I think all these childish stereotypes are belonging to Anglo-saxons, not to French, because I never saw any of them in France whereas some anglo-saxon videos are filled with.
Your pussies will be able to talk about wars, when they will experience a battle as VERDUN. You know to make wars, only by dropping bombs from 15000 feets. Bunch of ignorant clowns. France experienced 1500 years of wars on her soil and was the dominant power in Europe for centuries, when your mongrel inbreed was still in the balls of your European ancestors. Open true history books, not antiFrench google craps. Pathetic US ignorant dumbfuck, always repeeating the same false craps.
The French are probably cleaner than your beer vomit smell primates; rosbif gay fag. A Japanese fucked your gay cowards pussies who surrendered in Singapore. Thanks the Channel who always protected your gay asses. Rosbif scum.
@England5is5the5best Whats your problem with the french, they make better allies and neighbours than those fucking americunts that our leaders pander and scrape to.
@grimblebrumble17889 Americans are you neighbors since when? Better allies? No way Britain is our best ally they do everything we tell them to. Maybe thats why you hate us LOL
@OlderG0ds No we hate the fact that our leaders fight your wars when they aggrandise the American empire and do nothing for the British people. The americans are cowards who get us to fight their wars for them.
The linguistic imperialism of the French to impose their shitty language on others, like they do with us in Normandy or the Bretons, Flemish, Alsatians, Occitans, Corsicans, Basques and others we will fight by speaking our own native languages not the imposed French one. The French state, unlike the UK, Spain and Germany is one of the few countries in Europe not ratifying The European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages. So talk about linguistic imperialism lol.
The French are so jealous of us Normans because we conquered large parts of Europe and had conquests in 3 continents. And the French? They as I said before licking their wounds after being humiliated by the valiant men of Normandy.
Do feel free to watch the video I posted and remember British cousins we Normans also have nothing but hate for the French.
Where were the French when we Normans conquered England, Ireland, Southern Italy, Sicily, Malta, Antioch, parts of North Africa and of the Byzantine empire, where were they when we Normans had conquests on three different continents?
They where licking their wounds after being destroyed by the Normans 2 times at the battles of Mortemer and Varaville lol!
@Anquetil79 "We in Normandy have nothing but hate and contempt for the fucking French." - if the "we" you use means 0,001% of the normans, then you're right. Funny I was born and lived 20 years in Normandy and never saw the Normandy you're talking about. Normandy is a french region, and you pay your taxes to the french republic like all other french. What you write is silly beyond hope, Anquetil.
@Draksen Strange that you pretend to know Normandy yet you know nothing about Norman culture, our Norman language and history. Not all of Normandy is under French occupation, insular Normandy with Jersey and Guernsey are still free. Should we Normans consider our own Norman brother and sisters as foreigners because we don't share the same papers? You think we are countrymen with horsain french like you or Bretons or French-Algerians? No way you shit lol.
@Anquetil79 et fait le en francais au moins, cesse de t'acoquiner avec les rosbif puants, espece de traitre. Fait gaffe il sont capable de te prendre au serieux et t'inviter chez eux à manger un steak au chocolat avec de la sauce à la menthe. Et seul les anglais peuvent survivre à ca. Je t'aurais prevenu...
@Draksen If you were truly Norman you would know at least a little Norman, even if the fucking French foreigners have imposed their shitty French language in Normandy most know a little Norman still.
It's also strange that you show no prove ever of being Norman but yet you claim you are one, wile I on the other hand posted a video of proud Normans, and as I said no shitty French flag is to be seen ;)
This is typical French cowardice for ya i.e. not posting his reply as a reply lol. Whilst you lot vent your anger out on us...your country is falling apart so get a grip and sort it out! I have no interest in childish insults...Europeans will need each other allot more in the years to come and we all know who they will turn to in the event of another big war :)
@29Gixxer Très interessant ce que tu dis là, petit porc anglo-britannique, très interessant. Et tu y crois toi-même ou c'est juste pour te donner un genre?
@29Gixxer Oh et puis, j'allais presque oublier: on s'en fout des anglais en France. Personne n'en parle jamais. Vous n'existez pas, tout simplement. Insignifiants, c'est ce que vous êtes dans cette Europe dirigée par la France et l'Allemagne.
" Nobody ever talks about. You do not exist, simply. Insignificant"
Yeah that's why you and the whole of Europe and the world for that matter are obviously taught our superior language lol. It must hurt knowing that our language is our legacy. Everytime you use it...it reminds you us us :0
The EU is crashing and we won't be around to take the fall.....
@29Gixxer L'Europe est la pour rester, avec une France et une Allemagne forte, et on a aussi notre mascotte Britannique, pour nous faire rire quand ca va moins bien. Et pour l'anglais comme langue, c'est la langue des ricains, pas la votre. Elle se denature deja par ailleurs... Quand au francais, on se satisfait parfaitement de sa position de 3eme langue de l'internet, 2ème langue la plus enseignée et 4ème langue la plus parlée. L'imperialisme linguistique on le combat avec la francophonie.
I can't be bothered to go to Google translate lol. Look...we like taking the piss out of people including ourselves. It's just part of our culture. There's no need to take offence when we take the piss out of the French as it's nothing personal.
@freez57fr: ok mate, chill out, no one cares about the whole french vs british thing, and to call us cowards is a bit stupid after what was sacrificed for your country by my country on d-day. also, let me put it this way, largest empire of all time? thats right, british. suck a fat one you twat (and by the way, thats got nothing to do with french/english relations, its just that you, personally, are a dickbag)
Brits are cowards who have hard time proving otherwise. Only their own written propaganda succeed in that. Second class country anyway, not worth talking about.
Mais que fais-je?! Je parle le rosbif avec ces raclures de fond de slip!? Messieurs les anglo-americains, je vous méprise. Couards perfides, sans honneur, sans parole. Finissez de pourrir sur votre île!
Mais j'ai pas plus envie que ca de te parler dans ta langue de merde, petit porc britannique. Va soigner ton obésité et les 4 gosses que tu as fais avec ta guenon de 14 ans (age moyen de la grossesse britannique non?), et vient pas nous faire emmerder.
Oh et travaille à soigner votre déficite nationale (NATIONAL DEBT si tu comprends pas, porc britannique), ca nous fairait chier de devoir mettre la main à la poche pour des faces de vomi comme vous.
"we were the 'Pay-masters' "- which can be translated into: we lacked the balls to figth by ourselves and needed to hide behind a coalition. Brits are cowards, nothing new. False, perfidious and cowards. It's well know, why did you felt the urge to say it again?
@Draksen when we could get troops somewhere we kept other countries afloat in the war by loaning money to them. We werent cowards. We always faced larger armies pretty much cos our army wasnt as big as other countries. BUT our troops fought harder, better and were much braver than many others.
'lacked the balls to figth by ourselves and needed to hide behind a coalition' and France never fought in a coalition? France ALWAYS fought in a coalition, even in the War of Spanish succession....
@titytit You cant even enter the top 5 of most valuable nation in the napoleonic wars. You did almost nothing, apart as you said "giving money". Only your own propaganda make you believe you "fought hard". Pathetic act of figuration à la British :P
@Draksen so we didnt take the Spanish peninsula on our own (pretty much, spanish guerillas dont count)?. Learn your history. We kept 4every other country that was going against the French afloat, as well as hammering you at sea and fighting right up through spain all the way to waterloo!
@titytit Of course I shouldnt be too harsh with you, ugly brits. Cause it's not your fault: you lack the balls. The reason why your girls come to France and we take care of them while you get drunk with our wine. Everybodyt? is happy, heh, ugly brit
"You say we are cowards but we fought on, ALONE, in WW2"
--> You didn't fought alone in WW2 what is this joke??
Ohh yes you fought alone few months... I know it's difficult for a Brit to fight alone even a short time while he always used his continental allies... But you had still your island to hid...
And later the USSR, once again, fought at your place when you were still hidden.
@Freez57fr We fought on alone from the 22nd of June 1940 till December 7, 1941. That is 1 year and a half. We fought on alone, getting bombed every night.
And you call us cowardly? you fucking frenchies surrendered to save your pretty little city, Paris.
@MaxRWF I think you need to read some of the posts i made way earlier on this vid:
IN THE NINE YEARS WAR, ENGLAND WAS A MINOR PLAYER< USING IT NAVAL FORCES ONLY!!!!! It DID NOT take part in the majority of the fighting!!! READ A FUCKING BOOK.
Also, look back aswell to my answer about the Coalition wars.
Learn to read a thread.
And the Brits accounted for 40% plus as historians argue that the german troops, who were under the orders of a Brit, were trained by the British......
and the german states being related (due to royal marriages to the British) could be classed as British troops.
So, effectively, Britain accounted for over 60% of the troops, not 40%, or 25% as you say. The Prussians accounted for about 30-35%. The Dutch had less than both the Brits and Prussians there.
Thirdly, Britain was fighting with mostly rookie troops ON ITS OWN for most of the battle. The Dutch and Prussians came in near the end.
Hell, you only won the last part of the Hundred years war (the english had being winning in the previous 4 parts, albait mostly marginally) because of Joan of Arc, and because England kept running out of money.
@titytit Brits are losers hiding behind the Channel and/or coalitions of 2,3 or 4 countries. They lack the balls to fight. Always :D They are the real shit of war but we like them in France, cause at least they are entertaining (and ugly, but it's another matter).
@Draksen ANd france didnt fight most of its wars in a coalition?
fucking hypocrits. As i have said before, you dont make the biggest empire the world has ever seen by being bad fighters. We were the most powerful, both on land and on the sea.
Remember Trafalgar? Remember Agincourt?
Agincourt losses:
500 English
10,000 French.
English army made up of trained peasents. French army made of the 'best trained' nobles. lmao
@titytit Agincourt, it's because it's all you learn. Let's face the fact, brit: Bouvine you lose. Patay you lose. Final result of the the HYW: you lose :D You're losers, only propaganda make you think something else, brit pig :P
@Draksen The only reason we started losing the HYW for the last 25% of it was because we kept running out of money and the english peasents had just had enough. We had been winning for the vast majority of the war before then...about 80% of the whole war was an english victory. If we hadnt run out of money, we would have won....easily.
@titytit You're victims of your own propaganda. Dont come QQ because you suck bollocks, are ugly, make vomitic food and inspire only pity among most european countries. You suck, you suck, live with it :D For my personal part I do not hate you, I just pity you.
@Draksen We make vomitic(which isnt a word BTW) food?
Then why did you take the credit for Creme Brulay? or, as we english call it, BURNT CREAM? Oh? you didnt know it was an english invention? As you would say, your too stuck in your own propaganda!
Learn your history before you start trying to lecture other people. All you have to do is look at my earlier posts to see that:
a) It was EXTREMELY rare for a war in europe to be a one-on-one affair.....
b) You can easily see that in the 'Coalition Wars' as you call them, we were the 'Pay-masters', which means we kept the other countries aflout during the wars as we always had the most money (have a massive empire helps a lot you know... but you frenchies would know that, we took most of your lands HEHE).
Britain is the only war to boast a 500 year winning streak (excluding the American War of Independence, as that was a civil war with foreign intervention....)
I'll try to repeat like you, to test how it is... Patay losses: - 100 French - 2.500 Engaylish Castillon losses: - 100 French - 4.000 Engaylish 100 YW: - ENGAYLISH DEFEAT - FRENCH VICTORY Well, I was right, I tried to repeat my comment like you and I feel it ridiculous... How are you doing? Maybe because ridicule never did anyone any real harm in Engayland....
@Freez57fr Loom up your history before commenting. Agincourt is one of many battles in which the English totally crushed the 'superior' french forces.
@Freez57fr It's the whole thing about brits: they spam a few victories, just to make you forget all the other total humiliations they faced, and of course the final result, a war loss. These ugly brits are losers, everywhere, in everything. Only things in which they beat the continent: teenage pregnancy and national debt.
Let's just say your correct about us having lots of teenage pregnacies...that's better than our people dying out due to Muslim immigration. France is now 9-10% Muslim lool.
The reason why the EU will never work is because of the arrogant French and I mean that (as opposed to just taking the piss). Yourlazy bums go on strike over the smallest of things. We Brits have had to retire at 65 (due to go up soon) for many years. Do some sodding work and stop bitching you lazy frogs lolz.
@Freez57fr A CLOSE FRENCH VICTORY!!!!!! You ONLY JUST won!! we could have beaten you to a pulp if we hadnt a) run out of money multiple times and b) handt been so gung-ho.
"a) run out of money multiple times and b) handt been so gung-ho."
---> Run of money??? What is this fucking excuse always spammed by the Engaylish??
You think your opponents had money??
English had much more ressources and money in the 100 years war so don't make me laugh.
You lost the war because you has been crushed at Orléans, because you has been crushed at Patay, because you has been crushed at Formigny, because you has been crushed in many other battles.
France is a joke, I worked beside them in Iraq. I would compare them to rabbits.
Actually the only people I noticed out of 2 years in the red zone where the Dutch. They always asked during passing patrols "are you going to some shit?" and all other european contries were only trying to navigate around any hostile areas.
Funny debate among people who ignore history. All nations had their share of victories and defats. France would not have lived and expanded in the last 1200 years, had it not won long series of victories. Including many wars against the German and spanish empires, the hundred years war, colonial wars and WW1.
As for surrendering, the Brits were just as good as anyone at Yorktwon, Walcheren, Singapore & other battles. Had Lord Halifax been Minister in 1940, they'd have sued for peace too.
Funny debate among people who ignore history. All nations had their share of victories and defats. France would not have lived and expanded in the last 1200 years, had it not won long series of victories. Including many wars against the German and spanish empires, the hundred years war, colonial wars and WW1.
As for surrendering, the Brits were just as good as anyone at Yorktwon, Walcheren, Singapore & other battles. Had Lord Halifax been Minister in 1940, they'd have sued for peace too.
Funny debate among people who ignore history. All nations had their share of victories and defats. France would not have lived and expanded in the last 1200 years, had it not won long series of victories. Including many wars against the German and spanish empires, the hundred years war, colonial wars and WW1.
As for surrendering, the Brits were just as good as anyone at Yorktwon, Walcheren, Singapore & other battles. Had Lord Halifax been Minister in 1940, they'd have sued for peace too.
Haha England still can't get over the fact we conquered them in 1066, replaced the ruling class by French and taught them how to speak our language.(33 to 40% of the English voca is from French) Before that they were a bunch of uncivilized barbarians. And today they're nothing but America's obedient puppy...so pathtic (and please stop throwing cup of tea at my face haha)
@LeBonaparte England was invaded by the normans in 1066 not by france. The normans didnt even like the french, yes they spoke french but at that time french language was to europe what the english language is today to the world. The normans didnt even like the french. The word norman means "of the north" and northern europe is norway and england and scotland
The Duchy of Normandy, which was formed by treaty with the French crown, was one of the great large fiefs of medieval France
The Norman Conquest was a pivotal event in English history for several reasons. It largely removed the native ruling class, replacing it with a foreign, French-speaking monarchy, aristocracy, and clerical hierarchy. This, in turn, brought about a transformation of the English language and the culture of England.
note the french have only one good part of their army and thats the french foreign leigion and they arent even french the rest r too busy surrendering and giving a blowjob to obama
God you Americans would you ever learn your own feckin history, ever hear of the Siege of Yorktown or Battle of the Chesapeake without the French there never would have been a United States of America.
haszo, Unfortunately, history is simply not taught here any more, unless a student really wants it and pursues the knowledge independently. It is shameful that so few of my countrymen know about French and American cooperation throughout our history. The ignorance and arrogance on this side of the pond is rampant and embarrassing. And it extends all the way to the highest levels of our government. Sad, but true.
@simsportif We reconised the independance of the USA cos we were outnumbered 7 to one.
You had: Russia, Austria, Spain, France, Holland, The Rebels and Half of the German Principalities.
We had only 20% of our navy on active duty as the rest were being re-armed, and only 40% of our land forces in active duty. We were outnumbered and outgunned, and it was costing us too much.
@titytit And yet we still managed to cripple Holland (they would never be strong at all ever again), Cripple Spain (why do you think they started losing their American Lands hmmm?) nearly cripple France. The only ones not to get damaged much were the Russians and Austrians (who just paid a hell of a lot of money to us in compensation).
And we still managed to go on to conquer the largest empire the world has ever seen!
@simsportif i think you better look up the American War of Independence and do some research before you post.
All those countries fought, all those countries were brought to ruin (or near-ruin) by the British Army and Navy (most of which, as i've said before, were being refitted and repaired)
Stupid people tend to remember a single war in the history of mankind
France wasn't founded in 1939 and won more wars than any other European countries (as for the uk : the 100 years' war, rings a bell? The USA: Lafayette?) Besides, France didn't surrender : there were 2 governments at the time one of which wasn't legitimate and collaborated with the Germans. Free France and French resistance freed the country with the help of their allies
@LeBonaparte Who got the largest empire in the world and beat your asses in pretty much every war between England and France?
Britain hasnt lost a war in over 500 years (the American War of Independence was actually a civil war as the colonists were british, plus we WERE against 7 countries: France, Spain, Russia, Austria, The Netherlands, Half of the German Pricipalities and the Revolutionaries and it was still a draw!!!)
england never fought alone whereas we had to face many enemies (we're surrounded by the germany italy and spain whereas you are alone on your island)
and we helped amercan win the war of independance
Even today France is the 5th largest economy in the world and england the 6th...
Shall I speak of the fact that France is the most visited country in the world, (since we have great food and wines, landscapes, culture, fashion etc)
@LeBonaparte England never stood alone? What about the American War of Independence, where we stood ALONE against Russia, Austria, The Netherlands, France, Spain, Portugal and half of the German Principalities? (and yet it was still a draw, with us brits inflicting tremendous damage on Spain, France, Holland and the german states)
@LeBonaparte Who puts the second largest amount of money into the EU? Britain.
Who is actually the 4th largest economy? Britain. Who has a 500 year winning streak? Oh, i dont know, Britain maybe? (the Yankie war of independence was actually a civil war as they were all british, not american, and the boer 'war' was actually a rebellion)
@titytit 1) L'économie anglaise est basée sur la finance (gains artificiels) vous n'avez quasiment plus aucune industrie à part Cadbury.
2) De nombreux économistes s'accordent pour dire que votre économie est au bord de la faillite et qu'une nouvelle crise la ferait s'effondrer, en 2000 la livre valait 1.60€ contre 1.13€ en 2010.
3)l'économie française est cinquième l'Angleterre sixième: France PIB: 2 675 915 millions of $ and U-K PIB: 2 183 607 (source: IFM).
@titytit I didn't say that drench are better than British, I only said that your behaviour show that you're stupid, you have huge prejudices against France and you speak with lies, you don't know French people. The most part of French don't matter about America or UK they just want to live better and have a good life as all people on this earth, if some French like me speak with you it's because some Brits and US make French bashing and spread lies I don't know why.
@titytit I never said that, you transform my sentences, I've said You don't know French People, not French language...read twice what I write , maybe I make some mistakes.
"i think we Brits know more about French history than anyone, as we were the ones you fought against the most......and lost against the most" And you too, French know Brits as anyone, we were the ones you fought against the most and lost the most, French have won more battles and war against brits than you won against us.
Every war that has happened between France and England has been won by england. Hell, the only reason we didnt win every single part of the 100 yearas war is because we kept on running out of money!.
Name a WAR, not a BATTLE, that you have won against us. Ones were you have allies dont count as we have been on our own for most of the wars we fought against you.
@titytit Just a correction, we fought with small allies that supplimented our main armies (eg the germans in the American War of Independence).
Also, the Germans, Austrians and Russians that fought with the Americans in the War of independece DID fight, they just werent as prominent as the other 3.
@titytit yep cause at this period the 4nations wasn't in war and we just sent officier to train the army i just checked u were not alone they were some german country with UK
@simsportif I've just sent a PM to titiboo90 explaining why most of those french 'victories' are either draws or even *shock-horror* slight victories for England.
@titytit Although, i;ve got to admit, some of the wars you'd expect France to lose it tured around into draws. Quite impressive. Your not as useless as i thought.
@MaxRWF The french never got to Moscow, infact, they failed. Badly.
We brits owned the fuck out of your frenchies in fretty much ever war we fought against you.
You did not WIN the Yank war of independence...... it was a draw... the brits pulled out cos they were losing money, didnt have anywhere near a full army (as, as stated previously, they were being rearmed in Britain at the time) and we were fighting over 6 countries,plus a rebellion!
Get your facts right ,Napoleon sat on the Tzar's throne, before Moscow burnt
In fact, you didn't attacked frontally France without huge coalition since the 100 years war, that tells a lot...
The US war of independence a draw ??? You were just expelled from American mainland by the French in Yorktown.
The main carachteristic of the British military is that they NEVER attack alone. You bunch of cowards weren't even 25% in Waterloo, and you call it a "british" victory, lol...
@MaxRWF I think its you who needs to get your facts right. The British stood alone at waterloo until the Prussians came in from the East (?) and took Napoleon from behind.
We pretty much always fought alone. We didnt have any other major powers helping us (unlike the french who were total bum buddies with the Dutch and Spanish). Yea we had a few small german pricipalities at certain periods, but we never had major allies.
We fought alone in Africa, the Far east, South asia etc.
@MaxRWF We were also winning the American war of independence until 6 (yes SIX) major european powers joined in, and even them it was a ver close call (and we were using only 20% of our army and 10% of the Royal Navy (now that says something about the troops of our enemmies)).
Name me 4 wars were we had a major ally helping us in a war (excluding the 20th century). Note, in these wars Britain/England ahs to have played a major role, not just tagged along (like several wars i can think of.
Only two major european powers were against you in the US revolutionnary war (France, Spain). And you lost it thanks to the French.
You had major allies in every single war you fought (by example : 9 years war, 7 years war, napoleonic wars, crimean war). The real question would be name 4 wars where the Brits fought alone ??? Except against the Zulus or the Maoris, the answer is never !
50% of the troops in Waterloo were Prussians, 25% where Dutch-Belgian and German. And 25 % Brits.
@MaxRWF The fact you think it was only the French and Spanish that helped the americans shows how stupid you are.
The French, Spainish, DUTCH, AUTRIANS, RUSSIANS, plus Several german states.
1)In the 9 years war, England played a supporting role. I wasnt a leader. Next.
2) The only allies Great Britain had in the 7 Years war were tiny German and Native amerian states. Very few major powers. Portugal was only a supporting power, and it wasnt very major. NEXT........
@MaxRWF We beat the crap out of you in north america in the 7 years war.
Name the war were fance supposedly fought against 3 major powers for 20 years.
Name the war were france fought against 'half of europe and still won'.
In the 7 years war, you had the help of 2 major poweres and a major european power (Sweden) AND at this time Prussia wasnt a major power, it was only a small state with a small (but effective) military. Effectively, we were fighting alone most of the time.....
Stop ridiculing yourself by pretending that Russia and Austria were involved in the AIW. Google exists, you can check that easily.
You still not answering to my question : when did UK won alone against a major european coalition ???
And please don't tell me about the colonial empires. We're talking about real warfare, not about slaughtering with gatling guns primitive tribes armed with spears and bows...
@MaxRWF 40% of the troops at Waterloo were british, as most of the British troops had been moved out after Napoleons defeat in 1813 (i think it was this year anyway).
@MaxRWF And we STILL beat you and took your lands.
And Russia and Austria were in the American war of independence.
And, i will say it again:
THE BRITISH ONLY HAD 20% OF ITS NAVY! IT ALSO HAD ONLY 20-30% OF ITS ARMY! as all the others were being rearmed in Britain. You effectively led a surprise war against an unprepared empire, which had generals that thought there were better ways to settle the rebellion, and you use this as an example in the argument of who is better?
3) We only had allies in the Napoleonic war because you were stupid enough to attack them. AND you had over a dozen allies. You NEVER fought alone. NEXT.
4)You can see how superior our troops were to your frenchies in these figures:
French: 100,000 of which 10,240 killed in action; 20,000 died of wounds; ca 70,000 died of disease
British: 2,755 killed in action; 2,019 died of wounds; 16,323 died of disease
And we didnt have THAT much less than you.... NEXT.
@titytit pfffffffffffffffffffffff................;; stay in your ignorance, i don't want to waste my time to explain in your language, learn history....
Goodby :)
last question: how old are you, because you speak as a little boy, 13, 14 year old ?
@titiboo90 You may want to do some real research instead of reading arrogant french history books, and BTW i'm 18 and i;ve done an international bacclaureate (spelling?) in history, so STFU.
@titytit you can tell what you want but if you made it, I'm surprised by your bad level in history...
What arrogant French history books? stupid argument... how can you say that? Well if you read Wikipedia I understand your sources are wrong... there are so many anti French and French bashing on the web.
According to me, I'm preparing the prestigious military School of Saint Cyr like West Point, which are the two best military schools in the world, (you can check if you want).
@titytit you can check if you want arrogant anti french ! I went in USA last year and a discuss with an officier from west point and he told me the same answer: saiunt cyr isthe best with west point, i'm sorry if you can't sand it but it is the reality...
you always french are arrogant but proov it you say that because you have no arguments... when sometimes french do something better than the other countries you always say we are arrogant... stupid boy.
- Who is actually the 4th largest economy? -> Germany.
USA, Japan, China, Germany, France, UK, Italy.
Sorry guys you are 6th behind France.
- Who has a 500 year winning streak? I don't know, but certainly not Engayland.
You never won a war by yourselves (except against zulus and Abhoriginals), and you lost the American war of Independance. A civil war? Only if you would have win, but you lost (and France kicked you too).
@Freez57fr Read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post.
All your arguments have been counter by myself before, more than twice. If your too dumb to go back and READ, then so be it, but i'm fed up with this argument.
I think all these childish stereotypes are belonging to Anglo-saxons, not to French, because I never saw any of them in France whereas some anglo-saxon videos are filled with.
virlennenklein 6 months ago
even from an americans point of view this is extremely lame
gjunki 1 year ago
Have you heard of the new French tank...It has 8 gears for reverse and one gear for forward in case it gets attacked from behind.
Davidlp70 1 year ago
@Davidlp70
Your pussies will be able to talk about wars, when they will experience a battle as VERDUN. You know to make wars, only by dropping bombs from 15000 feets. Bunch of ignorant clowns. France experienced 1500 years of wars on her soil and was the dominant power in Europe for centuries, when your mongrel inbreed was still in the balls of your European ancestors. Open true history books, not antiFrench google craps. Pathetic US ignorant dumbfuck, always repeeating the same false craps.
Camarale 1 year ago
@Camarale Eat your cheese,Nazi loving surrender monkey.
England5is5the5best 1 year ago
@England5is5the5best
Go to suck Elton dick, little rosbif fag. And thanks the Chanel who always saved your gay asses, bunch of pathetic boasting clowns and mean cowards.
Camarale 1 year ago
@Camarale A German fucked your granma,Dirty frog bastard,Have a wash.
England5is5the5best 1 year ago
@England5is5the5best
The French are probably cleaner than your beer vomit smell primates; rosbif gay fag. A Japanese fucked your gay cowards pussies who surrendered in Singapore. Thanks the Channel who always protected your gay asses. Rosbif scum.
Camarale 1 year ago
@Camarale You're 52?,please no more bad English,strange retarded old fromage.
England5is5the5best 1 year ago
@England5is5the5best
My profile is fake, retarded virgin.
Camarale 1 year ago
@Camarale You're a fake person,works for me.
England5is5the5best 1 year ago
@England5is5the5best
It depends the amount.
Camarale 1 year ago
@England5is5the5best Whats your problem with the french, they make better allies and neighbours than those fucking americunts that our leaders pander and scrape to.
grimblebrumble17889 11 months ago
@grimblebrumble17889 Americans are you neighbors since when? Better allies? No way Britain is our best ally they do everything we tell them to. Maybe thats why you hate us LOL
OlderG0ds 10 months ago
@OlderG0ds No we hate the fact that our leaders fight your wars when they aggrandise the American empire and do nothing for the British people. The americans are cowards who get us to fight their wars for them.
grimblebrumble17889 10 months ago
@grimblebrumble17889 Last time I checked we are doing all the work in those wars. But thanks anyway.
OlderG0ds 10 months ago
@OlderG0ds
"they do everything we tell them to"
that doesn't really sound like alliance, much more like slavery
Kamfrenchie 8 months ago
The linguistic imperialism of the French to impose their shitty language on others, like they do with us in Normandy or the Bretons, Flemish, Alsatians, Occitans, Corsicans, Basques and others we will fight by speaking our own native languages not the imposed French one. The French state, unlike the UK, Spain and Germany is one of the few countries in Europe not ratifying The European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages. So talk about linguistic imperialism lol.
Anquetil79 1 year ago
The French are so jealous of us Normans because we conquered large parts of Europe and had conquests in 3 continents. And the French? They as I said before licking their wounds after being humiliated by the valiant men of Normandy.
Do feel free to watch the video I posted and remember British cousins we Normans also have nothing but hate for the French.
Anquetil79 1 year ago
Where were the French when we Normans conquered England, Ireland, Southern Italy, Sicily, Malta, Antioch, parts of North Africa and of the Byzantine empire, where were they when we Normans had conquests on three different continents?
They where licking their wounds after being destroyed by the Normans 2 times at the battles of Mortemer and Varaville lol!
Fucking French shits ;)
Anquetil79 1 year ago
We in Normandy have nothing but hate and contempt for the fucking French.
Go watch my channel people and read about how the Normans humiliated the French at the battle of Varaville, and not for the last time lol.
Feel also free to see the nice video on my page of Normans having fun, note there are no fucking French flags to be honored lol.
France can die but never Normandy.
Anquetil79 1 year ago
@Anquetil79 "We in Normandy have nothing but hate and contempt for the fucking French." - if the "we" you use means 0,001% of the normans, then you're right. Funny I was born and lived 20 years in Normandy and never saw the Normandy you're talking about. Normandy is a french region, and you pay your taxes to the french republic like all other french. What you write is silly beyond hope, Anquetil.
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen Strange that you pretend to know Normandy yet you know nothing about Norman culture, our Norman language and history. Not all of Normandy is under French occupation, insular Normandy with Jersey and Guernsey are still free. Should we Normans consider our own Norman brother and sisters as foreigners because we don't share the same papers? You think we are countrymen with horsain french like you or Bretons or French-Algerians? No way you shit lol.
Anquetil79 1 year ago
@Anquetil79 et fait le en francais au moins, cesse de t'acoquiner avec les rosbif puants, espece de traitre. Fait gaffe il sont capable de te prendre au serieux et t'inviter chez eux à manger un steak au chocolat avec de la sauce à la menthe. Et seul les anglais peuvent survivre à ca. Je t'aurais prevenu...
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen If you were truly Norman you would know at least a little Norman, even if the fucking French foreigners have imposed their shitty French language in Normandy most know a little Norman still.
It's also strange that you show no prove ever of being Norman but yet you claim you are one, wile I on the other hand posted a video of proud Normans, and as I said no shitty French flag is to be seen ;)
Anquetil79 1 year ago
*snif snif snif* mais ca sent le porc anglo-saxon ici.
Quelle odeur fétide.
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen
This is typical French cowardice for ya i.e. not posting his reply as a reply lol. Whilst you lot vent your anger out on us...your country is falling apart so get a grip and sort it out! I have no interest in childish insults...Europeans will need each other allot more in the years to come and we all know who they will turn to in the event of another big war :)
29Gixxer 1 year ago
@29Gixxer Très interessant ce que tu dis là, petit porc anglo-britannique, très interessant. Et tu y crois toi-même ou c'est juste pour te donner un genre?
Draksen 1 year ago
@29Gixxer Oh et puis, j'allais presque oublier: on s'en fout des anglais en France. Personne n'en parle jamais. Vous n'existez pas, tout simplement. Insignifiants, c'est ce que vous êtes dans cette Europe dirigée par la France et l'Allemagne.
Allez, dieu et mon droit comme vous dites xD
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen
" Nobody ever talks about. You do not exist, simply. Insignificant"
Yeah that's why you and the whole of Europe and the world for that matter are obviously taught our superior language lol. It must hurt knowing that our language is our legacy. Everytime you use it...it reminds you us us :0
The EU is crashing and we won't be around to take the fall.....
29Gixxer 1 year ago
@29Gixxer L'Europe est la pour rester, avec une France et une Allemagne forte, et on a aussi notre mascotte Britannique, pour nous faire rire quand ca va moins bien. Et pour l'anglais comme langue, c'est la langue des ricains, pas la votre. Elle se denature deja par ailleurs... Quand au francais, on se satisfait parfaitement de sa position de 3eme langue de l'internet, 2ème langue la plus enseignée et 4ème langue la plus parlée. L'imperialisme linguistique on le combat avec la francophonie.
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen
I can't be bothered to go to Google translate lol. Look...we like taking the piss out of people including ourselves. It's just part of our culture. There's no need to take offence when we take the piss out of the French as it's nothing personal.
You guys are way to sensitive.
29Gixxer 1 year ago
@freez57fr: ok mate, chill out, no one cares about the whole french vs british thing, and to call us cowards is a bit stupid after what was sacrificed for your country by my country on d-day. also, let me put it this way, largest empire of all time? thats right, british. suck a fat one you twat (and by the way, thats got nothing to do with french/english relations, its just that you, personally, are a dickbag)
suicidedelinquent 1 year ago
Brits are cowards who have hard time proving otherwise. Only their own written propaganda succeed in that. Second class country anyway, not worth talking about.
Draksen 1 year ago
Mais que fais-je?! Je parle le rosbif avec ces raclures de fond de slip!? Messieurs les anglo-americains, je vous méprise. Couards perfides, sans honneur, sans parole. Finissez de pourrir sur votre île!
Draksen 1 year ago
Mais j'ai pas plus envie que ca de te parler dans ta langue de merde, petit porc britannique. Va soigner ton obésité et les 4 gosses que tu as fais avec ta guenon de 14 ans (age moyen de la grossesse britannique non?), et vient pas nous faire emmerder.
Oh et travaille à soigner votre déficite nationale (NATIONAL DEBT si tu comprends pas, porc britannique), ca nous fairait chier de devoir mettre la main à la poche pour des faces de vomi comme vous.
Draksen 1 year ago
"we were the 'Pay-masters' "- which can be translated into: we lacked the balls to figth by ourselves and needed to hide behind a coalition. Brits are cowards, nothing new. False, perfidious and cowards. It's well know, why did you felt the urge to say it again?
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen when we could get troops somewhere we kept other countries afloat in the war by loaning money to them. We werent cowards. We always faced larger armies pretty much cos our army wasnt as big as other countries. BUT our troops fought harder, better and were much braver than many others.
'lacked the balls to figth by ourselves and needed to hide behind a coalition' and France never fought in a coalition? France ALWAYS fought in a coalition, even in the War of Spanish succession....
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit You cant even enter the top 5 of most valuable nation in the napoleonic wars. You did almost nothing, apart as you said "giving money". Only your own propaganda make you believe you "fought hard". Pathetic act of figuration à la British :P
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen so we didnt take the Spanish peninsula on our own (pretty much, spanish guerillas dont count)?. Learn your history. We kept 4every other country that was going against the French afloat, as well as hammering you at sea and fighting right up through spain all the way to waterloo!
You dont have a fucking clue about history.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit "England had fought against France to the last drop of Prussian, Russian and Austrian blood."
COWARD BRITANNIQUE DE MERDE.
Draksen 1 year ago
@titytit Of course I shouldnt be too harsh with you, ugly brits. Cause it's not your fault: you lack the balls. The reason why your girls come to France and we take care of them while you get drunk with our wine. Everybodyt? is happy, heh, ugly brit
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen I'm german.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit Exactement ce que je disais, vous êtes des jean-foutres, des lâches.
Cowards, doing nothing, in your mongrel language.
Some fight like men, some others hide on their island doing *nothing*. Porc britannique xD
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen Excuse me, but who was the ONLY major power to come and help your worthless asses?
BRITAIN.
You would have been better dying under Hitler, i wish we had just let europe rot under the thrid reich.
titytit 1 year ago
@Draksen You say we are cowards but we fought on, ALONE, in WW2 after every single french trooper had surrendered to the Germans.
Whos the cowardly state now, bitch?
titytit 1 year ago
"You say we are cowards but we fought on, ALONE, in WW2"
--> You didn't fought alone in WW2 what is this joke??
Ohh yes you fought alone few months... I know it's difficult for a Brit to fight alone even a short time while he always used his continental allies... But you had still your island to hid...
And later the USSR, once again, fought at your place when you were still hidden.
Brits are bitches don't try to search excuses.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
@Freez57fr We fought on alone from the 22nd of June 1940 till December 7, 1941. That is 1 year and a half. We fought on alone, getting bombed every night.
And you call us cowardly? you fucking frenchies surrendered to save your pretty little city, Paris.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
Number of British citizens dead during the Blitz: 65.000...
LOOL this is nothing !!!
The first time you had some casualties in your own ground because France was not here to play the role of shield like we always did... and you cry??
Don't speak about civilian casualties and damages in the own ground, you don't know what it means...
We had more casualties during the German invasion in 2 months and 200.000 French citizens are dead under ALLIED bombs.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
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-"There have been 53 major wars in Europe
France had been a belligerent in 49 of them; UK 43.
In 185 battles that France had fought over the past 800 years, their armies had won 132 times, lost 43 times and drawn only 10.
Giving the French military the best record of any country in Europe".
BBC History
Draksen 1 year ago
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-"There have been 53 major wars in Europe
France had been a belligerent in 49 of them; UK 43.
In 185 battles that France had fought over the past 800 years, their armies had won 132 times, lost 43 times and drawn only 10.
Giving the French military the best record of any country in Europe".
BBC History
Draksen 1 year ago
'We're talking about real warfare, not about slaughtering with gatling guns primitive tribes armed with spears and bows'
How do you think France got the lands it did?
And I asked when ahs France ever beated Britain?
ERM.... NEVER? <-- CORRECT!
I'm done, stop being naive and ignorant. I'm not saying Britain won EVERYTHING, i'm just saying it won EVERYTHING against France.
P.S: I suggest you look up your figures again for Waterloo... you got them EXTREMELY wrong....
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
So name one single war Britain won against France without a coalition of the major european powers ? Answer : none.
Examples of the wars France won alone (or with minor allies) against Britain and its numerous and powerful allies :
- 9 years war
- 1st coalition war
-2nd coalition war
-3rd coalition war
- 4th coalition war
- 5th coalition war.
BTW Brits in Waterloo were not even 25%, read a damn fucking book for God sake ! 50% were Prussians and 25 % were Dutch, Nassau, etc.
MaxRWF 1 year ago
@MaxRWF I think you need to read some of the posts i made way earlier on this vid:
IN THE NINE YEARS WAR, ENGLAND WAS A MINOR PLAYER< USING IT NAVAL FORCES ONLY!!!!! It DID NOT take part in the majority of the fighting!!! READ A FUCKING BOOK.
Also, look back aswell to my answer about the Coalition wars.
Learn to read a thread.
And the Brits accounted for 40% plus as historians argue that the german troops, who were under the orders of a Brit, were trained by the British......
titytit 1 year ago
and the german states being related (due to royal marriages to the British) could be classed as British troops.
So, effectively, Britain accounted for over 60% of the troops, not 40%, or 25% as you say. The Prussians accounted for about 30-35%. The Dutch had less than both the Brits and Prussians there.
Thirdly, Britain was fighting with mostly rookie troops ON ITS OWN for most of the battle. The Dutch and Prussians came in near the end.
So, British victory? Hell yes.
titytit 1 year ago
Hell, you only won the last part of the Hundred years war (the english had being winning in the previous 4 parts, albait mostly marginally) because of Joan of Arc, and because England kept running out of money.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
"and because England kept running out of money."
HAHAHA what an excuse.
You has been kicked. You lost. Point.
Patay, Orléans, Castillon and many battles where the Engaylish has been CRUSHED.
You LOST.
That's all nothing to add.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
@titytit Brits are losers hiding behind the Channel and/or coalitions of 2,3 or 4 countries. They lack the balls to fight. Always :D They are the real shit of war but we like them in France, cause at least they are entertaining (and ugly, but it's another matter).
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen ANd france didnt fight most of its wars in a coalition?
fucking hypocrits. As i have said before, you dont make the biggest empire the world has ever seen by being bad fighters. We were the most powerful, both on land and on the sea.
Remember Trafalgar? Remember Agincourt?
Agincourt losses:
500 English
10,000 French.
English army made up of trained peasents. French army made of the 'best trained' nobles. lmao
Bad fighters eh?
Look at your own history before judging others.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit Agincourt, it's because it's all you learn. Let's face the fact, brit: Bouvine you lose. Patay you lose. Final result of the the HYW: you lose :D You're losers, only propaganda make you think something else, brit pig :P
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen The only reason we started losing the HYW for the last 25% of it was because we kept running out of money and the english peasents had just had enough. We had been winning for the vast majority of the war before then...about 80% of the whole war was an english victory. If we hadnt run out of money, we would have won....easily.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit You're victims of your own propaganda. Dont come QQ because you suck bollocks, are ugly, make vomitic food and inspire only pity among most european countries. You suck, you suck, live with it :D For my personal part I do not hate you, I just pity you.
Draksen 1 year ago
@Draksen We make vomitic(which isnt a word BTW) food?
Then why did you take the credit for Creme Brulay? or, as we english call it, BURNT CREAM? Oh? you didnt know it was an english invention? As you would say, your too stuck in your own propaganda!
Learn your history before you start trying to lecture other people. All you have to do is look at my earlier posts to see that:
a) It was EXTREMELY rare for a war in europe to be a one-on-one affair.....
titytit 1 year ago
@Draksen and
b) You can easily see that in the 'Coalition Wars' as you call them, we were the 'Pay-masters', which means we kept the other countries aflout during the wars as we always had the most money (have a massive empire helps a lot you know... but you frenchies would know that, we took most of your lands HEHE).
Britain is the only war to boast a 500 year winning streak (excluding the American War of Independence, as that was a civil war with foreign intervention....)
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit Salut petit porc britannique :) la forme? Alors toujours aussi moche? :P
Draksen 1 year ago
@titytit Oh et au fait, j'ai pas lu tes conneries, ca m'interesse pas plus que ca.
Porc britannique.
Draksen 1 year ago
@titytit
Patay losses:
- 100 French
- 2.500 Brits
Castillon losses:
- 100 French
- 4.000 Engaylish
I don't know why the Engaylish are spamming Agincourt everywere while they have been kicked by the French in the 100 years war...
In fact he's the only excuse of these losers to occult 1 fact: the French kicked they asses.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
@Freez57fr
Agincourt
English losses: 500
French losses: 10,000
titytit 1 year ago
Well you repeat exactly the same words that your first comment.
Like I said Agincourt is the only excuses of the Engaylish losers to occult 1 fact: the French kicked their asses.
Hundred years war
ENGAYLISH DEFEAT
FRENCH VICTORY
Freez57fr 1 year ago
Freez57fr 1 year ago
@Freez57fr Loom up your history before commenting. Agincourt is one of many battles in which the English totally crushed the 'superior' french forces.
titytit 1 year ago
LOL Patay, Castillon, Formigny are few of many battles in which the French totally crushed the "superior" English forces.
And we won the 100 years war.
So don't make me laugh with you spammed Agincourt, it seems you won the war while YOU LOST.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
@Freez57fr It's the whole thing about brits: they spam a few victories, just to make you forget all the other total humiliations they faced, and of course the final result, a war loss. These ugly brits are losers, everywhere, in everything. Only things in which they beat the continent: teenage pregnancy and national debt.
Draksen 1 year ago
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Freez57fr 1 year ago
@Draksen
You're totally right.
"teenage pregnancy" you said? In Britain it's called "infant pregnancy"
Teenagers have grandchildrens in Engayland.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
@Draksen
Let's just say your correct about us having lots of teenage pregnacies...that's better than our people dying out due to Muslim immigration. France is now 9-10% Muslim lool.
The reason why the EU will never work is because of the arrogant French and I mean that (as opposed to just taking the piss). Yourlazy bums go on strike over the smallest of things. We Brits have had to retire at 65 (due to go up soon) for many years. Do some sodding work and stop bitching you lazy frogs lolz.
29Gixxer 1 year ago
@Freez57fr A CLOSE FRENCH VICTORY!!!!!! You ONLY JUST won!! we could have beaten you to a pulp if we hadnt a) run out of money multiple times and b) handt been so gung-ho.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
"a) run out of money multiple times and b) handt been so gung-ho."
---> Run of money??? What is this fucking excuse always spammed by the Engaylish??
You think your opponents had money??
English had much more ressources and money in the 100 years war so don't make me laugh.
You lost the war because you has been crushed at Orléans, because you has been crushed at Patay, because you has been crushed at Formigny, because you has been crushed in many other battles.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
@Draksen
I think its obviously Draksen is a desprate man who cant come to terms with history or reality
Everyone just nod your heads along with his fantasies
Isnt he cute? ^^
TheresAGhostInMyBeer 1 year ago
@TheresAGhostInMyBeer Oui, c'est très bien, mais encore? :D
Draksen 1 year ago
@TheresAGhostInMyBeer On te pisse dessus mon gros, faut que tu comprennes ca, d'accord? :D
Draksen 1 year ago
France is a joke, I worked beside them in Iraq. I would compare them to rabbits.
Actually the only people I noticed out of 2 years in the red zone where the Dutch. They always asked during passing patrols "are you going to some shit?" and all other european contries were only trying to navigate around any hostile areas.
kevindog86 1 year ago
@kevindog86
How could you work with French in Iraq, you dumb fuck ?
French are not in Iraq, they are in Afghanistan..
You're not a soldier, you're just a big fat fucking liar, unable to remove your fat ass from the couch...
MaxRWF 1 year ago
@MaxRWF
You all said...
thanks I gained 2 minutes.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
you sicken me
DrOetker14 1 year ago
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Funny debate among people who ignore history. All nations had their share of victories and defats. France would not have lived and expanded in the last 1200 years, had it not won long series of victories. Including many wars against the German and spanish empires, the hundred years war, colonial wars and WW1.
As for surrendering, the Brits were just as good as anyone at Yorktwon, Walcheren, Singapore & other battles. Had Lord Halifax been Minister in 1940, they'd have sued for peace too.
Fridomfry 1 year ago
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Funny debate among people who ignore history. All nations had their share of victories and defats. France would not have lived and expanded in the last 1200 years, had it not won long series of victories. Including many wars against the German and spanish empires, the hundred years war, colonial wars and WW1.
As for surrendering, the Brits were just as good as anyone at Yorktwon, Walcheren, Singapore & other battles. Had Lord Halifax been Minister in 1940, they'd have sued for peace too.
Fridomfry 1 year ago
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Funny debate among people who ignore history. All nations had their share of victories and defats. France would not have lived and expanded in the last 1200 years, had it not won long series of victories. Including many wars against the German and spanish empires, the hundred years war, colonial wars and WW1.
As for surrendering, the Brits were just as good as anyone at Yorktwon, Walcheren, Singapore & other battles. Had Lord Halifax been Minister in 1940, they'd have sued for peace too.
Fridomfry 1 year ago
hahaha this is funny stuff
22Deutscher22 1 year ago
stupid american fat sons of b!tches
LaFlammeAzure 2 years ago
shut it LaFlamingHomo, you cheese eating surrender monkey
cashmonkey9 1 year ago
@cashmonkey9
I won't take any order from a burger eating retarded pig
LaFlammeAzure 1 year ago
@LaFlammeAzure thats enough pepe le pew
cashmonkey9 1 year ago
Haha England still can't get over the fact we conquered them in 1066, replaced the ruling class by French and taught them how to speak our language.(33 to 40% of the English voca is from French) Before that they were a bunch of uncivilized barbarians. And today they're nothing but America's obedient puppy...so pathtic (and please stop throwing cup of tea at my face haha)
LeBonaparte 2 years ago
@LeBonaparte England was invaded by the normans in 1066 not by france. The normans didnt even like the french, yes they spoke french but at that time french language was to europe what the english language is today to the world. The normans didnt even like the french. The word norman means "of the north" and northern europe is norway and england and scotland
callin2427 1 year ago
@callin2427
The Duchy of Normandy, which was formed by treaty with the French crown, was one of the great large fiefs of medieval France
The Norman Conquest was a pivotal event in English history for several reasons. It largely removed the native ruling class, replacing it with a foreign, French-speaking monarchy, aristocracy, and clerical hierarchy. This, in turn, brought about a transformation of the English language and the culture of England.
As for the USA , just one word : Lafayette...
LeBonaparte 1 year ago
Raise one hand if you like The French
Raise both hands if you ARE The French.
When I was a little kid, my dad got me some plastic army men... the Americans came with the guns and the French came with the White Flags
Trance1972 2 years ago
note the french have only one good part of their army and thats the french foreign leigion and they arent even french the rest r too busy surrendering and giving a blowjob to obama
gorilla6759 2 years ago
You speak to your government with Thatcher , T Blair who obey like good dogs to USA ? good you are right lol
Waterloo / 30 % only of Britishs , the rest from Germany , Netherlands and Belgium LOL
Hundred years war / Who fought when you retreats versus Jeanne d' arc ? your French allie Bourguignons who capture Jeanne alone lolll
That' s curious / Americans reproach to France to be not agree on the contrary of UK who obey always lollllll
AngelicadeFrance 2 years ago
@AngelicadeFrance where do you get your facts from. Your head? Right then? Yeah ok...
britflik 2 years ago
stupid English France fuck you and your mother suck coks in hell.
FromFrance27700 2 years ago
France sucks! so does the EU! they only have their own countries intrest and not the whole of Europe.
GuysSeriously 2 years ago
google "French military victories" and press i'm feeling lucky.
7Lycosa7 2 years ago 2
lol hilarious.
mastercheff1216 2 years ago
God you Americans would you ever learn your own feckin history, ever hear of the Siege of Yorktown or Battle of the Chesapeake without the French there never would have been a United States of America.
haszo 2 years ago 3
haszo, Unfortunately, history is simply not taught here any more, unless a student really wants it and pursues the knowledge independently. It is shameful that so few of my countrymen know about French and American cooperation throughout our history. The ignorance and arrogance on this side of the pond is rampant and embarrassing. And it extends all the way to the highest levels of our government. Sad, but true.
bozymoto 2 years ago
100 000 french soldiers killed in the first month of 1940. RIP to those brave guys .
you said ... surrender ?
laminarwing 2 years ago 2
never won a war?
dude the world did not begin in 1940
hundred year war?revolution war?american independence war?
simsportif 2 years ago 5
@simsportif You didnt win the American war of independance, it was a draw.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit LOL! yeah the battle of yorktown and cheasapeak was a draw yeah yeah...
and if this war a draw why the british recognize the independence of america?
simsportif 1 year ago
@simsportif We reconised the independance of the USA cos we were outnumbered 7 to one.
You had: Russia, Austria, Spain, France, Holland, The Rebels and Half of the German Principalities.
We had only 20% of our navy on active duty as the rest were being re-armed, and only 40% of our land forces in active duty. We were outnumbered and outgunned, and it was costing us too much.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit And yet we still managed to cripple Holland (they would never be strong at all ever again), Cripple Spain (why do you think they started losing their American Lands hmmm?) nearly cripple France. The only ones not to get damaged much were the Russians and Austrians (who just paid a hell of a lot of money to us in compensation).
And we still managed to go on to conquer the largest empire the world has ever seen!
So, Mate, tell me it was a draw.....
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit And yet we only had 40% of our army, and only TWENTY percent of our total navy.
There was a reason we brits were feared by everyone.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit bwahaha they were only usa,spain netherland and france after that the spanish help were nothing comparate at what we've done
oh and in the revolutionnary wars they were all europe against us and we kicked all their asses so...
simsportif 1 year ago
@simsportif i think you better look up the American War of Independence and do some research before you post.
All those countries fought, all those countries were brought to ruin (or near-ruin) by the British Army and Navy (most of which, as i've said before, were being refitted and repaired)
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit i looked up dude that's why i post ;) and it was american sources :D
british navy try to stop the french navy on the channel EPIC FAIL they tryed again on chesapeak again EPiC FAIL again
oh and just type on wikipedia and TMF american rev. war sure u will learn something
simsportif 1 year ago
@simsportif and as I said, over 80% of our warship were in drydock being re-armed!!
How do you expect a massively weakened Royal Navy to go against the whole navy of france?
You seem to be forgetting, for the first half of the war, we brits were beating the SHIT out of the Yankie revolutionaries and their 6 allies!
Oh, and do you really think american sources are gonna tell the truth? (as, throughout history, the 'victor' always lies....)
titytit 1 year ago
But hey, what do you expect from a lying froggy TWAT!
titytit 1 year ago
what the countries think of each other:
England: The french are stuck up twats who surrender and have never won a whole war against us.
France: England is full of uncivilised barbarians.
Those stupid cheese eating surrender monkeys who cant fight for shit!
titytit 2 years ago 4
@titytit
Stupid people tend to remember a single war in the history of mankind
France wasn't founded in 1939 and won more wars than any other European countries (as for the uk : the 100 years' war, rings a bell? The USA: Lafayette?) Besides, France didn't surrender : there were 2 governments at the time one of which wasn't legitimate and collaborated with the Germans. Free France and French resistance freed the country with the help of their allies
LeBonaparte 1 year ago
@LeBonaparte Who got the largest empire in the world and beat your asses in pretty much every war between England and France?
Britain hasnt lost a war in over 500 years (the American War of Independence was actually a civil war as the colonists were british, plus we WERE against 7 countries: France, Spain, Russia, Austria, The Netherlands, Half of the German Pricipalities and the Revolutionaries and it was still a draw!!!)
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
england never fought alone whereas we had to face many enemies (we're surrounded by the germany italy and spain whereas you are alone on your island)
and we helped amercan win the war of independance
Even today France is the 5th largest economy in the world and england the 6th...
Shall I speak of the fact that France is the most visited country in the world, (since we have great food and wines, landscapes, culture, fashion etc)
LeBonaparte 1 year ago
@LeBonaparte England never stood alone? What about the American War of Independence, where we stood ALONE against Russia, Austria, The Netherlands, France, Spain, Portugal and half of the German Principalities? (and yet it was still a draw, with us brits inflicting tremendous damage on Spain, France, Holland and the german states)
titytit 1 year ago
@LeBonaparte Who puts the second largest amount of money into the EU? Britain.
Who is actually the 4th largest economy? Britain. Who has a 500 year winning streak? Oh, i dont know, Britain maybe? (the Yankie war of independence was actually a civil war as they were all british, not american, and the boer 'war' was actually a rebellion)
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit 1) L'économie anglaise est basée sur la finance (gains artificiels) vous n'avez quasiment plus aucune industrie à part Cadbury.
2) De nombreux économistes s'accordent pour dire que votre économie est au bord de la faillite et qu'une nouvelle crise la ferait s'effondrer, en 2000 la livre valait 1.60€ contre 1.13€ en 2010.
3)l'économie française est cinquième l'Angleterre sixième: France PIB: 2 675 915 millions of $ and U-K PIB: 2 183 607 (source: IFM).
titiboo90 1 year ago
@titiboo90 What? I dont understand frog.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit C'est ton seul argument ? hahaha tu est définitivement stupide .
I translate for mentally handicapped people like you : "that's your only argument ? hahaha you're definitively stupid."
titiboo90 1 year ago
@titiboo90 I'm mentally handicapped just because i'm not multilingual?
Your the dumb fuck mate if you think the frenchies are better than the Brits.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit I didn't say that drench are better than British, I only said that your behaviour show that you're stupid, you have huge prejudices against France and you speak with lies, you don't know French people. The most part of French don't matter about America or UK they just want to live better and have a good life as all people on this earth, if some French like me speak with you it's because some Brits and US make French bashing and spread lies I don't know why.
titiboo90 1 year ago
@titiboo90 I have big prejudices because i can't speak french? how the hell does that make sense?
and BTW, i think we brits know more about french history than anyone, as we were the ones you fought against the most......and lost against the most.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit I never said that, you transform my sentences, I've said You don't know French People, not French language...read twice what I write , maybe I make some mistakes.
"i think we Brits know more about French history than anyone, as we were the ones you fought against the most......and lost against the most" And you too, French know Brits as anyone, we were the ones you fought against the most and lost the most, French have won more battles and war against brits than you won against us.
titiboo90 1 year ago
@titiboo90 Thats bullshit.
Every war that has happened between France and England has been won by england. Hell, the only reason we didnt win every single part of the 100 yearas war is because we kept on running out of money!.
Name a WAR, not a BATTLE, that you have won against us. Ones were you have allies dont count as we have been on our own for most of the wars we fought against you.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit Just a correction, we fought with small allies that supplimented our main armies (eg the germans in the American War of Independence).
Also, the Germans, Austrians and Russians that fought with the Americans in the War of independece DID fight, they just werent as prominent as the other 3.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit yep cause at this period the 4nations wasn't in war and we just sent officier to train the army i just checked u were not alone they were some german country with UK
simsportif 1 year ago
@simsportif like i JUST SAID, there were some smaller german kingdoms supplimenting the main Brit Armies.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit lol brainwashing work well go on the millitary factory or just read an non british history book
i have plenty of war france s england lost by england hundred year war cambrai league war devolution war augsburg league war etc....
i think that you speak about something that you don't know the subject ive got a french sentence for this
"la culture c'est comme de la confiture sur une tartine moins on en a plus on l'étale"
simsportif 1 year ago
@simsportif I've just sent a PM to titiboo90 explaining why most of those french 'victories' are either draws or even *shock-horror* slight victories for England.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit Although, i;ve got to admit, some of the wars you'd expect France to lose it tured around into draws. Quite impressive. Your not as useless as i thought.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
The French flag waved on Vienna, Berlin, Rome, Moscow, Madrid...
What did Britain except conquering tribesmen armed with bows and arrows ?
MaxRWF 1 year ago
@MaxRWF The french never got to Moscow, infact, they failed. Badly.
We brits owned the fuck out of your frenchies in fretty much ever war we fought against you.
You did not WIN the Yank war of independence...... it was a draw... the brits pulled out cos they were losing money, didnt have anywhere near a full army (as, as stated previously, they were being rearmed in Britain at the time) and we were fighting over 6 countries,plus a rebellion!
Hardly fair.....
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit Infact, a better question would be:
How many wars have the French won against the Brits (or any other enemy) WITHOUT the help of at least one ally?
We Brits pretty much fought alone, compared to pretty much every other 'Major' power out there (excluding the Russians), that was extremely rare.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
Get your facts right ,Napoleon sat on the Tzar's throne, before Moscow burnt
In fact, you didn't attacked frontally France without huge coalition since the 100 years war, that tells a lot...
The US war of independence a draw ??? You were just expelled from American mainland by the French in Yorktown.
The main carachteristic of the British military is that they NEVER attack alone. You bunch of cowards weren't even 25% in Waterloo, and you call it a "british" victory, lol...
MaxRWF 1 year ago
@MaxRWF I think its you who needs to get your facts right. The British stood alone at waterloo until the Prussians came in from the East (?) and took Napoleon from behind.
We pretty much always fought alone. We didnt have any other major powers helping us (unlike the french who were total bum buddies with the Dutch and Spanish). Yea we had a few small german pricipalities at certain periods, but we never had major allies.
We fought alone in Africa, the Far east, South asia etc.
titytit 1 year ago
@MaxRWF We were also winning the American war of independence until 6 (yes SIX) major european powers joined in, and even them it was a ver close call (and we were using only 20% of our army and 10% of the Royal Navy (now that says something about the troops of our enemmies)).
Name me 4 wars were we had a major ally helping us in a war (excluding the 20th century). Note, in these wars Britain/England ahs to have played a major role, not just tagged along (like several wars i can think of.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
Only two major european powers were against you in the US revolutionnary war (France, Spain). And you lost it thanks to the French.
You had major allies in every single war you fought (by example : 9 years war, 7 years war, napoleonic wars, crimean war). The real question would be name 4 wars where the Brits fought alone ??? Except against the Zulus or the Maoris, the answer is never !
50% of the troops in Waterloo were Prussians, 25% where Dutch-Belgian and German. And 25 % Brits.
MaxRWF 1 year ago
@MaxRWF The fact you think it was only the French and Spanish that helped the americans shows how stupid you are.
The French, Spainish, DUTCH, AUTRIANS, RUSSIANS, plus Several german states.
1)In the 9 years war, England played a supporting role. I wasnt a leader. Next.
2) The only allies Great Britain had in the 7 Years war were tiny German and Native amerian states. Very few major powers. Portugal was only a supporting power, and it wasnt very major. NEXT........
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
Russians and Austrians were NOT involved in the US independence war. Don't forget you had german states on your side.
1 France fought against 1/2 of Europe and still won.
2 Prussia was on your side in the 7 years war.
3 France fought against every major european powers for 20 years.
4 The point is that you had 3 major european powers on your side.
Plus you didn't answer to my question : Name one war Britain won without major allies. I mean real wars, not against primitive tribes
MaxRWF 1 year ago
@MaxRWF We beat the crap out of you in north america in the 7 years war.
Name the war were fance supposedly fought against 3 major powers for 20 years.
Name the war were france fought against 'half of europe and still won'.
In the 7 years war, you had the help of 2 major poweres and a major european power (Sweden) AND at this time Prussia wasnt a major power, it was only a small state with a small (but effective) military. Effectively, we were fighting alone most of the time.....
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
Stop ridiculing yourself by pretending that Russia and Austria were involved in the AIW. Google exists, you can check that easily.
You still not answering to my question : when did UK won alone against a major european coalition ???
And please don't tell me about the colonial empires. We're talking about real warfare, not about slaughtering with gatling guns primitive tribes armed with spears and bows...
MaxRWF 1 year ago
@MaxRWF 40% of the troops at Waterloo were british, as most of the British troops had been moved out after Napoleons defeat in 1813 (i think it was this year anyway).
titytit 1 year ago
@MaxRWF And we STILL beat you and took your lands.
And Russia and Austria were in the American war of independence.
And, i will say it again:
THE BRITISH ONLY HAD 20% OF ITS NAVY! IT ALSO HAD ONLY 20-30% OF ITS ARMY! as all the others were being rearmed in Britain. You effectively led a surprise war against an unprepared empire, which had generals that thought there were better ways to settle the rebellion, and you use this as an example in the argument of who is better?
titytit 1 year ago
@MaxRWF And finally, an easy way to end this argument....
Who had the largest empire the world has ever seen?
Britain (who owned over a 3rd of the world)
or
The French (who owned a little bit in indo-china and a chunk of Africa plus a few outposts around the world)
The Answer? Britain. You dont make the largest empire ever if you have a shit army.
titytit 1 year ago
@MaxRWF
3) We only had allies in the Napoleonic war because you were stupid enough to attack them. AND you had over a dozen allies. You NEVER fought alone. NEXT.
4)You can see how superior our troops were to your frenchies in these figures:
French: 100,000 of which 10,240 killed in action; 20,000 died of wounds; ca 70,000 died of disease
British: 2,755 killed in action; 2,019 died of wounds; 16,323 died of disease
And we didnt have THAT much less than you.... NEXT.
titytit 1 year ago
@MaxRWF You have failed to make a valid point.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit bwahaha man ur getting down at all post ur ridiculous.....
hey and i just never see ya showing sources :| so...
simsportif 1 year ago
@titytit pfffffffffffffffffffffff................;; stay in your ignorance, i don't want to waste my time to explain in your language, learn history....
Goodby :)
last question: how old are you, because you speak as a little boy, 13, 14 year old ?
titiboo90 1 year ago
@titiboo90 You may want to do some real research instead of reading arrogant french history books, and BTW i'm 18 and i;ve done an international bacclaureate (spelling?) in history, so STFU.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit you can tell what you want but if you made it, I'm surprised by your bad level in history...
What arrogant French history books? stupid argument... how can you say that? Well if you read Wikipedia I understand your sources are wrong... there are so many anti French and French bashing on the web.
According to me, I'm preparing the prestigious military School of Saint Cyr like West Point, which are the two best military schools in the world, (you can check if you want).
titiboo90 1 year ago
@titiboo90 'two best military schools in the world'? What about Sandhurst? Just as i thought, arrogant french git
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit you can check if you want arrogant anti french ! I went in USA last year and a discuss with an officier from west point and he told me the same answer: saiunt cyr isthe best with west point, i'm sorry if you can't sand it but it is the reality...
you always french are arrogant but proov it you say that because you have no arguments... when sometimes french do something better than the other countries you always say we are arrogant... stupid boy.
titiboo90 1 year ago
@titytit
- Who is actually the 4th largest economy? -> Germany.
USA, Japan, China, Germany, France, UK, Italy.
Sorry guys you are 6th behind France.
- Who has a 500 year winning streak? I don't know, but certainly not Engayland.
You never won a war by yourselves (except against zulus and Abhoriginals), and you lost the American war of Independance. A civil war? Only if you would have win, but you lost (and France kicked you too).
Oh yes and you lost 5 wars of coaliton among 7.
Freez57fr 1 year ago
@Freez57fr Read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post.
All your arguments have been counter by myself before, more than twice. If your too dumb to go back and READ, then so be it, but i'm fed up with this argument.
I'm right, your wrong. FUCK OFF.
titytit 1 year ago
@titytit
"All your arguments have been counter by myself before, more than twice."
- By saying that UK is the 4th largest economy?
Open a book or just use google (I hope you know what is google...).
You're 6th, France is 5th.
That you have 500 years of war won?
- You lost many wars and not only against the USA or France, even the Dutch defeated you (you're the only country defeated by the Dutch in a war).
You didn't know that? Wait, you're not historian?? HAHAHA
Freez57fr