All the lyrics Ezio sings are hilarious!!! Especially the one that aims straight at the player, which is "while u sit here and smile at me" XDD I cracked up sooooo hard when he sang that little song of his LOL
When I started this mission, I figured Ezio would do his stoic act, being basically a stone-cold killer in troubadour gear. Surprise! After I stopped laughing (which was just after I lost consciousness), I realized that Ezio is, undoubtedly, THE coolest killer in virtual reality. What other silicon assassin can claim they are a cross between a medieval James Bond, Chuck Norris, Evel Knievel and Van Halen?
Hahahahaha, this mission is ridiculous. I remember back in Assassins Creed 2 my friend would always kill those annoying lute players that followed you. Oh I got a quick question! Are those tower defense missions as bad as people are saying?
@The1stChubasa tower defense was the only thing that pissed me off about the game, considering that is the only thing i was pissed off about throughout all the games
@The1stChubasa Yeah, Den Defense is pretty boring and it doesn't have that Assassin's Creed feel to it. I don't know, AC just doesn't suit strategy gameplay like it.
"I can't believe I stand here and sing my time awaste, but you who sit and smile at me sincerely have no taste."
matteosama 2 days ago
He´s kinda good. xD
DarkHeartEzio 5 days ago
"The things i do to save the wor;d" lol,Ezio...
Zorka1996 1 week ago
"Beware the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee!" XD
MissValerieTanner 1 week ago
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"Young Cesare I heard him say,
could not be killed by man
so I tossed him through the air
to see where he might land!"
MerisaChanify 1 week ago
"if you spot me in the street, please kick me in the loins." who else did exactly that in Assassin's Creed 2?
Sidhiel946 2 weeks ago
help I'm laughing and i can't get up SNNNRKKKKKPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HartmansYokaiFactory 2 weeks ago
Cesare, Oh Cesare...
A man of great depravity
Believed himself Immortal
til..
he had a date, with gravity.
Sonics777 2 weeks ago
I effing loved this mission, ezio's songs were so funny
avengermedia37 3 weeks ago
i love this part
elchingoso 3 weeks ago
Это Лютня???? 0_о
MOONGIRL9991 3 weeks ago
"There was once a man named Ducchio, a rat with lecherous taste...whenever he would show himself, my feets would find his face" LMAO
Fuuirin 1 month ago 5
«Like lurning how to play the lute... and making these words right.» ahah at: 3:44
Fell1208 1 month ago
@Fell1208 making these words *rhime
LELIUX1988 1 month ago
3:37 LOL
dskull2000 1 month ago
vieri oh vieri yes he of pazi fame was just as mad as his old man and ended just the same
TheClayboy71 1 month ago
..young Cesare I hear him say not be killed by Man, So i tossed him through the air to see where he might land....
matfixer89 1 month ago
who else used the Desomond outfit to replay this mission as him?lol
besteverbestguy 1 month ago
All the lyrics Ezio sings are hilarious!!! Especially the one that aims straight at the player, which is "while u sit here and smile at me" XDD I cracked up sooooo hard when he sang that little song of his LOL
SaxoRocks 1 month ago
Yusuf: You know how to play that thing?
Ezio: I learned a few chords when I was young.
Yusuf: When were you ever young?
LOL!!!!
MrAvakstone92 1 month ago
lol this is dumb but funny XD
Fwjchimx 1 month ago
i knew what it felt like being the minstrels from the previous games after this... sorta.
ShadowVampireFTW 1 month ago
This was hilarious. An unexpected splash of comic relief. I wonder how many times the voice actor for Ezio started laughing during his lines.
keepthebeat929 1 month ago
tu as appuyé sur quelles touches ?
KestrelArcher35 2 months ago
Plants vs zombies. Assassins Creed Version... I like it!
SerialGamerL4D 2 months ago
Plants vs zombies. Assassins Creed Version... ._. I like it!
SerialGamerL4D 2 months ago
I think he was refering to us at 3:05 xD
harhan321 2 months ago 7
A Minstrel's song, I heard them say, brings maidens by the score. But luck deserts me when I play, they... hasten to the door.
the17m4st3r 2 months ago
When I started this mission, I figured Ezio would do his stoic act, being basically a stone-cold killer in troubadour gear. Surprise! After I stopped laughing (which was just after I lost consciousness), I realized that Ezio is, undoubtedly, THE coolest killer in virtual reality. What other silicon assassin can claim they are a cross between a medieval James Bond, Chuck Norris, Evel Knievel and Van Halen?
Tanson32 2 months ago 4
lol, he's pretty much enjoying being a minstrel.
giannemae 2 months ago
The things i do to save the world, surprise me from time to time.
Like learning how to play the lute, and making these things rhyme.
spoilingbrat 2 months ago 6
The Ones with Cesare Borgia are among the funniest:
Cesare or Chesare, a man of depravaty, believed himself immortal until he had a date with gravity.
Young Cesare, I heard him say could not be killed by man, so I tossed him off throught the air to see where he might land.
AughustoCV 3 months ago 3
I can't believe I stand here and sing my time a waste, but you who sits and smiles at me, sincerely have no taste.
AughustoCV 3 months ago
@AughustoCV Tooootally not talking to the players at all there...
Estantia 1 month ago
@Estantia Funniest way of breaking the fourth wall I've ever seen in a game lolz.
AughustoCV 1 month ago
Too bad my friend disliked this. He never played the other two games.
Emigdiosback 3 months ago
oh the joy of beating them up was worth this
RJNabors25 3 months ago
Best mission in all of video games ever.
ThePunisherGames 3 months ago
3:36 "The things I do to save the world surprise me time to time
Like learning how to play the lute and making these words rhyme"
LMAOOOO
chilibilly18 3 months ago 5
My greek is non-existent.. And my turkish, is absurd....
SatyrX09 3 months ago 30
3:07 hahaha
chingisxani 3 months ago 3
thumbs up if you are going to cosplay as ezio being a lutist at the next animecon! :)
shanjo243 3 months ago 24
Hahahahaha, this mission is ridiculous. I remember back in Assassins Creed 2 my friend would always kill those annoying lute players that followed you. Oh I got a quick question! Are those tower defense missions as bad as people are saying?
The1stChubasa 3 months ago
@The1stChubasa tower defense was the only thing that pissed me off about the game, considering that is the only thing i was pissed off about throughout all the games
shanjo243 3 months ago
@The1stChubasa Yeah, Den Defense is pretty boring and it doesn't have that Assassin's Creed feel to it. I don't know, AC just doesn't suit strategy gameplay like it.
RedRobin183 3 months ago 7
@RedRobin183 ... Plants vs zombies. Assassins Creed Version... ._. I like it!
SerialGamerL4D 2 months ago
This is the only good fucking video of this without background music or idiots talking. Thank you.
ThoseOtherGamers 3 months ago