Chloe and Oliver ARE THE BEST!!! Justin and Allison's chemistry is lightning in a bottle and lots of people went back to watch the show because of these 2 characters. Their relationship is not your typical Smallville relationship...it's mysterious, captivating, intense, mature and fun. That was definitely missing on the show. The became very quickly popular whether some people like it or not.
@Maria26 You're dreaming, sister. Chloe and Oliver are hardly the reason the show is successful. Leave it to a Chloe fan to claim that this show is all about their fav character. Chloe is trash, and Oliver will be moving onto Dinah soon enough.
How do your brains even work? o___O I remain convinced you people are the most elaborate trolls ever devised. No person, no matter how insane, can turn on their TV, and bitch about how Clark and Lois didn't have rampant sex for 45 minutes. My logical assumption would be that you're channeling your own lack of a life via Lois/ED.
Your perception of Smallville is that it SHOULD be pure pr0n, but oh noes! Evil Oliver and Chloe (and everyone else) are there!
I agree the second half of this season is disapointing. It can be devestating to see so much Chloe and still second guessing things of does Clark want this relationship with Lois to happen or what. Just let Lois be who she is meant to be.
i think people tend to forget that clark is from a small town, raised on a farm by two of the most traditional american parents ever. so for everyone to say that he and lois need to get things moving already, that's not really how he was raised you know. he waits on the woman. he's a gentleman. be patient ppl. when it happens, i'm sure it will be awesome
Oh, I just had to add "they looked like two kids about to do it on prom night" LOL that is exactly what it looked like... so weird... it's not like either one of them haven't had sex before... that was too awkward... But I did LOVE Clark's sleep wear, undershirt and pajama pants Lol - some people might think he was dressed like an old man, but I thought he looked super cute! Actually, Clark/Tom looked totally banging from start to finish of this episode... loved him in blue, the one Huge plus!
I'm with you... why would you take someone you haven't had sex with to a B&B, unless you PLAN on having sex there? It seemed like they were both just fine with going to SLEEP, whatevas! Only on SV could L&C go to a B&B and still manage Not to have sex! I don't think the writers care about Clois... not like Clark's other pairing :-( And Chloe seems to be more of a star than Superman!?
I think this writers are really missing the point here!!
first of all, your reviews really crack me up. i think Escape had a few good moments but it could have been a whole LOT better!!! we really NEED a nice, LONG SENSUAL CLOIS LOVEMAKING scene! we've wasted enough time getting their relationship off the ground. i do hope we get a little less Chloe and more Lois. the writer's need to continue moving to the mythology of Clark and Lois and less of the characters who should be supporting, not staring.
Not gonna lie, I was more concerned as to why Clark was wearing PAJAMA PANTS to bed. I thought only old men wore pajama pants to bed? Lois needs to get Clark some boxers/briefs or something.
Zod and Tess scenes were hot. They have so much chemistry!
So true! Long ass hiatus and the wait was for nothing!
So much cock-blocking, ugh!
This episode was full of fail. No one did the dirty. And Chloe and Zod just got in the way of the romance. There was too much Chloe too --she ended up as the effin' leading lady!
Not gonna lie, Zod and Tess looked hot. At least they got some...unlike Lois and Clark.
Clark and Lois will get there. I want a bed scene just as badly as you do, trust me, but now that there's gonna be a Season 10, they'll probably keep the Clois where it is for now and save the really juicy stuff for next year, which will probably be the last season. Good review, but don't give up on Clark and Lois yet!!!
Chloe and Oliver ARE THE BEST!!! Justin and Allison's chemistry is lightning in a bottle and lots of people went back to watch the show because of these 2 characters. Their relationship is not your typical Smallville relationship...it's mysterious, captivating, intense, mature and fun. That was definitely missing on the show. The became very quickly popular whether some people like it or not.
CHLOLLIE FOR S10!
Maria26 1 year ago
@Maria26 You're dreaming, sister. Chloe and Oliver are hardly the reason the show is successful. Leave it to a Chloe fan to claim that this show is all about their fav character. Chloe is trash, and Oliver will be moving onto Dinah soon enough.
foreveralive 1 year ago
Good fucking grief.
How do your brains even work? o___O I remain convinced you people are the most elaborate trolls ever devised. No person, no matter how insane, can turn on their TV, and bitch about how Clark and Lois didn't have rampant sex for 45 minutes. My logical assumption would be that you're channeling your own lack of a life via Lois/ED.
Your perception of Smallville is that it SHOULD be pure pr0n, but oh noes! Evil Oliver and Chloe (and everyone else) are there!
For fuck's sake.
GrimGravitas999 1 year ago
See like the review, you are funny lol.... But please leave Chloe alone!!!! lol
manofsteellxavier 1 year ago
I think they're trying to fit in as much Allison/Chloe as they can b/c there is no doubt in my mind that she is getting killed off this season.
taquitotexano09 1 year ago
I agree the second half of this season is disapointing. It can be devestating to see so much Chloe and still second guessing things of does Clark want this relationship with Lois to happen or what. Just let Lois be who she is meant to be.
smorris040 1 year ago
i think people tend to forget that clark is from a small town, raised on a farm by two of the most traditional american parents ever. so for everyone to say that he and lois need to get things moving already, that's not really how he was raised you know. he waits on the woman. he's a gentleman. be patient ppl. when it happens, i'm sure it will be awesome
kali902000 1 year ago
Oh, I just had to add "they looked like two kids about to do it on prom night" LOL that is exactly what it looked like... so weird... it's not like either one of them haven't had sex before... that was too awkward... But I did LOVE Clark's sleep wear, undershirt and pajama pants Lol - some people might think he was dressed like an old man, but I thought he looked super cute! Actually, Clark/Tom looked totally banging from start to finish of this episode... loved him in blue, the one Huge plus!
luckyjasonfan 1 year ago
I think the writers should hook Chloe up with Zod, so they can officially be the stars of the show ~ yikes!
luckyjasonfan 1 year ago
I'm with you... why would you take someone you haven't had sex with to a B&B, unless you PLAN on having sex there? It seemed like they were both just fine with going to SLEEP, whatevas! Only on SV could L&C go to a B&B and still manage Not to have sex! I don't think the writers care about Clois... not like Clark's other pairing :-( And Chloe seems to be more of a star than Superman!?
I think this writers are really missing the point here!!
luckyjasonfan 1 year ago
first of all, your reviews really crack me up. i think Escape had a few good moments but it could have been a whole LOT better!!! we really NEED a nice, LONG SENSUAL CLOIS LOVEMAKING scene! we've wasted enough time getting their relationship off the ground. i do hope we get a little less Chloe and more Lois. the writer's need to continue moving to the mythology of Clark and Lois and less of the characters who should be supporting, not staring.
gigga143 1 year ago 2
Lol. Love it. We need some really hot whole episode designated to just CLOIS and Nookie.
walking22 1 year ago
Sadly Lois won't be in next weeks episode but from what I understand that is the only episode she isn't in.
Big2thaTony 1 year ago
lol @ nancy, "pretty soon im be a tess and zod fan" i was dieing laughing
Y2KY2JY2K 1 year ago
LOL nancy your the coolest
Y2KY2JY2K 1 year ago
i agree that Chloe will probably die.
LastSonOfSmallville 1 year ago
chloe is probably dying this year, so she needs some time on screen, its her last year.
CritterKoas 1 year ago
i LOLed when Clark said Jor El trained him to control himself.
so he can now fuck with human women without being afraid of ripping them a new one by a premature ejaculation
BorgHub 1 year ago
I'd like to point out something.
No offense, but you seem to have straid from giving us episode summaries, to giving us a piece of your mind.
Eye2EyeIIIV 1 year ago
Not gonna lie, I was more concerned as to why Clark was wearing PAJAMA PANTS to bed. I thought only old men wore pajama pants to bed? Lois needs to get Clark some boxers/briefs or something.
Zod and Tess scenes were hot. They have so much chemistry!
"Long awaited nookie" made me laugh :)
Nice review!
Evettive 1 year ago 3
So true! Long ass hiatus and the wait was for nothing!
So much cock-blocking, ugh!
This episode was full of fail. No one did the dirty. And Chloe and Zod just got in the way of the romance. There was too much Chloe too --she ended up as the effin' leading lady!
Not gonna lie, Zod and Tess looked hot. At least they got some...unlike Lois and Clark.
khaccu 1 year ago 3
The Smallville writers suck, I mean really suck. UGGGGHHHHHH
7271977gjh 1 year ago 2
Clark and Lois will get there. I want a bed scene just as badly as you do, trust me, but now that there's gonna be a Season 10, they'll probably keep the Clois where it is for now and save the really juicy stuff for next year, which will probably be the last season. Good review, but don't give up on Clark and Lois yet!!!
criso1507 1 year ago 5