My Lil' Bastard walkthrough all stages

[browngarin]

uhh i spend to muck money

[sagey500]

on the toilet one he ceaps being a fucking retard going all around and i tryed to ceap splashing him but he ceaps fucking around takeing shits all over

[Skwisgaar4256]

I got to the last stage and just killed him off lol

[MrJarquell]

@Skwisgaar4256 same

[14610ty]

i cant get past the toilet training part e.e

[LilaProductions1]

when i play i cant click or drag anything...

[diegopabst]

"why dont you go stalk someone on facebook"

"dont have"

OWNED XD

[dominata43]

What is this game even supposed to be

[Sapphire032]

How do i get him happy!!

plzz respond

[DaneaNGS]

do you like repeatidly wipe his butt or just after he akes a crap and den he'll eventually use the toilet ?

[ultrajello424]

acually u punish him everytime he does crap and when you've punished him a lot he'll eventually go on the toilet :D

[dragonkid091]

wat about gastard?

[dragonkid091]

HE POOPIN TO MUCH AND NOT GOIN ON THE TOILET PLZ HELP!

[ultrajello424]

punish him every time he poops on the floor and he'll learn to use the toilet :D

[battleonize]

i dont get wat ur supposed to do on the last stage plz help me

[jessi901234]

and im trying to get ma girl on the horny stage please help or is that only guys ?

[jessi901234]

are the boys easer

[LuckyJetilianna]

Lol. Buttcrack

[TwoSBGaming]

thumbs if you got here because of Utorak

[samlake999]

your first utube account was called charmande,2nd 1called charmellon and now this 1 charizaard???? wtffff

[TheJaydonLuke]

I cant drag anything :|

[akw200]

OMG he destroyed the toilet!

[Smalls2312]

OMG he wont go on the toilet!!!!!!

[kivanc903]

the bastard keeps destroying my toilet and computer

[kivanc903]

he broke my computer and im in drunk stage...shit

[laurazwags]

You can make the most money during the geek stage, just let him walk arond a while, and everytime he uses the toilet you get a gold coin. He uses the toilet a lot. You will need more mony later on, after you get a lot of coins then chat with him.

[untamedxxvamp]

why cant i click on anything?

[jameelo123]

when i click nothing move !!! i cant catch the food in the first stage

[SuperMrStickman]

drunk stage is fucking annoying

[SamanthaDragon]

omg i click it the food and it doesnt work. i drag it and it still doesnt work. auuu

[SuperMrStickman]

@SamanthaDragon he automatically eats it, when hes first stage you feed him bones

[DaHFuHProductions]

i got to the pyro stage but then i cant click!

[Rover7898]

i got to the last stage but then the game wouldnt let me click anything!!

[rhnpeterson]

Geez, they start out so cute, but in the end, they all grow up to look like heavy meth addicts :(

[sakuragirl124]

its awesome that you get like $50 from throwing out the dolls xD

[Testaccountnation]

I kinda don't get the potty stage. How many times do you have to wipe. Do you just let him poop then wipe many times? Please answer?

[SuperMrStickman]

@Testaccountnation every time he she poop you have to spray him and clean the dokey up and wipe his ass

note: wiping his her ass decreases mood.

[trollthencc]

i threatend to poison it on the computer and i did

[JayStarBerry]

LOL 1:15 Let him destroy all of them then throw them all away

lol he was humpin but he distroyed them insted LOL

[LisaGirl891]

UUGH!

My mouse or something won't let me take the bone to her!!

Am I doing something wrong?!?!

I am trying to click and drag but, it wont let me, AT ALL !

I NEED HELP!!!

[Pokedude1446]

i hate my little bastards

[xxxxxxxxx640]

My Lil' Bastard suck ass it doe not work

[weareKrazyKripples]

in the horny stage I cant throw all the dolls away because more just appear

[ilovepupsandkitens]

@weareKrazyKripples Thats what is suppose to happen

[weareKrazyKripples]

@ilovepupsandkitens then what do I do?

[ilovepupsandkitens]

@ilovepupsandkitens keep giving them to him/her

[KayleyNichole23]

i cant get past the drunk stage :( ive keep feeding him and givin him booze tho

[xXFigsyXx]

wow.

that last stage. stupid bastard xD

[skittles295]

How do you reteach him everything?

[cripforlife1011]

it wont let me click on the food

[hollyandvideos]

@cripforlife1011 ya it wont let me click on it either, idk how to fix it

[uptopassassin]

i cant kepp him happy

[marie11112]

It when to fast! WORST video ever!!!

[XoKewlKid]

ok hers a hint always a boy girls are more troubled

[xRockkMafiaa]

What Are All The Awards?

[MrRandomBubble]

@PiinkLadiee You might of gotten past it but. Just incase, You have to just keep spraying him untill he decides to use the toilet.

[dapoculos13]

very easy game ^^

[WTF23450]

i alwayz kill mine on purpose wid da poison

[sizzlejpoppings]

yea that bear thing didnt work for me neither

[XxheartbrokenxX77]

ugh,how do yhu get past the level: Dunk?!?!?!??! it's so frickin hard!!! ^_^

[wcharli1998]

@XxheartbrokenxX77 its the easiest one



[captainapathy1978]

what ever i do he want use the toilet

[musiclover201001]

i played dat game i only went up to when hes horny and its true he is a bastard

[mssomerandomperson1]

wow... i didn't know anyone else played this

[pokematt99]

wait i tryed to just let him play with the dolls until they are broken but and then i threw all of them away it dont work. or do u have to make his happyness to lowest nd then do all that plz answer

[MrJwood5]

Im on stage drunk i cant beat thta crap its so hard!!!!

[katbig3]

So just let him tire himself out on the dolls?

[Charizard11943]

@katbig3 yerp

[ckailea]

it wont work how much beer do i give him

and wat do i say to him plz help

[Charizard11943]

@ckailea You give him all of the beer, then fill him up with food then put him on the computer before he barfs and u can say anything

[JollyHollyLolly]

i cant pick up the bones!!

[thissignupisgay]

@JollyHollyLolly enable all cookies

[RyanKenny59]

Thats how you get Past Drunk hahaha

[iluvguitarhero425]

what song is this i know i might be wrong but sounds kinda like A7x thumbs up if you aggree at the beggining ya know plz respond and whats it called btw i put iluvguitarhero cuz i like it but i play guitar and lay every song by A7x perfect so fuckya

XD

[DeeLynn900]

@iluvguitarhero425 Umm...Fall Out Boy...

[iluvguitarhero425]

@DeeLynn900 xD i was such a fag when i made that comment

[candygirl123321]

I wish there would be a restart button on this game!

[TheFlammableGas]

thanks really helpful! much better than just telling it that the poison is booze on the drunk stage

[SuperCommentDude2]

I couldn't figure out how to pick up a bone

[andysixxfan101]

I keep trying to feed him, I buy the bones. I then go back and it drops it, I cant pick it up... WHAT DO I DO?!

[Charizard11943]

@SuzieGrace rofl yes it is, the bastard is a major smartass XD

[Pikme2]

dude i hate drunk i cant get passed it i let him drink all the bottles then i type to ohim but it doesnt work

[equinelyn]

@Pikme2 Throw all the alcohol away and keep walking and feeding him... That's what I did.

[Narutoshippuden20101]

0:38 when poops on the floor or not

[Narutoshippuden20101]

0:38 that i was doing but it still dosent work

[Chanjar]

@Narutoshippuden20101 spray him when he poops

[ZVQsnipes2]

great my bastard forgot how to use the toilet and hes adult!!!!

[talentshowsindebo]

wa website is it on??

[Charizard11943]

@talentshowsindebo Adultswim

[MrEdrocket]

@Charizard11943 what do

se scold mean?

[marudiz]

@wildrams16

doesnt bother me, just spray him a lot XD then u get to the geek stage and watch tv for like 20 minutes and u get rich XD fun times, just look at it every once in a while cause sometimes he does shit on the floor

[pheonix347]

@BLokingSMunts it is the computer for some reason it does that

[Charizard11943]

@BLokingSMunts nah, ur computer is just dumb (jk) the game fks up alot, idk y :S

[animefan848]

I always end up poisoning it or hitting it with a knife

[Charizard11943]

@wildrams16 i do to :<

[iLikeSw33t]

i gave hm food untill he was full and talked withhim in the computer.... Its not working!! :(

[Charizard11943]

@BlueDragonBlood11 As soon as you get him to drink it all, you have to feed him untils hes full, then u talk to him on the computr

[dyllybar619]

lol buttcrack hahaha

[beadlesbieberlover1]

we named ares chilli!

[tightsparten337]

@beadlesbieberlover1 lol beast name

[beadlesbieberlover1]

we quit on the last stage it sucks it was relly hard though!

[Dude0096]

how do u feede and intereact with ur bastard

[Charizard11943]

@Dude0096 u feed him by either giving him a bone directly or placing it in the bowl, and the kibble you place in the bowl, interacting, u can talk to him on the computer by dragging him to it, and the Frisbee he does on his own, and water bottle u just squirt by dragging it on him, and to move the bastard you click and hold him to move him

[yaboyfromdr]

@Charizard11943 when i click the bone it neve drags or anythin n i click n hold and everythin but still notin should i jus stop cuz idk my mouse it perfeclty fine n im lik not gettin maywhere with it lol

[KaggyFriggle]

@yaboyfromdr same here!

[BTRfangirl]

how do make him sit in the toilet?

[Charizard11943]

@BTRfangirl You squirt him/her when he goes to the bathroom on the ground then wipe his butt

[Pcmanx19]

man idk why but on the first stage i click on the bones but i cant drag any thing... its pissin me off!

[miniduende12]

how many time i need to wipe his butt to he go to the toilet??

[vanniextragedy]

@miniduende12 YOU HAVE TO SPRAY HIM/HER WITH THE WATER BOTTLE UNTIL HE/SHE GOES TO THE TOILET. SPRAY IT WHEN IT POOPS AND THEN WIPE ITS ASS.. :]

[UbnubGirl96]

ROFLROFLROFL u peoples got anger issues! XDDDDD congrats on so many views Chey! over 30,000! :)

[Charizard11943]

@UbnubGirl96 I know right, my viewers got mental problems :B oh well, and thank u thank u very much *bows*

[k8egirl101]

@uuurrrMomsUnderwear guwd 4 u isn't fun 2 kill those mothafuckas

[lizIsAhhmazinqq1233]

@TheGrumpybear101 ikr me neither

[Ubax85]

my stupid bastard wont use the toilet i swear i killed him a million time to restart and he keeps on breaking the frisbee and the water spay

[Charizard11943]

@Ubax85 :S yeah thats y when they are walking towards that stuff i pick them up and put them on the other side

[k8egirl101]

@Ubax85 hey Mine did the same thing and it was trash taking me i posied it afew times that teach THAT LIL BASTERD NOT 2 SCROW WITH ME.

[k8egirl101]

@k8egirl101 POSINE

[Charizard11943]

@k8egirl101 POISON! WHAT DO I WIN?!?!?!?!

[k8egirl101]

@Charizard11943 u dont u make another one i just keep poisoning them till i get board

[Charizard11943]

@k8egirl101 lol over kill much? ^_^

[k8egirl101]

@Charizard11943 thats the point.

[Charizard11943]

@k8egirl101 .__________________.

[BDG013]

lol i gave up on the little ass face on bastard stage and just gave him poison

[SweetxNxSour65]

my bastard wont use the toilet:( so...much...shit DX

[TheGamerFan1]

5 Stars If u Ever Named A Female Bastard After ur Sister

[Charizard11943]

@TheGamerFan1  XD the first time i beat it, i named a boy after my younger bro, hes an ass XDD

[omgitscrobles]

ugh...anybody else have the problem where you can't even click anything? I lose on the first stage because i can't even feed him.

[lizIsAhhmazinqq1233]

it wont let me pick up the bones .. any tips ??

[k8egirl101]

@lizIsAhhmazinqq1233 USE THE MOUSE?

[lizIsAhhmazinqq1233]

@k8egirl101 obviously i know that i need to use the mouse dip shit it just didnt work

[Charizard11943]

@lizIsAhhmazinqq1233

Sorry for k8egirl101 little freak out :S

[lizIsAhhmazinqq1233]

@Charizard11943 lol its fine

[k8egirl101]

@k8egirl101  ITS CALLED SARACAZUME SMARTAZZ, LOOK IT UP U PICE OF $HIT.

[k8egirl101]

@k8egirl101 AND IT AINT MY FAULT THAT YO GOD DAMN MOTHA FUCKING MOUSE DONT WORK U NUB.

[k8egirl101]

@k8egirl101 SO DONT TAKE IT OUT ON ME B CAUSE IK THE MAFIA AND I WILL MAKE SURE THEY TRACK YO ASS DOWN AND CUT U WIDE OPEN AND FEED U 2 THE SHARKS IN THE OCEAN.

[Charizard11943]

@k8egirl101

ok k8egirl101 calm down, its just a comment, and i congrat you on knowing the mafia. But no need to turn them on someone that said one small insignificant thing. Everyone has a right to state there opinion, and the flipping mafia doesn't need to change that. Sorry if know your gonna track me down, but I only speak the truth.

[k8egirl101]

@k8egirl101 im soooo srry bout dat my lil brother took over -_- again srry

[Charizard11943]

@k8egirl101

XD you got one serious bro there X3

[k8egirl101]

@Charizard11943 yeah tell me bout it -_-

[nickmario88]

thumb up 4 fallout boy

[Charizard11943]

@nickmario88 thats wat im talking about :D

[pokemonman994]

hey mine wont eat the bones its pissing me off >:( HELP SOMEONE

[Charizard11943]

@pokemonman994 yeah so many people have that problem, but i havent once, but its could be the game glitching or u got a bastard Bastard XD

[Axelrk50]

Lyers Im on the toilet stage and he never poops or takes a dump

I tried wiping his but but it doesnt work!

[khody877]

tht lil f#@ker broke his own frissbie and then cried about it started drinkin then throughing up then poopin on the floor cuz he destroyed the toilet with the movatas or wat ever u call the and then died cuz i forgot to buy a new frissbie fo the 18th time and he didnt get enough energy oh and btw ever time i walked him i got those turds i just went on a rant xD

[Peterlosingen]

i dont get the end :S how can I beat the end...

[Charizard11943]

@Peterlosingen teach the jerk all the junk again, in any order, so practically allll the stuff from every level in one.

[mariobros4232]

it doesnt let me go to the shop! any tips?

[Charizard11943]

@mariobros4232 well you could try to reload the page, and if that doesnt work, you can completely open and new page, other than that all i can say is the game is glitching.

[Nitroplanetseason1]

da litle dush destroyd me cumputr lol

[Charizard11943]

@Nitroplanetseason1 XD 

[MegaPaul51]

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[Charizard11943]

@MegaPaul51 o_-

[ashiyamytery0530]

tnx...it helped me a lot i also have finished it..:)...thnx much..=)..

[Charizard11943]

@ashiyamytery0530

Np, im glad i helped u beat it!

[dannyr2015]

when i chat with him i get sooo pissed off by the stuff he tells me lol

[khody877]

@dannyr2015 i got so pissed once it said it was gonna rpert me to the fcc xD btw i treated its mom xDD

[wisefire56]

i wish you would play the bastard stage, so i could see how to do it!!!!

[Charizard11943]

@wisefire56

um yeah truth about that i got boried so i *cough* poisoned him *cough* but i did finish 3 times

[Charizard11943]

@redblood55

ill try 2 make one :)

[Charizard11943]

@redblood55

Np ill get right 2 making one :D

[OoJuanCarlosoO]

the toilet part is hard...do i spray him and wipe his ass or just wipe his ass? cuz i was wiping his ass 4 an hr

[Charizard11943]

@OoJuanCarlosoO

Both

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

Dude.. I HATE my pet with a passion. Gawd.. so annoying..

[Charizard11943]

@deatXbyXchocolate335

Doesn't everyone :D

[sielski10]

oh just to let you know the first award is taking a picture of your b*****d. the picture icon is on the right bottom of the b*****d screen.

[angerissues27]

on the toilet stage what do i do if he just keeps giving me trophies and coins?

[frizzie]

i can't even feed it. I can't click on the bones. what I am i doing wrong?

[Charizard11943]

@frizzie

ur doing nothing wrong just this game is laggy and has a tendency to not respond so dont worry it does that to me to

[Naye2Shy]

im stuck on on dat toilet part....tony juss keeps sh!tting and not being happy....imma kill em..