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  • does anyone ever notice that u like picks up his drink and then puts it down never drinking lol

  • He is making a fool of himself. Shame on him. Perhaps he shud read the hadith of Prophet Muhammad how Rasulullah resent people who laugh alot.

  • He is funny, but I was dissapointed to see him use a few jokes some other stand up comedian came up with before him.

  • The guy's funny. Not massively so, but he is funny and worth watching.

    On the other side of things, the lines of politics and religious agendas are often manipulated and blurred by many religious groups. It's nothing new and historically, probably existed most prominently in muslim and christian circles.

    Israel's also used this angle of painting themselves as victims in a religious context to have taken the Palestinian land. They were living together fine before :(

    Good stand up though :)

  • This guy is not funny at all.

  • Hahahaha that last part: IsHAR BRATHA! Cracked me up! :P 

  • islamqa.com/en/ref/10397/

  • "Listen dude, I'm not really interested in any organized religion" "Then become a muslim, we're the most disorganized people on earth"

    EPIC haha

  • Hilarious. Freakin hilarious.

  • ya the taliban just claim they're muslim and do what they want supposably for god, they're a bunch of idiots

  • You are a light in this world. I thank you for this, because seeing someone like you teaches me to be stop judging people. I love the disguise joke. :) I am a Hindu btw.

  • Now these collosial freaks of nature are taking of comedy too??

  • @dannyd1572 haha did u think u owned it? lol

  • even thought i wacth it like 1000000000000 i will still crack up

  • I like the king comment. When you think about Bush, the election, and the recount it is what would happen if we had a"king".

  • I dont understand why people are offended by the king comments. I would understand if these monarchies actually did something to protect their own people or help the middle-east in general, but with all of their oil wealth their economies and education systems remain grossly underdeveloped. And ok maybe you like your kings, but they are human and its ok to use them in a minor joke. The fact that people are sweating over shows the unhealthiness of the kingships they live under.

  • Now this guy makes me laugh. loved 4:30 - 4:55

  • @Mike0N0ike57

    mr buuush yaa georgeeeee

  • At a time like this it is good to see people making fun at themselves. Laughter is the best weapon against all form of violence and terrorisim. No race culture or religion is sacrosant and can be laughed at. We need to chill.

  • agreed! there's a difference between 'jokes' and 'making fun'. let's the happy smiles rule the world!

  • is he clearing the muslim misconceptions or is he making fun of them,well if it is the first one then may god bless him and if it is the second one then may god curse him

  • i think the first one

  • WAIT!!

    he's muslim right?

    that bottle that he drink looks like BEER..

    if it is,ITS AN ILLEGAL for muslim..A KING OF SIN for muslim for drink or anything that have a beer!!!

  • its not beer it somthing called lazaia witch is a non alcoholic drink

  • It is Haram to drink Alcohol. If you drink non-alcoholic beer than that is fine but Alcohol is haram. Also the "King of Sin" I'm sorry if I misread it is actually shirk in Allah. Not Alcohol.

  • What makes you think that he would drink beer in a show by muslims - in front of audience?!

  • FIRST OF ALL I DO NOT THINK HE IS A MUSLIM secondly even if he is i think not anymore cause we`re muslims we don`t make islam as funny as you do azhar so watch your back finally allah made us more than funny he made us think witch wrong and right to find out there is allah in our life ton obey him day and night.

  • i m agree with u , my point is why he made fun of saudi arabia and UAE , i mean about middle east only they have kings by saying they are stupid and they are backwards this is son of a bitch living in america doesn't mean u are the best and this what he knows also he said why people hate us SOB think that why only one country rule over the whole world ,who are u to decide that sadam is not good we want new president who the fucker are u to choose i got angry sorry bt i hate this guy

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  • mee liiike ;)))))

  • He is soo funny !!!

    but I don't like the " kings " part .. I live in a country with a king .. it is not bad .. & we can protest against him to change him with another royal member ..

    any way .. LONG LIFE MY MUSLIM BROTHERS !

    love you all !

  • I do not like Kings, but I do not like democracy either.

  • Poor intro and outdated material just underlines that Russel Peters comically surpasses Usman, at least in my opinion. 9/11 Story? Not surprised, it was enevitable.

  • @UnsatiableEloquence: u gotta realize that this is really old footage from like 2004 and that's what all of the Muslim comedians were talking about!

  • this guy is good. being happy and laughing is good and us muslims should be more happy because it is a good deed to be cheerful! :)

  • Brilliant!

  • Watch all of 'Shiekh Imran Hosein' lectures and 'The Arrivals' AND give High ratings!.

  • not bad

  • The best

  • hahaha funnyyyyyyyy keep it up man

    haha

  • especially da humerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • democracy the best thing man has come up with. freedom of speech. and thts coming from a brit first muslim next.

  • carry it on, show people their can be comedy without dirt

  • fantastic guy on any level muslims or not made me see why we all should not take our selfs to serious

    laughter is the best medicine

  • so i think that its funny that he said we need more muslims in politics and obama is, in fact (OMG), muslim! isn't that awesome??? maybe he can tell the future.... hmm

  • OBAMA ISN'T MUSLIM! HE'S CHRISTIAN!

  • Is he a human being like you and me? Let us first be a human being.

  • lol

  • lol that make me laugh

  • can you imagine a country where they pick a leader based on who his daddy was?

    PMSL!!

  • yeah. it's called singapore.

  • lol. nice one.

  • hahahahaha very very funny and nice clean comedy.. loved every second of it =D

  • well

    allah made you funny??

    well he done a bad job

    cause u suck

    :/

  • He doesn"t make any sense to me. He needs to try and connect more with the whit black and latinos

  • yah if it wasnt a muslim audience few ppl would be laughing

    the novelty of a muslim comedian who looks like a sterotypical muslim making jokes about how muslims are treated can only last so long. 10 minutes to be exact.

    Hes obviously biased towards muslims and so is the audience that is laughing, these are so called "moderate" muslims.

  • He's making fun at Muslims at parts in the video

    Explain how that's being bias

  • I really love this DVD and appreciate you posting it on YouTube.

  • who is the guy that came in the end?

  • refer to 8:55

  • lol

  • LOL, Jazak Allah Khayr

  • i love this guy!....really makes me laugh...

  • A monarch gov. is ALOT more stable than a democratic gov. This guy is funny and i respect him somewhat, but HE needs to stay out of politics...

  • Not only are people ignorant but they lack much of an alternate perspective to other things, kind of bleh, well that is youtube.

    Great comedian IMO

  • funny at first but all the muslim jokes get dull towards the ending,just listen to the crowd

  • this guy is not only bein funny but also spreading a tru message

  • dude your trying too hard.

    the call to bush was so lame, the king thing offended a lot of people, and you have a really bad Arabic accent.

    you should really think about what the hell your going to say before u say it.

    the other guy, you rock :)

  • Dude he was talking about how push became a president. had to toss that joke about kings to get ppl's attention. apparently you didn't get it though.

  • "just one problem..........stop killing us" hahahahahahah

  • hahahhha lovin the disguise :P

  • lool it is funny

  • He's hilarious, masha'Allah, we need more Muslim comedians

  • georgy!!!hillarious!!!!this guy is good

  • "knock knock..dont open it" hahahahah

  • Ya jorjiii hahaaaa... exactly if someone have spent time in middle east

  • lol i find him annoying tbh..

  • IT IS SO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!

  • So you dont like Arab countries with kings????

    You need to do some research!!

    We in Jordan have democracy that the entire world envies us about it!

  • hahahaha and the most hottest princess!!!

  • It is true about the arab world. man i live in middle east. and trust me they are the most racist people in the whole world. no wonder this things are happening to the arab world.

  • The audience are rubbish!

  • If Islam is a religion of Peace as this fat muslim joker is trying to tell.

    Let all muslims declare that they will abolish laws from Muslim countries that make apostasy a crime punishable with death. That they will oppose muslims and teach proper Quran to muslims who are trying to kill Salman Rushdie, Ayan Hirsi and Wafa Sultan.

    Only when you ensure security to apostate muslims, should you claim that Islam is harmless to non-muslims and the Quranic verses are taken out of context.

  • Islam is harmless and peaceful, so even if it's not applied properly, you can't blame islam, blame the people who are not following it properly!

  • But they ARE, that's the problem!

    They are merely following the Koran, the Hadith, and the example of Muhammad...

  • its their own interpretation and twisting of the words in the koran.

  • koran impossible to be changed koran, is not twisted

  • @bagh98

    No its not. I know people personally who quote chapter and verse from the Qu'oran to justify murder, racism, bigotry, anti-semitic ideology, polygamy and vengeance. Peace has nothing to do with any of this.

    How can Islam reconcile with democracy when the Hadiths or Quoran, clearly and absolutely outline right vs wrong as universal constants without bothering to make further investigations, whereas democracy is self discovery borne by a greater sense of personal choice ?

  • @sohamthe2nd Your correct, Islam n democracy do not match. watch abdur raheem green on islam and democracy on youtube

  • @bagh98 okkkkk than why does your quraan say if you can not turn someone to islam than take his land and he will be muslim,land why does your quraan say if someone hurts you once than give it back to him twice, that's peace ?????look it up buddy,and when you don't find it let me know, cause i am christian and i can find it for you in your book,

  • exactly,

    The quran does not say to kill apostates, but says to let them be free, just not trust them with plans and so on

  • long live allah

  • Allah is the ever living, he will not dye so you don`t say that bro, say praise be to allah :)

  • or just praise nothing like me... just saying.

  • allah was is and always will be he was not born like a human

  • No, he was imagined, like a pink elephant.

  • hes a jowkaa man but notice 1 bit from 1:17 to 1:20 he doesn't know what to choose drink or microphone drink or microphone! lool! salihahxxx

  • james48890743, I know, that you, yourself know that your lying, out of your hatred towards our prophet SAW. (You don't have any real mission of seeking the truth of whatever, you just blindly hate islam), So anybody who lies out of hatred cannot & will not be representing the truth, your type of people clearly represent the Evil Path (maybe 'Satanic' is the best word to use here). So, please stop posting msgs like this... you're not convincing anyone, you're only making a fool of yourself.

  • what is he drinkng

  • سوف احصل على الانتقام

  • what is that you make funny of islam fuck you,

    حسبي والله و نعمه الوكيل فيكوا و ربنا ياخدكم و انت ياالله سميع عليم لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله

  • Michael Jackson is a pervert and is in Islam because Islam allows you to have sex with little kids 4:24.

  • Your mother is a pervert!

  • don't waste your time.

  • ytube is full of jews that are paid to attack Islam.

  • I am Christian not Jews you Muslims love to hate on the Jews for no reason because your a bunch of little Hitlers. and I attack Satan and his lies and his false death cult of Islam.

  • james48890743 /you know alot about are prophet hahah

  • HAHA 06:04 - lol Daddy

  • haha muslim potential...i got a friend that could POSSIBLY convert..INSHALLAH!

  • this guy is not funny and true Muslims would chop his head off. Women are oppressed because the Quran teaches you can beat your wife 4:34 you just don't do it in the west because you will go to jail and so the women beat the hell out of you.

  • Quran does not teach you to beat your wife and you dropped at the very last solution there to deal with women (Only the one who'd be a totally bitch with her husband)... you can't just pick what you don't like and use it to talk about a whole religion... and if you knew enough about Islam you would've known how it really gives women their all right and respect them greatly...And 'beating' in Quran is not the 'beating' that you know...

    It means a little tap on the back and a very soft one...

  • no it is not a little tap the word is beat chapter 4:34 and it says nothing about being a bitch it is if she is not in submission to him. Now if your religion is about women rights why can't a women in Islam have 4 husbands like a man can? Why did Muhammad say 3 things will make you unclean before prayer a women, a dog and shit. Show me one hadith or verse in the Quran that talks about the reward for a women in the heaven of Allah all they are is a sex salve for the man.

  • وتغلب

    this is the word in arabic and it means beat them! not tap them lightly you big fat liar

  • Didn't you hear about the words that has more than one meaning?

    I'm not lying why would I lie to you..?

    I didn't mean to be rude or tell lies I just wanted to tell you that you're wrong about Muslims husbands beating their wives... Beating women or treat them wrong is something that Islam punishes for... and Muhammad would always tell men to be nice with women because their lives wouldn't be without them...

    You may want to correct what you know or try to find reasons for Quran orders..

    Thank you

  • Muhammad said you can lie in 3 cases to your wife to your family and to your enemy so who is left? LOL Then this means Muhammad was wrong and he is the bad guy because as I have shown you from Sahih Muslim he beat little Aisha. He didn't say it was wrong for the womens husband to beat her when she came to him with green spots from him beating the hell out of her. It is not talking about beating with their words no where does it say words in that verse you are a liar.

  • Is that it to you? take the bad memorize it and leave the good...!!!?

    That's if you even saw any good with this dirty mind of yours...

    Sorry I can't talk this through with you...

    Anyway... I know I will just waste my time and your time...

    But you really seem clueless and don't know ANYTHING about Islam

    Maybe it's time you start wondering if Islam was that bad...

    Why would so much people be interested and MORE people just keep embracing Islam...?

    I leave you in peace...!!

  • I can show you a video from Al-Jazira T.V. saying 13 000 Muslims a day come to Christ in the middle  east. If you go to my account and see the video Muslim virgin women you will see the type of people who join Islam whores or women who are mentally sick. Most of them join Islam because the man they want to marry is a Muslim and they have no idea what Islam is about or what they are getting into. Can you leave me in peace? Ur prophet said do not say Salem to the Kafars u don't know Islam at all.

  • u twat.. our prophet said we have to respect ppls religion and greeet everyone!

  • 13,000 a day??????????? hahahaha that means the whole of the middle east are now christian?? and the people responsible for 9/11 and 7/7 are actucally c

    you need to read what you write you jack ass.

    its 20,000 converts to islam a year in AMERICA you got it mixed up.

  • a lot of them have to go underground because Muslims will kill them because Islam is Satanic.

  • You are satanic i have heard nothign bad from muslim people on here. only this little ignorant child named james. who is soem sad old lonely man with no life, no future. stop ruining peoples life just becuase yours is fallign to pieces and is crap. i know im right becuase its only sad little men who have enough time to coem onto islamic videos and do these things. sicko. you are satanic!

  • The one who is a sicko is your prophet, sahih muslim 34424- I put on her my cloth to let her wear the cloth of paradise,and had sex with her to ease the grave suffering on her She was the best of god`s creations after Fatma the mother of ali , Mohammad said that when he got caught sleeping with a dead woman. and that woman was his aunt.

  • u chat shif fukk u dikhead

  • "Beating women or treat them wrong is something that Islam punishes for"... Show me give proofs from either the Quran or a Sahih, hadith.

  • Allah didn't send Muhammad for nothing... words in Quran are not always obvious to all Muslims that's why we have certain ones to clear it for us...

    And Hey! don't talk to me about my religion because I sure know it better than you do... and if you think you're all that and you know everything you should've known what a woman is rewarded with in Heaven...

    Everything in Islam is logical and it is logical... and there's known and unknown reasons but in the end they are for the one's own good...

  • Show me the reward for a Muslims women in heaven she will be one of hundreds of wives for a man and all she will be is his sex slave? what kind of reward is that? Ya Islam makes sense does it make sense that you can lie when taking oaths 2:225 does it make sense that your penis will be and endless plam tree and the vagina of a women will be fit for that and her butt 2 miles long according to Muhammad. Does it make sense you can divorce little girls 65:4.

  • You just said "Allah didn't send Muhammad for nothing" I dare you to say this in an Islamic country they will chop your head off. Now you said this "and Muhammad would always tell men to be nice with women because their lives wouldn't be without them" not true you can have 4 wives in Islam and they need to fight for your affection and so they need to put up with the beatings or the husband will divorce her and leave her with all the kids.

  • james the information u r giving is very one sided and out of context firstly a women does not have to fight for the mans attention as the man needs to give all 4 wives equal attention otherwise he is not allowed to have them. Secondly a beating does not mean whipping the women it actually says a light hit which does not leave a mark and that is the last resolution to the problem. Lastly the woman is not abandoned withe the children the man has to provide for them!!!

  • Are you saying your prophet was being a bad guy when he beat Aisha, little Aisha? Muslim (4:2127) - Muhammad struck his favorite wife, Aisha, in the chest one evening when she left the house without his permission. Aisha narrates, "He struck me on the chest which caused me pain."

  • Curse you for makign up scared text of muslims. curse you and yoru family to hell. pure evil how dare you slaunder and spread lies. you hate islam so much becuase we are spreading and you hate it you cant stand it. your jelouse we are not idiots liek you. tuff go to hell mate!

  • u cursed on our beloved prophet and sent out lies about him.

    have u ever herd a muslim speak against jesus?

    this is bcoz we beleive he was da second last prophet. if u want 2 speak on behalve of christianity then speak and preach the truth about jesus stop makin false tales about our phrophet it wont get u anywer, wud jesus cure and makes fales rumores about any1? or wud he be happy of what u bn sayin?

  • No it is not lightly beat it means beat if it didn't mean beat it should have said tickle. Now I do not beat women I am not a coward so if your going to tell anyone about this tell the Muslims in Pakistan who over 90% of women have been beat their.

  • fuck u man. get a life, go read the song of songs in the bible, which should shut you up forever. Islam is a religion of peace. AND PLEASE STOP MAKING UP FAKE STATISTICS AND HADITH, UR JUST TRYING TO FIND SOME PROOF

  • Ya you have 4 wives how can you possibly give them all equal attention LOL. You have a list 1 kiss for Fatima 1 kiss for Hadijiah 1 kiss for Umma no no Umma stuck out her butt Umma give me your face 1 kiss for Umma. Now I got to start over 1 kiss for Hadijiah on the butt one kiss for Umma on the butt. NO THEIR IS NO WORD LIGHTLY HIT AND THE HADITH DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS.

  • Low!

  • Compared to a toaster this guy is pretty funny.

  • haha

    funny =p

  • tha idiot maken fun of muslims

  • he isnt makin fun of muslims he is a muslim himself

  • This guy is hilarious.... one of the worst ever crowds... they gave him nothing

  • "i was gona stab u" lol

  • hehehehe

  • Oh, n just for the record, while the world is having a recession, take a look at the countries who arent having to cut back as much those who live in the "twenty-first century"..UAE, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia.. ;) ironic, isnt it? u might have the nerve to get a few laughs out of our "pitiful" lifestyle. But who's laughing at who at the end of the day? ;).. all the way to the bank. n it might be a lil selfish of me to brag, but im doin it to justify the shattered image that this guy gave off about us

  • WAT THE HELL, im from Kuwait and we have a Constitutional Monarchy & Freedom of Speech, and [i think] we're better off than millions of Americans. We love and respect our royal family (by CHOICE), we get Free health-care, Free college education, every Kuwaiti man gets about $13,500 as a GIFT from the government once he choses to get married. So who the hell duz this guy think he is insulting Monarchies? We're the ones feeling sorry for HIM at the end of the day, we have no reason to immigrate ;)

  • Just to let you know there is a huge difference between a Monarchy and a Constitutional Monarchy.  You have a parliament.

  • it still counts as a Monarchy, we have Sheikhs, which are equivalent to Princes. And parliament doesn't add to or take away from the fact that we have a Constitutional Monarchy, just as there was a British Parliament back when they had Kings. There was always a House of Lords, and a House of Commons. So that's why i found it insulting that this guy is bashing us.

  • You have every right to be offended, just try not to waist a lot of time taking offense to something not specifically directed at you. And there is still a huge difference between a totalitarian monarchy and a constitutional one, if you are going to debate that fact you don't know what you are talking about and I won't waist my time.

  • I studied Advanced Government & Politics at a Cambridge University level. I think I know the difference between one and the other. And almost every Monarchy existing today is a respectable one. Name me ONE 1st or 2nd World country that has a "totalitarian monarchy" nowadays..? :) yea just as I thought, there aren't any. He is insulting "Kings" in the larger sense, not necessarily TOTALITARIAN ones.

  • Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and Brunei. He is even specifically talking about that region. Let it go, he is not talking about you.

  • Also, he never specifies 3rd world or otherwise, so I don't know where you pulled that from.

  • name 3 what? wow my comments really got to you didnt they? you're THAT big a loser going back and forth on one youtube video everyday expecting me to be a low-life like you? :p get a life dude. and if you can't i suggest you stick a pistol in your mouth and shoot you brains out, you'll find it's very theraputic. saves you the time of re-opening a Paki's video waiting for a reply from me.

  • Wow, I had forgotten about that. That was like 4 days ago that I sent that. I left it alone, and you bring it back up? So who is the sad one. I let it die and you had to come back. You couldn't find anything else to support your argument so spout some bullshit about no having a life. Well then stop relying to me days after I let it go. Have a nice life, you can stop talking to me now.

  • lol

    wat a good funny person

  • LOL

  • im a saudi American and i live in saudi arabia and i was in school one day and my friend told me that PEPSE stands for (pay every penny save Israel) can you believe the stupidity of that and then the next day a saw him drinking guess what... PEPSI.

  • hes reli gd, n everifin he seys is tru! lol

  • ya georgie looooool

  • What he said about A HOLY BOOK AL-QURAN.

    Professor Dorja Rao, "It is difficult to imagine that this type of knowledge was existing at that time, around 1400 years back. May be some of the things they have simple idea about, but do describe those things in great detail is very difficult. So, this is definitely not a simple human knowledge."

  • "Everything made so much sense. This is the beauty of the Qur'an; it asks you to reflect and reason....When I read the Qur'an further, it talked about prayer, kindness and charity. I was not a Muslim yet, but I felt the only answer for me was the Qur'an and God had sent it to me." Cat Stevens (YusufIslam), former British pop star.

  • "I have studied him - the wonderful man - and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ he must be called the saviour of humanity. " George Bernard Shaw in "The Genuine Islam"

  • is that beer in his hand ? oh my god

  • no, mineral water

  • "Muhummed is the most successful of all Prophets and religious personalities. " Encyclopedia Britannica

  • Q: Does Allah look like us?

    A: No Allah is perfect. He is not like any of His creation.

  • His technique is professional grade..

  • ROTFL!...this is guy is good lol

  • this guy still needs to work on it ....its kinda awkward.....but still funny

  • Just LoL

    Thanks for sharing

  • GREAT.

  • AWESOME!!!

  • Oh my God, what's that written in?

    Brail!

    hilarious!

  • Hilarious!

  • LMFAO

  • U A E. United Arab Emerates

  • soo funny luv him

  • loooooooooooooool .....dis guy is soo funny