Stomach Acid WIN

[em129836]

Thanks FailBlog, I was eating yogurt when I watched this...

[5oreo999]

Did anyone see the board? Cuz on it it says :O

[nemurad]

HAHAHAHAAHAH fucking bitch :D

[XxContuViejaxX]

Maybe the one calling said something too repugnant.

[boer83]

Go home, pee on stick... preggers!

[zezimakiller44]

What anorexic people do every day

[aussiepride961]

@zezimakiller44 your a dumb cunt you mean bulimic

[MrGog34]

PRESS 6 TILL YOU DO THE SAME

[DANtheMANBEST]

Oh god that sound of the puke hitting the floor in slow-mo was disgusting!!

[CrazyBear65]

5- "woo, ok"

6-"ub,BLURK"

[behbeh34]

at eight seconds it sounds like he says meatloaf

[pikaers]

guys i know what they said really

Girl:good day

Guy:hello

Guy:can you barf

Girl:you really want me to do that

Guy:eh yes

Girl:(throwsup)

no lie i read spanish thats what they said

[wowdezare]

@pikaers

lol. if you read spanish you obviously speak it. i took spanish two and i know alot of the basics and then obviously you can guess the rest. what else would "vomitar" mean other than vomit?

but listen and they werent talking spanish. thats just some fake subtitles someone put up on there.

[pikaers]

@wowdezare oh it could be only if i knew german i took german but i forgot everything i only remeber yes(ja) and no (nine)

[jakegyllenhaal69]

@pikaers They aren't really saying that... haha

[TheNsm54]

@fuck192ass haha small world, oh and btw and that right there is why your single and lonely

[Terra1311]

lol she came back from that fast, what a trooper.

[BubbleManStudios]

Well, I wont be buying any Lmasotopg from her any time soon...

[TheNsm54]

@fuck192ass lol i swear i posted the exact same coment today

[TheNsm54]

i would still put my penis in her mouth ...... god im lonely

[Lenna646]

YUCK...

[kawaiiSweden]

She's still known for that! xD

[IAmYourFajah]

Much better than the one who diarreahed her white pants

[MASTRCHIEFMOE]

0:10 host- "can i vomit for a sec" caller-"uh yeah"

[Daviysoh]

Professional!

[howcool1992]

someones pregnant!!

[alon0katz]

hahahah

yes hello

yes

blaaaaaaaaa

hoo ok

hahahhahhahahah

[Utubebotter]

she saw ur dick



[KidSchnuffle]

LMAO GSPOT IS WHAT U CAN SPELL

[88bbooobb88]

Haha - listen to it with your eyes closed. Sounds like she explodes or something...

[lowigibros]

the funniest part is when she gets up and goes oooo okay!

[MrWatchmen759]

that would not happen if she was in the kitchen lol

[FaunaDragon]

@MrWatchmen759

It would, she would just call it chili or tuna.

[MrWatchmen759]

@FaunaDragon lol

[TestFx007]

okay... that was wrong

[Dtitilator]

Don't have a gangbang before the show.

[TTSmylevel97]

@EpicThunda

Huh?

[SuperMegaViolence]

Press 5 again and again & make a remix song :)

[TTSmylevel97]

Id still fuck her.

[arctos52]

@TTSmylevel97 make sure shes not on top

[gokart55z]

i saw that on tv in direct tv in sweden lol

[ReBornRogue]

Take the top three letters, then add the letter in the middle.... lol

[mimikawaii7386]

That's so disgusting yet I'm cracking up lmao

[Sabbheepinaygirl4ev]

GNARLY!!!!

[LuckyDukeSeven]

WOOOOO. Ohkay. : )

[Sicknature91]

Keep press 6

[MrRofl32]

That one letter at the bottom was like :O

[vjm3]

She's pregnant. A cutie at that.

[MrBabykedz1017]

LMFAO at the face she made right befor she vomited

[chuflub21]

i like how she acted like nothing happened haha

[thumbcraze]

Failblog time, better get some popcorn. Watches video. I'm going to stop....eating now.

[NaYarB04]

"uuu ok!" haha that's wow I'll start to approach live

[04shayna]

Good Morning Hello I can help may vomit Really want to vomit Eh,Yes BLEHH

[shashashortyscott]

looks like they showed her justin beiber

[Luiz230189]

The first thing I read was LMAO

[ShaddySoldier]

what did he say? i need to shout it in a office bulding.

[ffttyy21]

press 1 and 4 too see how big my penis is ..

[StephensStuff]

Press 6 and 4, she disappears!!!

[StephensStuff]

The bars look like condoms!

[TheInuYashaChick]

It's like the vomit shot out of her and not on her like some sort of gun O_O

[Lozcross]

keep preesing 6 4 best rusults

[PonderBlog]

Professionalism at its best.

[zaq4267]

Did she press her vomit button @ 0:11

[kingkaiserish]

good lord that sound

ive only heard that in zombie movies

[kingkaiserish]

@kingkaiserish and she just bounces back like one

[undertaker9056]

She's pregnant.

[12345678909269]

@undertaker9056 I remember seeing this on TV that day, she blamed it on her period :P

[Zelliick]

Pres 5 for noting happened :D

[BLMOMB]

WOOOOOOOOOOO ok..

[madio64]

Ohh the sound of it hitting the floor!!

[baluka19970614]

0:11 - AND NOW THE FLOODGATES WILL OPEN!!!

[MrDeathkiller666]

you can spell lmao on the board

[Linkzor24]

It's ok, I didn't want to eat anything today anyway.

Or the day after.

And the next decade or so.

[TsarMarster]

She mustve made shit sandwhich

[OneViewed]

Woman: Guess that sandwich I had from that old man outside had something in it...

[SlickKidify]

she was hungova

[misterpooperman]

Blah

Oooooooo!

Ok!

[dontcutmyusernameoff]

0:09

podrias VOMITar

coincidence?

I THINK NOT!

[samuriblood]

The Spanish Translasion:

Yes Hello?

hello

what can i help you?

can you vomite?

really, you want me to vomite?

um,yea.

Docter locktalalapus BLAAAAAA

[Themexicannatzi]

that wouldnt have happened if she had just stayed in the kitchen

[MrMaxCrowe]

She didn't like his answer?! :D :D

[famzrlz258]

@MrMaxCrowe Mybe she didn't like his name or his voice.LOL

[FunkaSeatown]

:D My name is Niklas

[IchDieBohne]

Uhh ok!

[Ingibjorg97]

umm, why do the things that say "50000 kr" look like condoms?

[TheMisterProductions]

Yeah if she pukes like that then I will excuse her from the kitchen.

[ChallisChallis]

BLEURGHHHH!!!!!! Woo okay

[Mrcoockiejar]

PLS THUMBS UP!

Dear failblog change the title to:

Swedish spokeswoman has period

She had period

[Volcanicflamefox]

5 for "WOOOH!"

[yuukikun5]

She's swedish and she's hosting a really bad tv-show when you phone in and guess on words in hope to win about 1000 kr (about 150 dollars or so, I don't really know the currencymarket :P) and she's saying like, "Hello, what's your name?" "My name is Niklas" "Hi Niklas what answer can you give me (starts feeling sick)" "eeh (says something and she pukes"

[supersizelife]

girl said hey Nicholas what you wearin guy said thong lol

[theMaaaan1]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[BitchesLoveHardstyle]

Someone's pregnant.

[BeBladee]

WOO! Okay. wtf?

[stone8675309]

Oh o some one forgot to pull out.

[yetipoop420]

thumbs up if you think Tosh should give her a web redemption

[St1ckm3npwn]

@yetipoop420 She is foreign, she doesn't even speak english.

[yetipoop420]

@St1ckm3npwn

ah so you know her irl?

[St1ckm3npwn]

@yetipoop420 Well she's hosting a foreign tv show or something, so it seemed pretty obvious.

[yetipoop420]

@St1ckm3npwn

english is one of the most common languages in the world a lot of younger kids that arent from an english speakin country have to learn it in school...

[St1ckm3npwn]

@yetipoop420 That does not mean they are fluent in our language. 

[yetipoop420]

@St1ckm3npwn

never said they where but a lot of em get what were tryin to say

[MrAndroooo]

Ooooooo! Okay!

[xMusikKrazi]

Keep pressing 3. Someone gives good head.

[ItzAddiktion]

someones not taking her birth control ;)

[XIvideos1]

ive done that once in the middle of singing a song i just kept goin

[platynakrk]

wooo! okey xD

[firemaster2007]

keep on pressin 6 XD

[Chulabby55]

she ate mentos and coke before this

[mrplow12346]

we found the skinny boomer :D

[Adamon39]

The REAL Translation:

Yes Hello?

Hello.

Hi Whats your name?

Niklas

Hi Niklas what answer do you have for me?

eh. Derp?

[brandonp619]

keep pressing 5 lmao.

[alphakristjan]

Wow...what show is that ?

[footballcrazyboy]

Keep pressing 6, I think i hear a motorbike :L

[YorkGod1]

FUCKING SCRUFF!

[kronanftl]

I'm from Sweden and this is the correct translation.

woman: Hello.

man: Hello.

woman: what's your name?

man: Nick.

women: what is your response to me?

man: dork.

women: vomit.

[hattrick116]

I'd still tap that...

[alfiecool12345]

"Woooo Ok!"

[FlamE13371]

press 3 repeatedly and listen

:D

[Theminemdk]

pregnant?

[lovleypotato]

LMAO

[stone8675309]

Someone has to say it. I find this diffacult to masterbate to

[kevincarfreak]

stop translating the spanish subs, theyre fake. they were trying to be funny. the actual language isnt saying any of that retards

[kevincarfreak]

the translations here are so fucking retarded, thats not even wat theyre saying

[SavMacCauley]

Did she gag on an invisible penis?

[insanitystudio]

apparently he was so ugly, his very voice made her vomit immediately

[OmegaDestroyer321]

that was the gnarliest sounding vomit ive ever fucking heard.

[LaciTheWarrior]

she saw chuck norris

[taperi5]

I was watching this live!

[ivke32]

WOOOOOO okay xD

[eMATHIASp]

eww

[loopguru66]

WE GOT A SPITTER HERE

[Blueknightex]

What is she? Pregnant?

[MrTehcat]

I' would hate to be the person to clean that up

[snozie]

It's not stomach Acid. She's having her period which hurt and made her vomit...

[Egglesplork]

_____Nah, I'm not gonna comment on this one. Gonna let the house doctor handle it:

.....And here we have a rather EXCEPTIONAL example of fluid emisis, otherwise known as liquid VOMIT. Subject appears to be a female her mid twenties--a rather well-developed specimen, I might add. Given the viscosity and rapidity of the discharge, subject appears to have suffered from intense irritation of the gastrointestinal region. That, or the subject is a complete bitch when it comes to talking to men.

[xxxXXXLuigifanXXXxxx]

keep pressing 5 woooo

[QlimaticOrgasm]

0:11, keep pressing it.

Shitting out of her mouth.

[Epicnessable]

CLOSE TRANSLATION:

Girl: Good evening?

Man: Hello.

Girl: Can I help?

Man: Could you vomit?

Girl: Really want me to vomit?

Man: Uh, yeah.

Girl: *pukes*

[Amiitsu10]

girl: Good night guy: Hello Girl: What can I do for you?  Guy: Could you vomit? Girl: Really, vomit? Guy: Eh, yes. Girl: Uh, OK! -real translation

[hamsterminator]

OOOOOOOo. Ok.

[supersonic71097]

Yummy.

[xxxXXXLuigifanXXXxxx]

girl: yeah hello

man: hello

girl: guess what

man: what

girl: im going to puke all over

man: uh what

*PUKES*

[gta99silverado]

@xxxXXXLuigifanXXXxxx cool story bro (sarcasm)

[stefan0zzic]

@xxxXXXLuigifanXXXxxx

omg man,u made me ROFL,literally!!!

[169405]

:0

[JohnAnderssonTV]

Real translation:

Girl: Hi

Dude: Hello

Girl: Hi, what's your name?

Dude: Nicklas

Girl: Hi Nicklas what answer do you have for me?

Nicklas: Yahoo

*puke

[black4killde1]

which language is this ?

[JohnAnderssonTV]

@black4killde1 Swedish

[black4killde1]

@JohnAnderssonTV thank you :)

[LunaStripes]

if you translate the Spanish subs: (seriously)

Lady: Good night?

Guy: Hi

Lady: In what can i help you in

Guy: Can you puke?

Lady: Do you seriously want me to puke?

Guy: Eh, Yeah

Yeah you can translate what happens next........

[xXxSpwnKillaxXx]

@LunaStripes lol i used google translate and it said the same thing!

[Yaoi47Queen]

uh it's just, the sound ugh so gross

[XxTSUNAMISNIPERxX]

i love how they r saying vomit before she vomits

[ookami3380]

hello.

hello.

whos that?

your doctor.

and?

you are pregnant.

no im not!

baaaaaaarrfffff...

[speedenforcer918]

spitter!Watch out for the goo!

[AzorWhite]

In a longer version, she says right afterwards to the guy on the phone:

"I just have to tell you something, I have menstrual pains and then anything can happen"

[newdragonx2]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OK!

[killingj0ke23]

PREGGERS!

[TheMaxcover]

Whoaaaa! O.K?

[TheZ3R0F0X]

translation:Hello,in what i can help you,can you puke,do you really want me to puke?,eh yes,*pukes*,Uh ok,

[airgeek98]

i like how it looks like she said vomit before she chucked

[rickbwa777]

I came at the same moment she did

[TheMistaGamer]

I was not expecting that...

[lionpride422]

well im not hungry anymore.....

[ZhaneTheGreat]

Letters on that board behind her spell out "LMAO G SPOT"

[TommyMcguire22]

anyone noticed how it says vomite in the subtitles, right before she houks?

[SimaRui]

@TommyMcguire22 "good evening, how can i help you, can you vomit? seriously you want me to vomit? eh yes" *VOMIT*

[SimaRui]

@TommyMcguire22 "good evening, hello, how can i help you, can you vomit? seriously you want me to vomit? eh, yes" *VOMIT*

[afroskullsoftware]

HOW !

[pandadownunder]

correct...the answer is puke

[998Hanna]

YAY! Swedish, BTW press 5 on the keyboard repeatedly!

[TheXANGELOFDEATHX]

I don't know why i watched it twice

[jokerkillsbatman1]

*barf* whooo ok

[iamsodirtyy]

I can read "LMAO G-SPOT" from the board :/

[LasersTechnology]

@iamsodirtyy damn, you beat me to it hahaa

[creatureBEEMO]

Best way to break akward silence is with sniffling

[MsMangaMaster]

Lol, I like that he says "Tölp" in swedish and then she pukes! It's an insult, it's a really fun reaction! By the way, I know what they really say! XD

[Zacar5100]

This is what their saying

Man:"Hello?"

Woman:"Can I Help you?"

Man:"Could you vomit?"

Woman:" You sereously want me to vomit?"

Man:"Eh, Yes"

Woman:"IMA FIRIN MAI VOMIT, PSSPSPPT"

[zestb114]

@Zacar5100 whack

[darrenmarkb]

damm aliens