Exclusive: A Jumper Stole My Car

[gandsmarketing]

JUMPERS CAN'T GET YOUR CAR WITH THIS INSTALLED. That's right even if they have the keys. Has been sold at New Car Dealers for 12 Years. Over 350,000 sold and only 17 Reported thefts. 7 were Dealer "inside" jobs and the others were Towed.

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Check It Out..I have there 47 sec. Promo Posted

[Effectskid60]

Jumper must have ate some cheetos cuz dat wuz chessy lol..funny vid

keep up the good work =)

hey where did u get da sound effect from?

[DaWingman]

"sigh ... jumpers" rofl :)

[SmileEldoux]

lol XD

[rhaull85]

motherfucker stupids

[tonymannhz]

why wud a jumper need a car?

[Jushiwah]

Uh, to pick up chicks?

[neja91]

best answer ever...

[thooker144]

Why the heck did he even roll down the window?!?

[alfhalvling]

to say a cold line

[daniyalsm]

lol nooobness did not teleport the car instead drove it off

[daniyalsm]

lol nooobness did not teleport the car instead drove it off

[southparkwaldo]

fucking fake!

[naamakala20]

oh, really?

[superfile]

thats truth and plus Jumpers will not steal those ass car... They will steal like BMW 2009but not that shit

[s0cc3r99]

u just figured that out....

[shaunEVO3]

zomg!!!

[mickeyxmuse]

haha nice.

what's the song in the end btw?

[Woogler]

You Suck Ballz

[isura123]

lame

[sniperzreborn]

LMAOZED!!!

[LaughinWarheads]

lol, that was HILARIOUS! nice work

[mariiiiiielxo]

how random would that be?

a jumper stole my car?

i'd pee myself. hahahlmfao!

[Stratusmoon]

lol fucking jumpers stole my cat.

[deerhunter45628]

i was ass raped by a jumper

[Stratusmoon]

XD LOL! Jumpers fixed the superbowl.

[chiharuFS]

LOL

[lVlUSIC4]

31 seconds in

[syublog]

mmm bad done... but funny :)

[crank139]

ha lol

[K00gr]

Now, that one was funny.

[KillerXoX]

the fk, lol!

[Corona0004]

Me too. I would steal alot of thing.

[Drunken7up]

i want to be a jumper

[NagaFly]

LOL....

[voicegoddess99]

lmao XD %$@*in jumpers. =D

[apollosofia]

jumpers........those nubs :D...

[brownpaiste]

lmao jumpers steal civic lx's?

[mafro7]

if they could get inside any car why would they want that peice of shit

[mmmhhh08]

not supposed to be real dumbass

[duhcrackuh]

these are halarious, i love how ppl expect this to be real. Good job, keep makin more awesome videos

[allstarsoldier13]

So Fuckin Fak3

[midgetsownall]

u and all your videos suck and all this junk isn't real so anyone who believes it must have brain damage

[LHudders]

you must  have brain damage.

its supposed to be fake, idiot, it doesn't take a genius to realise that

[jacesa]

dude, you r the one with brain damage, i mean h0w the fuck can someone thinks that other ppl believe this. you r really a tar

[chilliesrshit2]

Your an absolute dickhead, and so's your friend get a life.

[idungivafark]

wtf>???

[chriskardos]

idea's good but you should have used a tripod.

[Wackiest]

That was awesome! Lol.

[7mr7random7]

that's retarded

[sgirl4life]

hahahahahhahaahahahha

[lindzroxsmysoxs123]

Wtf?

[mumpty]

How would you explain that on your insurance claim???

[vampireallie]

on the insurance claim, you'd be like well a effin jumper jumped inside my car to retrieve my keys, since they were locked in then he turned it on and strolled away

[Equanimous]

I don't think a jumper will need a car! Lol.

[ChemicalBlady]

agreed

[kioonie]

hahaha. right on!

[trojianmaru18]

lmao, he might not need it but he might want it. n picking your date up is always more stylish with a porche

[JuLz917]

Lol jeez, get a sense of humour...

if you don't like it, don't watch it,

simple as that you morons.

don't watch it then go

"WAAA WAAA!, this sucked, it was stupid rah rah" just piss off?

[Leehofooks]

How was I supposed to know I wasn't going to like it before I watched it?

Jerkface.

And if you're offended by the word "Jerkface," you shouldn't have read it.

Simple as that, Jerkface.

[Wonderfat]

How was he supposed to know that he wasn't going to like reading jerkface until read jerkface, dickwad!

[Leehofooks]

Hey, don't call me dickwad... but I guess it's my fault for reading it.

[shyXanimeXguy]

that was funny, and good for ameture camera men.

[hotqueekboi]

What another boring, stupid video from people who really need to get a life and stop making ridiculous parodies of other people's stuff because they have no original ideas of their own.

Stop clogging up the internet people and get a real hobby.

[shyXanimeXguy]

shut up homo. I looked at your profile and wow, you really are a fucking shit stained homo. Thats pretty fucking gross. Hope you get aids from some guys hairy ass.

[i0wned]

Dude STFU, It's For Laughs,

So Don't Bother Watching Vids If You're Just Gonna Critisize Them, I Looked On Your Profile Also, LOL You Big Gay Opera Noob...

[TheDevilWearsNike]

why would he need a car?

[EarthtoBritt]

'Goddamn jumpers' LOL!~

[Encon24]

This is worse then the jumpers will save ur life

[rvuksonm]

jajajajajajaja good one

[BambiEyez0]

ha ha ha sooo funny!

[swimsam91]

funny

[vvond3r]

apparently they also have terrible taste in cars.....ha

[kgesme21]

you can see the camera man's hand pass the camera when he jumps into the car

but this was funny

I'll fight those that say it isn't

[rostonsniper]

I think this is a joke... is it? tell me i dont get it or there is nothing to get its not funny and its Boring! i think its not funny and boring! waste your time for nothing

[SANTOZ305]

they did this cuzz the movie u dumb fuck!

[Sithblade2244]

apparently jumpers come with crappy editing.

[zebrabiology]

Can I get 57 seconds of my life back ...

[fuckincancer]

no.

[VakardesTheSin]

Look up Jumper Parody and click the top result. It is absolutely hilarious.

[Kynblackvein]

It's only a Civic. Let it go!

Not bad.

[Lissbirds]

LOL

[No1RobLoweFan]

OH SHIT! NOW HE'S THINKING IN PORTALS!

[TheRedNationStates]

THE CAKE IS A PIE!

[izzzay]

people need to stop thinking this is serious its either 1. a joke, 2.a viral marketting campaign by fox either way it rocks and informed me about a cool movie

[FleurDeLiles]

Yeah totally wtf

[pooXpoo]

hahahahahahaha

[vlees91]

great

[ntee300]

u guys suck and u'v just waisted my South African time.. fuck

[xoxoangexoxo]

Haha The Guy Was In The Tree :D

[PukeyDookey]

man i love the music at the end and the bad acting! 5 stars :D

[chasrusso]

Please find a very high bridge, and THEN jump.

[dwayne20]

This video sucks!!!!!!! Fuckers.....

[pkvidkid]

how did this dumbass video get so many views

[doboy09]

wow great effort 2 get ur car back their buddy...maybe a little runnin next time.

[raxo123]

wow, you guys are way cool! Id rather stab myself in the eye than watch this again, my iq just went down!

[ApexIXMR]

OMG HAHAHAH HAH Hhahahahaha#%)#$*)@($*#...NOT!­!!!

Thanks for wasting my time.

[dommike]

Thats 57 secs. I'll never get back

[smimica]

please think before upload another video.. better, try to keep out of your internet connection

[Jacc0s]

heh pretty funny

[SlickNutz]

How did this get so many views?! Slicknutz suckas!!!!!!!!

[bralen24]

OMG!! that happened to me last week.....LOL!! fucking jumpers...LOL!

[obax22]

waste

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[duckmanx88]

zomg leet video editing!!!

[yoops]

uh fail

[deepcoverone]

More cars?

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[bakhtiyar955]

popo

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[dornstartv]

Lame Ass.

[dave2169]

What a waste of 57 seconds.

[4321Blastoff]

that was fuckin dum

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[tomate1974]

where jumpers are from ????

[ggqbc]

what the fuck was that

[xxZeus305]

I love lesbians! the kkk can lick my balls!

[mitchellstafiej]

This is hilarious. LOL

[hytermmma]

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[BeechSundowner]

Cute video

[parodies]

Im pretty sure this isn't going to go over well with the rest of America...just a wild guess.

[skyler2dope]

fuck da kkk

[grandexandi]

if it wasn't for the cameraman hand...

[qshe]

yea, fuch gays. but the rest is ok. kkk you suck.

[theKILLERofEMOcity]

TEAMALEX

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[Stephen903]

lolz good vid, btw try to post about it

[stevehd111]

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[rsjewhaters]

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[nb1001]

w......t.......f

he stole your si sedan?

[shinytoyguns009]

LOL

[MrBudLover]

Sorry but i don't get it?

[T2theH]

lollercaust

[Fotopro]

Stupid waste of my time! You owe me 1 minute.

[megamixerboy]

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[shakingjudy]

Interesting

[wiiman1234567]

PLZ WATCH MY FUNNY CRANK DAT VID

[americachina]

watch stairway not to heaven

[snubbyj]

haha that sound effect for the jumper dude was great

[Zerrith]

lol this one was better.

[hog2007]

No indy404 it sucked

[hog2007]

What a load of shit

[indy404]

That was pretty funny

[Xavieric311]

craptastic!!

[Nickronti]

You think if he wanted to he could have stolen something a little nicer than your Honda.

[ramon408]

thats hella stupid he could have stolen any car he wants.. he doesnt have to wait for the person to come...

[Zorphiya]

lol

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[greganwortman]

jumpers aren't real!! if they were why aren't they stealing the space shuttle right now genuises??

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[justfuckingaround]

FUCKING JUMPER! I HATE THEM....

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[DimitrisByDesign]

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[KKSlider002]

These people were paid.

[llpaulskill]

worst video ever