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  • Name of the god of the whore from the bordel of crappy smut owned by the bastard that was anally fucked by your mother.

  • in the name of god bordellic whore of shit of fucking slut of your mothers buggered cunt

  • Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connard d'enculé de ta mère. :D

  • Hi guys, how about : Holy fuckin shit you shitty ass motherfuckin coward ? I am french and honestly it is pretty impossible to translate this with the same intensity. However i think this one keeps the same meanin with a more "proper" english

  • God damit slut fucking shit fuck coward fucked in the ass...

    Something like that.. I'm french, and it's hard to translate lol because we put "de" between words... so it would be like God of damit of fucking whorehouse trash you coward fucked in the ass. ...

    how delicate.

  • @AmethystIsMyPoison You forgot the "enculé de ta mère" at the end lol xD

  • After 1 year of French in 5th grade in Portugal: Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de ta mère means, Name of God of a whore of a brothel of shit of your mother.

  • Sounds GREAT on google translate!!! Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculé de ta mère. COPY AND PASTE, in google translate.

  • @CognitiveNetwork Wow, you're right- She sounds kinda sexy!!!

    -J

  • @CognitiveNetwork LOL xDDD

  • nom de dieux: literally "name of god", goddamnit

    putain: a whore, a slut

    bordel: literally "brothel", whorehouse, also a mess, a fuckup

    merde: shit

    saloperie: most literally "bitchery", the act of being a bitch, commiting a whorish act connard: i believe is bastard, can also be taken as an insult to one's intelligence, like a dumbass

    enculer ta mere: literally "fucking your mother" or "fuck your mother"

  • @HammarHeart ,

    I agree mostly, except that it's not "enculer ta mère" but "enculé de ta mère", that is - past participle tense.

    it would translate more like "your fucked mother", still, it loses a great deal of meaning in translation

  • god damn it, yo fucking ho' of a shithole brothel n' fucking shit asshole motherfucker!

  • An English guy trying to speak French must be as funny as a French guy trying to speak English.

    I'm French (I suppose you've noticed it) and I am curious to see an exercise of French written by an English pupil !

    Because I think learning English is easier than learning French language, full of grammatical traps but so beautiful !!

  • @Hergion Beaucoup trouvent ça sexy. :v

    Les trucs vraiment hilarants, c'est les livres et les cassettes d'exercice avec leurs phrases surarticulées...

  • @Hergion whats beautiful?

  • La langue de molière, quelle belle langue :)

    Be careful in english when you said "I want to kiss you"

    a kiss = un baiser (in french)

    But if you said "Je veux te baiser" (kiss / baiser), in fact you said to the girl (or man) "I want to fuck you" ...

    "Je veux t'embrasser" is ok

  • @tututicelli exactly what my french teacher told us XD but according to her baiser was like "getting laid" or "sleep with you" rather than "fuck"...but also according to her there are almost no curse words in french, something I find hard to belive

  • @tututicelli exactly what my french teacher told us XD but according to her baiser was like "getting laid" or "sleep with you" rather than "fuck"...but also according to her there are almost no curse words in french, something I find hard to belive

  • la classe Lambert Wilson! très "belle" aperçu de notre langue^^ sa doit donner envie de parler Français.^^

  • French is better for cursing, but English is the language for football hooliganism! :D

  • In God's name the brothel's whore fucked mother in the shitty ass.

  • Google Translate says:

    name of god of whore of brothel of shit fucking asshole of motherfucker!

  • merde is mierda in spanish. Since i am hispanic i know a good amount of italian and french words because both spanish and italian have similarities, plus some french too.

  • @dasdasist

    If you know Latin, you're 3/10 of the way to learning most of European languages. Except those damn Baltic and Prussian languages. 

  • @OfTheWillows Baltic <3

  • @OfTheWillows actually it pretty much doesn't help at all, since the grammar is different, the words are different, the spelling is different... The only thing it could help is for words like "corps" that have an "s" because in latin it translates to "corpus", but then you end up learning two words when you ust need to learn one.

    When I discovered that I was like

    "nom de dieu de putin de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère"

  • @OfTheWillows actually it is "if you know a romance language the other romance languages are hell a lot easier than if you are an english, german speaker" but knowing only Latin would be more like 1/10, since it is only a "root" language.

  • @lOoWlOw Google translate said it is "name of god of whore of brothel of shit bastard of asshole motherfucker!"

  • Damn French language is beautiful but hard as fuck;/

  • @Doxi99 hehe I'm french, not hard as fuck for me :)

  • @AmethystIsMyPoison

    you must be fucking pretty hard in France then

  • connard = asshole, stupid person

    bordel de merde = brothel of shit

    saloperie = junk, dirty thing

    [salope means bitch]

  • merde means shit, connard means bastard (someone without parents)but can be used in the context of meaning asshole or fucker, saloprie means filth, bordel means big mess or very messy (in this case fucking mess), enculé de ta mère literally means someone who is anally fucked by his/her mother, nom de dieu can mean jesus christ, god damn it, or in the name of god, putain means whore (but can be used when exclaiming the equivalent of fuck, or fucking. i.e. this bed is fucking uncomfortable).

  • Part 2 of the comment above.

    so roughly we have a final rough translation of: god damn of a fuck (or in the name of fucking god, or in the name of fuck, or the very literal but not very meaningful translation: in the name of god of a whore), this fucking shitty fucking mess of a filthy bastard who anally fucked your mother.

  • it means like

    goddamnit fucking slut asshole fucking your mother in the ass

    something like that ahaha

  • Wow, that is um, wow. wiping your ass with silk indeed.

  • could you please translate what the Merovingian says when he's cursing in french :D? I know it's something about god, whores, brothels, shit, ass and mother...but I can't quite put it together :P

  • According to tvtropes dot o r g, it goes like this: "Dear God, whore from a shitty bordello, filth of an idiot sodomized by his mom."

  • ahah I live the version of evilmick66 pretty much, especially the idiot sodomized by his mom XD

    But I'll try to translate it for you: litteraly because I cant really translate some words, so it look like:

    Name of god of fuckin fuck shit bitchy fucker of motherfucker, it shoul say something like that because words means other things and there is not the equivalence in english.

  • Putain= whore thats true but when we curse it do not mean whore it's more like saying fuck, that the same thing for bordel, saloperie, and connard mean a fucker or an asshole but we also have word for those so, its just impossible to traduce exactly

  • he say whore mess of shit

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