Bf2 totally retarded

[VickeLang]

thay are throwing the cheese

[LetzPlayWicked]

2:09 -Dude what r u doing? *Just fucking my couch

[LetzPlayWicked]

2:03 Smell myy butt

[MegaTimkid]

he gave him a bj!

[illidanomg1]

LOL

[killergeek123]

oh look. 2 homos

[prypjat1394]

you are retarded if u think this is funny...

[Voorheesvideo]

twin DJ's =D IMAO!

[chump49]

its sadam

[onaling]

the Wanking part whas funniest

[crysis2fly]

what is the song at the biginng of the movie??

[bushidopride]

1:35 LOL A HANDJOB 0_0

[bigsteak52]

soo retard its becoming funny!! =) nice job !

[UpsForgotMyUsername]

retards xD

[bigsteak52]

funny!!!!

[Emollzor101]

lol its me!!!! Hahaha....not....

[EVEADDICT95]

lol at the command shack DO THE SPRIKLER!!

[cat1011212]

WTF

[lucasmconcordia]

LOL... 2 soldier with brain problems

[LevSix]

Hahahah, why the fuck does it do that?

[MagicM4n500]

THE GERMANS ARE COMING!!! take cover!!!

[DerHirni]

@MagicM4n500 So do you really think the germans are retarded? If you do so, you are the REAL retard.

[MagicM4n500]

@DerHirni umad? Calm down.

[iqulibrius]

LOL

[BaZePrO1234]

Its funny but i dont seem too Laugh :/

[de4th9od]

1:32 spinslap

[666NaRuTa666]

ahahahah XDDD

[rhysmcgoldrick]

What the heck how did you do that?

[Jormaukko]

Ok, look at the annotation at the beginning :)

[planes3333]

@Jormaukko

what do they come into the game as surrendering or something, I dont get it?

[Jormaukko]

@planes3333 What do you mean? The zombies? They are players with no kit so they aren't NPC

[planes3333]

@Jormaukko

No kit? do you mean no guns? is it a glitch or something? they are funny !!

[hirvi93]

Aika hyvä video!

[Kossukunkku]

LMAO

[NVC4T]

lol

[Loki2528]

hahaha talking about soldiers at off duty:P

[razrvin]

lol california dreaming by ben benassi? great song and great video :)

[kinkymalcolm]

i know how they do it they jus turn the mouse sensitivity the highest then u can spin around really fast

[purikov]

so fake , it requires u having 2 friends who isnt lazzy to this video, no i mean , dude ... just spinning there and stanting , even an retard would do that

[Jormaukko]

I dont see your point in this comment.

[firstjedi]

May you tell me the name of the second song the classical music?

[Fuzkerendude]

@purikov lol @ "an retard"

[OtreblaGuapsy]

rofl how do they do that? plz someone tell me !

[leJacky29]

1:45 staline mdr

[xFuzee]

1:35 ROCKS HAHAAHAAHA

[icesin05]

rofl that game is retarded

[emoboyjb]

*Sarcastic voice* And so are you.

[dragonfire1505]

a new type of sex

[miroslavsmith]

wt game this plz? can i get it for ps2?

[l3r3sglas]

Battlefield 2

[oogeer]

its battlefield2...its not for ps2..

[Didyomom]

What battlefield is this 2 or the future one

[BF2mods]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAhaha­hahahHAhahahahAHAHAHhaha EPIC EPIC!!!!!!! KOKLOLOL ROFLTLOL

The TItle Says Bf2 How woud this be the future one HAAHHAhahahAHAHAH! Screenshoot and google aahhaahhahah!!!!! And look at the vehicles HAHAhahahahHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[Didyomom]

LOL I KNOW AM A NOOB O WELL SUCK MY ASS

[BF2mods]

lol no im not gona suck ur ass, im gona fuck ur ass noob

[Didyomom]

THats even better Pro

[Kalas286]

loligaggers

[Superbowl96]

if it was possible to suck an ass no one would do it, =p

[datapad]

what's the song??

[friendlyal32]

how do you do that!

[bumboy27]

hahaha the ending is the best.

[Superbowl96]

wat is the first song played?

[lapierresucks]

benny bennassy california dreaming

[kingarthur20]

loL?

[Trippuri]

Miten ihmeessä noin voi tapahtua Bäfässä?

[Jormaukko]

Se o kato EA mukana ni on kaikki mahollista :D

[riggers1992]

Sorry, but i couldn't find the name of the first song played, its that funny techno song thing. not the california dreamin one. Could you please fill me in on what it's called?

[Jormaukko]

Hmm. Then I have no idea, on my computer the file is named as ''california dreaming'', maybe it was a some sort of a remix?

[kapitein60]

the song is

global deejays - california dreaming

[riggers1992]

Thanks alot!

[kapitein60]

or som other DJ i dont know

[maxito343]

what language do ppl from finland speak?

[Jormaukko]

Hmm... Finland?

[Unde13]

hahahah hehehehehe looool1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maxito343

[Jormaukko]

EVERYONE OF YOU TURDS ASKING THE MUSIC, HOW TO RECORD INGAME OR HOW DO YOU GET NO KIT: Google or just read the previous comments.

[javalu882005]

what is that music in the start?

[Nyrmasterplayer2]

how do u get no kit?

[Nyrmasterplayer2]

wat is the fucking first song played!

[Nyrmasterplayer2]

how do u get no kit?

[Jormaukko]

Few comments back there are the info.

[Superbowl96]

wat is the first song that played?

[thegr8pwner92]

hahah, funny! but fruity in some part lmao! good vid. ive noticed this alot in 1.8 but funny as hell!

[Mnikita7cool]

LOL! freestyle dancin!!! =)

[zaiux]

Very Gay lol!!

[1stTom]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pengsman]

ur nto kool because you say yyber

[Jormaukko]

does it matter?

[pengsman]

does putting yyber on there matter? lol jk man im just sayin

[pengsman]

nice vid though

[Jormaukko]

Oh, thx :P

[bf2gangsta]

how do you record first person for bf2 can u give me a link?

[slipknothim13]

way to kill a good song fuckface

[Jormaukko]

You got a problem?

[Nyrmasterplayer2]

is it possible to get revived with no kit now?

[Jormaukko]

Sometimes you can make a guy go like a mongo with a kit. Though I dont know the trick now

[benysmitty]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Nyrmasterplayer2]

wat song is this?

[Jormaukko]

There are 2 songs, read the comments...

[JTthegreat88]

rofl he was jacking off the other guy

[MasterMerc13]

The US Ranger 1 (lighter tan desert stuff) kinda looks like jack black :P

[Jormaukko]

Yea a little.

[popopop824]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BuggyRacer3000]

the effect of drugs.

[ledaf41]

omg great lmfao oh my god that was a laugh thx guys nice work XD XD XD

[corndogsmoothie]

lol

[tureckomoje]

hutley,pivoparody are fuck bastards its funny god video

[SWEViktor300]

They are dancing!!!!!!

[AdrinSwE94]

Now thats headbanging! :P

[hutley405]

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

[PivotParodyDude]

ಠ_ಠ not to funny...

[Jormaukko]

Usually players get killed from the arty, not the critically wounded status so it's pretty crapshoot to do it. So there was a easier way.

[judgeman1096]

u just get som1 artilleryed then revive them ಠ_ಠ

[mangazon2000]

this was a waste of time...

[Jormaukko]

You are a waste of food, water and air. >__>

[mangazon2000]

and you my friend are a waste of sperm. geek bitch

[Jormaukko]

There's something wrong with you. Go to sleep u agressive noob.

[Jormaukko]

You were available to made it before patch 1.4, but rip zombies now :(

but u can do them in demo. Watch my last oldest video (the last one in the list) for zombiemaking tutorial.

[aircavsanderson]

And does this work at patch 1.41 ?

[killswitch555]

lmao so funny the part at the phone box!

[timwijnstok]

how the hell did they got no kit? tel me XD

[Jormaukko]

In patches between 1.1-1.4 u had to move the kit far away from the body and make sure there are no other kits near, then just revive. I have a tactic for it but too hard to explain.

[solidsnake101]

this is a maga huge piece of bloody shite and u r bad ass

[Jormaukko]

And ur videos are masterpieces?

[DaLipton]

totally crazy.. :P what program did you use to film it?

[Jormaukko]

console: Renderer.drawhud 0 and let the fraps begin!

[Schmidt54]

funny, but crazy bug

[shakal802]

lol at 1:20 it looks like the dude is getting necked many times.

[bradenjames]

at 1:20 it looks like a sissy fight!!!!!!

[michaelhardman]

hahahahahahha OMG when they run it looks like the guy in the back tripped I LOLED!!!!!1

[Jormaukko]

Good eye ;) It wasn't in the plan, but he made it up :D

[danrk9]

Hahahahah!!! WTF is goin on there!?!?!? Very nice!

[Kojootti79]

Hauskan videon oot kyhänny..:D

Yksi parhaista BF-retard tekeleistä.

Btw..Mitkä on niiden kappaleiden nimet joita videos esiintyy?

[Jormaukko]

Kiitosta, kiitosta. Lueppas noita aiempia kommentteja, ja se toinen on Venälainen tsaikovsky tai jotain sinneppäin.

[alexjenko]

Ok thx man much appreciated.

[Jormaukko]

heh :P

[alexjenko]

whats the name of the first song, i cant remember it´s name?

PLS tell me:)

[Jormaukko]

I dont remember the band, but the song name is ''California dreaming'' I think u'll find it when u search it by google :)

[Jormaukko]

I'm really thankful of all comments. And I'm still wondering why everyone started to comment after few months from the upload...

[Sonicbomb77]

... maybe they were using hacks that were incompatable with that version of bf2 :p

[matrixmudkip]

god

[bam88]

dude i mean c mon.. did u ever heard about any other map than karkand.. which are alot birther and sunny than this shit?

[Jormaukko]

This wasn't done on a closed server. There were just guys coming up and wanting to play mongies. :P

[britheguy]

How do u make a vid on BF2?

[Jormaukko]

Well, I filmed using fraps, moviemaker and to put the hud off, type this in the console: renderer.drawhud 0 and to bring it back, renderer.drawhud 1

[Jormaukko]

It's good that my videos makes u laugh! :D

[slowpy2007]

what the fuck very stupid but funny at the same time. damn we wish we could do that on the 360 which system do you have

[BigBurnouts]

bahahahahahhaa, lol nice 1

[SmitsIsGod]

Wth is that all about? Oh well its was still funny

[battlingpig]

how does it do that

[Tylord1990]

HAHAHA that was hilarious

[gunzeal]

LMAO!

[LjAy13]

HAHAHAHA

Classic

[metallicaKSA]

LMFAO the clip at 1:03 onwards made my cry laughing :D how do you this?

[gtavalanche]

lmao mongies

[L3dic]

i didnt see this tho ..

[sotamuumi]

se on törkeen näköstä ku menee kyykkyy ja heiluttaa päätä.Ootteko kokeillu?

[Jormaukko]

Oletko katsonut tuota videota ollenkaan? Jos näytät separilta ja menet kyykkyy pyörimään?

[g36c1]

hahahha wtf

[chuckshissle]

LOL WTF!?

[kasurik]

oonko mä tos videos :(

[Jormaukko]

Olet

[Hax3r]

hahahahahah lol hahahahhaha ROFL!!!!!!!

[Jormaukko]

Jepulis :D