"How To Break Up" Tales Of Mere Existence

[xFerris]

I'm on the Third Childhood! lol, everything just applies, it's pretty interesting... ninjas..

[OHHELLGITMONEYtroll]

Is it possible to be in the third childhood and also the get back together phases at the same time?

[Feynaro]

Truth.

[Frottentotten]

freaking scary to me

[JGold523]

How long does it take to get really good at being alone? I feel like I've been stalling in the beginning of phase 5 for months.

[Happypast]

@JGold523 there's a wonderful poem video thingy here on youtube called "how to be alone" :)

[micahlarroque]

lol THIS is awesome

[13abie]

so right. 

[imnoteasy23]

ahaha ALONE!

[TokyoMonsta1]

Im on step 5 :)

[rotfl48]

I did this 8400 times and I am now about to die in a plane crash in "The Second Childhood"

[YellowMonkey2011]

thumbs up if you can see the mans hand

[StupidAmericans581]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what my life has been reduced to.

[Darkgabo9]

@StupidAmericans581 Bitches n' loneliness

[MrSweatyPants]

singularly the best video I have ever seen, and from you Lev. on part three I moved to Hong Kong from the UK for the adventure part. I have called the ex girlfriend and been out for the hell of it. Howver, In Hong Kong I am not happy being alone, as you said, I have resigned from my job... aw ball man! also from my poor grammer and spelling you can acertain that I am also drunk

[NICKREAPER316]

So, when's the part where you meet that girl you really, really get along with and live happily ever after?...

[onegoodkern]

@NICKREAPER316 It's so cute that you still believe this

[ChileconCoke]

I see other people go though these stages and if I could ever get pass stage one, I probably would too

[Denta92]

I'm finally really good at being alone, and I'm becoming better at it. Still kinda depressed and sexually frustrated though, but both things seem to fade away with time and maturity

[greysonisamazing1]

Yeah.....

[2KLEEN123]

Wow

[4v3ng3d]

brokeup with my girlfriend a few days ago. wokeup from a dream this morning that was about her. FUUUUUU-

[Robloxrules61]

I love your work!

[AgentXPQ]

I have a tendency to not watch what videos I have done in the past. I'm a bit drunk at the moment though, and so I am just about to watch this for the first time in a few years. I think I was particularly happy with this one when I finished it up, if I remember right.

[101011001]

I have never succeeded at step 1.

[ethanPEC]

Can you explain how to do step 1 more clearly?

[carmareber]

@emilyfan91 I actually loved the video!

[TranAran]

Failed step 1, jumped to phase 5 & got stuck in the middle of it.

[carmareber]

lol!!! what a hopeless & sad & pathetic video!

[emilyfan91]

@carmareber get a sense of humor/life :)

[benjamincrouzier]

Phase 1: get a girlfriend. Ok it does not apply to me.

[AzuAtoms]

Yep, time to watch this on repeat again.

[h0125t]

damnit im in phase 3 i guess ....

[tidius5]

im at the alone part.. but im happy with it XD 

[FreemanShadezTwice]

You see, when man and a woman start to really enjoy each others company, they date, and one thing leads to another. By one thing and another I mean beer and anxiety. Now you have sex, although you boh kind of suck at it, you don't know the difference. Pretend to listen to her ramblings of her family. Call a cab for her. "Misplace" her number. This is how you have a one night stand

[XTranquilXxx]

Hahah I love this. :)

[venezlano92f]

Holy shit im finishing phase 5 o.o!!!!

[direregicide]

so basically you cant break up...this guy loves paradoxes

[mastersroa309]

sir u got life down packed

[dervish2173]

it's only 64 steps because you probably die before you get to 65 lol!

[MrStevemur]

I want to click both "I like this" and "I dislike this".

[gymhottie456]

have an argument about a frying pan,

break up.

XD XD :) love thissss

[ihatebirthdays]

"have an argument about a frying pan. Break up."

"have a large argument about whether or not it's important to go to environmentally responsible gas stations."

hahahaha i love these videos <3

[lilblake91]

Always watch after a break up and it usually helps me feel a little better.. Gives me a laugh

[lambyiii]

i got bored after the first minute. too repetitive.

[IMINECRAFTI1]

Man iam so mad at my girlfriend beacuse she spends more time with my best friend but idk if i wanna break up with her need help :(

[vbna187]

@IMINECRAFTI1 beat up ur best friend, Then her.

[HIxAlchemist]

Y DID THIS MAKE ME DEPRESSED

[rasj1000]

Why the fuck is this video 18 years and older? Did some asshole flag this? Cause if so, they should be shot.

[iBeatssHaiDer]

If only this actually worked from time to time D: (I don't mean it in a killjoy way)

[hayleylujahh]

Why is it so accurate? Why?!?

[nazirdjon]

the Phase 2 is the best, the Phase 3 sucks most of all !!!

[hicarbut]

i jsut told here i was gay and then it was over.

[RighthandAnne]

This is dry humor at it's best! Totally true, it happens just like how you say it does.

[tigernotiam]

i should be doing my home workkkk buttt i wana watch this.. and mabey one more...

[BFG8000]

I'm a loner...now what?

[SuperTruth77]

My 29YO sister was engaged to a guy we all thought was perfect for her- but suddenly announced last week (at a family dinner) that she’d decided to call it off.

Her reason seems a bit ridiculous- she found out his younger brother is gay. She is VERY anti-homosexual & feels “the risk of gay genes passing on to our children- infecting the family- is too high”. If fact, she gave us a nauseating speech about how even being in the same house as him made her feel ‘violated’. Her choice, I suppose.

[xXGaticaXx]

@SuperTruth77 Eash, well I suppose it worked out for the best, no? If she's so headstrong about the topic I imagine there would have been no getting around it in the relationship. D: I hope his gay brother doesn't feel like he caused their rupture.

[marmaladekamikaze]

@SuperTruth77

looooooooool that's priceless, your sis sounds great, get her to make a youtube video!

[Towelietowel]

@SuperTruth77 Dude... WHAT

[ptrLeGrand]

excellent!



[lynnaxoxo]

I'm trying to get to Phase 3. /x

[ShadowForU]

The worst thing is when you're thrown from the "know you are going to be together" step straight into the third childhood :(

[idontseemtohavealife]

these videos are slightly very depressing

[Alowishius]

Forever alone :(

[sealedfate58]

Ironic how the views are from girls 13-24

[krimoz911]

Alone and OK with it.

[L0RDFR3NCHY]

Get these stupid ignorant vulgar comments off of the top comments please!

The video was brilliant and made complete sense and we dont need to hear 1000 times the same comment from a meathead talking about how this video is about "him and his life" .

[Pocacahontaz92]

you ruined my day dude!

[TheSnoopyfan96]

Being alone. <3

[LoyaltyOvaMoneyy]

My life in 3 mins

[Darkgabo9]

I say: fuck that last step =/

[BlackRose18br]

Wow, thats me right there



[MrSwift0114]

OR another option!! Get serious commitment issues and stay safe forever!!!

[toypy]

Ahahha

[kittygotsroar]

did anyone else see a face

[Dupeo42]

I think I am incapable of hatred towards loneliness. Whenever I am with people, I would rather be alone.

[Est1993Ruppi]

caoo

[technosasquatchfilms]

I feel like i've skipped to phase 4 and am stuck here

[MrNoobophile]

@technosasquatchfilms well now it's time to start getting good at being alone

[technosasquatchfilms]

@MrNoobophile I'm already good at being alone.

[MrNoobophile]

@technosasquatchfilms that's stage 5

[technosasquatchfilms]

@MrNoobophile fine, I'm stuck in a combined limbo of the both

[MrNoobophile]

@technosasquatchfilms lol

[shetalkstoplants]

Haha love it.

[BreakUpEasy]

Funny video on how to break up. But remember, BreakUpEasy is always here for you!

[5minlatecomebacks]

do i have to fight about a frying pan? will a cast iron skillet do?

[JaysThoughts]

Be sad. Be happy. Fight. Fuck a vagina. Be happy. Have a one night stand. Music. Vagina. New vagina. More vagina. Be sad. Be alone. Date your hand. Shaft a cunt. Vagina. Have some vagina. Fuck someone. Fuck. Have sex. Have intercourse. Have intercourse during sex. Be sad. Be happy. Video games. Porn. Sex. Fuck. Ass. Fuck an ass. Ass a fuck. Fuck a fuck ass. Have some porn fuck ass sex during a one night stand. Fu.. Herpes.

[N53715]

I'm in Phase 4 : The Third childhood XD

[ispulver]

Haha You're a genious.

[CaptainOvious123]

I failed Step 1.

[xoblackout]

@CaptainOvious123 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[kattowitz4]

In those kinda situations I'd lift weights, get big, get a car and fuck chicks.

[Voshi]

Its sad cause....its the story of my life.

[minored360]

Funny, i dont ever had a gf and im already in the state of 2:30

[Nayoohhmee]

that was pretty depressing. Not going to lie. Still good though.

[TheDarkDimensions]

This is spot on except i don't have a phase 3.. :(

[sasukeichigo12]

Wow I'm in phase four...everything I use to do/like is really boring now. Even porn =/

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

what a boss

[jacksonvile12345678]

You are a pimp

[TheMrIBZ]

Nice video, this happens many times

[AlienK26]

@wchak haha I couldn't help laughing when I read that xD

[Lilycha100]

This video isnt true me and my girlfriend have been totgher since we were 18 and we are 40 now :)

[TrevortIn]

@Lilycha100 I find that interesting since you're 26.

[Lilycha100]

@TrevortIn well since this is not my acount then yes you should fint it Intreesting

[TrevortIn]

@Lilycha100 And what should I think about you two not getting married after 22 years being together? Sorry, it just seems like a common thing here on YT - a totally made up story to go with the video.

[caohanlu]

good to see how men view their love lives.

[wchak]

THIS SHIT IS TOTALLY ABOUT FUCKING ME FUCK!

[P90xFitnessExpert]

I Felt in Love with the story Line..

[cartooNcavitY]

sadly this happens alot to me....

[T16Akatsuki]

dude are you fucking reading my mind?! you know more about my life than i do

[00cryser00]

This shit is totally about me O.o

[AFIhigh019]

damnit you are SO TRUE i have been stuck in stage 5 and im starting to really really hate to be alone.... but havent learned to enjoy it AHHRRGGFALFSDK

[Gforce5002]

story of my life

[Pectabyte]

This video doesn't illustrait "How to break up" it illustrates people with self esteem deficiencies seeking worth and purpose in the eyes of another person with low self esteem...

[dustinsnydersguitar]

Spot on lol

[JavaSpitLava]

the beginning is funny....in 64 easy steps....lol thats alot for it to be easy

[MAKAYLAJHNKK]

He forgot get aids from all the sex he was having :)

[101011001]

@MAKAYLAJHNKK He wears protection ;D

[tsatia7]

and repeat from begining :p

[phinny5608]

I have noticed a lot of people announce how happy they are being alone a few days before they get a girlfriend/boyfriend. I'm not sure what it is, but it just always works out that way.

[MOTAGORO]

"As soon as you´re perfectly happy and content about being alone...get a new girlfriend and repeat from beggining"...over and over.

[philold09]

mindfuck

[sssladdu]

wow.......... gr8.............speechless making.

hey i want learn this. will u please tech me how to do this kind of animation.

plz tech me...... - AgentXPQ ,thanx.

[cynicalcyclist]

story of my life.

[elprrrrr5]

@cynicalcyclist more like story of our life. I think that's human life right there.

[101ahole]

its true. its like the cycle of life. but stage 4 is crucial. we have to be careful.

[usmc1forcerecon]

Step 5 but staying there

[scarecrowskardagain]

@usmc1forcerecon join the club-_-

[MrAbIRaZ]

AWESOME VIDS...currently in the mid of phase 1....lol

[TelvanniGuard]

Basically.

[huanlala]

But there's only 63 easy steps! :D

[goe5]

I'm at the stage where random girls text me to go gaze at stars from a mountain view. (no sex) I'm at the stage where girls text me to go have dinner with them. I'm at the stage where every awesome girl I hang with already have boyfriends, but considers me their best friend. I'm at the stage of being single, but have alot of girl "friends".....I'm fine with this for now, hopefully I can find the right girl soon ;)

[sweetnessrenaify]

Wow

[dezinejunke]

my ex boyfriend posted this and i just now found it thanks to spokeo. what's weird is we never even got to the fighting part. guess he overlooked that bit. oh well, now i've been through most of the phases with the guy i've been with the last yr and 7 mos. exept he's doing most of the partying. i'm doing the make him THINK there's other potential guys so he's not the only one with possibilities, all the while knowing i'm just gonna have to like being alone for a while. oh well.

[karinnamerino]

it is so sad how most guys are like this. what an extremely sad world. where are all the proper guys?

[MKECBS1]

@karinnamerino Hi

[theciircusfreak]

Love how one of the 64 easy steps to break up is "break up"

[moiaiyou19]

I think I'm phase five but didn't repeat the beginning. I found so much about myself :D yes it is lonely but my friend died at six years old and she is six feet under...might as well be alone.

[SuviLove]

Omygosh I just learned how he draws these on the video! Like not exactly but somewhat! yay

[MusicalRelease]

Those party stages and getting drunk dials from chicks....never happened to me....aww fuck me dammit.

At least you had one of those, and a one-night with a girl you met on the bus....lucky bastard

[MusicalRelease]

This is funny, and very very true. But I thought it was gonna teach me on how to break up WITH someone, of course the title doesn't say that duhhh lol.

As far as the stages, I think I'm finally getting passed the "really really absolutely hate being alone stage" ...lets just hope I can learn to "enjoy being alone". Its very depressing.

[Confuzedd]

i skipped the first phase get a girlfriend part and went straight to foreveralone.xxx.avi

[CoryTheRaven]

Just getting past the porn stage myself. Jeepers.

[RD2006]

Stop basing your web shows on my life please.

[DropJunks]

I can wait to get a girlfriend so I can see if all you said was true

[tekfox212800]

FOREVER ALONE

[newyorkphantom]

I didn't realize just how accurate this video is until it actually happened to me. You better believe it.

[jonthezomby]

okay i know this is a joke but what in gods name is this 0.0

[JagexGotServed]

this makes perfect sense, at the porn stage right now ;)

[EMERALDanimations]

I got to the start of phase 5 but i can never seem to be able to hate being alone,is this meant to be worrying ?

[Lanephotography222]

@EMERALDanimations Nah.

[xxbiohazard95xx]

@saboxsandoval I fucked her 2 weeks ago, and just last Saturday I broke up with her because she needed someone to care for her... I felt like a dick, but I'm over it. Damn, she looked better naked, I should've known those gymnastics lessons her mom put her in would help x]

[DJTripleFive]

Phase 1: Impossible

Phase 2: Eat

Phase 3: Sleep

Phase 4: Chill out

You now have the guide to lonely and loveless happiness.

[saboxsandoval]

LOL at all the people[(guys)] complaining which stage their at VVVV

[rnath1]

have a girlfriend and still stuck at porn stage!

[badmedusa]

Life

[CocotheNut]

491 people hate how true this is

[thewall115]

why would u argue about a frying pan?O_o

[Garband]

@thewall115 Because a female is involved, and females are highly illogical.

[thewall115]

@Garband oo i see, okay then

[TaiwaneseBoi]

@Garband that's kinda true with i wouldnt say all.. but a lot of females. they are rather emotional and sensitive

[hotshot619]

@thewall115 Why wouldn't you

[thewall115]

@hotshot619 argue over a frying pan i dont now cause im not retarded and argue for stupid things like that!

[P90xFitnessExpert]

Wait, is this video real?

[xXiDual]

If you guys dont wanna do this stay to the porn!

[onassi2]

I'm in the final stages of phase 1. It sucks

[S0m3BlaCkGUY]

@onassi2 So you're right around the point of arguing about a frying pan? lawl.