Yoko Ono Screaming Song Live at Art Show! (Original)

[CynicalAndCritical]

Um...where is the, I don't know, ATTEMPT at being talents. You just don't spout out gibberish and expect people to take it as quality music! Yet again, look at any mainstream artist right now.

[celestegrl]

painful :/

[DEFxRECON]

JESUS CHRIST TAKE THE THUMBTACK OUT HER TOE CAN'T YOU HERE SHE ACCIDENTLY STEPPED ON ONE

[danncharlesprice]

the lyrics XD

[cifuentesricardo90]

Hate to say this but this is technically music called avant garde it can be from a faucet running to glass break to slamming a door it all counts

[giantsfan5982]

John, what were you thinking man?

[amarisisamazing]

im scared.

[wilsonx54]

So be warned...this could happen to you too when putting a hot chip in your mouth.

[sbrooks1988]

im gonna go now and clean my ears out after that with a fucking deagle

[realtyrto2008]

Edvard Munch meets Yoko Ono. A painting heard.

[CiudadanoZombi]

Nobody called an ambulance?

[MrGowner]

i wish she would just die!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!

[DogDays124]

And now I will sing my happy song *replays vid*

[vikingfortiesfaeroes]

"(indistinguishable)" - brilliant!

[bisandbeau]

Only Ono <3

[eatpanda118]

Me and my Participation in Govt teacher debate about how this is/is not music, nor art. HAHA

[jamieisfromthemoon]

YOU BROKE UP THE BEATLES. FUCK YOU.

[cooldork68]

is this an original composition or a cover?

[Joeluvrxoxo]

holy crap either shes seriously damaged and people feel bad for her or she sucks at faking an orgasm and people feel sorry for her

[conwayandwhitmanman]

You dumb fucks who think this is "genius music" should take your heads out of your collective asses and go listen to a few records before you look like utter dicks

[Hoohihaa]

0:51 sounds like she's being flushed down a toilet

[chriskartub]

@Hoohihaa wishful thinking :)

[chabelita777mex]

Bitch!

[Cozycriter]

I just have to ask...WHY? Johnny, please come back down from Heaven and REMIND this bitch how it's REALLY done.

[cooldork68]

Are they applauding her because they really like it or because she stopped?

[Beatlepaw]

Somebody get Chapman and a time machine!

[chadturnerteen1]

this is the sibling of the $500 apple from ono's 1967 weird art gallery.

[alanyoung2]

This is not art, i'm pretty sure handicapped people do this all the time....

[cooldork68]

The next time I am at an art exhibit I am going to do what she did and see if I get any applause. I should get some because that takes some real talent to do what she did.

[adampower1973]

@cooldork68 Classic brother! :)

[cooldork68]

@adampower1973 thanks!

[jelleysian]

@nintendy = yoko ono. this is what she does for the months required to rest her voice after her 'performances' she pretends to be other people on the internet, who like and support her! don't be fooled, the bullshit is strong in this one.

[jelleysian]

@cutieasiangal29 = yoko ono. she's not fooling  us, we know who she really is b/c her crazy is showing.

[jelleysian]

@Middlesexful

ysgol3 = yoko ono in disguise. you can tell b/c her crazy is showing.

[jelleysian]

@johnlennon1970 i am a kookaburra & i find your comment gravely insulting. i must choke myself on a fish now, at the risk of sounding like that...thing. ewww.

[jelleysian]

@AKnightNamedJoeDrane melancholy and whale meat: a deadly combination by themselves, but add a touch of dementia and you've got: starfucker.

[jelleysian]

@misscarly12 whatever yoko, we know it's you! oh, i mean, sure you're right "misscarly" wink wink, 'she' was all his life & we shouldn't make fun of her b/c it hurts him, right! lmfao!

[lefarce]

@jelleysian Have you seriously spent the last hour sifting through old comments on this video and replying to every one you could? What the hell is wrong with you?

[misscarly12]

@jelleysian first you said @LwillStrip4Cake was Yoko and now me. Lmao. Maybe you're Yoko. Yoko is that you? lmao.

[jelleysian]

after watching this i had to wonder if Leo made a guitar that you play with your anus (seemed the most logical explanation for those noises) and 1 minute of internet reasearch unearthed the fact that yes, leo fender did produce just one "b-ass" (pronounced 'base') which yoko promptly shoved up her ass. that explains it. nuff said.

[CMROfficial]

does anyone have the lyrics?

[jelleysian]

@CMROfficial

translated from the original yokonese: my ex broke me out of crazytown/ and now i've got my own new sound/ i lost my daughter, she can't be found / you all want me dead, but i'm still around/ it's me that john loved the most / he's watching over me as a ghost / he's just behind me even now/ to slip it in me when i bow!

[CMROfficial]

@jelleysian HAAHAH! you are genius! +1

[CMROfficial]

does anyone have the lyrics?

[DaveDarko108]

Blonde at 2:19

The only reason to watch this video.

[chriskartub]

Yoko has no talent what so ever! So yoko shamelessly rounds up new buyers by screaming at the top of her lungs and acting like a nincompoop.Truth is ,they are not even John"s reproductions that she is selling. They have been COLORIZED without Johns consent. Obviously in an effort to increase sales .With her, it's drop the dignity and bring in the cash.

[XxabrohamxX]

Why couldnt Mark David Chapman shoot her?

[mOmO96hellokitty]

Aww, people don't be mean and and judgmental. I admire the fact that she is different and original. Even if this isn't very pleasant, don't be a hater (: Peace and love.

[bloodyxberry]

ART!

[TheAJC247]

And here we can hear Yoko Ono's orgasm.

[darkastonvillafan]

I bet the people there are thinking granny is off her pills

[darkastonvillafan]

I am starting to think John shot himself

[jamrush123]

ahhh kill it before it lays an egg!

[MrColbychase]

Someone please jam an apple in that suckling pig!

[BirdsnBlooms1]

It's fact, the Bealtes broke up the day John told Paul he wanted YO to join the band--5th Beatle.. Paul died, 'it wasn't a car accident,' George quit then moved to India, and Ringo beat his last drum, 'imagining it wa YO. AND the poor Ficus tree wilted away at her touch. This is a True Story. Toni

[TheFylleimperiet]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[andrecarneiro]

wtf is she doing =p

[mustache888]

oh god why

[IvanAndrianov]

piece of shit!

[Akabackalooka]

Do you think she did this when John was banging her?  :)

[Gibson1961SG]

@Akabackalooka Hahahahahahaha "Wo wo wo wait John. Did you hear the noises I just made?" John- "Yea? (Those annoying ass noises that allow me to last 4 hours)" "I think I'm gonna right a song with them and then I can perform on stage with you :D" John- "Oh.. yea.. that sounds great honey :).."

[DanelisAnesti]

Wow. So powerful. She turned the pain of constipation into art.

[mechyganesh]

So stupid !!! That is not art. Close your mouth please !!!! You are stupid eccentric !!!

[maddux0817]

One killer orgasm.

[Lachman0102]

What in the name of the almighty beloved lord is this fucking shit?

[chriskartub]

watch crazy yoko ruin a once in a lifetime jam with john lennon and chuck berry as she does her horrid out of tune youdling! type into YouTube Chuck Berry & (John Lennon and Yoko Ono) - Memphis Tennessee

[bigrodthe1]

Well,,,I came!



[acdcman96fin]

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

[mensk88]

Oh and 1:17 sounds like Zeppelin. What a ripoff! That's a no-no, Yoko!

[mensk88]

So talented! Really can't decide what part is my favorite! Probably 1:03. What a cute accent, right?

[santley912]

why are certain people still in this world for ? 

[korkijv]

John Lennon > Justin Bieber > Yoko Ono

[henrynevins]

The Beatles were doing fine until this dumbass showed up. If it wasn't for John Lennon's money, today she'd be just another kook in a insane asylum with a brain fried from drugs. Sounds like a dying cat with head injuries.

[alexiswellgood1]

spaz

[iammufo]

shes cuming u slutt u shut up

[TheManiacThatIsEd]

@iammufo you trying to copy my comment but it aint working

[TheManiacThatIsEd]

thats the noise my wife made

[TheManiacThatIsEd]

what is this

[chriskartub]

You can marry into money and fame. But you can Not marry into talent . OMG if you or i tried this we would be arrested and taken to a nut house . She married a Beatle so now She's got a ticket to ride.

[MrThaylar]

I'm pretty sure I've heard this song before, when my nephew was also learning he had the physiological adaptations to vocalize. Smearing shit on canvas doesn't make it art, it just extends the distance of the rope barrier between the viewer and whatever the shit is on that canvas.

[RaeRae914]

Do u think she's screaming or is there a reason behind it,knowing yokos style id say there's a very good idea behind this ,,love u yoko ur awesome :) xxxx

[FrancoisErizoFranco]

very phylosofical lyrics!!

[trigsams]

Wow I need to tell my girlfriend that I found the song we should play at our wedding !!!  Wish we could have yoko sing it for us ! SUCH TALENT !! She should win a grammy !

[thecocolixo]

¿orgasmo?

[SuperAqueos]

I find this hilarious.

[SargenttPepperr]

This fucking cunt deserves to fucking die.

[Zusammenf]

100% of the shaman.

John Lennon went mad with her. and I am sure, if it were not for that damned monkey. John would still be alive.

p.s.

Forgive my bad English.

[paintballgod33]

I bet this song is a bitch on karaoke night.....

[nbritoc88]

Vaya tia estupida. que alguien la calle y la tire al rio!

[1boredenglishteen]

I call this piece menstrual orgasm

[jackass739]

Criinnnge.

[MrsNelsonWilbury]

yeah... my parents think i'm watching porn...

[chriskartub]

I can now die happy

[XXXHELLZxDEMONXXX]

is this the sex noises she made?

[TheBlackStarsNation]

John Lennon - smh

[kztar621]

The line between Art and Shit is becoming pretty small and diffuse.

[VA7x7]

40 years ago i was deaf beacuse of her i payed 50,000 dollars for surgery to hear again but now i am deaf and blind thanks ono

[eforbes93]

I find this difficult to fap to.

[peacemaker2173]

What is that woman's fucking problem?!?

[1boredenglishteen]

The only reason she's there is because she fucked John Lennon.

[cajafresca]

I'm no one to judge the "art act" but....

[keeeeeeeeeeeef91]

jesus fucking christ shes still at it after 40 years

[vortex076]

fuck off ONO!

[israfel33]

farting concert should be more interesting...

[ZeetherKID77]

This is going to be my next TF2 micspam.

[914light]

what the hell was that ??

[fabfourforever98]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

[ElBarto1996vengador]

john, we have to talk about it...

[asininegenius]

Wow! What amazing talent!

Oh, wait, wrong video.

[blindmansarrow]

you people are entry level music appreciators. go back to Vevo

[QuietGuitaristfan]

@blindmansarrow You must be deaf

[josejurafoo]

at 00:56 she sounds like shes gonna fall down, 1:02 sounds like the jaws movie theme lmao,

[huntr7777]

No talent. Seriously.

[garoad2]

Why the FUCK couldn't that bastard have shot HER instead? FUCK!!!!!

[dreaming1238]

lol old lady orgasm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SheriffOfaloaf]

She released an album of this sort of thing. I've got it at home.

[33niggerkiller]

it hard to believe that this woman is john lenon wife

[omarnio]

bollicao 0:37

[mrscorporal]

huh? what was that????????

[xxxblasted77]

love her!

[jotha84m]

the granny with the special voice XD

[schpoogie]

she's still got it

[mandy777line6]

her screaming doesn't bother me the people applauding scares the hell out of me are they F@#$%ing deaf

[kaskashi888]

Sounds like she's havin s*x with the devil!!

[annagraullera96]

i love the lyrics on the descripcion XD

[COULDNTthinkNAMEOFa]

Too many lsd trips perhaps??!

[ellyliangg]

lol is this the new form of screamo music

[RandomLevitation]

Can't you believe that John Lennon left this lady split up the beatles.

[Nigeman]

@RandomLevitation you're discounting a lot of ego and heroin

[RandomLevitation]

@Nigeman Oh please they were having fun when they were young, they were having a blast.

[spudrow2004]

what kind of a world do we live in where john lennon was shot and this bitch is still alive, dude seriously murdered the wrong person

[jelleysian]

@spudrow2004 dude who shot him was confused...he walked up to john & said "i'm your biggest fan, i love you" and yoko said "bullshit I"M JOHN LENNON" then shooter said to John "you lied to me" and turned to yoko & pulled out the gun and she said "no HE"S john lennon" and the rest is history!

[FatimaSilva2011]

orgasm noises



[Dpenslinger]

mother of buradako. XD

[BagasFisch]

What the FUCKKKK

[mariella13579]

SHE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY JOHN LENNONS GHOST

[OfficialDimitriChin]

What .....the hell am I watching? I mean, just .....what is this?

[shantanukhandkar]

What were you thinking, John?

[ragingklingon]

@shantanukhandkar  He must have been high.

[VaiRendy]

my friend's 2 year old son picked up to the hospital after hearing this

[natkutje182]

That's what it sounds like when John Lennon fucks you up the ass.

[MrDaskva]

and this, gentlemen, is modern "art"

Fuck this. Art should be BEAUTIFUL. Art should need TALENT. Art is NOT about shocking people.

Art is to convey emotions, needs. Art is a tool.

Art is not something to be abused, pissed on and defiled.

This is NOT art. THIS is art watch?v=df-eLzao63I

[OrangeAni]

@MrDaskva I absolutely agree with it. I always say the same to my brother who studies art and is fndr of "conceptual modern art". Somebody screaming in the hall is not an art. Art is all about creating something of value, something beautiful and emotional.

[Leverquin]

nice performance :) but MArina Abramovich is much better

[tremeloblues]

Ohhhh I love her, She's so crazy.

[punk8lives6on]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god.

[miami05333]

0:17

.  ☢DANGER☢

))))Noise Hazard((((

[xXxFallingInReversex]

HOLY SHIT WHO GAVE HER AN ORGASM!!!

[TheFylleimperiet]

WHAT THE STINKING FUCK?!

[johncrawf0rd]

Voice peace? This is anything but peaceful!

[TranslationsRussian]

Why people crapping?

[stratikeo]

Me: Dammit, I'm in that weird part of YouTube again

People watching Yoko: Dammit, I'm in that weird part of the art show again.

[newyorktown]

SHUT UP YOU DRUNK MONKEY

[wqsvv]

she is a joke

[0123z]

what the fuck happened ?

O_o

[stonesfan1989]

Yoko has this unique singing style, when she was little, she was molested by her dad. He made her put a fake mustache on and blow him. This went on for several years and eventually she had a seaman buildup that calcified on her vocal cords. So don't judge Yoko tell you walk a mile in her shoes or choke on a dick for a few years.

[themillenia]

That Banshee call she's making can summon all the extraterrestrials and mythical creatures out of hiding. She already did it to Japan with Godzilla.

[Vagajay]

It's not art, it's some gook never was moaning like the whore she is.

[KirkSandall]

@Vagajay "Gook"? Seriously? What an enlightened person you are. [/sarcasm]

[cidudefive]

why are those people clapping her.not only did it sound like she was having a long and bad shit,but she fucking broke up the beatles.

[OzzyZapa]

a little of water please

[valegarcia0319]

Se supone q esto es musica? ?

[TheDebresence]

that's not art.

[stonesfan1989]

Someone needs to shove a pile of shit in her mouth. and drip boiling urine in her eyes.

[elvismjbeatles143]

Not to be mean but what was she singing.



[Colddeed]

I'll admit. I'm tempted to poke fun at her. But then I think about what John's reaction would be, if he read all these comments. So I'll refrain from saying anything out of respect to him.

[themillenia]

@Colddeed Mature decision. But I had a dream once where I was talking to John and I said something about Yoko being annoying or I didn't like her, something along those lines. I started off with, "I'm sorry, but Yoko is so annoying" and he said, "That's okay". He said it as if he agreed. LOL.

[twostikks1]

Maybe she's just being electrocuted by the mic ... she was just fine after she managed to pry her hands off of it ...

[EditEd4TV]

This is the shred version, right?