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  • this is fun=)

  • A racist JW.

  • DUMB, SPOILED, SLUTTY BITCH - YA KNOW, YOU ACTUALLY MAKE ME WANT TO BE A JEHOPPERS WINKLERIST!

  • Fucking retard, go die.

  • The sad thing is, this satire is not over-the-top, I've had to go door-to-door with a Filipino sister; At first, fascinating, but then.... Thoughts about the Resurrection after running in front of 50 mph traffic, getting splattered, whatever it took to take me out of my misery... I loved her, but ...

  • @727Phoenix Thank you. I was afraid it might be a bit much, but my family members immediately guessed the person I was imitating (my aunt from Thailand), so I felt better about it after that. She REALLY loved Jehovah.

  • @kyriaabrahams It looked like a real person you were spoofing. And you were great! btw Thanx for your book- I got it at a time when I saw nothing funny about what I went through. You helped a lot! Now I'm thinking of writing an autobiography. Satire, probably. The thought of me being chased down the street by real-life smurfs might make others laugh!

    btw, it felt wierd when you described the assembly hall I went to my whole childhood. But you were south of Natick, I was north. Sorry I missed u!

  • That was mean

  • I just read like thirteen pages of straight immature trolling. What the hoot?

  • Shut up

  • Can i join konspiracykid and you on this big night out....

  • Can we go on a night out please? Six of whatever you're drinking, a couple of pills, some ket, back to mine for a smoke, then a couple more pills, thenthe Public talk, some more ket, then the Kingdom Ministry? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! A big fan from England x

  • She cracks me up!! I think I'm in love!!!

  • OMG my wife is a JW and she has some Philipino friends that come over and i swear you pegged it here LOL BTW im so far from a witness LOL

  • Huh? lol.

  • Well well well, you would think I am impressed but Im not.I fully expected you to have some dumbass job. I guess ur womans already got herself a pimp, consider becoming hers if, that way you can try and change her client base, instead of the homeless she can work with the mentally challenged!!

  • Sorry, both me and the woman retired from the pimping business when your mom died of syphilis.

  • @EelSacul Tell me how does my mum dying of syphilis and you and ur skank stopping ur trade have to do with each other?? I dont see the connection, explain it to me like I'm a kid.

  • @MrOribear We were both of your mom's pimps. Maybe that's why you smoke so much pot, you wanna forget about how you can't find your pappy.

  • @EelSacul Considering my old lady died 24 years ago and ur skank being 23 kinda makes ur story a little less believable. MMhh maybe that was my pappy. One of them died just cant remember which.Ur insults are getting better, ur still a dumbass though!! That will never change!!

  • Yup. Pedobear was Vanned! Woohoo!!!

  • @EelSacul I am still waiting for the pigs to rock up to my house? Seems to me ur threats are empty!! I havent been B(V?)anned so ur reporting of me was a waste of time now wasnt it.

  • @MrOribear Not really, I got some pretty choice quotes from you. I've got you admitting that you smoke pot and chat with underage Asian women. Cops or not, you're a sicko. 

  • @EelSacul How does smoking pot make me a sicko? I dont chat with underage asian woman and you can keep my quotes as long as you dont use them and claim them as ur own. Morons like urself do that alot.Im done with you now, so give my love to ur woman(i know all my friends have) and get bent!!

  • @MrOribear You just admitted you chatted with underaged Asian women below. That's why you're a sicko. BTW, I just got a new job.

  • @EelSacul Well good for you moron,i guess you'll no longer be leeching off society. Still constantly asking "would you like fries with that" wouldnt be so bad for you,being a dumbass its most likely the only job you would get, apart from collecting shopping trolleys that is. Maybe one of those lolliepop men who direct traffic at schools, dont need alot of education for that.

  • @MrOribear Actually, I have two jobs now. Both, I do admit are menial (Door to door salesman/grocery sampler) but they pay the bills and they help me to save up for tuition. BTW, there's a lot of Post Secondary Education Option students at my school so you'd feel at home at my school.

  • @MrOribear I actually have two jobs now, neither of them would hire you because violent, sexist, ephebophilic junkies would scare customers.

  • If MrOribear doesn't respond in the next few hours, I know he's been V& and will never bother us XJWs again.

  • @EelSacul WTF?? So because i dont get on utube everyday means I am banned does it? Real logical thinking there dipshit. Pedobear, i like it. You wanna call me pedobear I'm cool with that.I am not surprised you are unemployed. and yeah you would have to be a lazy shit not to be working.Anyman who can use a shovel will never be short of work.My guess ur hands are soft and you have never done a decent days work with them.The blisters on ur hands are from masturbating!!

  • " I took a cooking class once from a world renowned chef, does that make me an expert in cooking?"

    No, it means you can tell good cooks from bad cooks. You're not a good cook... err. fighter.

  • @EelSacul Even ur woman has workers hands and knees, she gets them by being on our fours in dark alley ways and under bridges servicing the homeless. How the hell do you if i am a good fighter or not? Gotto say dudette I have had many dicussions with dumbasses and you rank in the top five.

  • I think I got him V&!

  • Pedobear has yet to respond.....  I guess the police arrived at his door and I don't think he's going to be bothering us anymore.

  • @EelSacul No dumbass I had visitors that werent the pigs. God you can dribble shit, so you took a self defence seminar am I meant to be impressed? I took a cooking class once from a world renowned chef, does that make me an expert in cooking? You dumbass americas think the marines are the best. The world laughs at ur marines.The only things they marines excel at is the rape and torure of innocent civilians!! Seems thats all they do in foreign countries!!

  • I took a self defense seminar from a member of the USMC and I trained in some hand to hand techniques from a regular infantryman. The USMC person is miles ahead of anyone. Unless you're a pro fighter or an 8th degree black belt in BJJ Hwarangdo, Systema or Krav, you will automatically lose against somebody in the USMC.

    And since you claimed you are an ex SAS member (Which will put you at the youngest to about your late 20s or early 30s), you signed your own warrant for arrest.

  • Oh, and you just admitted to talking to a 16 year old woman on a sexually provocative website! Are you seeing this, South Australia State Police!?

  • Hail the mighty MrPedobear. Smarter than a Harvard Grad. Stronger than a Marine. Quicker than a TKD blackbet. More immune to the law than the President of the USA! Is it a bird, is it a plane? No! It's MrPedobear! He's blessed by God, hence, his super powers!

  • What a wanker you are, do you honestly think the cops are gunna track me down and come to my house and issue me with a 50 dollar fine for having a pipe and a bit of weed.Moron here its is decriminalised, so we only get fined for anything under a pound.Shit even having 4 plants is just a fine.Learn to research fuckwit instead of assuming everything!!

  • @MrOribear Oh, I know about SA marijuana laws. They're very liberal indeed.. but the cops over there aren't. The cops now know you as a target and anything you do from now on will get you in hot water. They may just harass you just so they can get to your dealer. Again, your dealer may not be too pleased.

  • @EelSacul You dumbass, i dont have a dealer moron I have home grown and as it turns out I dont care whether I am busted for growing or not.Been there done that and paid the fine.So please go spend ur money contacting the pigs and dob me in. Infact say hello to them for me, me and the drug squad know each other quite well.they busted me 3 times in a row a few years back, bastards smoked most of the weed before it went to court!!

  • @MrOribear And now you just admitted to the entire world how the police force in your town are corrupt. The state police will not be too happy with this and many heads will roll.

  • @EelSacul dream on nancy boy. What makes you think I give a rats ass what the cops think or whether they are happy. As far as them being corrupt goes all you have to do is do some reaserch and see how the manger of the drug squad was jailed for 20 years for having his own plantation and using his position to wipe out his competition!!

  • @MrOribear You will give a rat's ass. You see, when cops are pissed off at people revealing their corruption, they don't admit defeat very nicely. They take down the people that brought them down, which in this case, includes you. Now, seeing how you cavort 16 year old women and grow illegal amounts of drugs, this sort of makes you too much of a risk to be free in the community. You can say goodbye to your weed plants, goodbye to your freedom and goodbye to your reputation.

  • @EelSacul Now ur calling her a 16 year old woman, make up ur mind, either shes jail bait or shes a woman. Cant have it both ways moron!! Can you possible get any dumber??

  • @MrOribear "16 year old woman, make up ur mind, either shes jail bait or shes a woman" Now you're using amphibulous language to defend your position.

  • @EelSacul I admitted talking to a 16 year old did I?? Where did I do this?? Not that it worries me coz I have spoken to countless 16 year olds before. Im just curious where i said i have spoken to one or was that another one of ur assumptions you uneducated dumbass yank!!

  • @MrOribear "I admitted talking to a 16 year old did I?? " "Please moron turn me into a encyclopedia dramatica entry. BTW dickhead she was 16years old and it wasnt a child porn site and my comments werent disrespectfull.DUMBASS"

  • @EelSacul amphibulous language OMG is the dumbass yank trying to use an intelligent word, I am suprised, usually dumbasses like you use these kinds of words alot sooner than you have!! I guess ur a bit slow!!

  • @MrOribear I'm going to bed, It's 2 o clock here in my part of the States and I have to move my car, apply for a job and pay a parking fine. Just remember, 16 will get you 20, 18 will get you 69, 2.2 of 420 will get you 5-10 and 1914 will get you in a Catch 22.

  • @EelSacul MMhh so ur an unemployed bum? Dont stress Most dumbasses are!!The way you think I thought you werent old enough to get a licence! Parking fine, wonder if ur "safe and prepared legal system" would jail you if you dont pay it and register you as a parking offender.maybe i should make a video about you and ur parking offence, I will be mentioning ur car was made in the last few years and is still a minor!! May ur dreams be of being beaten by Kung Fu Panda Bears!!

  • @MrOribear So what if I'm unemployed? Just because I'm unemployed doesn't mean I'm lazy. In fact, I'm typing to you right now from a workforce center where I just applied for 3 jobs. And I paid off my parking fine too, on my 20 year old car. You seem like a bloke who tries to hide his insecurities about being a man and fitting in as a JW by insulting other people and women in particular. Actually, you sound just like Curtis Thompson, Pedobear. Maybe that's why you're sticking up for him.

  • I find it laughable that you think you are strong and skilled enough to fight an ITF trained blackbelt

    youtube(dot)com/watch?v=1iNpsG­zVlGQ&feature=related

    Or an Australian Marine

    youtube(dot)com/watch?v=pEOVMj­_vO_0

    The courts are going to laugh at you once this case goes to court.

    Ta Ta, MrPedobear

  • @EelSacul dickhead Australia doesnt have marines moron, you really are an uneducated fool arent you.Being smarter than a harvey grad and being stronger than a marine isnt that hard, most aussie kids could do it. Ur insults like pedobear are so typical of a moron. Cant beat me with truth and intelligence so you resort to having to lie.Thats ok though coz I have come to expect that from you american dogs!!

  • @MrOribear

    "Australia doesnt have marines moron, you really are an uneducated fool"

    Yeah, they're all bunched into the UK marine force. And the British Royal Marines are probably some of the baddest people on earth. For you to say you can take on a marine with little to no training would be like me saying I can beat Lance Armstrong in the tour de france because I take my BMX out on the local dirtjumps every summer.

  • @EelSacul Actually dickhead Australia doesnt have a lot to do with the bristish marines, we have more to do with the dumbass yank ones, which is good coz i can hunt them!!

  • You can do jack shit to a marine and you know it, flyboy. You're a part of your country's Air Force. Last time I checked, hand to hand wasn't stressed in any Air Force like how it's stressed in the USMC. Anybody whose name isn't "Lesnar" "Lidell" "Machida" or "Rampage" would probably die at the hands of somebody who is in the USMC.

  • which constitutes as "trafficking" in SA. If you just have weed for personal use, the cops will still investigate these webpostings and will probably probe you for who your supplier is, seeing how you engaged in an activity that skirts the law. Your dealer may not be too pleased.

    If the party bus doesn't come after you, your dealer will.

  • @EelSacul Having a large amount of pot doesnt constitute "trafficking" you uneducated dumbass.Does everything that comes out of ur mouth just shit. The cops wont do shit you fuckwit, dont you think I have been reported before?? I have been reported hundreds of times and yet I am still here.You are such a fucking wanker!!

  • So let's get this straight, you have no respect for women, you smoke dope, and you oggle underage women but yet you persecute those who bash ex members of a church you claim to not attend or patronize. You sir, are a winner.

  • @EelSacul ur ignorance and ur stupidity are showing again. I have respect for intelligent,moralistic women,who doesnt? but i have no respect for bitches like ur woman.I can only imagine what kind of skank goes out with a wanker like you. You little boy, are a loser big time!!

  • "her site and checked out her age and what I wrote."

    I don't go on porn sites, silly. I'm using my Father In Law's computer and I wouldn't dare disrespect his daughter and his computer by looking at porn on his computer.

    It doesn't surprise me that a potheaded creep like you would look at barely legal Asian women though, seeing how you have so little respect for women.

  • @EelSacul Why wont you disrespect her,she disrespect you.Shes the one sneaking behind ur back and heading off to the local footy teams locker room to "please" the boys every few nights. Could of swore she was there last night. Her moans and groans are quite unique, she sounds just like a 2 dollar whore. I might be wrong she might of been down at the local homeless shelter pleasing the men there. She does around alot!!

  • @MrOribear "Local footy teams". Considering that I live in the USA where organized soccer is all but nonexistent amongst males of sexual maturity and she does too, that's highly unlikely. And you call us stupid.

  • @EelSacul Do they play soccer dumbass in the good ole USof A? coz thats known globally as football and you being so clever at backing up ur data should know this, so yeah you and ur canine companion are stupid!! USofA land of the uneducated moron and home to the dumbass!!

  • @MrOribear We play soccer in the USA but we don't call it "footy". Also, in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, South Africa, Scotland, Samoa, in Rugby, UK and Ireland, they call the game soccer too, to differentiate between the local popular codes of football in those countries.

  • @EelSacul Listen dumbass if i wanted ur opinion I would beat it out of you!!

  • @MrOribear My whitebelt students who have studied for 3 weeks can probably kick your ass.

  • @EelSacul hahhahhhahhahha!! Dumbass, if you have done ur research on me dickhead you would of learnt that I am an ex SAS soldier.Thats right nancy boy,one of the few things I have actually devulged thats personal truth on utube. Ur little white belts students would last as long as you would against me.Think about it dipshit.I pick fights with people I must know how to handle myself wouldnt you say?

  • @EelSacul Im assuming coz you have white belts students that ur a martial arts instructor, a black belt perhaps.Cool I have been in fights with black belts before and there no competition,they fight like girls, like umm marines thats it. Weak pissants like marines and we all know how tough they are!! Ur boring me now nancy boy, perhaps you could make ur video and give me a good laugh!!

  • @MrOribear LOL! You think you can fight a Marine!? A fucking marine!? These guys are trained to kill with their bare hands (So am I, but not to that extent) and you think you can take on a Marine!? Wow. Not only are you a pervert, you're delusional too.

    Maybe your bunkmate might be a marine.

  • @EelSacul Again ur moron, what you dont think SAS soldiers do hand to hand combat? I have my doubts that ur a black belt and i am sure you use ur hands for looking into a mirror and pulling ur own dick.I have never claimed to fight like a marine,why would I, they fight like schools girls and i do think i can take on a marine I have taken and beaten more marines than I care to remember.Not only are you are dumbass ur girlfriends a skank!!

  • BTW, you're 42 years old.

    Living 42 years hasn't taught you how to become a skilled liar.

    You first mention this:

    "What words did I say to a legal aged asian girl that makes me a sex offender."

    Then you follow it up with this:

    "It doesnt a genius to look at my name in google and see for urself that i havent been on asian porn sites you dumbass.God do you people get any dumber"

    Just get out of here before I turn you into an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.

  • @EelSacul Again fuck you are dumb!! Just coz some moron claims I am 42 dont make it the truth. I have been told I am anywhere between 15 and 80.fact is you dont know and I myself have also stated to dumbasses that I am anywhere between 15 and 80.So before you start stating assumptions as fact meathead try do some logical thinking. Please moron turn me into a encyclopedia dramatica entry. BTW dickhead she was 16years old and it wasnt a child porn site and my comments werent disrespectfull.DUMBASS

  • @MrOribear What the hell are you doing oggling 16 year old girls anyway!? Isn't the age of consent in South Australia 17 years old?

  • @EelSacul Maybe dickhead I am 17 ,making it perfectly legal, or am I just lying to another dumbass. So tell me dickhead, how does ur "smart and prepared" legal system account for this.In one state its 16 making it legal and another 17 making it a child sex offence. Ur a such a dumbass!!

  • You're 17? I guess the South Australia State Police will prove you're 17 years old because I'm going to forward them this transcript. If I don't hear back from you in about 10 years, I'll assume the party van caught you.

  • @EelSacul Cool, you gunna report me are you soft cock, good for you but sadly its all be done before and you know how many times the pigs have been here, well lets just say NEVER. I would have to look at child porn or try to convince a kid i wanna have sex with them before they would come and thats just not gunna happen. Im not into watching kids have sex.Dumbass!!

  • @MrOribear Dude, to say that vid of you with that underaged looking Asian woman isn't sexual in nature is kind of a stretch. Most jurisdictions take even the hint of sex offenses QUITE SERIOUSLY. By the end of this week, you might be seeing serious jailtime and that website may be shut down. And to boot, your statements where you condoned the JWs sheltering Curtis Thompson will be used against you in a court of law if this thing ever gets prosecuted.

    Point. Set. Match.

  • @EelSacul Dudette, ok moron lets make a bet, I bet I am still here in say a months time and nothing you do will get me removed from utube and that I will still be a "free" man. If thats the case you take ur dumbass attitude and you delete ur channel and leave utube. If i am in jail and my channel deleted I will get word to you and you can rejoice by doing ur bitch doggy style to ur hearts content.Sound fair dickhead??

  • @MrOribear You won't be a free man, but not because you talk to underaged women, but rather, you just fucking admitted to doing another illegal activity. You said you're a pot smoker, is that so? Well cannabis usage in South Australia is illegal and depending on the amount you have, you can face felonly conviction. Seeing how you're a seasoned pot smoker, you probably have lots of paraphernalia in your house.  You probably have a larger than personal amount (Continued)

  • @EelSacul Tell me what part of the video or anything i said to this girl issexual in any way.I mean did i propersition her, or make lewd remmarks to her, what exactly did i say to this girl that leads you to believe its a child sex offence!! QUITE SERIOUSLY ur a fuckwit!! Since when is stating my belief on Jesus' words on forgiveness and loving thy neighbour condoning a child sex offender, explain that to me??

  • Now even if everything I said could be disproved, you're still a tool How dare you call my girlfriend a tramp without even meeting her. You claim that the JW way is the best way, yet you look at porn, smoke pot and insult people as well as call women "Tramps".

    But then again, I always make sure to back up my data with references, which is something you don't do. My girlfriend isn't a sexually curious preteen Asian woman like your "girlfriend" is. So watch it, bearfucker.

  • @EelSacul haha you back up ur data do you?? Thats really funny,if you werent such a dumbass you would know that you dont.Lets take this video for example.If you back up ur data like you claim you do why havent you been to her site and checked out her age and what I wrote.Did you do a google search on me and find these child porn sites that I have visited. Of course you havent coz if you did you wouldnt be saying you back up ur data!!

  • Doesn't look edited to me. It doesn't surprise me that such a hateful, disrespectful, psychotic man is hopped up on marijuana, calls women he barely knows "tramps" and has no respect for a young woman's innocence.

    To boot, you're also a liar. If you don't go door to door or have anything to do with the Jehovah's Witnesses, why are you taking their side? Are you a failed witness or just a crafty liar?

    BTW, are you my old friend from the yahoo chat room Bearz? I'm Sponge_Bob

  • @EelSacul Well then ur a beyond help. Coz it is edited.Either ur really dumb(and i suspect this is the case) or you need glasses, coz its obvious but hey, if you wanna believe i looked at underaged porn sites then so be it,but dont you think utube or the cops might be interested in me if I did? All BS aside my comments to the asian chick where harmless and she wasnt underaged,if you did ur research you would know this. BTW ur a dumbass. I could never be friends on anything with a dumbass!!

  • More info on MrOribear.. I found out why he is so sympathetic to Sex offenders: He's a Sex Offender himself!

    youtube(dot)com/watch?v=R4jGoY­s2a04&NR=1 He looks at underaged Asian Pr0n! 

  • @EelSacul Now to be label a sex offender one would need to commit a sex offence so again dumbass, what offence have I committed and to whom? You never bothered looking at the asian girls video did you? You just saw the witches video and assumed it was the truth. Like all statements you read something make a decision which is totally without thought.You are such a moron and so unbelievable dumb!!

  • @MrOribear This is why ur predictable.I have had thousands of heated discussions with dumbasses like urself.The first thing they do is get help for someone they know or they use false ids.They do this because they are losing the debate,yet still claim they are winning.Then they do a search find this video and jump on it. But if they bothered to do a bit of research they would learn that the video is BS,thus preventing them from using the video and looking like tools!!

  • I found out that Mr. Oribearz is a lapsed witness who smokes marijuana and spends his time defending a faith he's been booted out of or simply was too socially misfit to be in. If the JWs aren't good enough for him to be in, why is he trying to tell us how good his favorite faith is? He's a hypocrite. End of story.

  • @EelSacul haha god I love how you morons are so predictable. You should really do ur research dumbass before you open ur mouth. Ok moron heres ur chance to prove Im a sex offender.Firstly, I must say ur girlfriends a dumbass tramp but more insulting of her later. What words did I say to a legal aged asian girl that makes me a sex offender.Shouldnt be hard for you dumbass, you have been watching witch channels and we know how truthful they are.What actions of mine makes you say Im a sex offender

  • @MrOribear, EelSacul is the only man I've had sex with in my whole life. How am i a tramp? I didn't have sex until I was 21. Btw, it is a felony to look at under aged p0rn sites. That's what makes you a sex offender. Btw, don't ever tell anyone how to live their lives when your a drugged up under aged p0rn addict. How about finding p0rn sites of women OVER 18... Obviously a pervert

  • @R0ckMusicL0v3r hahah you dumbass, look at the video carefully tramp, if you had a brain in ur head you would see that he edited the porn sites in. It doesnt a genius to look at my name in google and see for urself that i havent been on asian porn sites you dumbass.God do you people get any dumber? If it was an underaged porn site dont you think the cops would be kicking my door down? Its not like I havent been reported to utube, if i had done something illegal do you think I would still be here

  • @R0ckMusicL0v3r Obviously ur not too bright urself, which explains why you were a virgin for so long and the fact that hes the only man(sic) that you have ever been with can be easily attributed to you being an ugly skank. tell me gutter trash, how old am I, and what makes me a pervert? I use a herb(weed) for medical purposes, how am I a drug addict? Ur stupidity and ur lack of quality education is blatantly obvious. Ur a tramp because i say you are!!

  • @EelSacul Now lets make something clear moron.I have never been a JW, never been door to door.Yep I smoke marijuana,whats ur point? Dont be saying its a drug coz its a leaf!! Now back to ur dumbass girlfriend. You see I knew it was either you or someone you know that defended ur words.Firstly because Im smarter and dont need anyone defending my words against you and also ur wrong and no rational thinking person could possibly put their beliefs above Jesus' unless they were dumbasses!!

  • And if you fucking insult my girlfriend again, I will copy and paste all of your choice comments and make a video about it. I'll show the entire world how JWs really think and how you think in particular.

    Sorry, Kyria, that I had to bring this elongated debate into this video comment screen.

  • And actually, BMXTomcat/rockmusiclover's my girlfriend. So yeah, she's not exactly neutral.

  • "The services of the Library are also made available, as far as feasible, to UN specialized agencies, *accredited representatives of mass media*, international governmental organizations, affiliated non-governmental organizations, *educational institutions*, *scholars* and *writers*."

    Which means the WT could get access without registering as an NGO.

    Fail

    wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/Dag_Ham­marskj%C3%B6ld_Library

  • i wonder how many half blind retarded maggots would define this funny woman as an apostate

  • There is no evidence that lends to you lying, that's why he's babling rhetoric instead of addressing the facts.

  • @R0ckMusicL0v3r oh great another dumbass, is this another id of urs or what. I have addressed the hypocricies in the statements, how is this babbling the rhetoric? Tell me moron which part of my words are babbling the rhetoric? I have quoted Jesus' words about "loving thy neighbour and forgivness" what part of his message do you believe is also babbling rhetoric.Cant wait for you to explain this one!! DUMBASS!!

  • Oh, and you don't have to register as a NGO to get a simple library card. Any private citizen can do it. However, what you do have to do if you do register as a NGO is to disseminate United Nations propaganda. That's what the hubub is about. BTW, I'm still waiting for DOCUMENTED EVIDENCE that states that I'm lying.

  • @EelSacul oh, and lets get one thing straight.The JW's were part of the UN only because of this library card,they were never part of some decision making process for the UN.Ur attempts to make this into an individual matter is just you throwing off. The JW's joined as a organisation,not as individuals so ur statement about individuals not having to register as a NGO is just useless information thats not relevant to this conversation.Yeah i have to insult you coz ur such a dumbass!!

  • Even money says that oribear can't produce documentation to prove each and every one of my points false, so he's just going to resort to another logical fallacy, most likely a red herring or poisoning of the well. In the end, he'll leave this discussion thinking he's right no matter what the evidence says otherwise. It's common for people to be angry when they find out what they believed in was a farce, especially if they came to the conclusion in a faulty manner. He will soon turn around.

  • @EelSacul Firstly dumbass, ur points that you made about the JW's past I agreed with and at no time did i say you were lying about what you wrote about them. Ur comment "he will soon turn around" It seems ur the one that doing the turning around. First it was ur back flip on ur "smart and prepared" legal system and now its acknowledging that sex offenders can have "proper treatment". Once again proving urself a hypocritical dumbass.

  • ""Love thy neighbour".Does this mean love everyone else except a sex offender,why sex offenders only,isnt there worse crimes?"

    No, but it does mean you don't put the community at risk by letting somebody who is likely to reoffend out in the community again without proper treatment. That's not "Loving thy neighbor". Point, set, match.

    BTW, prove where I'm "lying" about your religion and I'll post an apology video. You don't have to insult me, just post the documentation.

  • @EelSacul Once again you proved what a hypocritical dumbass you really are. Ur own words confirm ur stupidity. Ur words"without proper treatment" So what ur saying if they get "proper treatment" then they should be released back into society. How did you get point set and match with this statement.You did a back flip.If they do the crime and do their time and are released back into the general population then they should have the same rights as any other free citizen.

  • Prove where I lied. Links, documentation and all. Let's see it.

  • Sorry, that should be "The bible itself was Codified by a group of Trinitarians". My challenge still stands. Can you prove any of what I said is false and falsifiable?

  • this cracked me up.  several times.

  • I will release an apology video if any JW can prove any of the following is false:

    The WT allowed and still can theoretically allow convicted Level 3 sex offenders to go to people's doors

    The WT was a member of the United Nations.

    You can find Freemasonry symbols in various WT publications

    The JWs have edited copies of their books to cover up their failed predictions.

    The bible itself wasn't codified by a group of Trinitarians.

    I'm waiting.

  • @EelSacul Do you ever do any authentic research before you open you mouth.Why would you challege a JW to prove ur statement a lie when most witnesses are familiar with their past and know them to be true, if they arent The Proclaimers book answers most of ur statement.So no big suprises there. This just shows me what a dumbass you really are. No substance to ur thinking abilities!!

  • @EelSacul Why dont you tell us in what capacity were the JW's involved in the united nations? Dont rely on ur "reputable news" link,tell us in ur own words. Was it because they were involved in some major decision making process or was it simply a condition of gaining access to a library card? I can and have proved you to be a dumbass!!

  • Here's a reputable news source that states that the WT society used to be a member of the UN before it became public knowledge.

    guardian(Dot)co(dot)uk/uk/2001­/oct/08/religion(dot)world

    Can you come up with factual data to state otherwise or are you going to come up with some cracked, unfalsifiable conspiracy theory to wipe the bleeding obvious?

    BTW, after seeing how you reason, you're best left to calling your religion "The Innuendo" rather than "The Truth".

  • To go more in depth, you attacked the justice system, which you describe as a tool of satan, for letting out thompson, while lauding the virtues of your elders for forgiving a man with an uncurable mental disorder such as aspd but not before you accused eel of lying. Btw,.I am a lapsed lutheran, not a jehovah, nor have I been associated with the jehovahs.

  • @BMXtomcat WTF are you on about? This makes little sense.You should really read ur comments before sending them. I will respond to what i can work out from ur comments. Firstly, who are you to say whats incurable? If it is "incurable" means its a disease,means a cure will eventually be found.As a lutheran, you would be familiar with Jesus words. "Love thy neighbour".Does this mean love everyone else except a sex offender,why sex offenders only,isnt there worse crimes?

  • One more thing moron,ur sec or third statement said and I quote "BTW I thought eel was lying" and you have a go at me? If you bothered to look back at our conversation and see where he lied maybe you wouldnt be such a dumbassTell me something dipshit do you think when Jesus spoke about forgiving one another,do you think he forgot to mention forgiving sex offenders or did he leave it out so we can judge these people on our own No wonder ur a lapsed lutheran,they didnt teach you anything

  • Here is how he owned you.. You resorted to 3 logical fallacies known as ilicit major, special pleading and ad hominem to defend your position.

  • @BMXtomcat haha is the right, so instead of pointing out where he "owned me" you come back with this crap!! I said be specific so lets be specfic. You claim I resorted to 3 fallacies.Why dont you provide the evidence in my comments to prove ur point. Lets start with "illicit major" Put out my comments in which you believe "illicit major" applies!!

  • By the way, you sicko, level 3 sex offenders are uncurable psychopaths that will reoffend. Thats why after their sentances, they are sent to .5way houses. The jws knew he was a level 3 offender and vouched for him anyway. Btw, I thought eel was lying?

  • @BMXtomcat By the way dumbass, a corrupt legal system makes the rules.They are the ones responsible for releasing criminals back into the community. They are the morons who label people into catagories

  • @BMXtomcat By the way dumbass, a corrupt legal system makes the rules.They are the ones responsible for releasing criminals back into the community. They are the morons who label people into catagories. So what if the JW's recommended a sex offender.They were mislead by a conman, same as the jury. Anyone can be mislead. BTW no normal forgiving person would agree with that jackass, my bet is ur eel and using another account to support ur arguement,seen it many mant times before!! Dumbass!!

  • From what I can see, eel owned you and you are trying to nitpick one chink in his story to push a strawman agenda. You are undergoing cognitive dissonence about your church. Continued

  • @BMXtomcat haha ur kidding? Surely there cant be two dumbasses.Must be twins.Tell me moron what part of his conversation do you believe he "owned" me. Be specific. Leave no details out. If you think his lies,assumptions and misinterpretation of facts "owned" me then ur just as thick as he is!!

  • Oribear, people like you are the reason why an innocent woman in Washington is now going to need a lifetime of mental therapy. The Elder body over there knew he was a level 3 sex offender and plead on his behalf, "forgiving" him based on your flawed interpretation of the bible. If you really read your bible like you think you do, you'd read Matthew 10:6 and realize this guy was bad news. Your religion has somebody's blood on his hands. Deal with it.

  • EelSacul, people like you are the reason that Jesus' words are not listened to and obeyed. Ur reasoning is pathetic and ur attempts to place urself above our creator is just down right stupid,not to mention very uneducated.You have sited wrong information and changed ur stance midway through the discussion. Ur judgemental attitude is in direct conflict with those of our creator. All and all ur a moron!!

  • Continued, here's more info on Curtis S. Thomson, serial rapist and killer.

    "Facing the prospect that he would be released in 2003, King County prosecutors filed a civil suit in an attempt to confine Thompson indefinitely under the state's violent sexual predator law. Thompson refused sex offender treatment while in prison, bolstering, it seemed, their case to have him institutionalized." 

    "Thompson didn't undergo a psych treatment program, although he studied with a local JW church".

  • Comments like this is why nobody in their right mind should be a Jehovah's Witness.

    "So what if these people are convicted sex offenders". That's right, you can rape an innocent person, be "forgiven" and then be allowed to go knock on random people's doors after being forgiven, and mainstream JWs won't bat an eye because the convicted sex offender's "forgiven". And folks, that's how Curtis Thomson was allowed to stalk his victims and reoffend.

  • @EelSacul What part of Jesus' words on forgiveness do you not understand? We are taught not to judge people and to freely forgive them of there sins. Who are you to stand in judgement of these people? Who are you to say what happens to these people and what punishment should occur?

  • By the way, it's been proven without a doubt that convicted sex offenders are allowed to preach at people's doors according to JW theology and practice. Curtis Thomson, Daniel Fitzwater and Jesus Manuel Cano. Two out of those three sex offenders were allowed to go door to door and to be around children at conventions. In fact, Thomson, a convicted rapist, was given early parole against recommendation by the court because two elders vouched for him.

  • @EelSacul If a person has done a crime and done the time they should be allowed to become active members of society. It is not up to us to judge someone, no matter how we feel about that person or their crime.Lets not forget to mention the hypocricies in our legal systems.In my state the legal age is 17,everywhere else in the country its 16. If i got convicted with a 16yrs i would be treated exactly the same if my victim was 2yrs,across the border i wouldnt even get looked at funny.

  • @EelSacul Again,so what if 2 elders recommended a rapist for parole.There are people who genuinely regret their crimes and wish to remain crimeless,however the legal system continuely punishes them.ie sex offenders lists,criminal record etc. This is clearly the work of satan,to keep adding injury to someone.All sins are the same and are forgivable(bar 1) the scriptures say this.Jesus said to FORGIVE, you say its ok to hold grudges.Know who i am gunna listen to. Ur such a dumbass!!

  • @MrOribear >so what if 2 elders recommended a rapist for parole.

    Considering this rapist was a known sociopath, it's a BFD.

    > Unfairly punishes sex offenders

    So you're saying a convicted serial rapist like Thomson was unfairly punished?

    >This is clearly the work of satan All sins are the same and are forgivable

    No, this is the work of a smart and prepared legal system.

    >Ur such a dumbass!!

    Ignoring your horrible grammar and spelling, you proved my point for me unintentionally.

  • @EelSacul To clarify things I do not know of any of the people you have mentioned. I do know however Jesus words on forgiveness.I also know that the worlds legal and justice systems are as corrupt as any other organisation because they are owned and controlled by satan.I hold no merit to the "smart and prepared" worldly systems There is many examples of people being convicted of sex crimes only to have been proved innocent years later.

  • @EelSacul I would assume that the "smart and prepared" legal system would of dealt with thomas in a fair and just way and his punishment would reflect this.

    "no, this is the work of a smart and prepared legal system. What?? are you telling me that satan doesnt control our legal system?

    Ignoring ur uneducated views I do believe that you are intenionally proving to me that you are indeed a dumbass!!

  • @MrOribear True. It's not that smart and prepared. The legal system let a group of high school grads convince the court that a psychopathic rapist was reformed by studying a group of books written in 6th grade English with those same HS grads. BTW, to anybody who is thinking of exiting this cult or joining this cult, this JW outright defended the fact that their church allowed a well known psychopathic rapist and murderer, Curtis S. Thomson, to go to people's doors unannounced.

  • @EelSacul Here you are using our "smart and prepared" legal system as a means to support ur arguement but in this paragraph you acknowledge that its not that smart,whats it gunna be dumbass you either believe the system is effective or you dont, cant use it to defend ur self and then say its at fault.Make you look like a fool you hypocritical jackass!!

  • @EelSacul You didnt prove nothing, if ur "smart and prepared" legal system gave them the all clear, then the JW's have done nothing wrong. Sex offences are not the worst offence an individual can commit.When their sentences are complete they have a right to enter back into society.What gives you the right to play judge.as far as me losing, you have already lost!! Ur such a judgemental dumbass!!

  • Continued: "Other people in the quiet neighborhood are uneasy about having Thompson, labeled a Level 3 sex offender, in their midst. Level 3 offenders are deemed the most likely to commit more crimes."

    So basically, he was a violent sex offender who conned a few uneducated elders that he was OK, was allowed to go door to door (Since he's a publisher, he's required to go to people's doors), and ended up raping a bunch of women.

  • @EelSacul Lets get this straight dumbass, this discussion is between you and I, dont be calling on the public for help.Its no use trying to drum up support ur losing this dscussion and nothing is going change this fact and if ur going to site scripture at me make sure you know what ur on about.Matt 10:6 makes absolutely no sense!! Again ur proving urself to be such a uneducated dumbass!!

  • @MrOribear "Talking to outsiders"

    But it's not a cult! I swear, it's not a cult. We namecall those who disagree with us, even if they have documented, factual evidence to prove so and we're suspicious of outsiders, but it's not a cult!

    And to disprove you're losing this debate, I will post a link to this message on a 3rd party discussion forum.

  • @EelSacul Tell me dumbass where in my words have I said I was a JW? Seems ur an assuming maggot as well!!

  • @MrOribear You're not fooling me with your theocratic warfare. You and I damn well know you're a Witness or a JW sympathizer. God hates liars. :)

  • @EelSacul Oh so now i can be a sympathizer instead of being a JW, cool. You and I both know nothing I have written is an assumption,a lie or a misinterpretation of fact.Mmmh cant say the same about ur written bs now can we? Ur out of ur league dumbass. God hates those who place their beliefs above his :) :) :)

  • You JWs are funny. You won't let your babies live because of some vague interpretation of a bible verse, you excommunicate people for visiting XJW sites, but on the other hand, you see nothing wrong in allowing a level 3 sex offender access to people's houses, and then proceed to flame a person who mentions that same sex offender, calling him the dreaded "A word". Again, to anybody who wants to join this cult, just remember, Brother Oribear stuck up for a Level3 sex offender. 

  • @EelSacul You dumbasses are even funnier. Here you are placing ur beliefs above those of our creators. Lets keep to the issue at hand moron instead of throwing other subjects into the discussion.Its a weak and pathetic attempt to divert from the conversation, so try to remain focussed hey dipshit. Firstly,i didnt stick up for nobody, you twisted what i have said to suit ur arguement, you failed to address any of the issues i have raised

  • @EelSacul At no time have i defended Thomson.I have sited Jesus' words on forgiveness, do the words "he who has no sin cast the first stone" mean anything to you dumbass? Why do you place ur beliefs about those of Jesus. Do you believe Jesus is wrong? It was ur "smart and prepared "legal system who released Thomson,they are at fault.He was given the all clear.The JW's have done nothing wrong they simply are following Jesus' commandment on forgiveness!!

  • @mroribear what a good JW you are calling me and idiot and a dumbass! You should be careful I bet if the elders knew you were watching apostate videos they would have to counsel you in the back room. With Over 400 documented false prophecies, constant major doctrinal changes, etc! Totally a false prophet cult!

  • @Efowler87 You dumbass, who said i was a witness. 400 documented false prophecies, you are so full of shit!! Tell me something apostate scumbag if the JW's are a false prophet in ur eyes who has the truth then?Shouldnt be too hard for you to answer should it.Afterall you claim you know what the false prophet is, now claim who the truth is....!! What cant answer it, yeah just as I thought, another moron who mouths off about the JW's and knows nothing!!

  • @MrOribear Nobody has the "total truth" because there is so much in this world we don't really know because mankind has not lived long enough to figure out the total truth. But to find total truth, you must use previous, unbiased research. So far, by using the scientific method and previous unbiased research, the JWs have lied about their history numerous times. You're just another JW who thinks because they sucked up the WT propaganda, they know more than they actually do.

  • @EelSacul who says nobody has the total truth, YOU? Like i would believe you. Ur proof that the JW have been hiding and protecting paedophiles is a joke, Yeah im gunna believe things about the JW's written by people who hold a grudge towards them. Im also gunna believe everything wiki says too. Ur just another dumbass whose easily swayed by the words of apostates!!

  • @MrOribear Bad people that had grudges against the WT society.. Like a newspaper reporter or a police officer (Who are cited on the wiki). To quote a few good men "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth". That's why you let a silly word like "Apostate" sway your reasoning. If you were really looking for the truth like you say you do, you would simply see the demonizing of ex members without a word for word debunking as a ploy rather than the truth. You're just a drone.

  • @EelSacul Just coz a reporter and a cop say something doesnt make it the truth. I use reasoning to sway my decision, not words.So what if these people are convicted sex offenders.Jesus states to freely forgive one another, its not acceptable to god for us to hold grudges against one another. Yet here you are telling us who is and who isnt acceptable in gods organisation. How do you even know that these people are guilty? Afterall many have been falsely accussed and convicted of trumpt up charges

  • This video is hilarious! It just really demonstrates how simple minded and brainwashed Jehovah's Witnesses are. Most of them have NO real idea what their religion has taught or done in the past. They are taught to not ask questions: "just focus on paradise" and "Armageddon is right around the corner". Truth is JW are a false prophet cult that twist the bible and Christian teachings to control their members. I should know bc I was one for 18 years of my life. I'm not angry at them, I wish them t

  • @Efowler87 you think this is hilarious??? Ur an idiot. Of course most Jehovah Witnesses are familiar with the past teachings of the organisation they're not stupid. The really stupid people are morons who expect Gods organisation to be perfect in every way. 18 years of being a witness and you learnt nothing, ur a dumbass!!

  • @MrOribear There's a difference between expecting perfection and expecting basic ethical behavior. I expect any church I join to have basic ethic behavior. Hiding pedophiles and slandering those who disagree with you is not ethical.

  • @EelSacul The GB donot hide paedophiles, the scriptures are clear when it comes to accussing someone, you need witnesses.If no witnesses are present, you cannot accuse. Prove to me that a convicted paedophile has been protected by the JW organisation.

  • @MrOribear en(dot)wikipedia(Dot)org/wiki/­Jehovah%27s_Witnesses_and_chil­d_sex_abuse Says it all right there, all the links on the wiki can be verified.

  • I think I heard this experience at a District Convention in Chicago !

  • very mature

  • Umm. This doesn't make Jw's look bad. It just makes you look bad. And that make up isn't helping. What's with the so-called secrets of Wt? Umm. You all know that we have a proclaimers book that tells us the history and mistakes. So there is no secret. I only imagine if you were on a date with someone, you would expect him/her to tell you all bad things of the past only. I guess that would be a great impression. Hi kyria. Nice to meet you. I did drugs in the past. Want to be my friend? FAIL!

  • I get it.