Adam Jensen does not pay.

[riaanv101]

Hooly fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! How is this still getting so many views?! Must have really been quite entertaining hahaha!

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

He looks like Bulb from Periphery.

[revdenton]

I paid him. Then I knocked him out and took my money back. He hadn't considered that possibility.

[JoshuatheKodiak]

The best thing is that when you do pay him, you can knock him out and get your money back :D.

[QuikDJ]

ahaahhaa

[DcDavid20]

This one's going to my faves list.

[DangerIncFilms]

He sounds like Keanu Reeves here.

[Dapwnzer5000]

He asked for this...

[fszron]

He fell right on his neck = instant death

[JAEProductions1]

lol!

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

Take that, Asian Michael Jackson.

[ZimM804]

@feni007 yeah, rip. Funniest shir I read all week

[ReplicatorFifth]

I did that to alot of people who asked me to pay for something worthless but, strangely necessary for those stupid missions XD

[MrBreeces]

hey he had it coming to him.

[skirtap]

And don't even think about trying to know me out or something...

Jensen: Hey, that's a good idea.

BAM!!

[syluxerian]

i got from school today with a lot of homework and ready to play deus ex BUT THIS!!!!!....

Defently made my Day :) thanks

[4rcher91]

LOL. There are many funny (and always cool) videos of Adam Jensen on Youtube nowadays. I admit, this is one of them. Keep them coming! :D

[toufexiselias]

Nice one.

[Mattwisest]

He should have just told him

[MrIlive4metal]

I paid and got the information i needed, then i killed him and got my money back

[Nielsblog]

Perfect timing!

[riaanv101]

@Nielsblog Haha, thanks. That's what this video was about in the first place, but people seem to have taken it very seriously for some reason.

[HTankGlory]

Whoops, he knocked you out. Problem? *insert troll face here*

[Fironkkuify]

I did the same exact thing to that asshole...though I couldn't figure out how to finish the side-quest because I didn't know where to go next so... -w-;;;

[SgtMcWaffle33]

Pay, knock him out and get your money back. (Optional) Hide him under the boxes to the left

[riaanv101]

Wow. I never thought this would get so many views! Crazy!

[unbelievablepwnage]

what I did was I gave him the money, then after he gave me my information, I knocked him out and took it back. Same with the bouncer outside the hive and the bartender inside it.

[Iwastheret0]

I remember that.

>"Your choice, but don't think you'll be able to knock me out or something."

>pull out tazer

>knock him out

>throw body in middle of 2 girls having a conversation

>they freak out

>reload

>"You ready to pay"

>"Yeah, here's your money."

Sometimes I think I'm too nice a person.

[SoulOfFrozenWolves]

i paid for it...then killed him and got my money back

[dikkenerd100]

@SoulOfFrozenWolves haha yeah same

[jaydubyuel]

He asked for this. Because only Adam Jensen is entitled to sunglasses.

[ChasTaxis]

I paid him, got the info, then knocked him out and took my money back.

[AngelandDarkness]

@ChasTaxis yea man, its wat i did

[H20fulman]

Quick random question,

How is to anime girls kissing related to this?

[candycommander]

@H20fulman

Apparently "Man sticks his head up girls ass" is related to this also.

[mosfetrob]

@candycommander that comment of urs made me lol...

[scatcat1994]

What a shame.

[mopbrothers]

"You ready to pay?" "I'm ready to knock your ass out."

[mopbrothers]

"you ready to pay?" "I'm not paying." That's awesome! Jensen is so badass he makes JC Denton look like a 5th grader.

[feni007]

Yeah, RIP.

[MrMoozic]

I did the same thing to my banker when he asked me to pay my debts

[FitzChivalryFarseer2]

I literally loled that was perfect timing!

[syn010110]

I paid him. Then I punched him out and took the money back. Actually, I did that with EVERY NPC I ever bribed in the entire game...

[GameMasta18]

I thought he was bluffing when he said that he wasn't conveniently holding information.

Boy did I feel silly after knocking him out.

[Chaar305]

Hah! this makes me remember when i played that quest, i paid him, got the info, cut his balls off...and took my money back! i am BADASS.

[dragonslair951167]

Ironically, He landed on top of everyone else who didn't pay.

[DrHiptotheHap]

7 people paid him.

[Treblaine]

His name was "Eii Bay"

[chris0419]

SHIT! i should have done that instead of paying.

[jpepsi24]

"throw over building " damn forgot to loot him

and i don't have that Icarus crap more walking for me

[trabucox]

haha that was awesome

[Zerion]

He definitely asked for this

[djbanizza]

Adam Jensen only pays for punch augmentations ...

[sammi012345678]

I never paid for this

[MasterLPG]

@sammi012345678 I never liked for this

[JustARTificial]

Jenson's wallet is augmented.

[dccmpbll]

My name's Adam Jensen, and I only pay for hookers.

[BluestyleY]

i can already imagine the bankers when they get this answer from the government.. banks you have to pay for your rescue, if you think you can get free money just like this well think ag... *puffff* and the lights go out ))

[vlaydn]

why anime is in suggestion bar, and why lesbians?

[megamarsvin]

@vlaydn Why look a gift horse in the.. ahem.. mouth?

[Deadfalk]

He asked for this.

[LordPlautus]

@Deadfalk

yepp he did, I thought what a retard -.-

[davesanti]

@Deadfalk He indirectly asked for this.

[THEBAYBLADERS]

how do you punch

[hiddinsmile]

@THEBAYBLADERS with your fist...

[Foolster41]

@supernydaaa. I didn't see those down there. Ha! "It's not like Conveniently carrying the info on me or something."

[Supervisor69]

OMFG!!

EPIC!!

>:D

[riaanv101]

@Supervisor69 Thank you :D

[xXxKINGLJxXx]

HE doesnt PAY! ;D

[Foolster41]

Darn it! What was he going to say?!

[Superyndaaa]

@Foolster41 read the subtitles?

[luke25122]

0:08 JENSEN PUNCH !!!!!!!!

[ImThePie]

LOL Anyone heard "Son of a bitch, why" @ 0:11

[THEBAYBLADERS]

@ImThePie i did

[riaanv101]

@ImThePie The guard says "Son of a bitch, body!"

[BossPanzer]

I would kill him just to be 100 % sure that don't come back.

[michio2013]

7 people tried to make Adam Jensen pay.

[nwahforever]

And don't even think about knocking me out. It's not l- *SMACK*

[supereldinho]

This is what makes this game so great.

[mortalkombat1984]

hahahah !!!!!!!! and dont try to knock me out or something ......WHACK!!! HAHAHAAH i can never resist these moments its like gta "police car in front of a traffic light" drawing baseballbat hahaahha woooo

[riaanv101]

@mortalkombat1984 Lol yeah dude, same here. This is why I made this video. Just thought It would be funny to share it, and boy, did I share it :p

[ImperialGuard9001]

Thats a shame.

[ComaSweat]

He never signed up for this.

[S0ulOfDarkLight]

He never paid for this...

[DrDreadPhD]

Just Puttin' it out there guys...I think Jensen may be the new Chuck Norris....

[KrimsinYT]

Jensen only pays other people. In asskickings.

[Proplytiri]

I seriously did the same exact thing.

[TigerRifle1]

I'll never stop not paying.

[Justas923]

1. Give him the money

2. Before that use super cutting edge technology such as augmented arms or something like that

3. Punch him

4. Loot him

5. ?????

PROFIT!

[FinalBossOfEarth]

@Justas923

1.Copy second highest rated comment.

2.????

3.Profit!

[assloot]

Yeah, i just payed him and then shot him in the head with my shotgun, he should know his place bitch

[crockpotorcrackpot]

wait.......does he convieniently carry the information? lol

[vante2]

And don't try to knock me out or something. It's not like I-

[Parnell98]

i paid him then knocked him out and got my money

[0Shank0]

lol I never paid this guy, I persuaded him but I did pay the bartender knocked him out got back my credit and an extra 50 lol

[GamingGod86]

And don't even think about trying to knock me out or something, its not like (FALCON PUNCH).

[DarkUchiha95]

I paid, got the info, then stabbed the fuck out of him.

[HELLSPAWN1973]

lol xD

[Renegen1]

God that was funny.

[ultraness1]

tai yong medication

[SR69MMJC]

Haha, good one there, sir!

[Edbrad]

i paid him, then I knocked him out and took it back haha

[ENGLISHBL0KE]

What a shame.

[Chewin3]

Adam Jensen is not paying.

[kat06sa]

Ah Rambo, thanks bud. Was looking at getting a new game.

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

Do you accept credit card?

[asiandubfoundation]

00:13

Jensen very, VERY quietly can be heard saying son of a bitch :L

[jokemasterslifer]

@asiandubfoundation

No, that's the police officer that saw the body. Hence the "Alarmed" status. I've done this before. XD

[TomDarkwulf87]

@asiandubfoundation That's not Jenson, that's a guard.

[leonellus]

dont even think of trying to knock me out or something, its not like I'm (WHAM)

[mooman1080]

Pay him.

Punch him.

Loot body.

Get money back.

[xiSephirothX]

@mooman1080 i've done something like that with the guy that want money for not telling belltower bout you when you get back to hengsha

[zorbakpants2]

@xiSephirothX er, yeah, i killed him and most of belltower are lined with lead too, so i guess im fine :)

[DwightKoh93]

@mooman1080 That's exactly what I did! :D

[TheSocialWonder]

@mooman1080 THEN you get to throw him.

[mrcodypettit]

@mooman1080 then throw him off balcony :D

[lief1250]

"I"M NOT PAY"

oh you sure told him

[1997anyone]

0:08 And don't even try to knock me out or somthing its not like im... WHACKKKK!!!!!!

[SirAlienGuy]

That is what I would do next time somebody tries selling me something.

[Impulse9090]

Deus Ex 3: H.R.

Because stealth is either not being seen or not having witnesses.

[06pag]

You can pay him, get the information, then kill him and take your money back. The best course of action.

[Shabaneu]

I did that yesterday, only when I threw him off the roof, he landed on a poor homeless guy rummaging through rubbish. Poor homeless guy...

He will be missed...

[JoshuatheKodiak]

If you pay him and knock him out afterwards, you can pick up the credits again :D.

[oggmonster89]

What a shame

[condorX2]

silver tongue ftw. This guy failed :s

[MegaPISSTITS]

@condorX2 This video was a joke..?

[condorX2]

@MegaPISSTITS so is my comment, check rhetoric on the net and see what it mean.

[MegaPISSTITS]

@condorX2 So you're trying to persuade me to do something?

[condorX2]

@MegaPISSTITS now u r catching on:) and i never asked for this either!

/knock down

[thebaconboy]

It's 5:40 am, I almost woke up the entire street my laughter...

[iwantpie877]

adams credits were augmented anyway

[concordat]

Video could have been 5 seconds shorter. No need to spell out the punchline.

[NightSilencer]

"Son of a bitch, a body".

[Larfe517exe]

he indirectly asked for this

[MrCalintx]

@Larfe517exe what a shame.

[TheMightyP00tis]

he never asked for this..

[W4rDr1v3r0]

He never asked for this~

BUT HE GOT IT ANYWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[sancar22]

Adam jensen dosen't blink.

[whonow09]

That's a shame that he doesn't play games.

[absolutezero1000]

And not a single fuck was given that night

[darklink223456]

ADAM J DON GIV A FUQ

[LockheedC130]

LOL

I so faved this...

[TheBansheeBomb]

i payed him, then killed him and took the money back

[NintendoCentralFan12]

@TheBansheeBomb well, obivously that was the best course of actions!

[gmanleader0]

Ofcourse he wouldn't pay, he never asked for it.

[charlesp5912]

LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ I laughed so hard lol! Great video thanks for the laugh!

[DarkSignal59]

he asked for it

[DragonVictor]

I just found her while running around cuz i didn't have the cash or the speech enhancer

[FruitofWar]

Related videos: Two Anime Girls Kissing Each Other

What.

The.

Fuck.

[kondosoggoth]

@FruitofWar *reads comment*

*scrolls up*

*sees video*

*clicks*

[null140]

What a shame.

[Numer0us]

Opposite day!

[Kao108]

I did the EXACT same thing.

Mo'fo ain't getting mah money

[Hamat34]

What a shame

[MiguelGNU]

He didn´t ask for his opinion.

[MRWWAYSS]

What a shame.

[MrDavisCampbell]

pay him ! then knock him out or spin his head 4-6x and take it back.

[saygoodnightmanuel]

"it's not like I'm..." :)) the true Adam Jensen way is to pay, then knock the guy out, then take your credits back and steal whatever the guy had on him.

[metalgarurumon669]

guy about to be thrown "waaaaiiiiit cant we talk about this"other guy "i dont pay or talk to punks about to die"throws guy off"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO"[crash"

[lynx233]

Heh. I think of filming my way I hadled this "no pay" style: Paying him 2000 credits, getting info, then knocking him out and taking 2000 credits back :) .

[Boom12495]

When I did it I convinced him he would get more money later (social enhance). Ganked him after he talked

[alef321]

i paid him ,he told me, them i punched him and got my money back LMAO

[heronoki]

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY FTW!

[heronoki]

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY FTW!

[heronoki]

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY FTW!

[MisterSandman82]

He knocked him out and THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[lugia3]

When in Asia....

[sminmorph]

Thats what I did, I paid him the 2k credits then knocked him out :P