How To Use a Public Toilet Without Picking Up a Disease

[lukaslikesvideogames]

JUST SIT DOWN WITH URINE ON THE TOILET! no! no no howcast, im never taking ur advice

[TheCrasella]

step one: dont use the public bathroom

did you know: humans breath?

[PykohYT]

@TheCrasella Breathe*

[TheCrasella]

@PykohYT ok

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

We have intellegence, and um.... sure another "smart one". What's the differnece between an idiot and a protozon? One's smarter than the other and it's not the idiot.

[OrangeParrot0213]

@puppy20000 Okay,so you are not in elementary school,however judging by some of your punctuation mistakes and spelling mistakes,you aren't the smart one,so please think about it before you post comments to people saying 'You must not be very smart'.It's very rude.

Thank you.

[puppy20000]

@OrangeParrot0213 Hey you parrot. this is youtube not a spelling bee,

[OrangeParrot0213]

@puppy20000 Well Done,you just earned yourself more stupid points.Really,well done...

[123skyball1]

epic face 0:49

[superhornet69]

Notice the next time you're in a restaurant or a bar how many women use the shitter then come back and set their purse right on the table or the counter, oftentimes right next to a plate of food...fucking disgusting!!!

[O0oStarBurst]

who the fuck washes there hands like that?

who the fuck goes to the bathroom 6 times!? let alone 10!?

[puppy20000]

I used my foot to flush the toilet.

[Fablefiend]

@puppy20000 Thanks a lot, asshole. Now normal people who use their hands to flush have the normal germs PLUS all the shit you walked on with your shoes.

[puppy20000]

@Fablefiend In PUBLIC bathrooms you buttcrack. Yu wanna use ur nasty hands too flush the toilet?? Yea exactly.

[Fablefiend]

@puppy20000

1. Public does not have to have any letters capitalized.

2. "Yu" is spelled "You".

3. "ur" is spelled "your".

4. The correct usage is "to" not "too".

5. You only have to use one question mark.

I assume these mistakes are due to a lack of knowledge, which leads to my next point:

You must be at least 13 years old to be on Youtube.

[puppy20000]

@Fablefiend Lol are yu serious right now? And you must be 50 years old to follow the rules. This AINT school so dnt tell me to correct ma mistakes. LOLLLLLLL Yur so funny.

[Fablefiend]

@puppy20000

1. Again, yu does not equal you.

2. "And you must be...rules." is not a complete sentence.

3. AINT isn't a word. Even if it was a word, it wouldn't be all capitalized.

4. Don't has an o.

5. I assume "ma" means "my".

6. LOLLLLLLL?

7. Yur does not equal you're.

I appreciate you being amused by my corrections. Hopefully someday you will pass the third grade.

[puppy20000]

@Fablefiend LOL Your seriously tryna do that right now?

1) I dnt care.

2) I dnt care.

3)I DONT CARE!!

[Fablefiend]

@puppy20000

Okay, since your teacher isn't doing very good, I'll try teaching you.

Done - carried out

Trying and to are different words. Please refrain from combining them.

Your = Possessive

You're = You are

Judging by your profile picture, you seem to be in elementary school, so I'll cut you a little slack. I understand that your mind isn't fully developed, and you aren't very intelligent.

[puppy20000]

@Fablefiend Im not in elementary school. haha. and why you stalkin my channel. hahahaha, i graduated elementary already. you must not be very smart .

[Fablefiend]

@puppy20000 Yes, my not knowing of your age makes me unintelligent. Perhaps you should go back to elementary school, considering you don't know the simplest rules of grammar and spelling.

[puppy20000]

@Fablefiend again this is YOUTUBE NOT A FREAKIN SPELLING BE. THIS ISNT SCHOOL SO STFU!

[Fablefiend]

@puppy20000 It's spelled "Bee". 

[puppy20000]

@Fablefiend Do i give?

[Fablefiend]

@puppy20000 Sure you could give up. 

[puppy20000]

@Fablefiend Nahh.im good.

[lukaslikesvideogames]

@Fablefiend Your starting to sound like a teachers pet asshole

[lukaslikesvideogames]

@puppy20000 ikr! he's such a teachers pet asshole

[Fablefiend]

@lukaslikesvideogames It's called being moderately intelligent. If you need any words in that sentence defined, feel free to ask.

[lukaslikesvideogames]

@Fablefiend THIS IS THE INTERNET! no one cares about stupid spelling mistakes! stop bitchin for no reason. understand that this is the internet. not school.

[puppy20000]

@lukaslikesvideogames Thank you! someone understands me!

[lukaslikesvideogames]

@puppy20000 he judged me for teaching him common sense on the internet. what an ass!

[puppy20000]

@lukaslikesvideogames Just ignore him, thats a way to get him to stop being an ass.

[mainllgi]

This guy has a trollface.

[mainllgi]

Made a website.

is dot gd/H2LOO

[PullarBearBear]

he didn't say lsitting on tha toilet'

[oahuboi63]

ok... i was watching football... what?

[Lolracok2]

Step 1: Don`t poo

[paperstarftw]

Step 1 : Don't lick the floor

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

@ShaniMXC he is a creep and he is so gay look at his bag

[mainllgi]

1:10

Well, he touched the soap button, so there goes the hand wash.h

[rebornsnugglelove]

@mainllgi he hadn't washed his hand yet when he pressed it.

[M8B2L8]

somehow when i was watching this video, i felt understood :)....

[ShaniMXC]

that guy looks like a creep

[oxygon]

Don't forget to NOT touch the door knob/handle on the way out or washing your hands will have been pointless, and learn to hover... You be a pro soon enough!

[PandaSecret124]

heh heh.. he said butt.. :L

[xxTraditionalsxx]

really? i only use the bathroom like twice in a day LOL guess im not average

[TheEliandTaniashow]

Why is he Sitting to Pee?He's a Guy....

[TheWeirdo9371]

@TheEliandTaniashow HE'S POOPING... :O

[Gorilla578]

@TheEliandTaniashow I know right?

[tinycrown8]

The end is a total LIE!

[tinycrown8]

step 1. go to the bathroom at home.

step 2. dont eat or drink that much.

step 3. UR DONE!

[WillThePerson]

@tinycrown8 anorexia is never the answer!!!

[Athils]

And then get on public transportation and miraculously not die! Who knew that daily contact with gallons of germs whether you leave your apartment or not isn't always fatal?

[Nam3l3ssOn3]

lmao. dude forgot about the damn restroom door handle. i've seen so many fuckers come out of the restroom without washing their fucking hands it's ridiculous.

[Nubs4TheWin]

Who uses the restroom 6 times?!

[Kamichaos2121]

@Nubs4TheWin Me, after about 6 beers at the bar.

[Clubcanthandleme13]

@PandazPow : no we need it also to refresh the make up or go pissing -:(

[LexiBearXOXOX]

im now afraid of bathrooms do to the name of this video.....

[MCRhasAFireInside]

yea... cuz everyone LUVS sitting on random people's pee....

[blueberrycakecz]

my mom made me hang on to her purse while she went to the washroom but i had to go too and i tried the 'hang it around you rneck' thing... almost died

[TheFunnybunnylove]

um don't paper towels suck up liquids so when you put it on the toilet you still actually touch it?

[MsShayGirl]

this part 0:36, sitting on the dirty toilet, dont do this. you are most likely to get pubic hair lice(crabs) if you sit on a public toilet!

[chainedblood2112]

why was the turd yellow

[PandazPow]

So.. Women need to crap more than men??!

[MrDroopdog1]

@PandazPow women have smaller bladders than men, what the fuck do you think idiot?

[xPeAcEfOeVa]

......hang it around your neck.....

[66LoveDove]

oh yeah i totally forgot how to wash my hands.....ya right

[LavenderFlowers8]

who even uses public toilets?My school is so cheap we have things crawling in our bathroom you'd find in a zoo bug house

[SSTriplePilipinas]

"how to use a public toilet without picking your nose."

[terry31127]

the fact that this video even exists makes me sick.

[debberDDT]

How does one wash their hands for 20 seconds when the water is FUCKING FREEZING cuz they're too cheap to turn on the hot water and it's one of those motion activated pieces of crap?? Also, I see a lot of chicks use the bathroom, not wash their hands, but turn the doorknob to get the hell out of the W.C. Should I wear rubber gloves EVERYWHERE? Idiot.

[FudgeYoMuffinsShow]

OR: Step 1: Hold it.

[mustangdocter]

@FudgeYoMuffinsShow hahaha

[iq12212]

heres another tip when getting out get a towel and use it to get out the door 99% indian people dont wash there hands

[RockStar3137]

How to use a public bathroom without picking up aids.

You will need,your best friend,a boner,and a way to get out of being sued.

Sept 1:Make sure no one has F**ked themselves over the toilet Sept 2:Just to be sure you didn't get aids F**k your best friend.Then find out the test results.F**king your best friend my have side affects such as,Him suing you,turning GAY,and raping you killing you and then F**king you whenever he fells like it.

[101PATCHES101]

Looks Like FITZY from the footy talk show (:

[VIRUSINCOMPUTER]

fail

[kataankoryu]

MUMMY TOILET

[ZooTycoon2Forever76]

I use the bathroom about 18-20 times a day. I guess I should stop drinking so much water.

[Jopo1226]

I at all cost avoid using a public toilet if that rare time I do I shower and change clothes as soon as I get home

[JOSHDILISI]

how do you leave the bathroom? :s

[likeasomeboodeebic]

Female 1-3 times exwpt qen on period

[jackson5arecool]

same hear

[ChibiBighorn]

im female and i only go 3-4 times a day...

[IMAQTQ8Y]

@ChibiBighorn you probably dont drink enough water through the day.. and did u know that drinking water has so many benefits .. if u only go that much i suggest u drink more water

[123agent101]

EWWWW sitting on someone elses pee??? yuck howcast

[darkluigiman]

How do you get out? There are germs on the door handle.

[THENOSAUR]

Step 1 : call chuck norris

[liljadey13]

shouldnt u always put that seat cover thing on the toilet

[Casper123666]

Wait what? I shouldn't flush without using toilet paper to protect my hands, but I'm supposed to just go ahead and sit in someone else's pee?

[KiraAdzior]

i hate when you use public restrooms and theres bugs, lol nasty

[KiraAdzior]

sorry but i am not sitting on someone's elses urine, who knows how long that's been sitting there, what if the person has an infection and it's in the urine and gets on the seats and u go to sit and it gets on you and on us ladies

[ninendowii2000]

is there a how to shut these vids up

[ohitsberneagain]

i don't use the last toilet in Japan,cause my janpanese friend told me that there is a little girl (ghost) hide in the last toilet.and the story she told me was really creeped me out.

[smilieys84]

guy singing happy birthday to wash hands+other guy walking in=akward

[Jeapop145]

Why to shit on pee?

[Knightman963]

I went to the first one and a toilet paper was clogging the toilet when poop was on it o-o

[missfanpire612]

Wait, if the napkin disposal is DIRTIER then the tap why should we get a napkin to turn off the tap?

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

CAN YOU SAY BOTTOM INSTEAD OF "BUTT" ._. I MEAN RLY< HAVE SOME DECIENCY.

[kikimamaz206]

Thanks , But I Dont Think Im Siiting On A Toilet With Pee On It Anyways .

[6LettersOnly]

How do you get out of the bathroom, though?

[AuroraPivot]

i use the toilet 24 times a day

[nilsquash]

he looks like mathew lilard

[MrSultex]

:O hes telling us to sit on other ppls urine, well Howcast is always right so.... guess ill sit on the urine

[riddick0846]

they tell u 2 wash ur hand in warm water, but most public bathrooms only use cold. WTF

[rileybeastgirl]

Why a doctor?

[MrSpockZilla1]

The for the people who don't wash their disease infested hands will touch the door hand on the way out so either way, you're still more likely to get a disease from the bathroom door on the way out.

I'm sure the janitors soak a cloth in urine and wipe it on the door handles and all the seats. So there's no escaping.

[wss355]

now use the middle because everyone watching is going to use 1st or last stalls LOL

[OpticXnation]

Ya i knew woman used the bathroom more then men.....

[BoredWithConfusion]

ur tellin us 2 sit on the urine???

[makeupgirlbeauty2]

ewwww! this is gross

[icewhipRox]

Still, I don't wanna sit in someone else's pee! For God's sake, at least wipe it up before sitting down!

[petloveinjapan]

An other thing if it is realy that dirty would you even still use it?

[petloveinjapan]

I think that he forget to mention that school restrooms are public and that a sh*t is NASTY!!!Piss on on the floor and poop in the urineal plus unflushed piss in the toilets. disgusting.

[Colbatros]

I never, ever sit on a toilet. Even though I'm a girl. I mean, everyone's pee got on the seat. And I did this for years, yet I never got any infections or something.

[tamppi777]

Just use the perfect bathroom trip song . It's perfect

[102Help]

or just take a dume on the floor, in the middle of the room

[00011theman]

6 guys watched this

[bonfire302]

@00011theman No. 6 Guys that watched this AFTER picking up a disease watched this.

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

umm use toilet paper to wipe the seat first! THEN sit...

[SpyderRyder3600]

go to the middle stall now 'cause everyone will go to the end stall.

[chevygearhead454]

awww they didnt cover masterbating in a public restroom :(

[ulcard1]

how about dont have sex with tolites

[novideosforme123]

i first take a napkin to open and shut the door, wiper the seat down with a another napkin, line the seat with more napkins, go, use a napkin to flush, use a napkin to open the door, wash my hands, use a napkin to turn off the water and dry my hands. lol i do a lot. xD

[llXXXDll]

@novideosforme123 same here lol

[mslivelovelaughable]

@novideosforme123 just wear gloves instead of wasting paper

[speeakerphone]

since people are watching this, might as well go to that middle stall .

[3Nekox]

This made me fear from public toilets even more :(

[LexiBandGeek]

yep then open the door and go eat let's see what you catch

[swimstud567]

quicker way man up and use the toilet like a boss

[frechieguy]

and f the 10 times women go to the bathroom, how many of them are just for socialzing?...

[YashaWolf01]

10 times...? I only go once. And I NEVER go in public... Unhealthy? Probably.

[TravieWG]

PFFFFFT LIES! I only use the bathroom around 2 times a day n I don't eat much...just haves a huge bladder ;D

[NaomiXXXMiss]

I'm a girl and i use the bathroom only 3 times a day?!

[poguywa]

Forgot 1 thing... opening the door on the way out since roughly 30% of the people do not wash their hands. Never grab the door knob, use a paper towel instead.

[icacmba]

How about: How to use a Japanese Toilet! :P

[xiocx1]

Dare To Be

[ExtrodinaryK]

they forgot when you go out the door, usually bathroom doors have handles and u have to pull open the door

[K9girl29]

@taytaysea just drink LOTS of water

[ArgentinaAzn]

Freaking A! I wish MY SCHOOL bathrooms had warm water >.> everything in there feels broken D: The water runs for a burst of 2 seconds in really cold temperatures and the only way to dry hands is an electric hand dryer that lasts for 6-10 seconds in barely warm temperatures :/ They just WANT us to get infected with some horrible disease

[Razputin53]

Next up, how to get away with murder!

[snager80]

i'm a lady and i only visit the restroom 2 times a day, not counting when i'm at home.

also: you can get vaginitus off a toilet, but you pretty much have to have a threesome with the toiler.

[depressedEmoGoth]

i just hover over the seat! even wen its my toilet and its clean, and hey im getting leg excersise wile i pee! but if i hav 2 crap ill disenfect lol XD

[kiki0polo]

this is not how you go to the bathroom

[pichu9000]

... this is why I dont use public stalls.

[brittanychipette10]

Go ahead and sit down? even if the seat is sprinkled with urine?! WTF? are u freakin nuts?! sitting is someone else's urine is beyond disgusting. i'd rather hover.

[snager80]

@brittanychipette10

urine has ammonia in it, so there aren't alot of diseases that could survive in it. still, gross.

[AnunnakiPriesthood]

Don't forget, open the door with a napkin, because many don't wash their hands! Throw the napkin on the floor if their isn't a teash can near the door... asswipes.

Also, kick the toilet flush nobber.

[athsuka]

he looks like Jim Carey LOL

[gladys718]

i always hover, the place i sit my bum is my house only.

[Solniadora]

speechless

[terrygutierrez8242]

public toilets are nasty!! :(

[rafaelb1026]

is there a how to on everything???

[PiousPrincess]

i think so...haha..

[mslivelovelaughable]

@rafaelb1026 it is called howcast

[brocolims]

@rafaelb1026 yep, even how to defend against vampires...

[TheROACHES1]

@rafaelb1026 i dont know look it up on howcast XD

[cupcakegretchengirl]

@rafaelb1026 lol pretty much?

[kaanxxx]

Is it so hard just to lift the seat up to piss lads? Im put off shitting in public toliets!

[xxxDEATHCORExxx]

I just shit on the seat, and then leave it for the next person to deal with

[bogmonsterattacks]

rofl

[Balgore8]

I would DEFINITELY recommend hovering over sitting in a urine pool. That is friggen disguisting!

[kita10pony]

I visit like 3 times

[ThatWolfieluver]

Goddamn i'm not normal.....I only go to the bathroom once a day... :L

[AndyTheGoat]

Once a day!? Soo.. What do you do? Shit elsewhere beside of the bathroom, that one time a day? :P

[ThatWolfieluver]

lol what?no I use i toilet....what the fuck are you trying to imply! lol jk.....BTW,ur name sounds familiar...do ou have an IMVU?? because if you do then I know you...

[raptor6400]

hahaha ya i kick the handle too to flush :P i cannot bare touch with my hand. and try sneaking out the main entrance to the toilet when someone opens it to avoid touching the handle cuz thats got a lotta germs

[StrawberriiTeddyBear]

Now since 8000 + people are watching this the first and last stalls are going to have the most traffic by then