Oswald Bates #2

[TheExplosivePants]

a world, oh yes, a world

[infidelguy]

The platitudinal retrospection deviates from the minuscule, cuse' me, menstrual, flow. Thereby, pontificating the modus operational difficulty ejaculating the reasons for why three people dislike the aforementioned video construction.

[hellarandom00]

@infidelguy LMFAO!

[T74G]

@infidelguy

ahh yes, but the regurgitated preservation is mammary at best, thus inclusivized...pardon me "inclusurmized" by the coagulation of the prenatal period! Thus promulgating the pap smears deductive reasoning. You can read about it in Jan 2012 edition of "menstruation manifestation"...

[575forza]

Makes sense the Bushes found Herman Cain, I mean Oswald Bates.

[BrainChild1984]

Oswald Bates 2016

[MJRookieRook]

ROFLOLMAOO!!! This whole clip is priceless. When she jumped up on that bed I almost fell out the chair!!!

"It is the Quasimenstrual. Excuse me, Quasimodo..."

"Point taken..."

"Flabitis that makes your book sooooo??? Clitoric??"

"Oh yes." ROFL!!!!!

[34rodzilla]

Remember when Fox had people on Sunday night TV. Now its ANIMATION SUNDAY I was OK with just The Simpson's and Family Guy.

[bfjim76]

The judge on So You Think You Can Dance...Lil C, reminds me of Oswald every time, using big words completely out of context.

[Monbrax]

@bfjim76 Thank you! I thought I was the only one that noticed that!

[kapone815]

whats so funny is that I have a cousin like this he uses big words and tries to sound intelligent but sounds dumb as fuck

[Sergcanes98]

Viscous mammarian glands

[dshoneybuns]

OH yes a world of nocturnal...commissions... lawl

[bass4onelastfriday]

I ain't no venerial fudrucker

[TheTubeEmperor]

when you talk to white folks at those levels of big words that's how they react they become your friend quick lol when speak like that now your speaking their language

lol

[BlaccBoii]

Please, allow me to pontificate... as I regurgitate... verbiage retained in my medulla oblongata.

[Dablkwid0w2008]

THE FUGG...Barbara Bush hopped her ass up on dat damn bunk LOOOL

[TheLastBrainLeft]

Recticatality? Whut?

[233kid]

while he was my teacher I was taught how to "emanibatize" and "conjugate the bowels of society"!!

[desamania]

Mrs. Bush is suppose to be stupid like him. LOL

[malik324]

ahh exactly pubile!

[dejocter]

And opened my mucal membrane...you understand...To a world...OH YES...A world of nocturnal commissions LMAO!!!

PUBILE! It is the quasi-menstral...Excuse me...Quasi-MOTTO flibitis that makes your book so uhh...CLITORIC...ROTFLMFAO

[mokahquincy71]

"A World of Nocturnal Commissions"

[vidaa82]

every time...and i mean every single time i watch an oswald bates skit on ilc i laugh so hard til i cant breath. this character is genius. i walk around imitating this all the time. he is in the top 5 funniest characters of all time.

[biped19]

"barbra bush doing her part against illiteracy."

That is because reading is fallopian.

[bemoney777]

I exactly pewbow. HAHAHA

[KinglyNumbaOne]

Oswald Bates was inspired by Michael Eric Dyson. Look him up and laugh.

[ikedirty318]

Not really!!

[jayrich510]

@KinglyNumbaOne u mad Michael Eric Dyson is a princeton educated black man that will never be a token ass clown and speaks truth

[KinglyNumbaOne]

@jayrich510 Yes he went to Princeton, but he is a pseudo-intellectual hack who has never written a seminal work in his life. Dyson is a clown and a disgrace to black academics in America.

[koolassdude]

LMFAO... dude sounds like that bee on honeynut cheerio!!

[PR13STG0RD0]

The best movie ever would be Oswald Bates getting out of prison and becoming a teacher.

One of those "Life changing teacher" movies.

[LERROUIX7]

omg!!! that's the beat idea ever!!!!! lmfao

[PR13STG0RD0]

This HAS TO be made into a reality! Get Keenan and Damon's agent on the phone!

[nagamora]

@PR13STG0RD0 LOL just thinking of it makes me laugh my head off

[playBoiB01]

i love the look on his face when he talks. he look real serious...lol....classic

[SHAUN71001]

damn can we just enjoy the video!

[DhruvaMaharaja]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaha

her virtue

[joejacksun]

Pubile!!!! lol

[kurojin97]

lol @ how she jumps onto the top "bunk" hahahaha

[Yuber779]

lol, this guy is fuckin funny.

[darkarcra]

Another family values voter?

[555652]

Leonard,the truth is,you're the ignorant one. The fact that people like you get your perception of blacks from TV and I'm sure your racist ancestors without seeking the truth about a culture for yourself shows your stupidity.I could call you all kinds of white racial slurs,but that would make me as ignorant as you.You need God in your life,but-like most of your people-you probably don't believe in Him either.

[BeasyDaRapper]

damn i totally agree wit u

[hangemhigh2000]

So your thinking of calling someone racial slurs 555652. And you mention god. Well go to church and you will understand its just as sinful to think sinful thoughts as to say them. Your the devils tool, Go to hell. I'll pray for you.

[hangemhigh2000]

I could call you all kinds of white racial slurs,but that would make me as ignorant as you.You need God in your life,but-like most of your people-you probably don't believe in Him either. " YOUR PEOPLE" What kind of racist remark was that then. You live a double standard , dumb hippocrate.

[dannyboy860]

Let me flaggelate my testicles on the issue

[tw1704]

How can you flaggelate such a testicular complex without a microcompulation?

[dannyboy860]

You see what we have here is a an inability to ejaculate the scrotum at hand

[tw1704]

Your filopious putration is absolute my brotha.

[dddandruff]

obongo

[crazymonkeegrrl666]

i love damon wayans!

[WOTWEET]

Jigs often get this Oswald Bates Syndrome. The silly fuckers-and that includes Osambo get a notion that somehow they can transcend their IQ of 83, and magically they are endowed with what the Strawman wanted. Contrary to wot the Wizard said, the Strawman had no brain.

Another Oswald Bates was Martin Luther King. The big mouthed pinhead had to cheat his way through school. It is now an established fact that King had to copy Jack Boozer's paper when he did his "PhD Thesis".

[megerber]

You are an ugly person

[bigga510]

Its obvious from your response, you are afraid of genetic annihilation brought upon your specific cultural group by the melanated peoples of the world. My hope for you is that through tremendous advising and consultation about your impotent perspective, your horizons will expand, therefore creating a new dynamic between yourself and others and productive relationships can be achieved.

[dannyboy860]

get off the crack bigga510

[dynamiz77]

you need to put the crack pipe down...and pick up a book...

[Downeybro]

Hey, WOTWEET...The big difference is that this video is SUPPOSED to be funny. Unlike G. Bush, who actually speaks like this!!

[juanbigone]

Unfortunate how many people actually speak this way. GWB comes to mind.

[truestdude]

its so funny cause he b swearing up n down he droppn knowledge on yo ass man classic sht! LOL!

[iceddante]

"Has syphillized the shaft..." hilarious!

[onoringo]

i like how he sits there all rag dollish

[marcusparks]

Some of the funniest stuff ever!!!

[creid100]

LMFAO @ 1:09!!!

"And opened my mucal membranes to a world... OH YES!... A world........... of Knocturnal Commissions..."

OMFG! LMFAO!!!!

[creid100]

*Commissions (my bad)

[creid100]

"And opened my mucal membrane to a world.... Oh yes!... A world.......... of Knocturnal Commisions" LMFAO!!!! @ 1:09

[UptownMastermind]

this just makes me smile

[Fishfuckmagician]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

"It is the quasi-menstrual... oh, I'm sorry, quasi-MODO..."

[bri58325]

Oswald Bates is the funniest skit on In Living Color.

[CRoadwarrior]

I agree, and if you think that's funny, check out the 9/11 Conspiracy Oswald Bates: /watch?v=VCXjYW_0Vqc

[nevawrong]

@bri58325

i thought it was Homey Da Clown ??? : (

[omegasinnocence]

Man. Good stuff. Good Stuff.

[cbg85]

my god I loved in living color.

[CRoadwarrior]

Me too, and perhaps you'll get a kick out of the 9/11 Conspiracy Oswald Bates: /watch?v=VCXjYW_0Vqc