Fuck your Hopes, fuck your dreams,fuck your plans, fuck everything you thought this life was gona praise you, now lets go out there and try make this bitch happia..
It reminds me Fuck papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody ...
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Blacks are the third most uncoolest people in america - new Jersey Italians and Boston Irish pip them for being idiots. Blacks have terrible dress sense and rubbish music and their comedy like that fool Chris Rock is so unfunny.
Chris speaks the real. I been wit my girl 2 years.. she broke up wit me cause she wanted to be friends fucked another guy then got back with me. Found out she pregnant and now I dont know if by me or him. And yet she cannot admite the fact that shes a dirty bitch. Woman just cant admite when there wrong but blow it up when the guy is wrong.
you should look at yourself at mirror and say "fuck you, fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans , fuck everything you thought this life is going to bring you"
now lets go out there and try to make that bitch happy
lol. we are just getting back at men from when they would throw food and scraps of paper at us in elementary and junior high school. now, the driving, i guess i cant disagree with we need to relearn ho to drive...
"Number one reason women are always mad, pissed the fuck off: because you were not her first choice." Very true. I believe men are more content with their women, since men are likely to pursue their loves than women. Most women, however, rather be sought, than seek. Since many women realize that their ideal love might be left unrequited, they compromise themselves to men who are interested in them. Love might be mutual, but one always loves more than the other.
true guys true but most women need to go back to school & driving school as well lol i swear i'm happy that i'm single why i'm 24,own an 4bed/2bath house,An 2007 corvette w/loaded package,etc.I'd have not an fucking thing if i had an wife or girlfriend unless the woman was one of the few smart,intelligent women on this lovely planet which is rare.Most will spend themself's into debt lol why do you think they need an man so they don't become homeless.again some are smart & are independent.
@xlerosx why because i unlike most weak men will not let a woman fuck up my life,Seriously most women i know are in debt because they don't know the meaning of responsibility most independent women do great in life & go find men like me who have their shit together while other's just plain refuse to get off their ass & make something of their life's they'd rather wait & hope they get lucky & marry a middle class/rich man.....sound familiar.May that's why you think my job is to pay your way.
@bkeener86 See, that is better: "most women I know"...this says you are bad at picking the good ones.
But this would have been a better thing for you to put.
But all this:
"why i'm 24,own an 4bed/2bath house,An 2007 corvette w/loaded package"= "I'm a douche bag"
A little psychology.... it is your way of thinking that is getting you the kind of girls you are describing. If you wan't to meet a great girl, stop with the "look what I own"
@xlerosx i agree my bad but that wasn't my intent woman.Also women get a "Prenuptial Agreement" if/when your married or you'll regret not geting one if the man/asshole leave's you or cheats on you,etc.also go to college they have grants that pay for it yes ou have to pay it back but after you graduate & get a great job it won't be a problem.Also drive slower & safer geting to work or somewhere else is not worth your life ok and they goe's for both men & women ok.also fuck abusive men.
@xlerosx now also most women drive wrecklessly and they all need to slow the hell down,stop texting while going 80-100mph,geting dressed in the moving vehicle,etc it's like wtf learn how to plan so you women stop risking your life's on the road but more improtantly my life & everyone else's including the smart women who get dressed at home & buy bluetooth phone so they have handsfree so if they do get a call they can keep their eye's on road.So spare me the bullshit ok.
@xlerosx Let's not even touch on the bullshit geting pregnant to try to make him stay....women if the guy is leaving you because he's a dickwod with commitment issue's then don't let him knock you up as while having a child & bcoming a parent is great..that fucker will often time's still leave you & only help raise it though force child support..wtf is wrong with you retarded men?.Other's just give up which pisses me off...women who are poor go to college they will give you a grant.
you are in a "good" relationship if your man treats you nice (something chris is talking about), while men on th other side are in a good relationship if he has sex...
There is a BIG realy BIG difference between guys and girls when it comes to relationships...
Chris Rock is mad funny. But I will have to disagree with some of his opinions. Other parts of the world are not as open to this world's putrid society. There are pure areas in the world.
Try certain places in Europe where very shy villages exist. There are many spots in China that make you feel pure just by looking over the horizon. Yes, I have visited some spots that took my breath away. Even if you can't travel you can always use the internet and your imagination.
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Megajhonish 3 days ago
You can win an argument with a woman, you just need to do it right.
thedavecorp 6 months ago
13 women were not happy with this video
atomus 6 months ago
Gostei....kkkkkkkkkk
gilbertoalvim 7 months ago
was this recorded on a fucking calculator =/
fuckuyawanker 7 months ago
Fuck your Hopes, fuck your dreams,fuck your plans, fuck everything you thought this life was gona praise you, now lets go out there and try make this bitch happia..
It reminds me Fuck papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody ...
Who watched 8 mile road will understand haa =)
732674 7 months ago
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He knows my ex-wife
gstavrou 7 months ago
He is so damn right!
ot103to 10 months ago 2
@modellstjames11 fuck yu racist muthafucka. Eat a dick fag
MultiSuperdawg 11 months ago
the women clapping bout this shit lol
RiftRaft123 11 months ago
@RiftRaft123 that's because IS true... but the thing is... We just DON'T know why it's true... XD
*laughs XD
lillianpedersen 11 months ago
Bitches man!
srhabb 1 year ago 2
preach on reverend lol
iLknowLurLmum 1 year ago
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Blacks are the third most uncoolest people in america - new Jersey Italians and Boston Irish pip them for being idiots. Blacks have terrible dress sense and rubbish music and their comedy like that fool Chris Rock is so unfunny.
ModellStJames111 1 year ago
Chris speaks the real. I been wit my girl 2 years.. she broke up wit me cause she wanted to be friends fucked another guy then got back with me. Found out she pregnant and now I dont know if by me or him. And yet she cannot admite the fact that shes a dirty bitch. Woman just cant admite when there wrong but blow it up when the guy is wrong.
KeenoMajeeno1 1 year ago 11
@KeenoMajeeno1 That's just trifling as hell. Just don't mistake her as the template for all women, we're not all like that.
maddywoo13 7 months ago
no, no, no, no, get the fuck out bitches.
maalaea 1 year ago
// lnk . co / GIW5S
hodoboc 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can win any argument. Including one with a woman.
hodoboc 1 year ago
search the angry lesbian song.. funny shit for everyone thats got an ex
NOVASCOTIABRAT 1 year ago
Preach on, brother Chris.
MnMzProductions 1 year ago
"Why you make me come so hard?"
ROFL!!! But in all seriousness, a woman who'll complain about that needs to be slapped.
maddywoo13 1 year ago 3
muito loco !I should have seen it before marrying! shit
jiraialoco 1 year ago
wake up in the morning
you should look at yourself at mirror and say "fuck you, fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans , fuck everything you thought this life is going to bring you"
now lets go out there and try to make that bitch happy
shiit this part killed me
dmxbmw0000 1 year ago 3
@dmxbmw0000 no it s just like reading bad information with people laughing in the background lol
ThatOneAwesomeGuy1 1 year ago
Does comedy work when translated?
cexycy 1 year ago
lol. we are just getting back at men from when they would throw food and scraps of paper at us in elementary and junior high school. now, the driving, i guess i cant disagree with we need to relearn ho to drive...
spacegirl996 1 year ago
@spacegirl996 I KNEW IT!!!!!
corbinmichael123 1 year ago
"Number one reason women are always mad, pissed the fuck off: because you were not her first choice." Very true. I believe men are more content with their women, since men are likely to pursue their loves than women. Most women, however, rather be sought, than seek. Since many women realize that their ideal love might be left unrequited, they compromise themselves to men who are interested in them. Love might be mutual, but one always loves more than the other.
jmr122287 1 year ago 3
true guys true but most women need to go back to school & driving school as well lol i swear i'm happy that i'm single why i'm 24,own an 4bed/2bath house,An 2007 corvette w/loaded package,etc.I'd have not an fucking thing if i had an wife or girlfriend unless the woman was one of the few smart,intelligent women on this lovely planet which is rare.Most will spend themself's into debt lol why do you think they need an man so they don't become homeless.again some are smart & are independent.
bkeener86 1 year ago
@bkeener86 wow, ur so modest and humble.
monightwolf 1 year ago
@bkeener86 Translation: "I'm a douche bag"
xlerosx 1 year ago
@xlerosx why because i unlike most weak men will not let a woman fuck up my life,Seriously most women i know are in debt because they don't know the meaning of responsibility most independent women do great in life & go find men like me who have their shit together while other's just plain refuse to get off their ass & make something of their life's they'd rather wait & hope they get lucky & marry a middle class/rich man.....sound familiar.May that's why you think my job is to pay your way.
bkeener86 1 year ago
@bkeener86 See, that is better: "most women I know"...this says you are bad at picking the good ones.
But this would have been a better thing for you to put.
But all this:
"why i'm 24,own an 4bed/2bath house,An 2007 corvette w/loaded package"= "I'm a douche bag"
A little psychology.... it is your way of thinking that is getting you the kind of girls you are describing. If you wan't to meet a great girl, stop with the "look what I own"
xlerosx 1 year ago
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bkeener86 1 year ago
@xlerosx i agree my bad but that wasn't my intent woman.Also women get a "Prenuptial Agreement" if/when your married or you'll regret not geting one if the man/asshole leave's you or cheats on you,etc.also go to college they have grants that pay for it yes ou have to pay it back but after you graduate & get a great job it won't be a problem.Also drive slower & safer geting to work or somewhere else is not worth your life ok and they goe's for both men & women ok.also fuck abusive men.
bkeener86 1 year ago
@xlerosx now also most women drive wrecklessly and they all need to slow the hell down,stop texting while going 80-100mph,geting dressed in the moving vehicle,etc it's like wtf learn how to plan so you women stop risking your life's on the road but more improtantly my life & everyone else's including the smart women who get dressed at home & buy bluetooth phone so they have handsfree so if they do get a call they can keep their eye's on road.So spare me the bullshit ok.
bkeener86 1 year ago
@xlerosx Let's not even touch on the bullshit geting pregnant to try to make him stay....women if the guy is leaving you because he's a dickwod with commitment issue's then don't let him knock you up as while having a child & bcoming a parent is great..that fucker will often time's still leave you & only help raise it though force child support..wtf is wrong with you retarded men?.Other's just give up which pisses me off...women who are poor go to college they will give you a grant.
bkeener86 1 year ago
"We are handicapped when it comes to arguing, cause we have a need to make sense."
No statement has ever told more truth.
jimmyboo12 1 year ago 5
^-^ i like the sound effect....
ShiningTsuki 2 years ago
Chris Rock speaks the truth
LilBlacJac510 2 years ago 77
@LilBlacJac510 T_T hahahahahahaha
alicieva 8 months ago
'bout time someone gave it back!
(L) chris rock
Szaam 2 years ago
funny, but i have to say:
if women r so horrible, why dont all straight men/lesbians just go celibate? lol
futurestar94britfan 2 years ago
@futurestar94britfan
Obviously you never had sex....
vukzgblmagic 2 years ago
@vukzgblmagic lol i ment when it comes to relationships haha
futurestar94britfan 2 years ago
@futurestar94britfan
well....
relationships = a lot more sex...
if you are not in a relationship its not that easy to get some x))
vukzgblmagic 2 years ago
@vukzgblmagic lol thats true
but still i would rather be single than be in a bad relationship.
just saying
futurestar94britfan 2 years ago 3
@futurestar94britfan
you are a girl...
you are in a "good" relationship if your man treats you nice (something chris is talking about), while men on th other side are in a good relationship if he has sex...
There is a BIG realy BIG difference between guys and girls when it comes to relationships...
vukzgblmagic 2 years ago 2
@vukzgblmagic lol yeah i guess that could be true haha
futurestar94britfan 2 years ago
yep
slamer92 1 year ago
cuz its a joke -.-
slamer92 1 year ago
@futurestar94britfan So your saying that sex is the only that women are good for and your right! :-)
Tsugua21 10 months ago
@Tsugua21 lol no i wasnt.. and i am a woman so...
futurestar94britfan 10 months ago
nope wen it comes to makin decisions men base it on logic and women base it on emotion lol scientifically proven peeps haha
dannytthatsme 2 years ago
bad sound
turkyturkyturkyturky 2 years ago
'men have a need to make sense'
wtf. i dont think so. Women are full of shit. Men are full of shit.
RobertW1809 2 years ago 3
Chris Rock is mad funny. But I will have to disagree with some of his opinions. Other parts of the world are not as open to this world's putrid society. There are pure areas in the world.
Atma01 2 years ago
STFU. troll.l
RayRai8262 2 years ago
@RayRai8262 lolololol butthurt are we?
Atma01 2 years ago
Tschhhh. 'pure' places in the world? Like where?
RobertW1809 2 years ago
Try certain places in Europe where very shy villages exist. There are many spots in China that make you feel pure just by looking over the horizon. Yes, I have visited some spots that took my breath away. Even if you can't travel you can always use the internet and your imagination.
Atma01 2 years ago
Five Stars 4 Real Chris!!
olmec19 2 years ago 45
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Chris Rock IS indeed a smart guy.
I'd recommend him, like many others, as a friend, to try get a load of this.
/watch?v=szBTl3S24MY
Eye2EyeIIIV 1 year ago