@DalekHunter1994 turns out that humpty dumpty was a cannon held by the royalists in the English Civil war and it was blown up and the king and his men couldnt put it back together.
Found out yesterday that in my choir at school we're going to sing poker face... yeah we'll just sing that and Glory of the Lord at our Cathedral :L Oh well... I personally am not religious so I suppose it will be a nice change... Aha. :-)
"On the surface, there's a woman who sat in an egg, and that's all right." Why can I not stop laughing at this particular sentence. For some reason this video absolutely KILLS me.
Seacrest told E! viewers that the singer has been inside the egg for three hours getting into character ahead of her performance of the track tonight with only her Blackberry for company."
THere must be something wrong with me . . . I think its fairly awesome that she sat in an egg for 3 days . . . Courage that . . . And madness . . . "Its amazing how often those two traits coincide" (Jack Sparrow said that about madness and brilliance . . .)
And her CD is about people who can only feel joy? I mean, the music is cheerful, but I just thought that it was about romantic love, prejudice, rebellion, America and such . . . I thinkSheDoesNotCareHowPeopleInterpretAsLongAsTheyBuy
The scary thing is that nobody EVER said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. There's some nightmare fuel for you. He could have been just some poor human guy.
@DalekHunter1994 My dad told me that Humpty Dumpty was a canon. Yes, a canon. You heard me world, not sure if it's true but according to my father, Humprty Dumpty was a historical innanimate object.
@DalekHunter1994 Actually he was. Humpty Dumpty was a nickname for a king, his horse was named wall, and after he fell off a horse in battle and literally shattered his legs his people's response was little more than apathy.
@DalekHunter1994 Humpty Dumpty was a cannon in the English Civil war in Colchester...it fell off a wall and couldn't be put back together by the royalists (a.k.a. the kings men)
@DalekHunter1994 Apparently it's because the original rhyme was a riddle, and you were supposed to guess, "Who or what was Humpty Dumpty?" I know it sounds really lame, but apparently the rhyme itself and the knowledge that Humpty Dumpty is an egg survived, but the context of it being a riddle didn't. Weird.
@DalekHunter1994 I heard about this a long time ago, and I went to look it up.
It does not, however, (I can't remember properly) the autor either said he was an egg, it was lost in "translation" or the front page of the book was an egg so you would know that it was an egg.
@DalekHunter1994, it seems you have missed the point entirely. Originally it was a riddle, and you were supposed to make a guess at what he was if not human.
In truth, not a very clever riddle, a lot of things are hard to put together again after they break, but oh well. The reason it's common knowledge today that he's an egg is mostly just illustration in children's books.
Not to be mean just to be clear, it;'s a vessel, 2nd she was there 4 3 days and she got out before the preformance and changed got a mic and went back in. cheers!
You seem like one of those fellers who instantly dismiss something as bad if they don't get it straight away and will fight to the death for their ill-informed opinion, despite the fact they know nothing about what they 'think is bad. Speaking in a sarcastic tone when talking about something doesn't make it any more stupid or bad.
Shaggy is Samy in french (if that interests you in any way)
Naiiiade 2 days ago
The awkward moment when you were actually in an egg before you were born :/
FairyTaleFeeling13 3 days ago 2
oh god you're right i can never unsee you as shaggy -____-
forevertomboy 3 days ago
"And this is genuinely true - he said so in an interview" Aww, Alex, it's not the way the world works :)
airheadLana 1 week ago
Alex has a long middle finger
kaladevirulez 2 weeks ago
The end cracked me up. XD
iliketobestrange 2 weeks ago
Where do you get those chaos emeralds ? I really want them! :P please answer ... anyone ?
nebby589 2 weeks ago
I will never unsee that you look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo
ThatTallWeirdGirl 3 weeks ago
its not an egg... its a vessel -.-
heythereitsgeorgia 3 weeks ago
@DalekHunter1994 turns out that humpty dumpty was a cannon held by the royalists in the English Civil war and it was blown up and the king and his men couldnt put it back together.
daisylovet 4 weeks ago
@MsRosieRandom Me too...
crazycalamity 4 weeks ago
How long was she in the egg for again, Alex?
Karaoke8794 1 month ago 3
through out most of that video i was staring at that one flick of hair that just stuck out from the bottom unlike the rest...
MsRosieRandom 1 month ago
His Mubarak impersonation sounds more like Chacarron Macarron :p
kyuuzoryuusuke 1 month ago
she was in an egg in three days because shes a crazy person
puppie999 1 month ago
Found out yesterday that in my choir at school we're going to sing poker face... yeah we'll just sing that and Glory of the Lord at our Cathedral :L Oh well... I personally am not religious so I suppose it will be a nice change... Aha. :-)
TheMaisierose 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Humpty Dumpty was a battle cannon.
meganruth17 1 month ago 2
I was attracted to this video almost entirely by the thumbnail
nowheregirl007 1 month ago
aha when I first saw the tittle of this video I thought it said sat on an egg..... but in one is actually a lot weirder...
cellosrule7357 1 month ago
humpty dumptys about this cannon in a battle and it fell of the wall and made them lose
Thebasnana 1 month ago
Do you ever change that shirt?
Emily237890 1 month ago
That Lady Gaga egg thing is just a form of dark symbolism. Nothing "alright" about that
MomOfEnoch 1 month ago
"On the surface, there's a woman who sat in an egg, and that's all right." Why can I not stop laughing at this particular sentence. For some reason this video absolutely KILLS me.
meaganpucksuzy 1 month ago
Get a better background, pleeez.
buckshanegagaglitter 1 month ago
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alisonclaree 1 month ago in playlist More videos from nerimon
IT WAS CALLED A VESSEL.
BezzaMonster 1 month ago
@BezzaMonster NO.
FutureAbe 1 month ago
Sound like my little pony.
smileydude64s 1 month ago
the egg wot she was in...
queenfluffycow 1 month ago
i got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine..
EggieMeggieX 1 month ago
u look more like eric foreman
wandspider 2 months ago
@wandspider I JUST said that in my head :o
LorenISmyName 1 month ago in playlist More videos from nerimon
And that my friends, is how to end on a high note.
trixietalk12 2 months ago
"humpty dumpty sat on the wall, this is the remote for the camera"
those two subjects are so blatantly linked right?
legacygirl19 2 months ago
The egg what she is in? tut tut alex.
lilliecantspell 2 months ago
He looks like he should be in That 70's show...with the hair and the shirts...yup.
Lipstickchick126 2 months ago
"The egg is fitted with an oxygen tank and a fan.
Seacrest told E! viewers that the singer has been inside the egg for three hours getting into character ahead of her performance of the track tonight with only her Blackberry for company."
elainee007 2 months ago
they said it was for 3 HOURS.. NOT 3 days
elainee007 2 months ago
Eww...so during the Grammy awards Lady Gaga was covered in urine....errrgh.
ItsjustRoz 2 months ago
DON"TZ Worries, I am SkyRifter!
I will make Gaga look like Childs play!*
SkyRifter 2 months ago
I've never been so attracted to Shaggy
thefaffingsisters 2 months ago in playlist More videos from nerimon 2
@thefaffingsisters i think it's the accent.
pandaM0ANium 2 months ago in playlist More videos from nerimon
i thorght u looked like shaggy before i saw this video and my friend couldn't see it
minyme43 2 months ago
You are a nerd.
Maplehoofian 3 months ago
I love how you just can't seem to get that she was in an egg XD
tinysocks3 3 months ago
Lady GA GA has a face like satin.... yeah .....Shit that has been sat in .....
TheBargar 3 months ago
i didn't hear anything until after 0:35 because i was laughing at the shaggy thing
sillychick123 3 months ago
do you have a talking dog?
moondragon226 3 months ago
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reyes0987 3 months ago
@reyes0987 Are you serious?
kitchenbitchez81 3 months ago
YOU HAVE CHAOS EMERALDS?!?! OHMIGOD!!! 0.0
sockmonkey1432 3 months ago
IT WAS A VESSEL
AalzBobMarley 3 months ago
This was made on my birthday. What an epic present. Thank you.
SingularNinjular 4 months ago in playlist More videos from nerimon
go 2 2:08 on this vid, i hav great pausing ability
LoveBritz 4 months ago
I lov the gems lol
purplefythis 4 months ago
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God you're pretty...
Planets205 4 months ago
kinda wish I hadn't been eating a creme egg whilst watching this...
ahintofelation 4 months ago 118
when i was little, i was attracted to shaggy from scooby doo. like, the actual cartoon.
i think alex is hot too..
gleeistheword 4 months ago 6
"EYYYYY YOOOOO EHHH!!! probably not gonna step down lol" - Moubarak
aarchieexox 4 months ago 8
I just want to jump on you (obvs) and cut that little piece of hair on the side of your head that's been annoying me throughput this video..
MrsFredWeasley98 4 months ago
She was in an egg for only 3 days? Not a lot of time for development
Harvzey 4 months ago 6
THere must be something wrong with me . . . I think its fairly awesome that she sat in an egg for 3 days . . . Courage that . . . And madness . . . "Its amazing how often those two traits coincide" (Jack Sparrow said that about madness and brilliance . . .)
And her CD is about people who can only feel joy? I mean, the music is cheerful, but I just thought that it was about romantic love, prejudice, rebellion, America and such . . . I thinkSheDoesNotCareHowPeopleInterpretAsLongAsTheyBuy
playfulkitty828 4 months ago
The scary thing is that nobody EVER said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. There's some nightmare fuel for you. He could have been just some poor human guy.
DalekHunter1994 4 months ago 451
@DalekHunter1994 holy jesus! u are amazing! i pray 2 u!
NotSoTypicalAfterAll 4 months ago
@DalekHunter1994 My dad told me that Humpty Dumpty was a canon. Yes, a canon. You heard me world, not sure if it's true but according to my father, Humprty Dumpty was a historical innanimate object.
ouiseylou 3 months ago in playlist More videos from nerimon
@DalekHunter1994 Actually he was. Humpty Dumpty was a nickname for a king, his horse was named wall, and after he fell off a horse in battle and literally shattered his legs his people's response was little more than apathy.
thisisacleveralias 3 months ago
@DalekHunter1994 It was actually about a canon
ClaireLaBear11 2 months ago
@DalekHunter1994 Humpty Dumpty was a cannon in the English Civil war in Colchester...it fell off a wall and couldn't be put back together by the royalists (a.k.a. the kings men)
JustAnotherChloe 2 months ago
@DalekHunter1994 it also never says what gender he/she is
71D4K 1 month ago
@DalekHunter1994 nah he was a cannon that fell from the top of the castle he was guarding :)
NotOldJustNotYoung 1 month ago
@DalekHunter1994 Apparently it's because the original rhyme was a riddle, and you were supposed to guess, "Who or what was Humpty Dumpty?" I know it sounds really lame, but apparently the rhyme itself and the knowledge that Humpty Dumpty is an egg survived, but the context of it being a riddle didn't. Weird.
ThaMahstah 1 month ago
@DalekHunter1994 I heard about this a long time ago, and I went to look it up.
It does not, however, (I can't remember properly) the autor either said he was an egg, it was lost in "translation" or the front page of the book was an egg so you would know that it was an egg.
ApplesNGravy 1 week ago
@DalekHunter1994 Humpty Dumpty was a cannon...
PigsFlyingAeroplanes 1 week ago
@DalekHunter1994, it seems you have missed the point entirely. Originally it was a riddle, and you were supposed to make a guess at what he was if not human.
In truth, not a very clever riddle, a lot of things are hard to put together again after they break, but oh well. The reason it's common knowledge today that he's an egg is mostly just illustration in children's books.
TheDeerstalkerHat 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
OMG. Right when he said "these aren't powerful enough" my light went out.
char1089 5 months ago 3
Alex...did you get someone preganant you seemed to be talking about baby names and nursery rhymes....?
:L!
LucyFitzpatrickUK 5 months ago 6
Watch the full song of Born This Way, plus her talking at the beginning, it IS about a race!
1TheStuffChannel1 5 months ago
u wear a lot of jewellery
kaelynpeach 5 months ago
Not to be mean just to be clear, it;'s a vessel, 2nd she was there 4 3 days and she got out before the preformance and changed got a mic and went back in. cheers!
nnothin2dobututube 5 months ago
STOP THE FUCKING ADS.
pierceiscoolman 5 months ago 5
alex reminds me of Ricky Gervais :)
GcScribbler 5 months ago 3
Sometimes I wonder if he's high...
scordic92 5 months ago
You... Do sort of look like Shaggy, in the best way possible.
kodatastical 5 months ago 8
Maybe she pissed thru a tube
hjanelle14 5 months ago
Am I the only one who went "AHHHHHHHHHHH" when I realized he looked like Shaggy?.... Yeah?...aww...
OhThatsCeeCee 5 months ago 4
the ad that popped up: say no to frizzy hair
jocko9955 5 months ago
2:07 reminded me of the moon from the Mighty Boosh(':
magnifiquemonkey 5 months ago 2
how would she even breathe? And her piss would still be in that egg, so miss gaga, i think youre telling a little lie..
Amelia703 5 months ago
How would she have done the sound check?
EllsBells09 5 months ago 5
OMG it really is Shaggy!!
LePoissonDAvril 5 months ago
One of the Chaos Emeralds is in the egg with Lady Gaga!
mam62992 5 months ago
lol 40 MILLION PEOPLE IN CAIRO? lol I hope you were joking
wagneristhebest 5 months ago
When this video ended, I stared at the screen for a few seconds...and then laughed at the irony of it all.
?
SimplySimple97 5 months ago 2
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subscribeeee...i wonder if you will see all my comments?? hmm
NadineBeex 5 months ago
You are a Gaga fan. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
BillHartnelliscool27 6 months ago 5
188 people can't find the Chaos Emeralds. xD
Vanessarandom1 6 months ago 3
yeh...she's in an egg...she's got some meat in there, probably, wuuh! XD
Alizastack 6 months ago
OMG I always knew Alex looked familiar! Now I know why!!!!!!!! He's Shaggy!!!!!!!!
TheClaregirl 6 months ago 5
HES SOOO RANDOM I LOVE IT!!!!!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
Ahhhhdddd 6 months ago
so is charlie fred?
potterismypassion 6 months ago 6
:O shaggy!!!!
joshisawesome3 6 months ago
Hatched this way.
FutureAbe 6 months ago 11
"hey it's me, shaggy from scooby-doo"
can. never. be. unseen.
kt76943 6 months ago 188
What a talkative boy
rutsableich 6 months ago
"that don't feel hate..."
the Daleks new enemy?
RiverPond00 6 months ago 3
I love you. You make my day. :)
acousticangle22 6 months ago
CHAOS EMERALDS.
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?
TheRainbowInsanity 6 months ago
where did she piss?
climaeo 6 months ago
how bad she must have smelled after those three days..
happiehtoast 6 months ago
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Dude put that emerald back in tails,s plane!
CrazeeCorbin 6 months ago
Dude put that emerald back in tails,s plane
CrazeeCorbin 6 months ago
where do you get the emeralds from?? they're AWESOME!!!!^.^ xx
freddiebobJr 6 months ago
Do you think lady gaga sat in an egg for three days?
marrisadenkendi 6 months ago
Na Nou Na Nou!!
zapryan99 6 months ago
oh-oh, now you can't undo it.
maryjoysanderson 6 months ago
i cant believe she was in an egg for 3 days!!!
Samra Shaae
playmatekisskiss 6 months ago
i cant believe she was in an egg for 3 days!!!
Samra Shaae
playmatekisskiss 6 months ago
I. Want. Chaos. Fucking. Emeralds. *dies of jealousy*
IThinkTITOSdead 6 months ago
you think ur fucking russell brand and ricky gervais
BeenThereSmokedThat 6 months ago
My thought exactly at the end "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!" purely out of shock and jealousy that he even has those.
thisiskindadifficult 6 months ago
2:53 yay nerimon is a little monster!
marianneworks 7 months ago
DO LIBYA IN 3 MINUTES COZ IT'S CONFUSING
nebandsmite 7 months ago
when in the humpty dumpty nursery rhyme did they say hes an egg
kimmik105 7 months ago
i was just like wtf at the end 0_o
MrFrostingbutt 7 months ago
@MrFrostingbutt I KNOOOOOWWWW
thisiskindadifficult 6 months ago
shaggy from scooby doo?
at least that's a one-up from Justin Bieber, who by the way is Whelma (Velma) the one in the orange sweater... the nerdy one...
commenter2498 7 months ago
@commenter2498 yes
swishandflicker54 7 months ago
@swishandflicker54
yes what?
commenter2498 6 months ago
@commenter2498 oh i thought you were askin if velma was the one in the orange sweater :P sorry
swishandflicker54 6 months ago
@swishandflicker54
ah. no it's ok.
\m/(>.<)\m/
even thought hat has nothing to do with anything... i just like that emoticon ok? ok. ok.
commenter2498 6 months ago
@commenter2498 love it
swishandflicker54 6 months ago
"hope ya like it..... bruv XD
frindsarelikefamily 7 months ago
you go through shirt phases. :)
travelingcharlie313 7 months ago
She was in an egg for 3 days.
Thats sorta embeded in my head. O__O
ismelllikepizza 7 months ago
She WAS an egg for many years.
RegiCheese 7 months ago
The nursery rhyme never says that humptey dumptey was an egg . . .
MaddieMartin9797 7 months ago 8
oh god tht last emerald bit was briliantttt! looool
GattaEstefina1 7 months ago
wait.... was she in an egg for three days? sorry didnt quite catch that. :P
MeghhanTron 7 months ago 214
I love your rendition of Mubaraks speech :D
ImogensImagination18 7 months ago
'the egg what she was in'....
PurpleNinjaRawr 7 months ago 5
she was in an egg for 3 days!
zedkpea 7 months ago
Where are the SCOOBY SNACKS?!
Ketchup9393 7 months ago
and the security guard went like 'alright'
mubarak went like 'yea man'
iThingy66 7 months ago 6
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I hate Lady Gaga.
ShaeBug123 8 months ago
It wasn't an egg. It was an embryo... Now you know.
CookieMonsterIsHereX 8 months ago 8
pod people :)
ThePersianMonkey95 8 months ago
She was trying to prove to people that she was a chick
adtrkennedy 8 months ago 10
You said she was in an egg at least 9 times.... :)
KennaBill 8 months ago 12
@KennaBill At least 90 times I think... :P
BananaKing789 8 months ago
Probably not gonna step down, lol.
erinkay641 8 months ago
Areyou a virgin?.
essiemaylovescookies 8 months ago
& you wasted 5 minutes talking about someone in an egg.. whose more stupid?
TheShmexyProduction 8 months ago
@TheShmexyProduction you
RockStarIsland2010 7 months ago
For the first minute of this video I was convinced that Lady Gaga had just sat ON and egg, and then performed a song with egg on her ass.
Lozridge 8 months ago 3
your head is huge
fat1man1strangler 8 months ago
You seem like one of those fellers who instantly dismiss something as bad if they don't get it straight away and will fight to the death for their ill-informed opinion, despite the fact they know nothing about what they 'think is bad. Speaking in a sarcastic tone when talking about something doesn't make it any more stupid or bad.
greeeeeg2 8 months ago
What happened to your hair?
fxingglamhobo 8 months ago
I literally fell in love with you from 4:30 onwards
MissLydiamck 8 months ago
@DestineyRenee this was posted 3 days after my birthday
zedkpea 8 months ago
This is like my 3rd time watching this and I just realized it was posted on my birthday (: yay..
DestineyRenee 8 months ago
Awww you said summink!
citinsummikk 8 months ago
Lady Gaga loves to dress in food...first the meat dress, then an egg...
Ssmileplz 8 months ago 2
WHAT HAS SEEN
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
I'm now going to call you Shaggy
forever :3
CagayakeGirl 8 months ago 4
| thought I had seen you somewhere
90210cupcakexxx 9 months ago 3
Does anyone else think Lady Gaga pours glue on herself and rolles around in random objects?
hannahzzz99 9 months ago 447
@hannahzzz99
did you get that from Becoming Human?
Cameo0434 7 months ago
@hannahzzz99
rolles.
caitlinjillybelle 7 months ago
@hannahzzz99
probly
rainbowskittlers17 6 months ago
@hannahzzz99 Like a katamari?
769Del 6 months ago
@769Del
Sure ;)
hannahzzz99 6 months ago
@hannahzzz99 GASP LIVING KATIMARI!
net2700 5 months ago
@net2700 Yeah ;) except she doesnn't get fatter ;)
hannahzzz99 5 months ago
@hannahzzz99 oh....maybe she rolled hersehelf in olive oil for the meat dress...:P x
LucyFitzpatrickUK 5 months ago
@LucyFitzpatrickUK Haha xD