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Iv Waatcheed Thiss Videoo Looaads Ov timees Andd It Still Maakes Mee Laauugh ,, Peeanut & Je-Fu-Fu I Looove Yoou <3 OMG I Loove A Pupeet Ahhh Shiit <3<3<3!xxx
Peanut: Scuse me. Jeff: What? Peanut: Who the hell is "heff?" Jeff: He said Jeff Peanut: No, he said "heff." Jeff: It's the same thing. Peanut: Uh, no it's not. Jose, wat'd you say? Jose: I said, "Senior Chhhef." Peanut: What the fu-- now he said "Chhhef." Jeff: It's all the same Peanut: Didn't you watch sesame street. Jeff is Jeff, Heef is Heff, and Chhhef is Chhhef. One of these things just dosen't belong here! Todays show is sponsered by: Chhhhhhhh!
That was a funny show I watched it all this is a series on youtube. It starts with Walter then ackmed then the super hero then peanut then peanut and jose
So José, are you legal, are you legal, are you legal, are you legal, legal, legal, legal, are you legal, are you legal, legal, legal, legaaaaaal? FUNNY. LOL.
just make sure hes leagall hes legall hes legall
MrZeldahero 1 week ago
It was probably a horrible Pogo accident you know: Doing Doing kchhht!!!
The15982 2 weeks ago 2
@The15982 olie
Jakanddaxter1999 1 week ago
jeff is jeff . heff is heff nad hegfff is hegfff , one of these things just doesnt belong here
daisies11100 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Peanut: One of these things just doesn't belong here! Tonight's show is sponsered by the sound chhhck.
Jeff: I'm sorry, Jose.
Jose: It's okay.
Jeff: Okay.
Jose: He's an idiot.
Peanut: You're on a stick. Stick-k-k. Jeff-f-f. Hahaha =D
DontPokeMyKookie 3 weeks ago 5
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SourceBoltMedia 3 weeks ago
I love all of it to even comment my favourite part
xmickym1997x 3 weeks ago
tonights show is sponserd by GHEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I FRIKIN LOVE PEANUT
TheFeather45 1 month ago
Did U ever watch Sesame ST.????? Jeff is Jeff and Heff is Heff. And gheff is gheff...
One of these things just does not belong here!
killianare1 1 month ago
Jeff:Are you happy here?
Jose:Sometimes I fear for my life
Jeff:Why's that
Peanut:Taco Bell
:)
AJMONEY101 1 month ago 3
44 people had horrible pogo accidents.
82ravens 1 month ago
Doing doing! Pop! Olay!
82ravens 1 month ago
didnt u watch sesame street? jeff is jeff heff is heff and hckeff is hckeff. lmfao
MrJbfan5 1 month ago
I found the é and ñ. José the jelepeño
711dct 1 month ago
@711dct
ON A STICK!!!
Raptorman0205 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
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who the hell id heff?
jaida0arzola 1 month ago in playlist Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity
Come here puppet boy! Lmao XD
alexcool211 1 month ago
sticaka!! jefafa!!! HAHAHA!!!! LOL
metalhead666mudafuka 1 month ago
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Wow, not funny at all.
aaronkchollon 1 month ago in playlist Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity
"What's that, a freakin pickle on a pencil?" LMFAO!
GialloHorror 1 month ago
Jeff: what was the first phrases you learn in english
Peanut: Help me, push my car
HAHaa :D
Rk679 2 months ago
43 people don't belong here
sinneruki 2 months ago
my name's josey and people pronounce it jose >_<
iarerandomxD 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
It's okay, he's idiot
You're on a stick, sti ka ka, je fa fa, ah ha ha!
MultiPearl007 2 months ago
PICKLE ON A PENCIL!!
chaselovespizza 2 months ago
On a stick
Michaelminch 2 months ago
come here puppet boy make your daddy talk
Berrylious100 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
Tonight's show is sponsered by the sound: *phlegm*
exoddusman3 2 months ago
jose: sometimes im afraid for my life
Jeff: why?
Peanut: taco bell!!
LOL
nyxhighpreistess 2 months ago in playlist jeff dunham spark of insanity full 3
WHATS THAT A FRICKIN PICKLE ON A PENCIL STOP IT !!! LOL.
ChA0t1XClan 2 months ago
nice
bntrak.net
bntrak 2 months ago
will someone help me push my car?
smith69ification 2 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity 2
i just baught a penut doll on ebay :D
MrJeffjeff99 3 months ago 3
Bitch on a stick. Nuff said.
weheonline 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105 3
i thought we were in america speaking freakin English but it didnt see the chek over the e which magically changes Josie in to freakin Jose
Lmptv1 3 months ago 2
XD i got a toyota ad XD
Alottab0nez 3 months ago 2
make your daddy talk lmao
warsib 3 months ago
@warsib Peanut and Jose made me laugh so hard i got a stitch in my side :D xx
wormmon456 2 months ago
839,592 VIEWS 3,569 LIKES AND 43 DISLIKES..ONE OF THESE THINGS JST DOESNT BELONG HERE
AMAHRI4 3 months ago 4
42 people can't find either the chck over the e or the nyuh over the n on there FRIGGIN KEYBOARD
Freerealmsrocks1000 4 months ago
Jose- ees ok he's an idiot
Peanut- your the one on a stick
Stick ca ca
(looks at Jeff) Jeff fa fa
(looks at audience) ha ha ha
LMFAO!!!! :)
Freerealmsrocks1000 4 months ago
Does anyone know the name of the song that plays at the end?
Crosscountry618 4 months ago
43 people had a horable polo accident.
foxgirl1300 4 months ago
sick ca ca
jeff fa fa
ha ha ha
lol
peacelover292 4 months ago
jeff fa fa DUN HAAAM lol peanut
peacelover292 4 months ago
Jefuhfuh Dun Ham always makes me laugh.
estebancasanova 4 months ago
43 people left the like button in their other stick :)
zZNightOwlZz 4 months ago 2
The little 'nyuh' over the N, and the 'chck' over the E. Two freaking keys I can never find on a freaking KEYBOARD.
maxxam012 4 months ago 53
Jose- sometimes I'm afraid for my life
Jeff- why's that?
Peanut- TACO BELL
LMAO!!!!
Freerealmsrocks1000 4 months ago
42 people are jealous that they don't have another steeck
greatwolflogan 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
Oh im sorrryyy. I thought we were im americahhh speaking freking englishhhh
lol.
curiositydidkillX 4 months ago in playlist Liked
also you spelled jose wrong
casandrapamela 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Matan1105
lol did u notice the @ 2:04 they showed a mexican
and with the gay guy joke, they showed a guy who looked gay.
lol i love jeff dunham, cuz he can make ppl laugh @ themselves, that's a gwd comedian. ^_^
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Peanut : So Jose when you're typing, OH I'M SORRY
Jeff : Sorry Jose
Jose : Its ok I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him
HAHAHAHA
Fan2La 5 months ago
I honestly thought it was spelled Jos-ee, too O.o
goldenclubpenguin 5 months ago
Peanut: And trust me you would NOT do well in prison!
Jeff: Why not?
Peanut: C'mere puppet boy! Make your Daddy talk.
Jeff: Thaaaats nice. So your pretty sure id soon become someones--
Peanut: Bitch!
Jose: On a steeek.
curiositydidkillX 5 months ago 3
Jeffafa DUNHAM.com
MarioMan5839 5 months ago 2
Jeff: Jose, are you legal?
Si, senor, I have my green card.
Peanut: Ah. Where is your green card?
Jose: It's in my other steek!
LopezFam4Productions 5 months ago 3
@LopezFam4Productions
Peanut: Did you know that he had another stick.
Jeff: no.
Peanut: Do you know what that means???
Jeff: What???
Peanut: That one comes off.
Fan2La 5 months ago 2
lol
wili9427 5 months ago
who the hell is hef??? hahaha
ashilling97 5 months ago
some watches too much elmo
samploza 5 months ago
Peanut : So Jose when you're typing, OH I'M SORRY
Jeff : Sorry Jose
Jose : Its ok I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him
HAHAHAHA
ArissaBieber 5 months ago 48
So \you're pretty sure I'd become someone's-
Bitch
On a stick!
xD hahahahah lmbffao
TheAnimewatchergirl 5 months ago 2
Jeff: So, Jose, are you here on a temporary visa, are you here on a work visa?
Peanut: He's here on a stick.
LMAO
bibsbianca18 5 months ago 3
one of these things just doesent belong here XD!!!!
rowdy165 5 months ago
Iv Waatcheed Thiss Videoo Looaads Ov timees Andd It Still Maakes Mee Laauugh ,, Peeanut & Je-Fu-Fu I Looove Yoou <3 OMG I Loove A Pupeet Ahhh Shiit <3<3<3!xxx
MeMeMelolx 5 months ago
angusyoung15 5 months ago 2
Jeff: i understand you have a girlfriend?
Jose: si senior
Peanut: whats that....a frickin pickle on a pencil??? ahahahahhahaa
Baahahahahahaa.... Mii fav one Eva !!!!!!!!! xD
TriniChic15 5 months ago 2
peanut:*whispers* did u know he had another stick?
jeff: i had no idea!
peanut: u know wat that means?!
jeff: what?
peanut: it means that 1 come OUT! *looks at jose*
HILARIOUS!!!!!
shadowpuppyadspongy 5 months ago 2
stickacker
jeffafa
HAHAHA!
fudgecake212 5 months ago
On a stick
HBunited12 5 months ago
41 people don't know what comedy is!
adamsum1 5 months ago in playlist funny
Peanut: Scuse me !
Jeff: What
Peanut: who the hell is heff?
Jeff:No he said Jeff.
Peanut: No he said Heff!
Jeff: Its the same thing.
Peanut: Uh No its NOOOOOOT.
xDD
cupcakeredheadx 5 months ago
@cupcakeredheadx
peanut: jose wat did u say?
jose: i said cccceff
peanut: wat the f-NOW HES SAYIN CCCEFF!
shadowpuppyadspongy 5 months ago 2
A bad pogo accident... Olee!!! Lmfaooo
Landrover23 5 months ago
"comme'err puppet boy...... Make yer Daddy talk." I diedd laughin''.!
crazieluvrgrl 6 months ago
"Oneaa these thing's just doesn't belong here...♪♫" I dieddd
crazieluvrgrl 6 months ago
Else 41 people has sticks up they're ass!
XDthriller 6 months ago
41 things dosent Belong here!
XDthriller 6 months ago 2
@XDthriller that is freaking hilarous !! xDD
cupcakeredheadx 5 months ago
Pickle on a pencil
JDoggyDogg08 6 months ago
Stck-ka-ka
Jeff-fa-fa
Ha-ha-ha
LOL
GreatBroadwayFan 6 months ago
Jeff: I eard that you have a new girlfriend is that true?
Peanut: Who is she a freakin' pickle on a pencil?
MrRenato982 6 months ago
jeff:what your first frases? Peanut:Can you help me push my car? Is this I.D looks real? OMG this video is epic
MrRenato982 6 months ago
is this part 3 of peanut?
danceman51trendscape 6 months ago
I hear you got a new girlfriend, whos that? A pickle on a pencil!!
legowack1 6 months ago
That was a funny show I watched it all this is a series on youtube. It starts with Walter then ackmed then the super hero then peanut then peanut and jose
MrReply616 6 months ago
Peanut: did u knw he had another stick
Jeff: I had no idea
Peanut: u knw what that means
Jeff: What?
Peanut: that means that one comes out.
LmFaO !! haha
badwudgod 6 months ago
Pickle on a pencil?!
LLLLMMMMMMAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
lolzabubbles 6 months ago 2
hola senior heff
zeoalexo 6 months ago
Oleeeee!!!!:D
davematsu 6 months ago
Stick kukuu!!
Jeffafaa!!
hah ha haaa!! xD
silverfisken93 6 months ago
one of these things just doesnt belong here!
teamTRSjordan 6 months ago
Jose:im sure my stick is bigger then yours
Zappy123ful 6 months ago
at least my sick is bigger then yours
Zappy123ful 6 months ago
Jose: Im Some Times Afraid Of My Life Jeff: Why? Peanut: -whispers- Taco Bell LOL
aliar789 6 months ago 3
Jose: Its Ok Im Gonna Hire Achmed to kill him LOL
aliar789 6 months ago
Peanut: I Have A Question For Josie
aliar789 6 months ago
Peanut: I Have A Question For Josie
LOL
aliar789 6 months ago
"Its the same thing!"
"umm NOOOO its NOOTTTT"
TRSnsn1114 6 months ago
HE LOOKED LIKE A HOOD ORNAMENT FROM TACOOO BELLLLL :DDD
TRSnsn1114 6 months ago
Jeff:im sorry jose Jose:its ok hes a idiot LOL
aliar789 6 months ago
Peanut: Do U Watch Seasame Street!!! Jeff Is Jeff Heff Is Heff And cheff is cheff One Of These Things Just Dosnt Belong Here LOL!!!!!!!
aliar789 6 months ago
6:24-6:57 rofl too funny cant breathe
tristan3913 6 months ago
Tonight's show is sponsored by the sound: *static*
gaararox1108 6 months ago
Jeff : " you enjoy being in this country ?"
Jose:" SOmetimes im afraid of mah life"
Jeff: " whyy ?"
Peanut:" Taco Bell !"
LMFAO Gotta Love Peanut
lamyn95 6 months ago 40
41 people needed help pushing their car
chance551 7 months ago
If the two girls at 5.03 have seen this video, please message me your numbers xx
johnnydiggle 7 months ago
Ur jalapeneo. si , on a stick , RIght . Ur a mexican jalapeneo, on a stick , Right!. Are you a legal mexican jalapeneo on a stick?
Cookinggirl100 7 months ago
come here puppet boy make your daddy talk
Kratos4185 7 months ago 2
come here puppet boy!!!!
Kratos4185 7 months ago 2
So Josè are you here on a temporary visa or are you here on a work visa?
He's here on a stick :D
Jeff Dunham is great :D
DRIFTking95M 7 months ago
ur here on a stick. stick ka ka. jeff fuffa. hahaha
emogirl91000 7 months ago 19
Jose: Theres a cockroach in this box!
Jeff: A cockroach?
Jose: On a stick!
cracked me up
Moonclaw1000 7 months ago
Come here puppet boy
AngelBug109 7 months ago
i`m watching this in 2011 and i`m laughing like i`m watching first time =))Jeff is a god:))almost everytime i forgot that they are not alive
6Mihai6M6 7 months ago 5
Jose: Sometimes i am scared for my life.
Jeff: Why?
Peanut: Taco Bell !!
LMFAO
britttany14 7 months ago
thumbs up if at 5:30 he looks like a metapod.
ManCaptainPokey 7 months ago
Oh my god! What? I thought it was just stuck up his ass. Well, what's wrong? He doesn't have an ass!
taylorlover5 7 months ago
You're on a stick.
Stick-kaka, Jeff-fafa, Ha-haha
OMG XD peanut!
scrawn122 8 months ago 5
Peanut is my favorite....and the most racist. :)
GothicEmoHate16 8 months ago
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probably a po-go accident you know,doing doing kkk, ... olay
OLAY
anojiv 8 months ago
probably a po-go accident you know,doing doing kkk, ROFLMAO LOVE U PEANUT...
OLAY
anojiv 8 months ago 3
@anojiv Olé!!
ECL28E 8 months ago
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probably a po-go accident you know,doing doing kkk, ROFLMAO LOVE U PEANUT
anojiv 8 months ago
probably a po-go accident you know,doing doing kkk ROFLMAO
anojiv 8 months ago
Lol this was funny
jdpollard23 8 months ago
bitch on a stick :D
monkeypoo1993 8 months ago
Jose: Sometimes i am afraid for my life
Jeff: Why?
Peanut: Taco Bell!
LMFAO!
bloodyemo171 8 months ago 5
Did you know he had another stick? No i had no idea! do you know what that means? THIS ONE COMES OUT!
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liddlebee10 9 months ago
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Your on a stick! stick-ka-ka. Jeff-Fa fa. Ha ha ha!
What is she a freaking pickle on a penicil lol
liddlebee10 9 months ago
if peanut was on elmo..... let me just tell u i would still b watching that show till this day
steelercity71 9 months ago 122
@steelercity71 me two dude peanut and achmed are my fave
anojiv 8 months ago
@steelercity71 I guess it's a bad thing that I watch that show at 16 years old xD
JakeremWillEatYou 6 months ago
@JakeremWillEatYou hahahaha
steelercity71 6 months ago
@JakeremWillEatYou no its not i'm 9 and love this
9cuteface 6 months ago
@steelercity71 yes he is that hilarious
reelkid71 5 months ago
@reelkid71 uh... ya..
steelercity71 5 months ago
@steelercity71 same here
Fan2La 5 months ago
HOLY CRAP YOUR QUICK
it's like you KNOW
LMFAO
stewiegriffin2507 9 months ago
JEFF: do u enjoy being in this country?
JOSE: sometimes im afraid for my life..
JEFF: why?
PEANUT: ~whispers~ TACO BELL!
LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
shiatsu91896 9 months ago 70
I hear You have a new Girlfriend
Si Senor
What is that a Freaking Pickle on a Pencil?? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TylerPadgett96 9 months ago
So José, are you legal, are you legal, are you legal, are you legal, legal, legal, legal, are you legal, are you legal, legal, legal, legaaaaaal? FUNNY. LOL.
erniesigsoundfan 9 months ago
It's funny when Peanut interrupts the whole time when Jeff and José are having a conversation! LOL
erniesigsoundfan 9 months ago
omg my names is josie :L weiiird
XjosieXloveX 9 months ago
lol
"come here puppet boy..." loved that
Exia122 9 months ago
ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!!
proximity101 10 months ago
So José, when you're typing.. OH. I'M SOOORRRRYYYYYY.
Majaaarrr 10 months ago 4
are you legalegalegalegalegaaaaal?
MBPLmovies 10 months ago
i have a question for josey.. LMFAO i love peanut
picklejoe13 10 months ago 4
does this concern you?
no
y not?
(he's already here!)
~~~
sometimes im afraid for my life
y?
(taco bell!)
VioletFoxWolf 10 months ago
My dad downloaded the whole thing on Netflix. I got kind of bored after twenty minutes of Walter.
littlerandompeople 10 months ago
Come here puppet boy. Make ur daddy talk. Lol
Chizzy963369 10 months ago 4
ha peanut! excuse me. who the hell is heff! haha! to funny!
sisterA12345678 10 months ago
"Sometimes i'm afraid for my life!"
"why?"
"Taco Bell!" XDDDD
CloverschannelYt 10 months ago
jeff is jeff heff is heff and hhhhef is hhhhhef.. one these things just doesnt belong here! LMFAO
picklejoe13 10 months ago
I didn't understand what Peanut said from 2:20-2:22
ImpulsivePenguin 10 months ago
OH, im sorry...I thought we were in a America speaka a frickah english xD!
TeamMilky 10 months ago
Walter is famous because of hi's farting. But Peanut will be better :P
MegaPurpleWorld 10 months ago
Olé!
ajharris78 10 months ago
@ajharris78 r u mexican? how did u get the chicka over the e
123imadoofus 10 months ago
@123imadoofus no u press the one to the right of the plus then e, u dumb lol
wille1110 10 months ago
@wille1110 the right of plus on my keyboard is backspace
123imadoofus 10 months ago
if anyone doesn't know why Jose call jeff dunham , heff because in spanish the J sound is H.
MyLockerIs0212 10 months ago
I choked on apple juice when Jose randomly shouts, "Ole!"
kittiecatz88onrs 10 months ago
friggen love Peanut.
jackieellen6 10 months ago
your so funny i cried watching this from laughting so much
pharmerclaire 10 months ago
press 4 many times to hear peanut say: corn, corn, corn, corn, corn, corn
and btw, PEANUT IS THE BEST
indiemovieFX 10 months ago
come here puppet boy, make your daddy talk
SaintDaine97 10 months ago
@lovebud789 you idiot it isnt a nagger mexican jalapeno it is a legal mexican jalapeno
WickedTash 10 months ago
OLE!!!
TheInfamousMaximus 10 months ago
lol taco bell
Flamester013 11 months ago
Didn't you watch sesame street?
Jeff is jeff, heff is heff, and *flem*heff is *flem*heff.
One of these things just doesn't belong here!
Littleduckyblue 11 months ago 6
Peanut:HA! Come here puppet boy! Make your daddy talk!
Jeff:Thats nice. So your pretty sure id soon become someones...
Peanut:B***h!
Jose:On a stick.
ROTFLMFBOSHIMD
MyJordan2000 11 months ago 5
so jose, when you type...OH i'm sorreeeyyyyyy.
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