TV Tropes: Randomguy's Plight

[Megamaniac610]

Holy shit. I just pity that guy. He will continue to wreck relationships like that until he has some sort of a wake-up call. Damn shame.

[RoyCutling]

@Megamaniac610 Would guys like him learn from an example?

[RoyCutling]

@Megamaniac610 With that I mean we could show this video to him and people like him. That could work.

[whooshgal]

what gets me is that the girl is still in high school and this dude is probably old enough to walk into a bar and find someone intoxicated enough to fuck him without a second thought.

[RoyCutling]

@whooshgal Even over the net their influence can be quite unsettling. One would have to be emotionally and mentally unstable themselves to like having a creep be obsessed with them, over the net or not. I recommend you(and anyone else reading this)show this to your friends as a warning of weirdoes dwelling in the Net like giant squids in an ocean.

[RoyCutling]

And I thought Let's make a villain! -thread was creepy(although still amusing in a way that makes me feel weird). Would you make a video of that thread, please?

[Lastpatriot]

Dammit, junior, did you ever tell her that you were romantically interested in her? Honestly, it astounds me how these clods assume that if they stand around a girl, heavily breathing and ferociously fighting to suppress their erections, the girl will somehow just figure out that they want sex.

[ICuntBelieveIt]

Randomguy is in his thirties, isn't he.

[RoyCutling]

@ICuntBelieveIt Thanks for extra high octane nightmare fuel. ;D

[hiverhythm]

The combination of music and melancholy speech pattern is making me sad.

[lordsonnyxixi]

:stonk:

[ResidentVarmint]

@KaraMayonakaSora I'd like to see The Yellow Wallpaper remade where in place of the everyman type that drives the woman up the wall, it's a creepy love-shy nice guy with a bad case of onesidis. Make a great play, imo.

[KaraMayonakaSora]

...I'm really glad I always avoided Troper Tales.

I mean, TV Tropes is a cool website and I've found some cool stuff from it (House of Leaves, The Yellow Wallpaper, so on and so forth) but I guess not even a cool website is immune from the fucktards of the internet.

[Fanusunay]

FUCK THIS IS SO CREEPY

[Cyrai]

God damn, this music combined with the text do not a good mental picture create

[momoandmiz]

NEVER, EVER, write a girl a song. EVER.

[TheRandomm4]

He sounds like a normal guy, I can really empathize with him and everything. Until it got to the part where he wrote 7 songs about her. That was both hilarious and creepy. I guess that girl watched a lot of Boondocks with that random "loving yourself" ending.

[PzkfWII]

This is fucking glorious and you need to continue making these. I can just imagine the combined tvtroper tears and buttanger. Keep it up.

[gatotsu2501]

Oh shit, I was almost this bad when I was 15. Though at least I didn't put it all on a public message board.

Don't worry kid, you can grow out of it... kinda.

[Psyga315]

Hello, potential Yandere.

[boitahaki]

I wish people learned how girls work on school, so this kind of time waste wouldn't happen

[Yurochka85]

@boitahaki you mean like a Chris-Chanesque "Dating Ed." course?

[boitahaki]

@Yurochka85 exactly

[Purplefundragon08]

This guy took Nice Guy Syndrome to the extreme.

[RandomQuestions]

So... He let his lust for her lead to obsession due to his loneliness and low self esteem, played the victim, then destroyed his friendship because he was a big baby who couldn't accept the idea of her wanting to be with anyone other than him, with her stance being even more understandable considering how these two would probably never meet.

I guess he's not as bad as the stereotypical "nice guy". He definitely shares some of their qualities, however.

That Kirby music fit this video perfectly.

[Shamo0]

Lmaoooo Yo this shit is hilarious

[Yurochka85]

"Nice guys" really aren't all that nice.

[doctorman1000]

@Yurochka85 Its pretty sad that they gave themselves that title, because genuine nice guys are actually pretty dateable.

[EdmacZ]

Step away from the computer and your animes, dude.

[ThelronFjord]

What's up with all of the Majora's Mask videos on the "suggested videos" side?

[DrButler]

@ThelronFjord Because both of them are creepy?

[ThelronFjord]

@DrButler Yeah, but Majora's Mask is enjoyable, and this is just pathetic.

[moneymandate]

This went from sad to creepy to 'This is what Ed Gein would post on the internet'

[pr00de]

perfect voice for this

[XelchanTheBrave]

I wil cry 5ever at dis.

[NaziJesus]

i want MOAR

[drawingsofhearts]

what is this music i love you

[CrazyGoggs]

@drawingsofhearts Kirby's Epic Yarn - Dream Land. which is a remix of ripple star from kirby 64 the bestest kirby

[ZanaBonanza]

I like how the music starts off sweet, then becomes increasingly creepy and distorted as the guy breaks down.

[TheRantingRocker]

relax kid. its just an online girlfriend.

[HeavyxMedic53]

Is it sad that something like this happened to me, except I didn't let it get to me like he let it?

[Vysetron]

@HeavyxMedic53 Nah, as long as you didn't rant about it on a terrible website.

[difficultbastard]

I never understood teenagers, even when I was one myself.

[OckSlayer]

I can't help but laugh at this guy's pain. Does that make me a bad person?

[BrickSteiner]

Welp. Wrap it up friend zonaliures.

[blahnameful]

Did this guy ever meet her in real life? Oh, right, she's still alive, so I guess that means he didn't.

[smithlaboratories]

whats the music

[ShootStyleZombie]

@smithlaboratories I think its from Super Mario Galaxy although someone might correct me

[inferno232]

It's interesting how this guy goes from a somewhat understandable thought process to "Oh my god, this guy is a serial killer, isn't he?"

[CalebTheTimeTraveler]

Teenagers.

Fucking teenagers.

[Ganondork24]

straight people are crazy

[scapunk]

Oh god the constant sadfaces were too much for me.

[RobsterProductions]

The voice is patronizing and creepy at the same time! Fuck!

[Highwind017]

The stuff that living nightmares are made of, Gentlemen.

[PhysalisGundam]

"then again, I hate myself" Well, there's something that this creepy, depressive stalker and I have in common. He hates himself, and I hate him, too.

[prahanormal]

Wait, no. This HAS to be a troll. Nobody can ironically say "Why did she decide to go out with this other guy, he only had similar interests, personality and likes then her :(:(:("

[Gigaspine7]

@prahanormal He took "opposites attract" to heart.

[DSFARGEG00]

PLEASE STOP

IT HURTS



[PhiGuy1717]

He got friendzone'd so hard he ruined both his friendship with the girl and with his other friends. Oh, the failure.

What was that trope name again? There Are No Therapists?

[Rahheemme]

The delicate and awkward dance of the troper in love. Ahhhh, amor...

[FishyOnStick]

"sad face" i loled

[vedicardi]

boyo in the ownzone

[doctorman1000]

MAybe this guy should at least made a move. She can't read his fucking mind.

[Garlannd]

Why do i get the feeling this guy is like 40?

[PrivateBiscuit01]

I think Shakespeare wrote one of his plays about this situation.

[EmperorFishFinger]

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT ECKS DEE

[YamiAura]

It really bothers me how people like this can't grasp basic social skills. Look, if you don't love yourself, no one's going to love you back. No one wants to be with a mopey jackass who's always depreciating himself.

[ColBarnaby]

haha, he drove all his friends away complaining about his non-e-girlfriend

[alexmeanberg]

Where would you find more stories like this? This is actually pretty entertaining. And thank you for the dramatic reading CrazyGoggs.

[CalifornianEmperor]

Beta as fuck.

[Protectorett]

Nice to see Goggs back, and nice to see the bottomless pit that is TV Tropes is still producing lulzworthy content.

[bloodyinkpen]

"She was disappointed in me"

Gee I wonder why.

[STABBATICAL]

The greatest tragic love story of our time.

[SpaceCheese69]

her body was found in a ditch with the words "I DID LOVE MYSELF" carved into her forehead. this internet is something else.

[grandpathong]

@SpaceCheese69 my nigga u have the fail AIDS.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

This one didn't start off all that bad. I was wondering how it was going to qualify for the CrazyGoggs treatment. Really should have seen the Nice Guy Collapse coming.

[TheRadicalOneNG]

Nice guy: The movie.

[yutzwagon2]

Well he's a well adjusted young man if I've ever seen one.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

This is why you're friend zoned.

[Tekena1200]

I was totally waiting for the part where he would decide that they should be together forever, go to her house, and then kill her and eat her.

[doctorman1000]

@Tekena1200 I would pay to see that

[Tekena1200]

@doctorman1000 you don't pay a cook to get food poisoning and vomit.

[MrAfroShark]

Best part had to be the music slowly going downhill, it made me laugh.

[rptheory]

NiceGuySyndrome.jpg

This seriously is scary though. It's like this guy takes dating advice from Chris-Chan.

[IArynI]

@rptheory Nah, Chris-chan would've molested her or drawn porn of her at some point.

[icetailgreg]

@IArynI Did Chris draw porn of Sarah Hammer? Nope, he just made a comic where her former-boyfriend was an antagonist! Let's hope this nut doesn't get the same idea.

[GreggMays64]

@IArynI Nick Bates would have made fanfics about him licking her ass clean after she took a shit in great detail.

[tehloop]

name of the song good sir

[Lulz839]

@tehloop dream land from kirby's epic yarn

[ALogIsAHuegFaggot]

Thebirthofasupervillain.jpg

[StrongIntelligent]

This guy is completely normal, with no outward problems whatsoever.

[DorfOnCrack]

My girlfriend in Canada thinks this is bullshit.

[DitzeeDoo]

And then he goes to a school for disabled kids and meets a artist girl with no arms - wait...

[Katingaan]

@DitzeeDoo Yes.

[guysafari]

Meth is a hell of a drug.

[ninmu]

What a beta

[Edd360]

lyk dis if u crie evrii tym ;''(

[TheMrManginelli]

Typical Nice Guy™ syndrome.

[AetherTeen]

What this guy needs is a sassy gay friend.

[Rahheemme]

@AetherTeen Buddy, we ALL need a sassy gay friend

[marguipico]

@AetherTeen

He is a STUPID BITCH! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

[HalberdKnight]

.....



[littleladysonic]

Watch as someone's sanity slowly slips away...

[TheAFH013]

Quite a bit of nice guy syndrome here.

[TheRealMisterDerp]

ITT: Copypastas

[SocksMahoney]

nice a guy doesn't get the core concepts of how relationships work and is only jealous all the time over nothing and goes crazy over it and instead of listening to someone sensible, he decides that he's rather be dumb and jealous all the time

[booboowilson10101]

ooooootay

[TacticoolOperator]

R.I.P. anime

[CleaveTheDragon]

Depressing

[hobotron2000]

I almost thought he was going to figure it out. But then I remembered that this is TV Tropes we're talking about.

[HardToFindGoodNames]

:(

[deafinmyrighteye]

Sadface

[TheMaxVader]

Shinji Ikari, is that you?!

[dxmagma]

@TheMaxVader Shinji's too meek to get angry.

[doctorman1000]

@TheMaxVader Shinji actually got the attention of 2 girls.

[AllegroRubato]

@doctorman1000 Three if you count Misato.

[Lulz839]

what a ladykiller

[JohnMooreification]

@Lulz839 Literally!

[BiffJohnston2]

Amazing music work as usual