ACTOR JUSTIN LONG PUNCHES WOMAN

[Mickr4]

In every movie there's a girl who's more badass than any men in the movie.. Never seen them in real life tho..

[mascthemoney]

What's up with this narrator/announcer? Triple wrapping condoms give more feeling...

[HateFenians]

Justin liked it.

[coolfann1]

Blonde Nikkita!!!

[squamish4244]

She can kick my ass any day.

[museblock]

"Like Monty Burns punching Smithers". I love that he used that imagery.

[shelovesthestars1]

shes soo pretty

[johnnyk427]

Nice announcer, she must be the result of the government trying to find jobs for Down Syndrome sufferers.

[petrino]

@johnnyk427 naaah shes a cylon!

[KilleRSh0T82]

the woman announcers so damn annoying like her voice is just so fucking annoying

[knightflyte]

Bueller.... Bueller..... Bueller.

[Lazorune]

I didn't even notice the narrator.

[flash3999]

maggie is fuckin sexy

[1Beatleslover4life]

Wow can the narrator be more boring!!!!!!?????

[foxfire1112]

good lord I cant watch this the narrator is unbearable

[TheRushingWind]

"I would never hit a woman" is one of the most stupid, dangerous things you can say. And I am saying this as a guy who has intervened before (and generally still would) when I've seen a man hitting a woman. What if the woman is killing your sister? The reason you're not supposed to hit a woman is because they are GENERALLY weaker. "I would never hit a woman who was weaker than me" is more sensible.

[SimsMoyal]

is that voice of the presenter even real ???? it sounds like the speaker of some computer program

[PSTRIPPLEE]

This guy is the biggest douche bag i heard is that true? Eric cart man said that don't come raging on me

[ranoosha1210]

ugh hes so hot.

[dreakheart]

ah jeez woman look at cocks or cocksizes and guys look at boobs , big deal !!

[xpertfan]

Justin Long?!! actor? ha ha.....please go back to those annoying computer commercials so I can change the channel

[jeezuschryst]

@xpertfan pfff comedy actor still counts. he's been in some quality stuff!

[WilliamAztech]

the announcer sounds like a drunken transexual or something. jesus christ.

[gillettecrackers]

Is the announcer a computer? The upgraded version of the Microsoft Speak program.

[Renvexer]

@gillettecrackers Downgraded version. Budget cuts.

[LLOYD19851012]

Love Die Hard 4.

[ace62ful]

I think Justin fucked her

[richardxob]

@ace62ful lol i think the same

[CollectionOfDeath]

sean connery would have any problem with that.

[Iamtheheadhunter1]

Dr. Lexus :D

[planetmuvee427]

I think mrs narrator had to much pot. tutt tutt

[TheJayone23]

yea like this girl could really do this..hollywood please stop this femisnist shit please

[Kominex]

he got quite big cock and balls 1:33

[Skelros]

@Kominex

?

[Demon19233]

man that is IS hot!

[4shacks1house]

Misleading title you fucking fuck!!

[loopstheloop]

What a melifluous voice.

[DomDove]

1:25 Oh dear Mr Long, implying homosexuality makes you weak, are we?

[LoveMokes]

@DomDove yes.... you gays are weak. And stupid.... and gross. You got shit on your penis half the time from bonking other dudes up the ass.

[DomDove]

@LoveMokes I'm not gay...not that that makes those comments any more acceptable.

[LoveMokes]

@DomDove I'm sorry.  I meant to offend. Not just make my comments unacceptable. Ciao

[jmlinn11]

video is shit go kill urself

[sam3d]

Thats the Mac!

[nevermoonawolf]

as if he skinny ass is a threat to anybody except maybe her nails might be alittle threatening

[tekubus]

punching women is fun and easy.

[SPQRImperator]

Proof Macs are for faggots.

[Banzay27]

Fuck you and your video title.

[tahbonius]

I want Maggie Q to be cast as Psylocke in an X-Men movie...

[jaraandrew100]

i was really hoping for a punch. oh well

[kiralimePie07]

1:43 Justin has the cutest laugh EVER!! i love him

[antfreashx]

He tectonically didn't punch her,he through a punch,lol.

[pikachuhat]

Jesus, hate your job much?

[AshleyLaurenM]

Of course I would never hit a women unless it was my mother lol

[snkoh8]

Justin Long wow

[brianlover926]

@FlamingParanoia hahahaha classic

[falacouk]

justin, u r a chicken!! behave like a man!!

[DookieLiquid]

whyyyy is she taaaalkiiing iiin sloooowwwwmotionnnnn?

[urbangaisare]

gay

[shawbran2717]

fuck the commercials

[ms16monitor]

you also left sound out at the end of the glass breaking , fail news?

[johnroiberts]

ich will fick

[TwoSidedDream]

So...Justin--would you punch Ellen DeGeneres for me? Please? :D

[mwb52888]

Crap

[buckyew2]

i really wanted to see him punch a bitch out

[Beacon342]

Bruce willis sounds like Homer Simpson at the end falling into the gorge.

[ISkylerI]

i liked the ending where he fell

[zainadlr]

The narrator sounds like she's had a lobotomy!

[ByardJones]

I like how at the end they show the scene without sound effects or music

[arsmcvy]

i like maggie Q in Gen Y-Cops.

[HyphyMastah]

He should have just died after Galaxy Quest

[jakbeast86]

lol Ted Levine narrating

[Scroopulous]

well, not saying she isn't a tough girl but.... its alot easier blocking a punch when you expect it...

[azwel]

cool, its a mac

[SonsoftheProphets]

He would have had no problem punching Rosie O'Donnell then?

[lucernrox]

the movie was a huge fail anyway

[VelaToNorma7]

i can't listen to this interviewer speak its like listening to my high school freshman biology teacher who got fired my sophomore year give us a lecture on boring shit

[darksnow07]

this fucking bitch ruined so many movie interviews with her voice. I'm going to shoot myself.

[ztmoe]

you are gay. justin long is the shit. strait up.

[blueecto]

Is Daria doing the commentary to this video?

[blueecto]

Yawn

[stubbsz24]

you fucking twats, why the fuck do you put adverts at the start of your videos. annoying bastards. FUCK OFF, SHIT VIDEO

[rmawrites]

Misleading! I wanted to see the jerk punch the bitch, have her react and kick him off his stool! But you show me movie clips?! F. off!

[xKillTheMachines]

I'd knock her out......

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

who the fucked hired the narrator. She sounds fucked up.

[bazz404]

If you notice at 1:49 Maggie takes the magazine out of the gun yet is still able to try and shoot Justin

[runnerdude1990]

@bazz404 That's because when you remove the magazine in a gun there is still one bullet in the chamber.

[bazz404]

@runnerdude1990 oh ok

[Agonysis]

@bazz404

Not trying to be a downer, but that's because there was still a round in the chamber. If you notice, after firing once, she discards it.

[soonerfaninokc]

that is what using a MAC will do to ya..it pussifies all men who dare to buy it.

[ryguy9034]

butt fucking penile implants. she is a hott piece of ass. titty licking jizz pants

[nytube10036]

the presenter sounds like she is sleeping or bored, what a sucker!

[GoblinSlasher]

That male actor isnt really famous in Australia but, isnt he the Mac guy???

[alemefrel]

yes he is :)

[dornerd]

The presenter got the most annoying voice/accent/tone-level.

[boogiebuddy01]

shes sexy

[MrRayBnz]

I understand, she's too.. beautiful to be punched. Probably they can use a stunt MAN to be punched for that little part.

[SuperMasterTroll]

ShE LOOKS AT HIS COCK REPETDLY AFTER 1:17 LMAO

[TotalDousche]

@SuperMasterTroll she wants it in her again

[KirbyPwnz13]

@SuperMasterTroll omg yea she does! LOL

[Dgile]

omg that bitch is so hot

[GuysSeriously]

TribeofShabazz is a dumbass, the prohpet elijah Muhammed? you mean that black guy that looks more like a white guy? thats not even islam it was created in america

[ChrisJohnBrown]

most boringggg voice everrrrrrrr.....

[drgonzo34]

I'd kick that bitch's ass.

[lanerant]

would rather lick!

[MasterofOrigami]

my ads were:

SmashDown

boxsport manager

FIGHT NAOW!

it kinda matches with the clip...

[ComPrt3]

Thats what you get when your a Mac!

jk

[bigpanda67]

sounds like homer simpson was the voice over for the grunts.xD

[AOnTheWeb]

Wow, what a sissy.

It's fucking acting. Get over it!

[watsupstartaketwo]

lmao! @ weak little feminine.. cry. hahaha

[Madwomann]

Why so much grunting in this video? it's funny.

[itsbrittneybitch]

The narrator sounds like jim carey in the bold the beautiful and the bitchin lol look it up!!!

[lemonaid78]

sabala85....shut the hell up.

[jpirenne]

WTF are you guys talking about religion in the comments of this video? -_-

[Caike42u]

LOL ROFL!!!!!

[NoLifeGamer17]

Good lord, I am sorry Artisan News but your narrator's voice is REALLY boring.

[finkster]

So true. Almost as bad as a British news narrator.

[ieatwholebabies]

@NoLifeGamer17 

[ilovegreysforever]

@NoLifeGamer17 HAHAHAHHAH!

[NoLifeGamer17]

@ilovegreysforever I mean I don't know if I could do any better but, still. The narrator needs to sound INTERESTED! IT's DIE HARD! COME ON!

[fordieform]

WOW

hot

kinda looks like christine taylor

-hero

[pmscooby]

Is the narrator of this video stoned? She sounds like she is about to pass out.

[TheRippingCorpse]

@pmscooby Well I'm stoned and it sounded slow to me... she must be well and truly mashed!

[matheuswoww]

@pmscooby she's the oposite of stonned, she sounds like someone that couldn't be more sober and boring, if she was high she would have a voice really thick and looooooong words , not like some boring woman that don't have sex for years.

[twotalkingmimes]

@pmscooby

Or like she has a dick

[ilovegreysforever]

@pmscooby HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SUPER FUNNY!

[drumdude46]

TribeofShabzz" (lol!) & Sabala85" below, are both exhibiting the EXACT reason that appx. 1 billion people have died on this planet.

WAR over their "Spun" notions of "my religion is best" Period. Folks, we gotta get over this bullshit. these flawed Ideals and Postulations about our goddamn "Gods" . are you fucking kidding me? and these two below go at it, just like all other opposing Muslim's vs. Catholicism moron's. see, if it were up to them, we'd have another War on our hands

[iiwatcher]

@drumdude46 Fucking right on!

[OneEyedJack1970]

Isn't he the kid from Galaxy Quest?

[DeathAngelruler9]

yeah

[ilovehell666]

He was fuckin' awesome in accepted, funniest fucking movie ever!

[grmntrnsltr]

PS like, if you like, say like one more like, time, I'm going to be forced to like, get sick of listening, like, to Americans, like, talking... like, like, like, like, arg, work on that like, vocabulary, like like like like like

[grmntrnsltr]

I can't believe I listended to this and didn't punch myself in the face. Justin Long - ouch! my face!

[Tito478]

justins cute

[sexandgromit]

5 stars for the Die Hard.  But I'm giving this vid no stars for the totally misleading title.

[dhojebonufang]

which movie is this about??????smeone reply plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[thebrocool]

live free or die hard :) very good movie

[dhojebonufang]

THANKS!!XD

[peterpansloth]

Live Free Or Die Hard

It Says It On The Video

:S

[Muuuley]

yes, the narrator is autistic.

how do you feel know?? huh??

[jiga06]

and y did this video get 4 stars frum 292 ppl?

[snoochy2]

Matt Farrell is wimpy. He only had hacker/computer & tech smart friends. He's in his apartment a lot, it gets blown & shot up,then he's forced to ride with John to Washington DC. + he doesn't get to eat or drink for 2 days or many hours. He has great reasons to be wimpy.

[Eggyman101]

Is the narrator autistic?

[VikingSkills7]

glad I missed this movie

looks like a waste of 12 bucks for fake wimpy ass bullshit

[sabala85]

12 DOLLARS!!!Where the fuck do you have to pay 12 dollars for a movie?!?!

[lovemusicandnature]

that's right  12 dollars 4 a movie is too much

[sabala85]

FOR REAL!THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT!!

[TribeofShabazz]

NY & NJ. Where do you live??

[sabala85]

WI.$7.00

[TribeofShabazz]

In Central & certain parts of Southern NJ, the price of movies are cheapter. I live in Newark, NJ, which is 15-25 minutes when I take the train from work in Manhattan to my home in NJ. That's why it is more costly. P.E.A.C.E.

"Islam is Mathematics & Mathematics is Islam, a right & exact science that can be proven in no limit of time."

-The Hon. Elijah Muhammad, the Final & Greatest Messenger of Allah

Mathematically Yours,

Angelo Allah

ORIGINAL MAN - FATHER OF CIVILIZATION

[sabala85]

What's with the religious stuff?We were talking about movies.

[TribeofShabazz]

You tell me. I'm not religious, in a religion, or am a Muslim. My culture is the Five Percenters/Nation of Gods & Earths.

[sabala85]

You still follow some kind of teaching,it's a religion.

[TribeofShabazz]

No, its not. I'm in a nation, which is an ethnicity, or a culture. I'm also Puerto Rican. Does mean that I'm in a religion. Better yet, since u know more than me about the 5 Percenters/Nation of Gods & Earths, a culture that I have been in for nearly Widsom Cipher degrees (20 years), why don't you enlighten me about how we're a religion, and teach me Oh ye Noble 1! Otherwise, be quiet, bc you really sound like an @ss trying to correct me!! P.E.A.C.E.=Proper Education Always Corrects Errors

[sabala85]

"Islam is Mathematics & Mathematics is Islam, a right & exact science that can be proven in no limit of time."

-The Hon. Elijah Muhammad, the Final & Greatest Messenger of Allah This is all you need for it to be considered a religion,because you're following some kind of belief.This has nothing to do with ethnicity so I don't even know why you brought that up,oh wait,trying to be an ass and correct me right?.P.E.A.C.E.=Proper Education Always Corrects Errors

[TribeofShabazz]

Please provide me the documentation, which classifies the Nation of Gods & Earths as a religion, or a faith. We are not classified as either. We are a culture!!

U r ridiculous 2 tell me that I'm in a rel. We aren't & cannot be Muslims, bc we don't practice the 5 pillars of Islam, & in our charter, and registration, we are classified as simply a CULTURE, or a NATION!!

[sabala85]

Look,all it takes for something to become a religion is to get enough people to believe,follow,or worship some person,object ,myth,or teachings,which is what you're doing,documentation is not needed. Your "nation" can call it whatever they want,it's still more like religion.Oh yeah,when did I call you a Muslim?...that's right I didn't.If you want I can explain how a religion is classified so you can comprehend why keep saying it's a religion.I'll need to do it in a few comments so it will fit.

[MGSROCKS1]

@TribeofShabazz WTF did you just say? Elijah Mohammed is just a man not a messanger of allah. Get off my planet...

[TribeofShabazz]

@MGSROCKS1 That's ok, bc Allah who came in the Divine Person of Master Fard Muhammad is in charge of more then just 1 planet or galaxy. He's the Lord of the universe!!

[doyou133]

the narrotor sounds like a fuckin robot lmfao

[meganclark1111]

lol

yh the narrators voice is annoying and she DOES sound like a robot lol :P

[theBLOBofDOOM]

i want justin.

[twittergirl23]

I so wanna do Justin.

[botchalism]

I so wanna do you...

[twittergirl23]

right

[botchalism]

While twittering about it...

[javieralza]

lol'Z me to...

[botchalism]

A twitter gang bang, sounds groundbreaking!

[DhaDoodles]

OMG

right when she started talkinq my stomach hurted... O_o

[Boomersays]

How did the woman narrarating this clip even get a job speaking? The way she speaks makes me want to use ice picks as ear plugs.

[magikamerika]

AAAAAHHH! I can't watch this video...the woman's voice is sooooooo irritating!!! I need to learn not to click on videos with this chick's voice!!!!

[Fistwagon]

Yeah its like she can't read more than one word at a time, speaking the words out of context. I think its a robot!

[magikamerika]

I think she's a robot too LOL. I tried to watch a Broken Lizard interview and had to turn it off because her voice is so irritating.

[vduke]

world record is 139 orgasms in a single hour. how about you do your research, buddy.

You have made certain claims about my lack of sexual skill, etc.

I am merely addressing them. You are resorting to rhetoric and false claims instead of focusing on fact and detail.

You cite a faulty source and say 6 foot 3 231 is obese when it doesnt take fat% measurements into acct.

you also said my orgasm # was too high, when the research shows 139 is the world record. 118 orgasm difference!

[JessOnTheRun]

you are an idiot... presumptuous and naive.

typical angry bitter short, chubby kid with a small penis.

must suck living a life of mediocrity and in a trailer.

no one's buying your bullshit... so stop wasting my time...

100% FACT: even the women i reject would laugh at you

[vduke]

lol

another chain of logical fallacies and ad hominem attacks.

by all rules of debate/discussion/argument, you have lost