistolspower]

I think it's not a real message from scientology. That's too stupid. It could have been wrote by a mentally deficient.

[pikorar]

There are at least 100 thing wrong with this video.

-Having the latest Windows Vista technology doesn't make your computers safe.

-Having lots of money (17 dollars or more) doesn't stop lulz.

-Tom Cruise is a pussy.

-The UFOs you refer to are most likely Frisbees on strings.

-And a video of two mentally handicapped hamsters on a wheel doesn't make you seem intimidating.

[TOPcrus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gigantorex]

I rofl'd

[shyko95]

LOL.

[yupitsmaple]

Trololololololol, I thought this was a seriouse video and then i luled when winblows vista security came about

[NevilleRhysBarnes]

Lol.

[texlyon]

Anonymous dont got leaders-.-

[xMaduzikillerx]

ha ha dont make us laugh ron hubard lulz

[imjello1]

For a second i thought this was fake, but then i realized it is scientology 0_o

[clementeen]

Fuck the church of scientology! 

[MrHoneysoy]

@clementeen fuck you and stop trolling

[clementeen]

@MrHoneysoy

no thanks, i dont want scientology std's lol. Try fucking Tom Cruise and if your still alive and not disease ridden, then try fucking off. The world doesnt need this stupid fucked up religion and doesnt need waste of space with people who are followers like you in it. So do us all a favour and die

[faustolg]

Great parody!! ROFL!

[MrSheppard1980]

Brilliant parody lol!

[xCamperNx]

w8 do anon have hq ? i tought all anons have their home as hq

[driscollcatholic]

This is a message to all dickhole posers that pretend to be in anonymous.

STFU BITCH

im sick of seeing people be like no we dont have leaders we are anonymous...

its like stfu bitch you didnt even know about that shit till psn got hacked. fuckin posers.plus a real anonymous member would never compromise thier identity on youtube.

pussies.... yeah you slash8915

[slash8915]

There are no "leaders of Anonymous". We don't have leaders because we are not an organization.

[pehden]

@slash8915 um actually anonymous is organized. No leaders but we are organized.

[slash8915]

@pehden never said we weren't. But we AREN'T an organization.

[riseoveruin]

tom cruise is on his way right now hahaha lmao!

[LGclanQS]

hahaha latest windows vista security. And for those of you who didnt realize, this obviously isnt a serious video

[fatherofhumanity]

VISTA IS GAY!!!

[hijokerace50]

THERE ARE NO LEADERS OF ANONYMOUS! :D

[AlphaKiloFive]

Successful Troll is Successful

[merton26]

UFO ARE COMING TO EAT UR SOULZ LOLOLOLOL XD

[blissfullyignorant86]

this was not originated by a Scientologist. any idiot knows tom cruise isn't the leader

[Austinw16]

I may not know alot about comps but even I laughed at the windows vista part

[DragonBallZKai5]

THIS IS HILLARIOUS! XD

[TheOnepoop]

TOM CRUUUUIIIIISE AKHBAR!!!!!

[ScourgeOTG]

This made me lol.

[lollinatrollin]

"To the leaders of anonymous" - good luck in finding them. And another thing.. happy trolling :)

[thelaking100]

In fact forget Tom Cruise they sent some UFO to eat your soul,to put them in volcanoes,

UFO's and Tom Cruise ! there unstoppable !

[thelaking100]

"Out spirituality leader Tom Cruise is coming after you , hes on his way to your headquaters right now"

Believe me you don't wanna fuck with Tom Cruise !.

[MTCoblivsicas12345]

die scientology may tom cruise and your members suffer an eternal death.

[bobisnietmijnnaam]

hahaha this troll is awsome

[Newbkakes]

Knowledge is free

We are legion

We do not forget

We do not forgive

We are Anonymous

Expect us.

[MeepullStewray]

lmfao

[Potatonaught]

the second I heard windows vista I laughed my ass off

[pehden]

@Potatonaught Me to lmfao

[operuneredon]

Tom cruise on mah /b/?!?!?!?

[zzyzxrd666]

Epic hamster fail from 0:33 to 0:36

[Burgerphile]

@zzyzxrd666 lol

[Believe6]

lol just fantastic. really, the latest security from Vista? anybody even with minimal computer epx knows you don't run high end high security servers with vista. so anybody who thinks this is a video from the real "Church" of Scientology is a humorless person. they are basically making fun of them.  and that i have to define it....

[LordAvoc]

@Believe6 LMFAO No shit huh?? This is a funny ass video! You gotta appreciate the whole hamster wheel thing, rather symbolic don't you think?

[699backstab]

very funny

[RAWRnathansaurusrex]

lmao, XD this is amazingly classic lmao

[annie10103]

Fail at the start of the video, Anonymous has NO leaders!!!

[Blakeus]

AHBAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL

[curtisforshaw]

LOL

[JHDiddles12]

Yep, seems legit.

Just like all of those "anonymous" videos with death threats to scientologyists.

Totally not fake.

[snackbackchap]

Lol XD funny vid haha

[Tzadkiel111]

I went poop

[OZ2YOU]

I wonder how many kids really thought this is for real... just saying

[Otobob]

whatya gonna do ? send xenor after me ?

[aton667]

Fools. There are no leaders of Anonymous

What you have seen are simply the ones who have taken action

We are the Anarchy that countless others have failed to attempt over and over

We will never forgive

We shall nevar 4get

We are Anonymous

[Anon10395]

what you don't know is that we have no headquarters.we have no leader.we are many.we are legion.we are anonymous.we do not forgive.we do not forget.expect us.

[eagames008]

this is a joke. right? UFOs eating our souls??

[Gl3nQuagmire]

taunting anonymous is a huge mistake.

[Brett0995]

Holy crap lol to funny . Anonymous prevails!

[TheEbored]

ANONYMOUS RULESSSS!!!

[TheEbored]

lolool windows vista ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hah man you are still on the stone age! please, you cannot catch anyone, these guys are spread all over the world, you guys are a group of what 40, 50 people lol hmmm and they are more then 7000 lolol i think you guys are not going to sleep at night and day untill you have a brain damage lololol

[Drhumiliation]

oh no y farts will never make noise noooo

[schmelzbrot]

Everybody who knows that his soul will be thrown into a vulcano: bring along e silvester rockets!

(And maybe a camera :D )om3

[Windstaah]

hahaha im crying

[Astronaut4478]

Oh no! Tom Cruise! what'll he do, lecture us about movies?

[WhiteDaedric]

"We have the lates Windowns Vista Securety software!" well, then you are fucked...

"We have alien technolgi" OH SHITT!! you are overfucked...

"Tom Cruise is after you" Ok, this start the just be stupuid...

"U.S. AF is vomming to ear your souls!" Get back to the kindergarden... -.-

[Zalrok1]

Scientology still fails. Anonymous will win the war.

[muhaaaxp]

i freakin laughed my ass off

why are there hamsters???

[InsaneRadiation]

Windows?

[1BustedMyth]

ROFL!!!

Which one was Tom?

[WhiteDaedric]

@1BustedMyth The one to the rigth, :3

[1BustedMyth]

@WhiteDaedric , ROL ! I LOVE this videa, best message scientology has ever given!

[108deko]

bahahahahahahahhah, awsome

[furryemo]

anonymous leaders huh? yeah sure.....

[bboyh8sh8shmann]

Anonymous has no leaders! Anonymous has no headquarters! You have vista and therefor you are dead as those loyal followers you starved to death, hung and drowned.

[NuclearWinter20]

lol Xenu

[tartancase]

this is the sort of crap that allows them to win! stop dropping to the lowest coomon denominator and acually create an arguement... swearing...carrying on like imbeciles and mking fun of scientology only enables them to win and makes all detracters look like hillbillies...smarten up.

[desthmoneses]

@tartancase concern troll is concerned

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@SupportWikiLeaks .. You IMBECILIC TroLLs really oughta research your Sources better...LMAO... U boyz are stupider than Dog Shit. And you smeLL far far far far WORSE. Get A Life, ScuMBags. I just LEVELED u FOOLs, as weLL.

Have fun in your Pathetic Life as a Would ~ Be journalist. You have managed to DISCREDIT YouRSeLF...all ova da place. And go back to school, hun. An 8th Grade Education will not get you too far. I suppose a LIFE in PRISON would serve U weLL... afterall, 3 hotz and a cot.

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@SupportWikileaks ... I'm gonna guess and say itz the 8th Grade. The Highest Level of Education you got. Next time hun, please.....Use SpeLL Check. Comprender? Capisch? Rozumiesz?

Go back on my channel, Licky. I posted to ya....that is if you gotz da Gonads.

[LaughinGarry]

Obvious troll is... obvious...

[mastertegm]

cannibal troll?

[xenuisot3]

I fart in your direction

[Anonym0usmessages]

loltastic

[TheGoalSetter]

another lie by Anon

yawn

[mrtocci]

126 people died from UFO soul eatings

[gt024]

ANONYMOUS IS A CHILD MOLESTATION ORGANIZATION. DON'T TRUST THEM!

[simplyanon00]

@gt024 child molestation organization we are aliens from @%!^&&@! yes it is pronounced !%@^(!$!! ...it is pronounced the same way and YAY AKBAR! O_O

fuck you.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

"leaders of anonymous"

I stopped right there

[JellySquirrel]

Hhahaha love this :'D

[chakra25king]

what the fuck is up with the hamsters? lol 

[XLazyPurpleX]

BAHAHAHAHA I thought it was real at first and then I started to lol so hard

[BoaVenom18]

OH NO HE'S COMING TO OUR HQ!!!!! does anyone have the cheat codes?! FUCKING ANYONE!?!?!?!?!

[simplyanon00]

@BoaVenom18 it said "leaders of anon" they will exterminated themselves..it's all cool ;D

[TheeAnonymity]

When will you understand that Anonymous has no leader.

Together by 1 divided by 0.

[paranoid2246]

Scientology. The rich person's religion.

[RICKANDDIANNE]

love it

[Fourteen88SoCal]

our alien technology? hahahahhahahahhahhaahhaahhahaa­ahhahahahhahahhha

[Brenner619]

lol'd obvious troll is obvious :)

[EvasiveTony]

Newfags everywhere. He's trolling, dipshits.

[elfa1996]

trolololo

[jawbraeka]

Windows Vista

Lots Of Money

Alien Technologies

Hampsters on running wheels

Tom Cruise Akbar

Feel the POWER of over 9000 penises raping your scientologist asses

[PrivetCyan]

@jawbraeka HAHAHAHAHAH

[redwv]

We do not have any leaders. SO..TAKE THAT NEWFAG.

[Whatevar11]

I lol'd. :D

[anonymousfollower1]

LOL, hilarious

[KawaitaKokoro]

Alien hamster + Computer Science III = Many technological powerz

[anonwillprevail247]

tom cruis is about as scary as those hamys xD oh im so scared lol bunch uh nutters

[iGotBurnt]

is this a real message or a parody? vista? really?

[roolrr22]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wut

[Kasier2]

lol vista.

[ashirdude]

O SHIT

NOT THE VOLCNO!

ANYTHING BUT THE VOLCNO!

[LLew821]

XENU FOR THE WIN!!!!!1

[Llama0World]

124 people are scientologists

LULZ