Straight Outta Clacton!

[Beccicat]

Hometown or not everyone that lives in Clackerz know's it's a shit hole, get over it. This is so true and makes me die every time i watch it hahahaahaah

[2012MissMolly]

That vid is not S***T it is good. well done

[JMEpinner91]

i love how they rip the shit out of clacton lmao

[Lishy1996]

I miss the days of Magic city :(

[lolaabbyx]

loool makes us look dutty

[lionlionish]

what a bucnch of pricks

[lionlionish]

what a bucnch of pricks

[Fennell19900]

@lionlionish lol, from clacton are we?

[reecethfc97]

legends.

[IpswichTilliDie1]

Clacton is a shit hole!

[2012MissMolly]

@IpswichTilliDie1 Clacton is my home town, thank u very much!!!!!

[IpswichTilliDie1]

@2012MissMolly So? Still doesn't make it in any less of a shit hole

[Imurdau]

Fucking costa del clackton lol

When there to work last week it's full of wannabe gangsters who can't afford a villa in Spain so they bought a caravan in clackton funny as fuck

[EMMA0RUBYx]

this is nothing like clacton ur making it look bad :/

[jungsbodyguard]

@EMMA0RUBYx It's just a satire :)

[PnutButter1986]

@EMMA0RUBYx You've obviously never been on a night out in Clacton

[Alex90780]

Clacton the biggest shithole in Essex.. except Jaywick.

[Mudskippersam]

@Alex90780 Did you hear some woman in Jaywick won the Euromillions?? What the fuck is someone from Jaywick gonna do with 50 million quid...

[Alex90780]

@Mudskippersam Probably move somewhere better.. like Clacton.

[Mudskippersam]

@Alex90780 Or burn down Jaywick and rebuild it out of something other than driftwood =/

[toppertruthio]

clactons so rough the butlins staff carry flick knives

[johnny4463435]

so basily he got sparkd in clacton n he wz so mad abowt it he made a hole music vid cz hes to scered to cum bak n tak shit to are fases

wot a fukin lil geek lol

[jamesvarty98]

@johnny4463435

i would love to know who you are and who you are refering to?

[johnny4463435]

@jamesvarty98 fuk u on abowt freek

[MentalToss]

You Clacton boys have got nothing on Brightlingsea!

[TheSmithtek]

Pure awesomeness

[rebeccamatey]

So proud of where I live.

[missrachiemcfuzz]

Brilliant

[hardensam]

IMMENSE

[GonnaGetLouder]

PISS OF CLACTON, IT'S ALL ABOUT US HEYBRIDGE BOYZ =D

[TClementsUK1]

Chav-hop.

[dennymeta]

92 people didn't manage to leave Clacton.

[MrWhiteBoi4Lyf]

Does anyone actually know it's a Clacton white parody of Straight Outta Compton by N.W.A?!?!

[xxChloeLovesMCRxx]

LOL.

[moviesunrated]

The message at the beginning was hilarious XD

[AustinAzathoth]

lol ive seen this a few times still makes me laugh just weird seeing Clacton in something o_O

[alcopeland1974]

This is fuckin spot on!!!!

[pussbuketnott06]

loved it guys :D

check my one out too :)

[1985billyedward1985]

haha i was born in clacton, i went to alton park primary school, i lived in old road, and i remember the days of magic city..... i now live in australia... do you guys know simon wright ..thats me dad...and do you know marlon lockyer he lives here too....

[GotTheTime21]

this is Jim Dog and i say Fuck Clacton

[SpikeyMum]

Ahh Clacton, how I miss thee. You've done it justice boys - clever, apt and as funny as fuck :D

[GaryHumphrys]

I'd actually forgotten this video existed. it's still as funny as ever. brilliant

[bboynijntje]

I can't understand shit and its even my neighbour country IHAVE THE LANGUAGE ON SCHOOL WTF

[flynchy007]

I think alot of people missed the point of this video or do not know the meaning of

" PARODY "



[WRINGAVIDMASTER]

@flynchy007 i'm not sure the kids in this vid are trying to be funny, they're actually like that in clacton

[flynchy007]

@WRINGAVIDMASTER Please tell me your being sarcastic or are you just plain thick

[nevardc271084]

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

No wait?

[Andrewskater642]

@nevardc271084 nemesis i think you're trying to say

[glen869]

u Clacton boy must be wasteman that Video shit man lmao

[RoseThornish]

Hey i am from Clacton i love the beach and the the pier and it is full of chavs drunks and druggies x

[Trialbystone17]

Fuck I was gonna parody the original song about Southamp-ton. Don't think I'll be able to out do this.

[EssexGirl6]

Hilarious video and the first guy singing is hottt

[snahfu]

@EssexGirl6 lmao, username to die for.

[sillygirluk]

wow, thats a great vid!, very entertaining!

[rattyfattymattyboy]

im from clacton

[TheLonesomeJack]

CLACTON MATE

[iammaflyboi]

It's just a joke but i tell you it's a fucking funny one at it LOL

[StanlyMusic]

This should be on BBC news. Awesome.

[landraiderares]

"...still do the shopping for m'gran..." Just great.

[datcheeseyguy]

lmao so good

[zomgtehrei]

the worm infront of the cars was kind of cool

[becki177]

lovee this :)

[TomMcCagherty]

This is Brilliant!

[gothicking999]

please stop this, your actually white....

[dogzabob]

@gothicking999

hey retard, clearly you dont know these guys are just having a laugh. not that there is any problem with white lads in grime e.g. Devlin

[drunkenduckfilms]

Brillant i just keep watching it over and over again i wish this was on itunes.

[becki177]

this made me laugh :) x

[LaploShow]

lllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo­oooooooolllllllllllllll

[e7bdc]

Wicked wicked wicked just got back from clacton today and you boys are spot on. Most people who are from the old skool east end have had something to do with clacton in the past including myself (maybe this is it's downfall lol) Big up clacton AKA Dagenham on sea.

[tmandtheibs]

Loving your video, guys! We shot a video in Clacton as well a couple of weeks ago, check it out, it's called Donkey, Punch and Judy.

Big up from Barnet

[LittlPussi]

Excellent, I am still wiping my eyes.

[RyanHaslegs]

i agree clacton is full of chavs everytime i see on i say macdonalds main men :L

[skyed00]

clacton is not realy like thattt

[RawTalkRecordings]

lol this is funny as hell, wicked chaps!

rawtalkrecordings . com

[robspurbritboy]

great tune reminds me of when i lived there

[RuthlessRecords2010]

Like Tha Blonde GirL ... xD STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON Rulzz !

[hjwism]

you twat this is obviously a piss take so why dont you taker your holier than thou act somewhere else you pretentious prick!?

[euro4569]

Clacton sucks

[skyed00]

@euro4569 Thanx a bunch , I COME FROM CLACTON , and i know it sucks

[dusk19491]

lol fkin brilliant!

[rsdave1973]

Lonsdale Nuff Said

[phillyveitch]

pure genius

[phillyveitch]

pure genius!!!

[phillyveitch]

pure genius! 

[LucyK1981]

Talentless chav faggots.

[reggiewsks]

hehe, like it......

[summerdaez]

days of magic city ,, watching this always makes me smile

[bazo87]

Everyone chill out its a joke KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BOIIIIS, and Rich Sorry couldnt make our 3rd encounter tonight bagga had everyone meet himt early, anyways peace out, straight from down south

[sexylegs9999999999]

@mcdonaldsmainmen

well said lmao.

[speeslider]

Yo,

You Brits are A OK with me. good ass rap. You all are MAD CRAZY. keep it up mates.

[SuicideScott]

this is INCREDIBLE.

[jaquestephenze]

fuck me i miss magic city. i want a hat with my name on. funny as fuck you jokers. used to spend my summer hols down at highfields holiday park till they dug everywhere up to put more caravans make more monies. BIG UP DINO THE DINOSAUR. BRAPP

[euro4569]

Man you really captured clacton (and yourselves) for what it is. A shit town with shitty people living on us the taxpayers. I'm really glad the Tories are in. YOu people give England a back reputation with your benefit culture and slag hoes.

[jaquestephenze]

@euro4569 mate its Torry fucks like you that for one don't realise they voted Torry too so you need idiots like the ones you speak of and secondly this is obviously a satirical look at how things are/ was probably fucked because of the previous Torry government, be ready for cuts cuts and more cuts. ROBIN HOOD TAX ALL THE WAY. I wish you a slow and painful death.

[sexylegs9999999999]

do one about jaywick nexy guys well done great vid and lovin the tune:)

[sexylegs9999999999]

great vid and cool tune keep up the god work.can we see one for jaywick now plz lads:) x

[cantytoofly]

seriously if anyone doesn't think this is a total piss take ... wtf

[BigBud953]

embarrassment to essex bunch of pussys

[Whitleybabiiify]

fuk u mcdonaaldsmainmen you aint no nigga of my bitch straight out of kansas bitch

[swettybettybob]

McDonalds Main Men? Ooooh that's well sad.

[gothicking999]

what are you doing? actually i dont even care what your doing, just stop, and never do this again.

[BryantCastaneda]

This is pretty good

[chrisbeef75]

@mcdonaldsmainmen

haha this video was fantastic! Just wished you had done Romford instead lol

[LHridebmx]

ROMFORD PLEASE (Y) :)

[TheJamieoconnell]

@mcdonaldsmainmen  thts classic boys well done lmao i love it

[Akaprutko]

придурки какиета

херня полная

[gangafam]

cant belive people keep wacthing this shit

[Abrezsnyak]

funny ass video

[madmank1993]

what the fuk u on bout i dnt hang on the streets ya mug im in the army wt kinda job do u think you will get on fukin utube making stupid videos like this ur all stupid u lot even look it.

[anjinsan9000]

Good work lads, I must be going a bit daft in me old age, I thought it was real at first. Its much better than the black out crew.

[lcside]

bloody wankas oi con't even tell what ye is yakkin aboot in ye pussy european accents.

Learn how to speak properly so the rest of the world can understand what the hell you say without playing it back 5 times.

Cherio

[hail12334]

@lcside you dont know what your talking aboot mate...

[cantytoofly]

@lcside "properly" the language is called English for a reason. being Canadian you can hardly comment on accents i think its aboot time you do one buddy!

[thegirlgrundy]

I worked in Clacton. Very accurate vid!

[enjoimann]

You guys talk funny

[Ethridge5150]

that was funny as hell.. i love it. where the hell is Clacton?

[fiestasiphil]

@Ethridge5150 its in essex about 10 miles from colchester

[bigfox1st]

fit girls.

[xHipHopQueeNx2010]

<33333 awesome-ness.

[WrestlingAGW]

madmank1993 fancys the mainmen i think

[cheekymonkey0770]

Lmao, nice one you Big Macc fuckers! Nah seriously, not bad, had me cracking up so much! Gets a thumbs up from me N.W.A (UK Style), that's Not Wiggas AAAIIIGGGHHHHT! ;)

[cheersfan101]

i love clacton and that was lol

[enzokj01]

Hahaha, hilarious.

For a second, i actually thought that chavs had done this music video, and i was scared, cause that would mean that they're getting smarter. But it's okay, cause it's obviously someone that has some semblance of a brain.

Please take the piss out of chavs some more.

[madmank1993]

nope but ur ppl r just fukisa

[madmank1993]

why the fuk willi like them wallads they cnt ra for shit i might just come mcdonalds nd justlob shit at them nd laugh in der faces. there pussys coz they cant message me back its you so stp bum linking them ya moist.

[xgeorgiinax]

short temper  Kieran ;)

[madmank1993]

there fucking shit ill shit in all there mouths lil pussys here r

[xgeorgiinax]

jealous? Dont lie ;) Asif youu dont love them ^o)

[madmank1993]

you lot r fukin nob heds how can ya put dat up u can rap for shit :L:L fukin pussy's

[xgeorgiinax]

:O how rude :| your just jealous mate ;) Asif mcdonalds main men aint great :D ♥

[TheLonesomeJack]

Jane hornycastle ;)

[Cbig79]

Nice!

[essexmole]

quality guys keep it up

[RAIDERS58th]

Holy fucking shit! This one of funniest things I've ever seen on YOUTUBE! English wiggers. God help us.

[rickyrixta]

u fukin white ass bitches!

[ToxicMadn3ss]

@rickyrixta

u fukin black ass whore

[cubebru]

Ha ha ha Quality!

[CrackPedlar]

Im knockin up town slappaz like daily!!! geniussss!

[longview01]

omg, is that hailey in that bed?

[Bolloxnob]

sik choon

[Bolloxnob]

dis iz sick bruv

[graffiitisfortwats]

This is rrrrather amusing, one does find these chav bastards to be a great source for entertainment.

[Bolloxnob]

hu is u callin a chav bastard blad suk ur mum

[graffiitisfortwats]

I shall not suck my own mater. But you can gleefully suck on my engorged phallus.

[popinoz]

Now that was good! did i recognise a certain miss lancaster?? went down well with me vodka redbull!.

[RobotGangstaTutorial]

"qd where i buy my flat cap" PMSL!

[speckyben]

NICE

[MsGemmaBaby]

fucking funny shit :) xxx

[PineyPine]

It's a satire people, duuh!

Love it :)

[Zeerios]

ahahahaa :D nice

[draggin29]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[isojuusto]

how stiupid do you have to be to broadcast on youtube that you deal drugs and get girls pregnant? it doesn't make you look cool.

[jamblee]

Nice spoof radar there, nice.

[thegfromwest]

there being sarcastic isojusto good your soo dumb

[Technowench]

Well Kool init man :-)

[RolexTharsus]

Ooh Morris Minor & the Majors are back!

[nsuspartanlegion]

Did they say "Wiggers"!?! I must admit...this is funny as fuck!!

[mightymike60]

Isn't this just real life in Clacton anyway?

[25209098]

The best thing i've ever seen!!!!!!! Pure genious yeah! Cant believe there are people dumb enough in this world who dont realise it's a joke. Stupid cuntz DIE!!

[Whitey2607]

lol funny and true u gotta love it

[AngelGarcia831]

what kind of bullshit is this?

[doddzy0]

@AngelGarcia831 its comedy m8

[Rachhh2k8]

hiya can anyone tell me what the lyrics are at 3.15 minutes and 3.25 please?

[euro4569]

all i can say is I can't wait to move out of this town and out of essex.

[wissyman1]

clacton rock i now i of thows gise

[Torriano33]

That was good!

[doddzy0]

tht ricks or rich is the funniest

[MakaveliDaDon777]

ROFL!!! the british version thats pretty funny

[FootballingExpert]

2:12 amazing lol

[JLPBeatz]

WHITE PUNK AZZ BITCH

[Wongalicious]

Excellent LOL, great Clacton theme video.

I live in Clacton all my life. Just luv it. I must say you are the one of the best Clacton rapper.

Best of luck for your study in Uni.

[gurls4life]

hilarious! :)

[TRB1946]

Proper funny shit guys, pissed myself laughing, ha ha ha...

[mld72mld]

Thanks !!!

♥

[AijArsim]

this is cool

very nice guys

[oakesy68]

wow clacton it just went down hill when they bulldozed butlins boyee

[steverblock]

Funny as FCUK!!!!

[colunited247]

.....oh yeah all the real plastic gangster's ( the kind of peep's this tune is about) would write lyric's that talk about doing the shopping for there Nan?!!. Come on now people wakey wakey!!!, I am starting to think that all you peep's that don't get it and are asking if this is for real are no better than the Chav scum that this tune is based on! Sorry if i come across like a moaning twat but it is starting to do my head right in having to explain the same thing over and over again!!

[colunited247]

OK I SHIFT COKE BY THE GRAM BUT I STILL DO THE SHOPPING FOR ME NAN!!...... I must of played this video a good 40+ time's but every time I hear those lyric's I have to chuckle!!.That is what I mean about all you people that ask is this a joke etc.....how on earth can you not tell that this is a piss take with lyric's like that?!?........