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  • just make sure hes leagall hes legall hes legall

  • It was probably a horrible Pogo accident you know: Doing Doing kchhht!!!

  • @The15982 olie

  • jeff is jeff . heff is heff nad hegfff is hegfff , one of these things just doesnt belong here

  • Peanut: One of these things just doesn't belong here! Tonight's show is sponsered by the sound chhhck.

    Jeff: I'm sorry, Jose.

    Jose: It's okay.

    Jeff: Okay.

    Jose: He's an idiot.

    Peanut: You're on a stick. Stick-k-k. Jeff-f-f. Hahaha =D

  • I love all of it to even comment my favourite part

  • tonights show is sponserd by GHEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I FRIKIN LOVE PEANUT

  • Did U ever watch Sesame ST.????? Jeff is Jeff and Heff is Heff. And gheff is gheff...

    One of these things just does not belong here!

  • Jeff:Are you happy here?

    Jose:Sometimes I fear for my life

    Jeff:Why's that

    Peanut:Taco Bell

    :)

  • 44 people had horrible pogo accidents.

  • Doing doing! Pop! Olay!

  • didnt u watch sesame street? jeff is jeff heff is heff and hckeff is hckeff. lmfao

  • I found the é and ñ. José the jelepeño

  • @711dct

    ON A STICK!!!

  • Come here puppet boy! Lmao XD

  • sticaka!! jefafa!!! HAHAHA!!!! LOL

  • "What's that, a freakin pickle on a pencil?" LMFAO!

  • Jeff: what was the first phrases you learn in english

    Peanut: Help me, push my car

    HAHaa :D

  • 43 people don't belong here

  • my name's josey and people pronounce it jose >_<

  • It's okay, he's idiot

    You're on a stick, sti ka ka, je fa fa, ah ha ha!

  • PICKLE ON A PENCIL!!

  • On a stick

  • come here puppet boy make your daddy talk

  • Tonight's show is sponsered by the sound: *phlegm*

  • jose: sometimes im afraid for my life

    Jeff: why?

    Peanut: taco bell!!

    LOL

  • WHATS THAT A FRICKIN PICKLE ON A PENCIL STOP IT !!! LOL.

  • nice

    bntrak.net 

  • will someone help me push my car?

    

  • i just baught a penut doll on ebay :D

  • Bitch on a stick. Nuff said.

  • i thought we were in america speaking freakin English but it didnt see the chek over the e which magically changes Josie in to freakin Jose 

  • XD i got a toyota ad XD

  • make your daddy talk lmao

  • @warsib Peanut and Jose made me laugh so hard i got a stitch in my side :D xx

  • 839,592 VIEWS 3,569 LIKES AND 43 DISLIKES..ONE OF THESE THINGS JST DOESNT BELONG HERE

  • 42 people can't find either the chck over the e or the nyuh over the n on there FRIGGIN KEYBOARD

  • Jose- ees ok he's an idiot

    Peanut- your the one on a stick

    Stick ca ca

    (looks at Jeff) Jeff fa fa

    (looks at audience) ha ha ha

    LMFAO!!!! :)

  • Does anyone know the name of the song that plays at the end?

  • 43 people had a horable polo accident.

  • sick ca ca

    jeff fa fa

    ha ha ha

    lol

    

  • jeff fa fa DUN HAAAM lol peanut

  • Jefuhfuh Dun Ham always makes me laugh.

  • 43 people left the like button in their other stick :)

  • The little 'nyuh' over the N, and the 'chck' over the E. Two freaking keys I can never find on a freaking KEYBOARD.

  • Jose- sometimes I'm afraid for my life

    Jeff- why's that?

    Peanut- TACO BELL

    LMAO!!!!

  • 42 people are jealous that they don't have another steeck

  • Oh im sorrryyy. I thought we were im americahhh speaking freking englishhhh

    lol.

  • also you spelled jose wrong

  • lol did u notice the @ 2:04 they showed a mexican

    and with the gay guy joke, they showed a guy who looked gay.

    lol i love jeff dunham, cuz he can make ppl laugh @ themselves, that's a gwd comedian. ^_^

  • I honestly thought it was spelled Jos-ee, too O.o

  • Peanut: And trust me you would NOT do well in prison!

    Jeff: Why not?

    Peanut: C'mere puppet boy! Make your Daddy talk.

    Jeff: Thaaaats nice. So your pretty sure id soon become someones--

    Peanut: Bitch!

    Jose: On a steeek.

  • Jeffafa DUNHAM.com

  • Jeff: Jose, are you legal?

    Si, senor, I have my green card.

    Peanut: Ah. Where is your green card?

    Jose: It's in my other steek!

  • @LopezFam4Productions

    Peanut: Did you know that he had another stick.

    Jeff: no.

    Peanut: Do you know what that means???

    Jeff: What???

    Peanut: That one comes off.

  • lol

    

  • who the hell is hef??? hahaha

  • some watches too much elmo

  • Peanut : So Jose when you're typing, OH I'M SORRY

    Jeff : Sorry Jose

    Jose : Its ok I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him

    HAHAHAHA

  • So \you're pretty sure I'd become someone's-

    Bitch

    On a stick!

    xD hahahahah lmbffao

  • Jeff: So, Jose, are you here on a temporary visa, are you here on a work visa?

    Peanut: He's here on a stick.

    LMAO

  • one of these things just doesent belong here XD!!!!

  • Iv Waatcheed Thiss Videoo Looaads Ov timees Andd It Still Maakes Mee Laauugh ,, Peeanut & Je-Fu-Fu I Looove Yoou <3 OMG I Loove A Pupeet Ahhh Shiit <3<3<3!xxx

  • Peanut: Scuse me. Jeff: What? Peanut: Who the hell is "heff?" Jeff: He said Jeff Peanut: No, he said "heff." Jeff: It's the same thing. Peanut: Uh, no it's not.  Jose, wat'd you say? Jose: I said, "Senior Chhhef." Peanut: What the fu-- now he said "Chhhef." Jeff: It's all the same Peanut: Didn't you watch sesame street. Jeff is Jeff, Heef is Heff, and Chhhef is Chhhef. One of these things just dosen't belong here! Todays show is sponsered by: Chhhhhhhh!
  • Jeff: i understand you have a girlfriend?

    Jose: si senior

    Peanut: whats that....a frickin pickle on a pencil??? ahahahahhahaa

    Baahahahahahaa.... Mii fav one Eva !!!!!!!!! xD

  • peanut:*whispers* did u know he had another stick?

    jeff: i had no idea!

    peanut: u know wat that means?!

    jeff: what?

    peanut: it means that 1 come OUT! *looks at jose*

    HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • stickacker

    jeffafa

    HAHAHA!

  • On a stick

  • 41 people don't know what comedy is!

  • Peanut: Scuse me !

    Jeff: What

    Peanut: who the hell is heff?

    Jeff:No he said Jeff.

    Peanut: No he said Heff!

    Jeff: Its the same thing.

    Peanut: Uh No its NOOOOOOT.

    xDD

  • @cupcakeredheadx

    peanut: jose wat did u say?

    jose: i said cccceff

    peanut: wat the f-NOW HES SAYIN CCCEFF!

  • A bad pogo accident... Olee!!! Lmfaooo

  • "comme'err puppet boy...... Make yer Daddy talk." I diedd laughin''.!

  • "Oneaa these thing's just doesn't belong here...♪♫" I dieddd

  • Else 41 people has sticks up they're ass!

  • 41 things dosent Belong here!

  • @XDthriller that is freaking hilarous !! xDD

  • Pickle on a pencil

  • Stck-ka-ka

    Jeff-fa-fa

    Ha-ha-ha

    LOL

  • Jeff: I eard that you have a new girlfriend is that true?

    Peanut: Who is she a freakin' pickle on a pencil?

  • jeff:what your first frases? Peanut:Can you help me push my car? Is this I.D looks real? OMG this video is epic

  • is this part 3 of peanut?

  • I hear you got a new girlfriend, whos that? A pickle on a pencil!!

  • That was a funny show I watched it all this is a series on youtube. It starts with Walter then ackmed then the super hero then peanut then peanut and jose

  • Peanut: did u knw he had another stick

    Jeff: I had no idea

    Peanut: u knw what that means

    Jeff: What?

    Peanut: that means that one comes out.

    LmFaO !! haha

  • Pickle on a pencil?!

    LLLLMMMMMMAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!­!

  • hola senior heff

    

  • Oleeeee!!!!:D

  • Stick kukuu!!

    Jeffafaa!!

    hah ha haaa!! xD

  • one of these things just doesnt belong here!

  • Jose:im sure my stick is bigger then yours

  • at least my sick is bigger then yours

  • Jose: Im Some Times Afraid Of My Life Jeff: Why? Peanut: -whispers- Taco Bell LOL

  • Jose: Its Ok Im Gonna Hire Achmed to kill him LOL

  • Peanut: I Have A Question For Josie

  • Peanut: I Have A Question For Josie

    LOL

  • "Its the same thing!"

    "umm NOOOO its NOOTTTT"

  • HE LOOKED LIKE A HOOD ORNAMENT FROM TACOOO BELLLLL :DDD

  • Jeff:im sorry jose  Jose:its ok hes a idiot LOL

  • Peanut: Do U Watch Seasame Street!!! Jeff Is Jeff Heff Is Heff And cheff is cheff One Of These Things Just Dosnt Belong Here LOL!!!!!!!

  • 6:24-6:57 rofl too funny cant breathe

  • Tonight's show is sponsored by the sound: *static*

  • Jeff : " you enjoy being in this country ?"

    Jose:" SOmetimes im afraid of mah life"

    Jeff: " whyy ?"

    Peanut:" Taco Bell !"

    LMFAO Gotta Love Peanut

  • 41 people needed help pushing their car

  • If the two girls at 5.03 have seen this video, please message me your numbers xx

  • Ur jalapeneo. si , on a stick , RIght . Ur a mexican jalapeneo, on a stick , Right!. Are you a legal mexican jalapeneo on a stick?

  • come here puppet boy make your daddy talk

  • come here puppet boy!!!!

  • So Josè are you here on a temporary visa or are you here on a work visa?

    He's here on a stick :D

    Jeff Dunham  is great :D

  • ur here on a stick. stick ka ka. jeff fuffa. hahaha

  • Jose: Theres a cockroach in this box!

    Jeff: A cockroach?

    Jose: On a stick!

    cracked me up

  • Come here puppet boy

  • i`m watching this in 2011 and i`m laughing like i`m watching first time =))Jeff is a god:))almost everytime i forgot that they are not alive

  • Jose: Sometimes i am scared for my life.

    Jeff: Why?

    Peanut: Taco Bell !!

    LMFAO

  • thumbs up if at 5:30 he looks like a metapod.

  • Oh my god! What? I thought it was just stuck up his ass. Well, what's wrong? He doesn't have an ass!

  • You're on a stick.

    Stick-kaka, Jeff-fafa, Ha-haha

    OMG XD peanut!

  • Peanut is my favorite....and the most racist. :)

  • probably a po-go accident you know,doing doing kkk, ROFLMAO LOVE U PEANUT...

    OLAY

  • @anojiv Olé!!

  • probably a po-go accident you know,doing doing kkk ROFLMAO

  • Lol this was funny

  • bitch on a stick :D

  • Jose: Sometimes i am afraid for my life

    Jeff: Why?

    Peanut: Taco Bell!

    LMFAO!

  • Did you know he had another stick? No i had no idea! do you know what that means? THIS ONE COMES OUT!

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  • if peanut was on elmo..... let me just tell u i would still b watching that show till this day

  • @steelercity71 me two dude peanut and achmed are my fave

  • @steelercity71 I guess it's a bad thing that I watch that show at 16 years old xD

  • @JakeremWillEatYou hahahaha

  • @JakeremWillEatYou no its not i'm 9 and love this

  • @steelercity71 yes he is that hilarious

  • @reelkid71 uh... ya..

  • @steelercity71 same here

  • HOLY CRAP YOUR QUICK

    it's like you KNOW

    LMFAO

  • JEFF: do u enjoy being in this country?

    JOSE: sometimes im afraid for my life..

    JEFF: why?

    PEANUT: ~whispers~ TACO BELL!

    LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • I hear You have a new Girlfriend

    Si Senor

    What is that a Freaking Pickle on a Pencil?? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a

  • So José, are you legal, are you legal, are you legal, are you legal, legal, legal, legal, are you legal, are you legal, legal, legal, legaaaaaal? FUNNY. LOL.

  • It's funny when Peanut interrupts the whole time when Jeff and José are having a conversation! LOL

  • omg my names is josie :L weiiird

  • lol

    "come here puppet boy..." loved that

  • ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!!

  • So José, when you're typing.. OH. I'M SOOORRRRYYYYYY.

  • are you legalegalegalegalegaaaaal?

  • i have a question for josey.. LMFAO i love peanut

  • does this concern you?

    no

    y not?

    (he's already here!)

    ~~~

    sometimes im afraid for my life

    y?

    (taco bell!)

  • My dad downloaded the whole thing on Netflix. I got kind of bored after twenty minutes of Walter.

  • Come here puppet boy. Make ur daddy talk. Lol

  • ha peanut! excuse me. who the hell is heff! haha! to funny!

  • "Sometimes i'm afraid for my life!"

    "why?"

    "Taco Bell!" XDDDD

  • jeff is jeff heff is heff and hhhhef is hhhhhef.. one these things just doesnt belong here! LMFAO

  • I didn't understand what Peanut said from 2:20-2:22

  • OH, im sorry...I thought we were in a America speaka a frickah english xD!

  • Walter is famous because of hi's farting. But Peanut will be better :P

  • Olé!

  • @ajharris78 r u mexican? how did u get the chicka over the e

  • @123imadoofus no u press the one to the right of the plus then e, u dumb lol

  • @wille1110 the right of plus on my keyboard is backspace

  • if anyone doesn't know why Jose call jeff dunham , heff because in spanish the J sound is H.

  • I choked on apple juice when Jose randomly shouts, "Ole!"

  • friggen love Peanut.

  • your so funny i cried watching this from laughting so much

  • press 4 many times to hear peanut say: corn, corn, corn, corn, corn, corn

    and btw, PEANUT IS THE BEST

  • come here puppet boy, make your daddy talk

  • @lovebud789 you idiot it isnt a nagger mexican jalapeno it is a legal mexican jalapeno

  • OLE!!!

  • lol taco bell

  • Didn't you watch sesame street?

    Jeff is jeff, heff is heff, and *flem*heff is *flem*heff.

    One of these things just doesn't belong here!

  • Peanut:HA! Come here puppet boy! Make your daddy talk!

    Jeff:Thats nice. So your pretty sure id soon become someones...

    Peanut:B***h!

    Jose:On a stick.

    ROTFLMFBOSHIMD

  • so jose, when you type...OH i'm sorreeeyyyyyy.

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