I did this monolouge for my drama class and my teacher, who had never seen the movie, was quite impressed with it. Needless to say I got an A for proper story telling and great prop use. I did my best Christopher Walken impression and she also commemted on how that was great to sell the story. So if your ever in a drama class somewhere, for whatever period, and for whoever your teacher maybe, and you had good enough taste to watch this movie you should do this monolouge.
I don't care if nobody gives a shit or don't gives a shit, but I found out about this seen from the Nostalgia Critic when he did his Top 11 Christopher Walken moments.
if the gooks ever saw this watch, they would confiscate it, take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthrite, and he'd be damn if any slopes were going to put their greasy yellow hands on his birthrites so he hid it , and one place that he knew that he could hide something was up his ass !
if the gooks ever saw this watch, they would confiscate it, take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthrite, and he'd be damn if any slopes were going to put theirgreasy yellow hands on it so he hid it , and one place that he knew that he could hide something was up his ass !
if the gooks ever saw this watch, they would confiscate it, take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthrite, and he'd be damn if some greasy yellow slopes were going to put their hands on it so he hid it , and one place that he knew that he could hide something was up his ass !
if the gooks ever saw this watch, they would confiscate it, take it away. The way your adad looked at it, this watch was your birthrite, and he'd be damn if some greasy yellow slopes were going to put their hands on it so he hid it , and one place that he knew that he could hide something was up his ass !
The magic of Walken, Comes out of no where, and completly depleates all of the seriouseness the scene was going for. I don't know if i should be disturbed or laugh my ass off. Just genious.
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i wish that what could have been a good scene would not have been ruined by a clownish finish. Leave it to the jews in hollywood to fuck everything up.
all three good films. forrest gump has been way over done now. and shawshank was very very good. but not quite as original as pf. tarantino reigns supreme
03:54 He’d be daaaaaamned ... :D
vlada881 1 day ago in playlist Смешно 2
holy shit best scene ever
FrodoBolsa 1 week ago
Oh no, terrible place to hide your watch!
MariluHennerArtist45 1 week ago
This is one of the greatest scenes in movie history and Walken's performance is amazing!
crazybrowsdj 3 weeks ago in playlist Greatest movie dialog
best christopher walken scene ever besides his scene in "true romance"
deftones311100 1 month ago
"So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass"
lilPopper 1 month ago
I did this monolouge for my drama class and my teacher, who had never seen the movie, was quite impressed with it. Needless to say I got an A for proper story telling and great prop use. I did my best Christopher Walken impression and she also commemted on how that was great to sell the story. So if your ever in a drama class somewhere, for whatever period, and for whoever your teacher maybe, and you had good enough taste to watch this movie you should do this monolouge.
Amon1525 1 month ago
@Amon1525 I did the same scene for my class lol and same thing happend now im doing it for my schools talent show soon
ImpersonationFilms 1 month ago
@Amon1525 im doing this one for my class as well!! :D
ito2789 1 week ago
1 person is a slope with greasy yellow hands
jaredabccrisscross 1 month ago 3
The cartoon at the start always spins me out!........
petejt 1 month ago
he be damb if some greezzy slope gonna put his hands on his boys birth rights
raidrfan4l 1 month ago
Christopher walkens is the shit.
arexyouxepicxenough 2 months ago 3
5 long years he wore this watch....up his ass lolol
DRAVIDIAN718QUEENSNY 2 months ago
this scene is one of the bests in the history of cinema
yosoyjosecanseco 2 months ago
Slopes. Haha.
omrlpz 2 months ago
1 person died of Dysentery after disliking this video
jersdave 2 months ago
Christopher Walken-loooooooooooooooooooove him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unknownmoi94 2 months ago
dude this scene needs more cowbell.
sirmisterbubbles 2 months ago
i got to memorize this thing soon in his voice but the paper with the script is hid up my ass
ImpersonationFilms 2 months ago
Lol. Dysentery.
OliveMonkeys 3 months ago
I wish I could see this scene again for the first time. I couldn't stop laughing.
jessc1979 3 months ago
the most boring scene in the movie but its not bad i love this movie
BeanTownKid97 3 months ago
How the fuck is Walken so awesome? Dude was born like '42 or some shit. They didn't have awesome back then... did they?
thesam00 3 months ago
@thesam00 1942 had The Greatest Generation fighting in WWII
kfsfkakf 3 months ago
The Deer Hunter 2
underbightdog23 3 months ago
One person hit dislike with their greasy yellow hand...
jjbeerj 4 months ago 3
cracked . com #20 prequels we never want to see made. #1 is "Watch up my Ass"
DarkNj1 4 months ago
Don't lick it
Frankenstec 4 months ago
Word nigga word!
Well, evidently nobody really gives a fuck about birthrights.
What a tradition huh? All the way back to Our great grampa sire (have to choke that sire out of me). And your Great Great Grandfather Eric.
TheMichaelSpock 4 months ago
1 person had a watch shoved up their ass for five long years.
kieranmatiz 4 months ago
the watch disliked this video
yohavlik 4 months ago 2
His ass
Huddiethegreat 4 months ago
I don't care if nobody gives a shit or don't gives a shit, but I found out about this seen from the Nostalgia Critic when he did his Top 11 Christopher Walken moments.
malkrow21 5 months ago
@malkrow21 i dont give a shit...
kennethhuebsch 4 months ago
"I don't care if nobody gives a shit or don't gives a shit..."
Holy crap, is that a double negative?
malkrow21 4 months ago
Clutch Cargo FTW!!!
stupenderifous 5 months ago
Every film should have at least one scene with Christopher Walken in it.
MetallicaMadMan666 5 months ago 2
"Winaki kept his word..."
beckeromania 5 months ago
like if you reckon after the scene butch sniffs the watch
dmohr7 5 months ago
When you hide something up your ass does it fall back out everytime you take a shit and need to be re-inserted, or does the shit just slide by?
jamkabi 5 months ago
@jamkabi Why don't you stick somethin up your ass and find out.
JJheadcharge 4 months ago
That pause Walken takes is just awesome.
smazzocity 5 months ago
if the gooks ever saw this watch, they would confiscate it, take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthrite, and he'd be damn if any slopes were going to put their greasy yellow hands on his birthrites so he hid it , and one place that he knew that he could hide something was up his ass !
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if the gooks ever saw this watch, they would confiscate it, take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthrite, and he'd be damn if any slopes were going to put theirgreasy yellow hands on it so he hid it , and one place that he knew that he could hide something was up his ass !
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if the gooks ever saw this watch, they would confiscate it, take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthrite, and he'd be damn if some greasy yellow slopes were going to put their hands on it so he hid it , and one place that he knew that he could hide something was up his ass !
RealMenDrinkCoffee 5 months ago
if the gooks ever saw this watch, they would confiscate it, take it away. The way your adad looked at it, this watch was your birthrite, and he'd be damn if some greasy yellow slopes were going to put their hands on it so he hid it , and one place that he knew that he could hide something was up his ass !
RealMenDrinkCoffee 5 months ago
Tarantino is a GENIUS!!!
escdelesp 5 months ago
Thanks for posting. I love that scene!
windbeamproductions 5 months ago
his ass.... 5 long years he had this watch up his ass...
squall600 6 months ago
his girl is fucking annoying. blueberry pie...shut up
KillingJoke696 6 months ago
The magic of Walken, Comes out of no where, and completly depleates all of the seriouseness the scene was going for. I don't know if i should be disturbed or laugh my ass off. Just genious.
FTS57 6 months ago
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A watch that had been up Christopher Walken's ass must be worth big bucks.
TheBullMoose95 6 months ago
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TheBullMoose95 6 months ago
I love how it starts all serious at first and gets kinda ruined by the ASS talk. Still a great scene. Best scene in the movie IMHO
kfsfkakf 7 months ago
@kfsfkakf that was intentional. appreciate it.
TheRaellz 7 months ago
@TheRaellz Yes i know that but that was my initial impression first time seeing the movie start to finish
kfsfkakf 7 months ago
As hilarious as it is for a kid to receive a watch that was up two different asses for so many years, this is a very heartwarming scene.
nightmoves17 7 months ago
The coming-of-age speech that I'll give to my son when he grows up.
monsieurzola 7 months ago 8
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monsieurzola 7 months ago
i thought this was the scene where they talk about dead niggers
IFknHateUTube 7 months ago
great films in 1994
17rodriquez 7 months ago
Christopher Walken = Sex on legs. .. And watch up butt.
TheRightOne13 8 months ago 2
Blueberry pie
DrHorrible13Medic 8 months ago
This is an amusing and accurate account of male values inside of a multigenerational U.S. military family. Trust me I know.
Doloii 9 months ago
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i wish that what could have been a good scene would not have been ruined by a clownish finish. Leave it to the jews in hollywood to fuck everything up.
BeyondNeptune 9 months ago
"He died of dysentery--he gimme da watch." LOL
Crust218 10 months ago 23
This film or Shawshank should have been best picture in '94 over Forest Gump, in my humble opinion.
mth03d 11 months ago
@mth03d Pulp Fiction blows Shawshank out of the water in my opinon
hardcoreninja729 10 months ago 2
@hardcoreninja729 Pulp Fiction was the worst out of the three in my opinion.
AliminiumHydroxide 6 months ago
@AliminiumHydroxide Get out of here!
TrotskyIsTheMan 6 months ago
@TrotskyIsTheMan Sorry for having a different opinion to you asshole.
AliminiumHydroxide 6 months ago
@AliminiumHydroxide
all three good films. forrest gump has been way over done now. and shawshank was very very good. but not quite as original as pf. tarantino reigns supreme
hardcoreninja729 6 months ago
prakticakwhaktical thanks for that, now I can sleep and wake up and look for clutch cargo episodes-
olsolbp 1 year ago
Does anyone know what cartoon little Butch is watching at the beginning?
olsolbp 1 year ago
@olsolbp- I think it's Speed Racer.
fyfytj 1 year ago
@olsolbp Clutch Cargo
practicalwhacktical 1 year ago
I like how he gets much more emotional when he describes the war he was in, an accurate and brilliant portrayal of PTSD.
themissinggene 1 year ago 3
What I've always wondered was, did hiding the watch up his rectum cause the dysentery that killed Butch's dad?
mooseboy18 1 year ago 3
Now, little man, I give the shit encrusted watch to you.
shawbros 1 year ago 10
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shawbros 1 year ago
His great grandfather fought in WW1 in Germany. His grandfather fought in WW2 in Japan.
declannorton 1 year ago
1 person has a watch up their ass
stueygewy 1 year ago 2
another of the best film scene in film idustry, Walken is just unbelievable in this
RealKyloss 1 year ago
do not lick the watch
tumadoireacht 1 year ago 14
"Captain Coons." lol!! Fckg Tarentino..
ocsspot 1 year ago
His dad died of dysentery, causes profuse often bloody diarrhea. That was has been through hell, really.
DarkCaduceus 1 year ago 2
Can you imagine ANY other actor playing the role Walken just did? Impossible.
CorenApex 1 year ago 21
@silentwulfsfan Funny silly dog
Lawyer2Junkie 1 year ago
that must be one shitty watch...cuz, u know XD
atomichead777 1 year ago
You got to wonder how many times they shot this scene before the kid was able to keep a straight face.
dragonpullman 1 year ago 5
they shot the kid for a few seconds and looped him, Chris was staring at the camera when he was delivering his lines.
jonroman69K 1 year ago
@jonroman69K Yeah, that makes sense, seeing as how I can't imagine a kid that age listening to those lines without giggling hysterically.
dragonpullman 1 year ago 2
What a story! "his ass" lol
911MrBlack 1 year ago
women. obv she forgot the watch.
generalgeewhiz 1 year ago
3:33 LMAO
evilmoif 1 year ago
@evilmoif he forgot his line lol
jazzythegreatest 1 year ago
Great movie, but he said his granddad went to fight germans but died in wake island. Typo in the script much?
z3pplin7 1 year ago
@z3pplin7
The was was not only fought in Germany...
Epockolips 1 year ago
@Epockolips the marines on wake island fought the japanese, not the germans
z3pplin7 1 year ago
Just watched on tv Still Laughing my ASS off
(ASS WATCH)
PastYears 1 year ago
Gimme da watch!
ahuxley123 1 year ago 4
@ahuxley123 Can't explain why but thats the line in this scene that made me laugh most when I first saw it!
gaz61279 1 year ago 14
"He'd be damned if any slopes' gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright"
I love it.
neilandrewporter 1 year ago 7
best film of 1994, screw forest gump
mth03d 1 year ago
A terrific scene from the best film of 1994. Walken is sublime and brilliant.
trentkill 1 year ago 25