CHANGE THE WORLD!... kinda. [day twenty one]

[mushishawn727]

hahaha 1) i havent an idea 2) sudden death best EVER its abot an ex-cop now working as a security guard at a ice hockey stadium must try and stop a bomb from exploding and save two kidds and last of all....... numda 3) catch 22 best ever love em fav song kesabey nigths maybe idk how to spell it im a fail :( but it happens moving on....... i got nothing else

[ninja55035]

nazi zombies is a videogame!!lol

[cowgirlkira]

1.) Makes you more pissed off than the abominable snow man hitch hiking in a snow storm!

2.) American Outlaws

3.) The Starlight Getaway

Look the band up on myspace!

;]

[cezzie901]

1) "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

2) The Lost Boys

3) IAMX. (Not my all-time fave but a band that's not to well known but I've been to see twice and they really rock!)

xx

[auroraXashes]

1) idk.

2) Little Nicky.

3)...

[TheHeroinMatt1]

i dont have a 1. but.

2.SLC PUNK! great movie about anarchist.

3.time again. a punk band from california. not alot of people know about them.

[IrishEyes2787]

Wow, so very late on this but I have a final to procrastinate for and it's never too late to share art.

1. Either those drapes go or I do- Oscar Wilde's dying words

2. The History Boys. Based on Alan Bennett's play, not much action but amazingly intellegent and well acted

3. Emilie Autumn. The woman is a goddess. Check out her Opheliac and Unlaced stuff for some Victorian inspired industrial violin shredding. You heard me. Violin shredding.

[kittilola]

1)

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:

"Man it's hot in here!!!!"

The other muffin exclaims,

"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

2) Subconscious Cruelty

3) Social Code

[escuelanteuas92]

JOKE: this one time i saw two priests haveing supper in a restraunt and i didn't know whether to send then a bottle of wine or a cub-scout...O_O.

MOVE: Serenity... directed by Joss Whedon...(based on the show Firefly)

BAND: i'm sorry fo disobeying Brent... but i don't have an amazing band to share... i do have an amazing chick....Janis Joplin

[krissie727]

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

movie: Empire records<3

music: The Product

[samhendriks19]

I dont think you quite got the idea of a 1 LINED joke lol... just sayin'

[dudewhatever86]

1) If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

2) The Big Lebowski

3) Pink Floyd

[kira9426]

yay , i get 10 points.

AHHAAHHAHAHA.

[SkIlLeTfReAk2]

1.Gay guy insults you, just say that they look straight.

2.X-Men 1-3

3....

[MrJoehilly]

hey thanks for letting us know about after mdnight project, their sick, THANKS :D

[BeatriceCohen]

1. If Helen Keller had psychic abilities would you say she had a 4th sense?

2. Any of Invisible Children's documentaries

3. Lemuria!!!! They're fantastic!

[byounghusband]

1. "Ask me if I am a banana..." "are you a banana?" " no"

2. Super fan of zombie flicks, however I am going to go with Prozak nation

3. Everyone forgets that the cardigans are still alive. Love fool doesnt show there musical talent so fuck all yall.

Side note for the author of this video lol My own words

"Hey dick mouth your lisp is offensive to actual homos... Tone it down even I am not that gay"

[GilmoreGirlsx4ever]

1A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

3. Sugercult And Say Anything And Feeder

Sorry Cant Pick just one!!!!

[frybacon]

3. Opeth. They're pretty well-known in the metal scene, but outside of said scene they're not as well known as they should be. If you like softer music listen to "Windowpane" or "Burden", if you like heavier music, listen to "Master's Apprentices", Bleak, or "The Grand Conjuration".

[rainewater85]

1. "Never raise a hand to your children, it leaves your groin unprotected." Mickey Rooney quote.

2. "Tormented" (1960) A man allows his mistress to die in order to keep their relationship secret while he marries another woman. He never counted on her spirit returning to haunt him, or is that just his conscience?

3. (I'm drawing a pathetic blank here.)

Arizona Tea--$.99!! Awesome stuff.

[drummerdude746]

1) A one line joke.

2) Braveheart. I have my own copy and people try to watch it and im like.... uhhh.... i dont know about that. you dont exactly..... qualify. lol

3) nerdy thing to say, L70ETC(Level 70 Elite Tauren Cheiftain) its a WoW band and they have some pretty catchy music. it helps if you know some about the game, but you dont actually have to!

[AllisonMari333]

1) If you can't convince them, confuse them.

2) Man in the moon (if you want to cry)

3) The Fear of Falling

[blueyedtgrr]

1) What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather. Kinky = using the whole chicken.

2) Dude, Where's My Car :D

3) P.S.A.

[jtb995]

!. why does a seageul live by the sea? because if it lived by the bay it would be a bagel

[beefyninja09]

Oh my God you are the best that is like my favorite drink ever!!!<3 :)

P.S. Your are super cute!!! :D

[WaltzForVenus]

I AM drinking Arizona iced tea. O_o But Black and White. I love this kind. Although the can kinda smells like chicken cause I left it in the fridge....yeahhhhh.

1. Two nuts walk down the street. One of them is assaulted.

2. I don't really watch many movies, but I have to say the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was good. But Revenge of the Trees is a really good spoof short fim. XD At least I think that's the title.

3. I'm obsessed with Imogen Heap's new CD. Favorite song: Aha!

[MovieJenni]

I love the invisable i saw it this weekend.

[MovieJenni]

I loved let the right one in awsome vamp movie and a john cusak movie...classic.

[MovieJenni]

1If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

2. a tale of two sisters (an asian version of the uninvited)

3.cobra starship

[helpmeexpressmyself]

1. A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB

2. Reservoir Dogs

3. listen to the envy, and worthless without

[christinapagels]

1.A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

2. Little Ashes- about the life of Salvador Dali. I don't reccomend it if anyone is at all homophobic.

3. Robots In Disguise- british girl band, they rock.

[flyonthewaffle]

ARIZONA TEA AND FRITOS?! Chili cheese none-the-less.

Holy shit I must meet you.

1. What do you call a sheep with no legs, a cloud.

2. Paris je t'aime. I love it.

3. Mirrored Theory.

[jibronii77]

1) What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

2) A Hard Day's Night

3) Against Me! (I'm not being enthusiastic, that's just their name, but they are awesome!)

[Johnson0118]

1. Why do tigers only eat raw meat? Because they can't cook.

2. Sphere (if you're into sci-fi stuff)

3. The Sword. The metal guitar stuff is ROCKIN'.

[FeliciaMichellex3]

1. If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

.. yes so lame.

2. The Uninvited & The Unborn, they're both watchable [:

3. Disturbed & Fireflight, couldn't decide.

..yeah idk. o3o

[LonelyOne18]

1) Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by and says your hair smells good? LOL

2) How High.... It's about these two stoners trying to get into college and pass but many events try to prevent them ... its pretty funny

3) LINKIN PARK !!!! .... or Framing Hanley both great bands

[CvRoxUrSox]

1. A blind walked into a bar.

2. Howl's Moving Castle...it's anime and it may look wierd but it's one of my favorite movies

3.Mayday Parade or Relient K...OR Breaking Benjamin are all awesome!! :)

[CvRoxUrSox]

I thought of a better movie, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy! WATCH IT! :D

[laurakq]

One: Two muffins are in a room, one muffin says "damn its hot in here!" the other muffin turns and exclaims, "HOLY SHIT a TALKING MUFFIN!!"

Two:

Cry Baby this is an early Johnny Depp movie, prepare to be weirded out...

Three: Story of the year. i just found them so not really sure how popular they are...

[CvRoxUrSox]

Awh, that was my joke! lol ;)

[DukeJohnson11]

1) how do you stop a baby crawling in a circle? nail its other hand to the floor (or any dead baby joke)

2)its not exactly a secret, indy film or anything, but i love Ferris Bueller's Day Off. its so awesome

3)street sweeper social club

[StormTheIndustry]

Haha! I'm glad you like it.

:D

[August272049]

1-----What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?

Anyone can roast beef.

2-----Smiley Face.......or........Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (first one funny as hell, the second one funny and sad and amazingly depressing and happy at the same time)

3-----Blood on the Dance Floor (not the song by MJ. An actual band. I suggest the song "Money and Hos")

[Ozgarthefighter]

1.A book never read: Don't eat yellow snow by I.P. Freely

2.The Fugitive

3. Either Me First and the Gimmi Gimmi's or Rat Ranch

[DJBrayBray]

1. What's slimy cold long and smells like pork

Kermit the frogs finger

2. Wagons East!

3. This City Screams

They have a myspace, it's myspace/Thiscityscreamsar

[rhysyrhumsy]

How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.

for a film check out grand theft auto directed by ron howard really good

for a band check out fozzy they are awesome

[valb26]

Joke:

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice Belt!

Movie:

200 Cigarettes

Band:

The Format

<3

[DearBearxx]

Knock Knock

who's there?

I smell mop

i smell mop who?

*insert laughs*

In Bruges OR Watership Down

ELUVEITIE

<3

[JoadJoVae]

1.Where does the one legged waitress work?

The Ihop

2. Hardball

3. Triggerfish

[FriidaG]

1. "Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pack of cards!"

"Sit down and I'll deal with you later." xP

2. Shallow ground (Twisted, scary movie)

3. Dead by april (Swedish rockband)

[kijaajik]

1:). Your so ugly when your momma looked at you she turned to your father and said "damn, I should have just gave you head"

2:). Tank girl

3:). Flight 409

[zzman339686]

1) why was frosty the snowman happy? he heard the snow blower was coming

2) half baked

3) the Juliet massacre

[krrristaaa]

1. Always remember your unique, just like everybody else.

2. A Clockwork Orange (read the book first).

3. An Icelandic band called SIGUR ROS

[chapa15happy5yupi]

1.- if the dead isnt regotnized the doctor goes to the dentel register right? but if they don regotnize him how did they gona find his dentist......XDDD

2.- express kidnap or secuestro express

3.- caramelos de cianuro

[akelly4713]

Demetri Martin!

[Loziam]

1. ya. ya know.

2. Stay alive, cuz its horror and about a video game

3 sum41? :P

[ctrlaltkirsty]

movie: hackers! so tacky and so wonderful

joke: why did Beethoven have to get rid of his chickens? because they kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach"

band: the welcome wagon (rich folk from Brooklyn)

[Assiltion22]

1. a black guy, a chinese guy, and a mexican walk into a bar, and the bartender says get out.

2. Legend of the falls

3.red jumpsuit apparatus

[XTaylorloveX]

1.)whats the difference between camping and molestation..."idk"....well...­wanna go camping this weekend?

2.) True Romance

3.) JEREMY ASHIDA!!

[ChaCatastrophe]

<3 owl city.

[:

[ChaCatastrophe]

the wombats are definitely awesome.

their songs are so upbeat!

[:

[omgseriouslywtf]

1. your face

2. dedication

3. city escape!!!

[LlamaQueenx0x]

1. I have no idea XD

2. In Bruges :D Amazing.

3. Fightstar

[JamStph]

1. A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

2. Empire Records

3. CrowBar

[snoww99]

1. To people walked into a bar and went ow

2. Man on Wire

3. Dead Confederate

[muggle62442]

1) Silence is Golden, but duck tape is Silver!

2)Basketball (so stupid it is funny)

3) Hanson (yes i am serious thier new stuff is good)

I got 10 points! lol

[carlingnugent]

1. If you spin an oriental person around, does he become dis-oriented??

2. Naussica of the valley of the wind

3. Mother Mother

[CassieAsako]

1. always go to other people's funerals, or they wont go to yours.

2. Cruel Intentions

3. Valencia

[saw them at warped tour and loved them]

[RentATurtle]

1) If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

2) Shelter

3)Maximum The Hormone

[IndigoChild3]

If you haven't yet check out the GazettE they rock too

MTH! FTW

[minpluto103]

1. If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

2. the sound of music

3. LUDO

[topicanewjersey]

1. there were two muffins are in a oven one says," man it's hot in here" the other one says ," omfg a talking muffin!"

2.the buttterfly effect:D looove it

3. nevershoutnever!

[superjensh]

wow, you watch dead snow???:D:D:D I am from Norway, and I saw it several times on the movie theater! I love that movie:p

[SpiffyShannon]

1. Sarah Palin.

2. 1408

3. Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

[RickGrael]

1. Carmen Sandiego and Waldo once had a child named Osama Bin Laden.

2. The Big Lebowski

3. Wolves In The Throne Room

[1234gigmag]

1) So a baby seal walks into a bar....(that actually made me laugh Brent)

2) I Love You, Man

3) The CAB

[youcancallmekristen]

aaahhh the cab is amazing!

[mirgurl2]

1) I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries",

The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that"

2) The boy in the stripped pyjamas

3) The Fray

[ItzEzaii]

omg that film has got the saddest ending ever! i went to see it at the cinema and no one left their chairs for 10 minutes everyone was in pure shock =O

[MsInsomnia89]

1) So a guy walked into a bar and smashed his nose, leaving a trail of blood outside of the bar (...errr) 2) Schindler's List 3) We Are Now Awake (You like After Midnight Project? me too, I found them on Myspace last year >:-))

Oh, and you opened your Friotos bag upside down. I'm just saying. :-|

[missjo5ie]

1.) How to get a charizard, a bulbasaur, and 3 pikachus on a bus: Poke 'em on.

2.) Sasquatch Gang: Like Napoleon Dynamite, but better, and about Oregon (WOO!)

3.) Tally Hall. Make videos funnier than smosh, and music better than the beatles.

[xCloud7x]

1) Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

2) Donnie Darko - Great cult classic with some fucked up shit and left open to a lot of interpretation, great movie if you like to think about stuff like that

3) Cloud Cult - Great Obscure indie rock band, songs to check out: Chemicals Collide, Purpose, and Thanks

[VampirePanda158]

1.) What's Brown and sticky? A stick

2.) Evaluation, with Sean William-Scott, very funny or Artificial intelligence - Jude law kinda freaky!

3.) Green Day - to awesome to overlook or Will and The People- The are a very good English indie rock band not really well known but a very good listen :D

[melissasee]

1. The energizer bunny was arrested and chared for batter...eh, found it on google

2. Funny Games - an americanized remake, but rather twisted and funny..it's supposed to be a thriller..it definately has some unsettling parts

3. Brand New - quite popular, but still a lot of people have never listened to them, and that's a shame!

[chippy4realiz93]

1.A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

2. oceans eleven

3. Phoenix

[darklightx616x]

1, Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?

Because he plays with Poo.

2.Black Sheep

3.cKy

[TwixTheKitty]

1) I read a book cover to cover. It only took 2 minutes, because I went around the outside --Demetri Martin

2)Stranger Than Fiction

3)Hey Rosetta!

[tidbitsofgrace]

1. how do you make a hotdog stand....steal its chair

2. sex drive

3. james morrison or eric hutchinson

[whitestripesiluv]

1) There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin said to the other muffin "God dam it's hot in here". The other muffin said "Holy shit a talking Muffin!!"

2) Little Miss Sunshine

3) The White Stripes

[ducttape315]

1. women drivers

2. stranger then fiction

3. chronic future

[ciarah14]

why dose a seagull fly over the sea cause if he flew over the bay he would me a bagel

let the right one in its a Swedish vampire movie

the frames i no there pretty big now but i loved them when no one new who there were

[N4t1llu510n5]

1. What is a sheep without its legs? A cloud.

2. Presque Rien.

3. Eskimo Joe.

[smurfelunn]

1) What do you get if you cross a bulldog and a shitzu....?

Bullshit...

Sorry..it's the best I got...it's sunday..i'm not creative today.

2) Quarantine, wich is a remake of Rec. I've heard that Rec is better..if it is then it HAS to be epic, but I highly recomend Quarantine. INTENSE movie.

3) Danko Jones - Every song ever made...just saying..And I've gotten really hooked on Celldweller - Frozen, and Avenged Sevenfold!

Dead Snow is epic =P I know a few people playing zombies in that movie =P

[RPgould08]

1) Knock Knock

Whos there? Cargo

Cargo Who? Cargo Beep Beep....haha its lame but its my favorite joke ever!!!!

2)Batteries not included

3)Death By Dancing

[narutoismylove112]

2. Mirror Mask

3. Floral Terrace

(I don't have a good joke)

[5thAmericanIdiot]

1. A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra...

2. Diary of the Dead

3. Theocracy

[babu227]

1. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize

2. Starter For Ten

3. Gentleman's Dub Club [they're on iTunes... lots of their YouTube stuff is just live...  but check out their myspace!]

[itsbenjamin]

1) Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

2) Rounders

3) Blindside

[swattkidd]

are you wearing eyeliner?

[averageswede1]

1. three of your male friends are masturbating at this moment... make that two

2. Memento

3. Hoffmaestro & Chraa

[XxLeighabehtxX]

1. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

el-if-i-no

2. Stardust

3. The Downtown Fiction

[JBeanify]

1. Britney Spears.

....yes, she is a joke.

2. Cashback.

3. They only lasted 2 years and 15 shows, but Rites of Spring. 80's post-hardcore punk ftw :)

[akelly4713]

1] Why do chicken coupe's only ever have two doors? Cause if they had four doors they would be a chicken sedan.

How do you get an 80 year old woman to yell "FUCK!"? You have another 80 year old woman right next to her yell "BINGO!"

2] MEMENTO, and yes it does need all caps just because it's the best mindfuck of a movie ever made.

3] The Moxy.

[Johnson0118]

Kudo's for Memento, f'in brilliant movie.

[colormekristen]

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Thank you for smoking

Bloc party (specifically their album silent alarm. also, listen to the haduken remix of the prayer)

[Kaymankills]

favorite band - arctic monkeys

favorite song - battle for the sun by placebo

[Kaymankills]

i know alot people have probebly seen this movie, but i thaught id recommend it anyways sense its one of my favorites fear and loathing in las vegas

[Kaymankills]

a guy walked into a bar. he said ouch

[ohsogeeky87]

1. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.

2. Elizabethtown

3. Greg Holden - A Word In Edgeways

[CassieSN1]

1. *steals my friend's favorite* What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roman Catholic

2. Secret Window

3. HotSpur (met the lead singer last night and they're new, awesome guys :)

[Crazyfan50]

Whats the only cheese you cannot have? Nacho Cheese!

A Cowboy rides to town on friday..He stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. His horse name is FRIDAY.

Babylon-Van DiSEAL

Linking Park

[jigsaw227]

Linkin Park*

[madagascarjenkins]

1.What do Ethiopians use as beds? Venetian Blinds.

2.Forrest Gump

3.Cold War Kids

[1alex1pccom]

You're kidding right? You think people don't know about Forrest Gump? It's one of the most famous movies of all time.

[jigsaw227]

1. What happens when you give a politician Viagra? - He gets taller

2. Serenity

3. Owl City

[futureda35]

Ohhh I loveeee Firefly/Serenity and Owl City is the shit, good taste.

[XxrtwxX]

1. What do you call an afghan virgin

Mever bin laid on

2. That's It That's All

3. Wind's of Plague

[KellanLutzishawt]

i just got bit by some sparkly weirdo!!

The Lost Boys

Aerosmith

[JaggedAngel]

Today, I walked into a bar, changed a lightbulb and walked across the street, only to realize, my life is just a joke.

Mirrormask

Anberlin

[ChatnNaked]

"Somewhere in Time"

one of my all time favorites

"Firewind" my buddy turned me on to them a couple years ago

[ChatnNaked]

"Minimalist Suicide Note"

Sad

Bye

Me

[jellybeanz6909]

1. A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

2. i really have no clue... :( i fail.

3. A Rocket To The Moon

[JonyBoyHache]

1. A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and he's tearing his family apart.

2. District 9

3. Fates Divide.

[Ikekiks]

1.) where does a general keep his armies - in his sleevies

2.) Cube

3.) Decease The Spawn

[duncan559]

1. come to my yahoo and let me google all over your facebook

2. Escape from Sobibor

3. Craving Lucy

[cRAAVEthemusic]

1. whats the difference between a pregnant teen and a light bulb?

you can unscrew a light bulb

2.the royal tenenbaums

3. a bullet for pretty boy!!:D

[ddger4evr]

attack attack is a good screamo band and a little bit of techno dance thrown in

[goddessofallmusic]

HAHA first joke ive laughed at!

[goddessofallmusic]

we the kings FTW!!! (:

[akcurrey]

1.) Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

it was charged with battery.

2.) "Mirrormask" movie based on the artwork of Dave Mckean.

3.The Penguin Cafe Orchestra.

[goddessofallmusic]

1. Two blondes walk into a bar, you thought one would notice

2. Blue Streak -It's about a criminal who posses as a cop, its hilarious

3. All Time Low - its kick ass in general.

-or-

Against the Sky -My cousins band

[SEENOfell]

1. A blond looks at the orange juice carton really hard, while her BF comes by and ask "Why are you looking at orange juice?" and she says, "It says concentrate." (LAUGH PEOPLE! LAUGH!)

2. Ghost Town. :]

3. The Myraid!!!! :]:]

[nokaoiw00t]

1)  wat did sushi a say to sushi b? wasabi!!!

2) brick [simply amazing]

3) traphik, his youtube is timothydelaghetto, soo good <3 him

[Pyromatches]

1. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

2. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

-it's a great movie that I find under appreciated and a lot of people don't know about it even though Sean Connery is in it and it's got some nice action scenes and has a lot of funny dialog in it.

3. Thousand Foot Krutch

-I saw them in concert and was blown away by how awesome I thought they were bc I had gone to the concert for the opening band Skillet and ended up liking TFK better.

[iamelrebel]

1. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese

2. Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

3. The Noisettes

[uglyguitarman]

1. I think Foosball is a mix between soccer and shish-kebabs.--Mitch Hedberg

2. Rat Race

3. Modest Mouse.

[moodykate09]

1. What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaay!

2. Newsies. (Sigh... A movie from my tween years.)

3. My American Heart

[angusaholic]

1.) What do you call 2 workers, 1 digging a hole and another sitting their watching? Hookers Paradise ...

2.)Incredibles

3.) The Other Colour, pretty slick band, similar to the Who and Foo Fighters..

[singerrock1213]

1) What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? DAMN

2) G.I. Joe

3) there are 3 bands that are under rated and im friends with them McClory, Skyline, and Kerrington Cooper

sry i couldnt pick one they're my friends

[Amytainment]

1. Two cannons got married and had BB's.

2. The Uninvited (1944)- It's creepy.

3. White Rabbits (listen to the song percussion gun)

[guest000000000000000]

1.what do you call a pig that will share the ball? a ballhog.

2.strait jacket

3. egpyt cental

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[Namelesspain]

1. A man walks into a bar, ow. (yeah i know it's crap lol)

2. Shaun of the dead

3. Pendulum

[sarahashleigh1992]

2) Death Race

3) Sum 41

[thecrimescene]

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

2.Stranger Than Fiction / Lars and The Real Girl

3. Angels And Airwaves

[psychojax]

1. Two muffins are in an oven, one says, "damn its hot in here" and the other says, "Oh my God! i talking muffin!"

2. i love the movie "Science of Sleep" so good, really trippy.

3. One of my favorite bands is RX Bandits.

[rickythrills]

1. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! (hahaha it's so immature I love it...)

2. Howl's Moving Castle (Miyazaki is a freaking genius)

3. Driftless Pony Club (the frontman/lead guitarist is YouTube's own wheezywaiter)

[xxBamAndVillexx]

1) Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism

2) Nightmare Before Christmas. Yes, Some of my friends have never seen it before and I rag on them everyday about it.

3) Avenged Sevenfold. Brent, Go listen. Seriously.

[boantaadrian]

hhaaha i lol at your joke

[rooroo1988]

1.Why are men like cars?

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

2.) The Prestige

3.) Snowden

[eddies343]

1. Two muffins were in an oven. One says to the other, "Man it's getting hot in here." The other says, "Holy shit a talking muffin!!"

2. Can't really think of a movie so I'll say Inglourious Basterds. Saw it yesterday it was SO GOOD.

3. Rise Against - pretty popular but not as much as they should be

[PunkPrincess8855]

1.Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

He was charged with battery.

2.Martyrs... was gonna say dead snow then you had to go and say it :P

3.Ninjaspy - local band from here in Vancouver, defiantly worth checking out their albums on itunes :)

[boantaadrian]

u mean he was charged with acid

[Otakuuuuuuuuuu]

1) what does a green grape says to a purple one? breathe please breathe!

2) Shutter i lost my voice of screaming

3) Muse :) :) their songs are just too amazing

[paboy4]

1. Why dont Aliens eat Clowns? Cuz they Taste Funny

2.Kung Pow

3.The Boqui Toquis

P.s. seen dead sno its awsomely vilontley hilarios especialy cus it norwegean

[iHarrySmallwood]

1)Why did the elephant cross the road? Chickens day off.

2)This is England.

3)Frank Turner.

[bostongirlie5927]

1. why was the energizer bunny arrested?.... he was charged with battery. :)

2. 10 things i hate about you!

3. a day to remember<3

[sweettemptation21]

1) What do cows do for entertainment? They rent mooovies.

lol so bad.

2) Marie Antoinette

3) Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros

Nazi. Zombies. Hell yeah! lol

[MunchieXrule]

1.what dose a nut say when it sneezes... cashew cashew

2. The wackness (best damn movie about a teenager selling drugs ever!)

3.cage the elephant

[thepurelove]

1. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? Lipstick

2. Grandma's Boy

3. I'm really loving MGMT

[Rocklover835]

1. Why is the ocean embaressed? because everyone can see it's bottom! hahaha

2. The knowing

3. and omg i just downloaded after midnight project like last week! haha. love themm

but you should check out Skylit Drive

[icedphat]

1. Why do cows have bells? Because they don't have horns =P

2. Defiance

3. Coheed and Cambria (kinda popular Progressive rock band, with a really high pitched singer, Claudio Sanchez)

[StarrStrukk1]

1."whats a yankee?"

"same as a quickie but a guy can do it alone" bahaha

2.Cry-Baby <333333

3. 3oh3 (:

[iSavannahBanana]

1.Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months.

2.Wayne's World- A lot of people know about this movie but don't remember it I think

3. Kooks- a little British band

[42000pts4me]

1. A man walked into a bar... and had to go to the hospital

2. Talk to Her

3. The Cab (I'm so obsessed...)

btw, i pay for all my music too

[BackAlleyGreeter]

1. The best stocking stuffer is a severed foot.

2. Alexander

3. Frightened Rabbit

[asia5825]

1. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

2. The Illusionist

3. Pillar

[AmericanCanadian21]

1. A man walked into a bar, then he said ouch.

2. The Boy In The Stripped Pajamas

3. The Script ( I LOVE THEM SO MUCH)

[cooluyou1]

1. a horse walked in to a bar the bartender asked why the long face

2.lion king

3.greenday

[Boosue9401]

1. Two muffins are in the oven.

One says to the other "God it's hot in here"

The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

2. How to lose a guy in 10 days

3. Paramore

[fifi580]

1) A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar; the bar blows up.

2) Wrist Cutters: A Love Story - Nearly no one has heard of it, i know the title sounds a bit dodgy, but its a great movie.

3) Imadethismistake - Brilliant indie band. Very much made of awesome.

[valerie2776]

imadethismistake is fantastic. i'm excited for their remastered thing to come out :]