A Bedtime Story (Strong Language)

[ummayyoob09]

Every night I go through the bedtime routine with a smile on my face and kindness. My kids would never know that sometimes, behind the smile and the calm voice, my internal dialogue was ripped from the pages of that book. Thanks for sharing it, Van. I laughed so much I ALMOST woke my kids up! :P

[MissLoveAndLight]

Hahaha. Love it.

[megalisstudio]

nice--have not heard that one before. thanks!

[sbort]

i laughed as i read the description, and i didn't stop laughing for the entire video. im going to watch this every single night :) paired with your voice which is like, my favorite voice ever... a bedtime story that sounds like it was ripped the fuck out of my thought process is one in a million. i am so happy right now.

ive got 2 words for you kid- fucking sleep.

<3

<3

[timido66]

@sbort Maybe I should do a weekly bedtime story. LOL

[sbort]

@timido66 im sorry- did you say nightly?

[timido66]

@sbort Nightly? Only if you have been a good girl.

[sbort]

@timido66 im always good...

[qiranger]

I love this book!

[dreamer72fem]

That was awesome:)

[CountryComesToTown]

That's so funny! lol You should read us a dirty book each night, Van.

[theloathlydaddy]

hahaha!!! Irene told me to watch this, and now I can't, er, friggin' freakin' sleep!! Hahaha!!!

[popparoc46]

Seriously, as soon as you showed the pictures along with the story, I started to get sleepy. You are so fucking soothing. Please call at 245am tomorrow morning, and read to me. 'Kay? - roc

[SlackJones1]

Oh that is great! I always thought I'd make a good childrens  author.

[timido66]

@SlackJones1 I can see you writing something like this.

[1DRock37167]

This would be my favorite book if I had children:-)

[cookie129]

So funny!! I needed a good laugh this morning.

[ItalianStallionette]

Where was that book when I needed it 10 years ago?

Thanks for the laugh! :)

[Perroquet51]

ROFL! You read it perfectly, too.

[MainelyButch]

LOL, I just MUST have this book! Great!

[IreneK43]

I needed a good F'n laugh :) Thanx!

[Mirabella98102]

Loved loved loved it!!! Xxxxxxx

[Bikermom69]

LMFAO! Just got home from a babysitting job from hell...this book fits my night there.

[krazytaru]

I love it. Gonna have to go buy the book

[BrentAudi]

Hilarious! 

[mysteryglo]

LOL, Great book!! LOL

[wdbreezy]

A great book, but so much better as you read it. Was thinking of buying it, but it just wouldn't be as funny.

[Blizzeekitty]

Best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Illuminatta]

This is hilarious!! OMG! I want this book!

[Illuminatta]

@Illuminatta LOL!!! Made all the better due to your delivery! Thumbs up!!!!!

[sunsetlover]

That was a good book, is That what you say at night?

[nerdfighter4]

I am sleepy now. YAWNNNNN!

[Dlorezzz]

Van that is the funniest book ever..

[cheekychickenhead]

Awww that was so sweat  : ) Looks like you have 1 disliker who doesn't want to go to sleep.

[GroceryBag]

Too awesome. I shared this on facebook. :D

[javgirl]

why are they calling that an adult book? i think it's totally appropriate for 0-3yrs

[gramps2matt]

Anyone who has ever suffered through putting a kid to bed KNOWS this is what you are REALLY thinking during the process. Curtain calls, rebounds, liquid refreshment (and it's by product), this author deserves the Pulitzer Prize!!! LOL

[geckos57]

great story

[snarkdetriomphe]

agnes is fucking snoring now.

[sobeit42]

lol that actually made me tired

[mrsbowlingballout]

I couldn't stop laughing !!!! lol  hahahaha!!! that was a great book !

[timido66]

@mrsbowlingballout Don't be busting a gut, you are still healing.

[mrsbowlingballout]

@timido66 you're correct, I was holding my stomach when I was laughing.... I had to watch it again. This never gets old.... I LOVE IT !!

[SydneyTinker]

I've been anticipating this book for entirely too long. You are now my hero for the week. :D

[timido66]

@SydneyTinker It really is a good book.

[timido66]

@LisaPatencio My swear bowl would be overflowing in a couple of days.