Redneck Martini

[annielouism]

you are such an original. Enjoy the heck outta your videos. I know this is probably not on your list, being you are such a manly man, but do you have any recipes for a Chocolate Martini..?? Hey did I just here you sneer?! anyway, I had one down here in Florida at Beef Obradys and it was out of this world good. They wont tell me their recipe... Tks

[FromUnderTheRock]

@annielouism

thanks...the sneer part made me laugh (I did kinda sneer). And I've never had a chocolate martini in my life, although I doubt I'd turn one down.

[CheazyGeazy]

bon appetyte

[BootsieBunny42]

Gin... Gin gin gin. But I love the idea of a jar as the shaker. Great Idea!

[Mikej1592]

ROFLMAO blast from the past hilarious

[wildbill1911A1]

This is a great recipe. Can I say if was from an old family friend? Lunch, Dinner, ... late at night .. and to jumpstart the day.

[klimkcoC]

lol. awesome vid, as per usual!!

[VirtuallyAddicted]

I like your Mom! :)

I went to college and I still drank Smirnoff. :P

[jpjustpunk]

hahahahaha vodka joke closer was choice. you never disappoint lol.

[steviebkhall]

That was hilarious ! I showed it my mom - she didn't get .whatever. rhanks

[FromUnderTheRock]

@steviebkhall

My mom watches my videos and she NEVER gets them....I think she worries about me.

[YngMaji1]

Great vid as usual - a real flair of humor intertwined with the instruction! If you want to upgrade your vodka but not downgrade your wallet - try Luksusowa. It is a polish potato vodka (so it is as smooth as Belvedere or Van Gogh or other super premiums) but at about a Smirnoff price.

[FromUnderTheRock]

@YngMaji1

I'll have to give that a try....Smirnoff is really more of a screwdriver vodka than a martini vodka.

[fal2grace]

love it:) thanks

[miniixio]

Is there something else i could use instead of alcohol? =D

[FromUnderTheRock]

@miniixio

definitely not

[miniixio]

@FromUnderTheRock Hahaha didn't think so :P

[fatmaninachair]

@miniixio well, from what I understand, they do sell alcohol-free vodka. Coca-cola has a brand they put out called "Dasani," though it's a little over-priced for me.

[FromUnderTheRock]

@fatmaninachair

too funny ---that's a great comment to read first thing in the morning :^)

[miniixio]

@fatmaninachair True, it is very overpriced.

[motimuatit]

I love my olives to look like they are on steroids ... funny ....

[mc5971]

I tried a martini once (damned peer pressure) and didn't care for it. Seems they served mine in the wrong glass. Martinis in mason jars... what would Popcorn Sutton think?

[FromUnderTheRock]

@mc5971

Perhaps he'd have bottled it, called it Martini Moonshine, and served it with a side of beef jerky. Doesn't sound too bad.

[Bakahashiyo]

I tried this but I didn't have any vodka or olives so I did it with whiskey and silver skin pickled onions. It was terrible.

[FromUnderTheRock]

@Bakahashiyo

whoa! --just the sound of that drink made my face skrunch up.

[alonealotta]

vodka now there's something I can cook...twist..pour..drink... repeat...=)

[paullees557104]

i love olives stuffed with anchovies mmmmmm.

[Pussymcfats]

fuck Buck, I knew you had good taste.

Olives are fine cheeses are truly Indeed

[drewnetwork]

I tried to follow along but it turned out I've got no vodka nor olives. Will this work with whiskey and Chex?

[FromUnderTheRock]

@drewnetwork

(shudders)

[DruidAnthony]

Wow cool my mother taught me how to hide her bags of cocaine in the wall's when cops would come around when I was like 6...

Other then that I never really learned anything from the drunken whore other then to live in the woods/desert and off the grid. Even at that I still taught my self how to live laugh @ that huh.

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Any how looks like a good mixed drink I'll have to give it a shot or what you would say a few fingers eh hehe.

[sheri226]

I like Smirnoff or Absolut if I have a few extra bucks. Nice Video and Excellent Recipe.

[Airave]

Hahaha! Grrrr8 one, Mr. Rock!

Best olive recipe ever! :D

[xaniathecoolest]

SWEET!!!!!! Thanks for the recipe!!! It's 9am, I just woke up, and I'm trying it out. I hope it kickstarts my day!! Fuck cereal. This is a true breakfast.

[FromUnderTheRock]

@xaniathecoolest

you can always pour it over cereal ---fiber is important!!

[oojamaflipper]

you're hairy. win!

[ridefreeordie6]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! you talk about your mom making it to jump start the day, and it ends up being a cocktail!!

[FromUnderTheRock]

@ridefreeordie6

my mom always marched to her own jukebox.

[ridefreeordie6]

@FromUnderTheRock

yea no disrespect, i thought it was funny.

[kookiemoose]

my mom had a similar recipe. Hers had a sorta northern newengland flare to it, but with the same results.

[FromUnderTheRock]

@kookiemoose

newengland flare? that could be a dash of maple syrup, a splash of clam juice, or a hardy heap of work ethic.

[Steagan]

'i like to throw like 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 olives in there' lmao

[FromUnderTheRock]

@Steagan

definitely NOT an exaggeration. the more olives I have in my drink --the more successful I feel.

[kidblood1]

Nice 1...hungry and thirsty

[zilvova]

I am going ttry this, and.... you are all right dude

[TheChelseacraze]

I hope X likes his, lol, come make this for me XD

[TheChelseacraze]

@TheChelseacraze I meant * this lol

[FromUnderTheRock]

@TheChelseacraze

she better----I don't know any other olive recipes

[HelmetBoyAndFriends]

olives are sexy as F&#$%

true story.

[g1Chase357]

I'm a fan of Ketel One, as it's now my preferred taste, but Smirnoff is the Cadillac of cheap vodka. Forget that Aristocrat shite.

[FromUnderTheRock]

@g1Chase357

Aristocrat holds a dear place in my heart...it used to be the well vodka at my favorite french quarter haunts.

[hydr0p0nic]

Cocktail

rated 5.3 out of 10 on IMDB

"When he pours, he reigns"

[FromUnderTheRock]

@hydr0p0nic

"When he pours, he reigns"

that is beyond funny.

[StylidiumLane]

Toothpicks are good for cleaning out your pipe ;)

[FromUnderTheRock]

@StylidiumLane

reading this made Martha Stewart pop into my head. true story.

[StylidiumLane]

@FromUnderTheRock Martha Stewart uses a pipe?

[RedBAkid]

@FromUnderTheRock LOL i want my olives to look like steroids...made my day LOL

[MattafixTm]

Nice.

[yaffytaffy12345]

You just made my day. haha