Children's Song

[Hadisa152]

my left ear deaf

[carultch]

105 people are working on their degrees online

[babyschlumpfy]

gosh, I love this, he is hilarious !!!

[222thehobojoe]

lol dora the explorer on the right.

[kittymagic711]

love that there is an ad to the right for a "Baby Sale" at jcpenney.

[CuginiSandwich]

The Wiggles are AWESOME!!!! and so is this song

[luey511]

funny one but laghing sounded like elderly

[dingdongman01]

love this!! :D

[vixenred]

im studying psychology . . .

[Xcoopa93]

sounds like the dragonball z theme =D

[High5Man]

@Xcoopa93 Which DBZ theme would that be?

[JibbLettSC2]

write a song * i got a lovely bowl of failsauce* "TETALIDE"

[janeyrevanescence12]

"The Wiggles scare the Hell out of me"...glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks they're creepy. LOL. Rob, you rock.

[Rockificationxx]

Palchalbel's Canon has invaded :D

[tapuout96]

barney always scared the fuck out of me

[smuknight]

@tapuout96 it is because he is evil.

[tapuout96]

haha u look like a wiggle

[musicmitch100]

does anyone know the chord progressions i alreadt now the first one G D Em D C D G

[MrSuperzookeyknee]

@musicmitch100 hahaha thats the pachabel chord progression in G

[RhythmicMystery]

Why does nailing the truth feel so hilarious ?

[OmeJoop01]

Craphead... do not need to listen to you!... so sound off!!

play for who want's to hear this... Oscar Harris rulezzzz!!!

[MegaLamb]

Why is this completely panned to the right?

[tanshin87]

I think I'd rather my kid knew about sharks and nazis than all the words to a song about fruit salad. But, did you know, that none of this really matters? Get a life people! (Check out Rob's song: Less from You)

[Tejinako]

Amazing.

[Technetium2k]

what melody is this from an original song?

[LordSpeedster]

Funnier than funny... if thats technially possible!

[climbertobby]

i'll so show this to my kids some day.

[piplupcola]

THIS GUY ROX!!!!!

[Lauriejanee095]

haha lol i'm australian and when i was little the wiggles guys were like we young and they were the best ever......... don't pay out on the wiggles man lol

[alcockell]

@Lauriejanee095 From the short clips I saw... might it be the case that the Wiggles are a lower-budget equiv of stuff like Play Away that I remember from my childhood?

[Lauriejanee095]

haha lol i'm australian and when i was little the wiggles guys were likhe we young and they were the best ever......... don't pay out on the wiggles man lol

[norbertLoL]

Wos hod des

[norbertLoL]

wos hod sterben scheiß leistn



[lmfislb]

The Wiggles are hella creepy, they look more like the Pedaphiggles!

[ripscout103109]

3:45  LALALALALALAL!!!!!!! rofl!!

[merlin711oregon]

funny every time.

[PhoenixInLove]

haha this was so funny!

[jasjitrocks]

wow freaky, this video only plays sound through the right side of my headphones XD Anyways, go Rob! You're an awesome comedian!

[thisismyusernamemofo]

Check out 'Captain Nemo' by Squeeky And The Team if you have a chance.  Music for kids that's relatively bearable for adults. I think ithe MP3 is on Amazon.

[akhmadsyaiful]

Did I hear some "pachelbel" in this song :D

[FalconWings84]

@akhmadsyaiful Yeah, I heard it too :D

[spannerotoole]

@akhmadsyaiful It's not called pachalbel, It's pachalbel's canon. Pachalbel is the name of the composer.

[bluekid235]

@spannerotoole it doesnt matter dude its still pachebel

[ImUnattractive]

@spannerotoole It's not Pachelbel's Canon... It's Pachebel's Canon in D.

[spannerotoole]

@ImUnattractive since we are being pedantic about it, it's actually Pachelbel's Canon in G

[ImUnattractive]

@spannerotoole You sir, are a professional winner... Like Charlie Sheen, you must have "Tiger Blood."

[spannerotoole]

@ImUnattractive No, nothing like that, just really good at music. It's in my culture and my heritage.

[loonytoongonemad]

LMAO!

[SebastianAntonioPage]

it's soo true lol hilarious

[xXmabelissXx]

Great vid, very funny lol.

fucitup: Hey! We don't speak like that!.... do we? If we peed ourselfs we said "Muuuuumyy I wetted myself don't be angry will you???"

[Andayye123]

YouR a genius

[gaaraofthegajnice]

lol nice but the sound is messed up,warning of going deaf

[270Gmoney]

Is the sound on this video messed up on anybody elses speakers

[gaaraofthegajnice]

@270Gmoney I have headphones....ouch

[morelosmexico10]

very well done man

[Weslo2]

ah the star of jarhead is

Jake Gyllenhaal

and he kinda looks like him

[Weslo2]

at the beginning he kinda looks like the guy who stars in the "jarhead" movie

lol

[KnockOutOwnage]

blues clues is okay, dora the explorer is worse, teletubbies is worse than worse, and the wiggles is worse than the worst of the worst.

[michyme11]

Hahaha "that comes from a dark place"

[RoyStealer]

Oh god, did this peg my mom. Hahaha... Psychology. Yep.

[worldpeaz]

Excellent!

[Borderose]

Children shows are an insult to human intelligence.

[povrick]

@Borderose So are children!

[broadwaybaby243]

<3 <3 <3 hiimmmmmmmmmmmm!

[EdgeHans]

two words : two thumbs up (wait, that's three, isn't it?)

[kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl]

Wow. A great song, with a great accent to boot.

[vladMANOWAR]

genius song... too bad the recording isn't that great... keep on the good work Rob... ROCK ON

[Bekki2000]

one word... awesome!

[fucitup]

I've always wanted a kid with a British accent. Instead of saying "Momma, i peed my pants. Come get me." they say "Mummy, I went wee wee in mah britches! Come here!"

[EggieMeggieX]

britches... no you'll find now days english kids yell "mum! i pissed my pants!!!!" .... i should know... i've seen enough of them

[Onlera33]

nya ha ha ^^ this vid always makes me laugh ^^

[supersingerevan]

you know, just because they both do music for their stand-up, doesn't mean you have to compare them. Bo Burnham, Tim Minchin, Tom Lehrer, and "Weird Al" Yankovic exist too, and they're all different.

[DaVince21]

It's BECAUSE they're both stand-up comedians doing music that you can compare them. I just don't see much reason to compare them like that out of the blue.

[supersingerevan]

I said "have to", not "can". I just get tired of people that feel compelled to determine which comedian is "best", instead of enjoying what each one has to offer.

[Angelynnrze]

This is okay, but I personally think Stephen Lynch is better.

[pyrotickenny]

@Angelynnze They're different.  Rob is smart humor Stephen is crude humor.

[anackoul]

drown out the screaming!!!!!

[MamaPojo]

nooooo Wiggles, make the australian men go away!

My son watches PBS.

This is sooooo funny, I lmao every time

[magoo161]

wow i havent seen this since 07' and its still very funny

[retr0rainb0w]

he's not good at english accents, we say MUM not MOM

[pyrotickenny]

that was a joke not serious

[bfgyedhgf]

there is no sound??????

[ihatehaircuts1]

i wanna see this guy live :'(

[sh4dow83]

how about fixing that video so there is sound on the left side too? would be nice... :)

[dairapetov]

do you know why that happens? cause mine do that too!!

[Hazel80856]

this is soooo funny!

[OSUJillyBean]

Rob you're awesome. Please go on tour!

[emmasoldon]

OMG! The wiggles scare the shit outta me too!!

[allaroundanimation]

I love it! It's my favourite! Where are you hiding? You need to tour :P

[ConfessorGrey]

I know I scream into my pillow when I'm happy.... tee hee.

[sh4dow83]

lol, i thought so too when i heard that... reminded me of an ex-girlfriend that screamed into a pillow sometimes... but only when we were at my parent's house ;)

[Lisaj34568]

Awesome!!! 5 stars!!!

[KyllieMay]

see you in five minutes! lol 5 stars and faved!!! =D awesome song lol

[narutomangen]

its to quite

[tristinmarie13]

lol, i said the same thing about the wiggles. My nephew walked around in a daze talk/singing about fruit salad...which is why my kids watch history and discovery with Mommy =)

[Sicilianforlife]

@tristinmarie13 Alright!! Go History Channel!! They'll turn into wonderful history geeks like all of us who grew up with that!!! :D (By the way, this may sound sarcastic but it's not. History rocks, I would know....I re-enact it!!)

[tristinmarie13]

@Sicilianforlife I love History channel <3 My kids will probably grow up smarter than my nieces and nephews, since we try to make eduction fun. How many 5 year olds do you know that can list the presidents and even has a favorite one? Gotta love it!

[Sicilianforlife]

@tristinmarie13 That's awesome! Who says learning can't be fun? I always have fun learning new stuff!! Not many, not even I can do that!! Lol. That's really awesome!! :D

[wannabedesi]

@tristinmarie13 I HATE the fruit salad song with a PASSION!!! What happened to La Colores, Baby Beluga, and Down by the Bay with Raffi?!

[GamerzHideaway]

@tristinmarie13 XDD win. Discovery ftw.

[killerbeast6969]

@tristinmarie13 tv isnt good read a book about history or science to them and they'll be way closer to you and smarter than you (when they're older) lol.

[PhantomHoover]

@tristinmarie13 So they know all there is to know about sharks and Nazis?

[QueenBoadicea]

@tristinmarie13 Why would he be singing about fruit salad?! That just sounds bizarre. Makes me glad I no longer have a television.

[Alfisti22]

5 Stars are not enough !! Very good !!!!!

[heikenestler]

I love it :)

[techskater107]

45 old astralian guys with coloured shirts and there all like step and touch... XD , 5 stars and faved

[spyblacksheep007]

LMAO. so clever!!!

5/5

[MegaLamb]

Correct, nor is he trying to be

[JesstinLynn]

Stephen Lynch isn't the only guitar comic alive you know... I for one love Lynch but you can't compare every singing comedian to him. :)

[RectalDiscourse]

nope, but he is the most well known so it's commonplace to compare everyone to lynch

[GibsonLesPaul1319]

you should listen to his video ' There's always an A-hole on the Internet' It applies well to you cck92

[Misterwhalley88]

Hahaha this song is brilliant, I love this dude's standup, hes genius!

[SETentertain]

learn spelling fool

[Dearlyunloved]

Really? Why does everyone have to argue over comments on a youtube video? These videos are made for people to enjoy and get a nice laugh, not to start an argument with someone you don't know personally. Comments are comments, let them be, its not any reason to start a pissing contest.

[bananadingle]

why do people have to get high and mighty over some fools with inane comments?

[Famizen]

@Dearlyunloved i agreen but sometimes it can be funny. I don't seek trouble but in some other way it always finds me :o

[universignarus]

@Dearlyunloved

Hey, i'm all for keeping things low key, but no internet fights? How else do I express my concern that my internet dick is bigger than yours?

[sirrington]

@Dearlyunloved I think you just got trolled, becareful of trolls next time, or just ignore anyone making a contriversial post

[ayumuwolf]

this is great =D

[0553452561]

it is very bad

[trackjacketsammi]

olliemichaelson.... GROW UP!

[olliemichaelson]

dont tell me 2 grow up. i dont need 2 grow up thank you very much

[Wildpelt]

It's an opinon dumbass. British accents freak him out a bit... when directed towards kids I believe is what he said?

[wgmcs]

Ollie,

You were thinking he was too kind to Poms?

Can't help but agree.

By 1900 any resident of British Isles with 1/2 a brain had emigrated to US, CAN, AUS, NZ, HK, Falklands etc.

Current population of UK is thus the in-bred offspring of the dolts who remained. Eek.

I take it that is what you are saying? Uncharitable, and a bit more extreme than I think is appropriate, but you are untitled to your opinion.

Ciao

[olliemichaelson]

Poms??

wtf are you talking about, if it wasnt for us, there would be none of those countries.

are you calling UK inbred, haha - u TWAT.

and just fuck of

[wgmcs]

I am convinced

You created the continents of North America & Australia.

What did you make them from again? Cornish tin cans, Lancastrian string, Timmy the dog & public school sodomy .

Look it up - parts of UK have THE highest ratios of in-bred dna on earth. True, Bradford is #1. But there's lots of Anglos married to their cousins etc. It's just that most don't know.

My guess is that you think your Mum'n'Dad aren't also kissin' cousins, right? You may be right.

X

[olliemichaelson]

well actualy we ruled over half of the world. wtf are u on about timmy the dog and public school sodomy.

i realy cba to do what u did and look stuff up, u sad act.

and why the fuck are u bringing my parents into this.?

[thcyvette]

this video was worth watchin.

[jacksamataro]

thats really something

[ethangameren]

mmmmeh

[HC12700]

LOL

[skuish1]

haha...!!! :D

[NESnintendo1993]

"that comes from a dark place " LOL this guy is soo funni. id love to see him live

[Vampireprincess1100]

Barney freaked me out i meen come on a big purple dinosaur!!!!! and to make it worse it sings "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME"!!!

[rickyis911]

i love you you love me lets get up and kill barney

[Vampireprincess1100]

with a great big gun and a blow to the head Barney might be finally dead!

[originalvintage]

haha

[tehSnark]

you know what scares the heck out of me? that Boobah show. *shivers*

[rickyis911]

hell ya

[juanchodepisa]

holy crap! Pachelbel finally got him!

[BroadwayPirate1106]

LOL true! LOL same chords, but not the same chord PROGRESSION! close but NOT QUITE there yet!

[GreyNoises]

thats the first thing i noticed!

[oneisi]

Yeap.... That is very true.

[FamilyIgloo]

Good Videos

I love the wiggles ; they helped us get through the day

[DAVBOLMAC]

Hilarious in the most hilarious meaning of the word hilarious! Bravo!

[XOXOKATHYG]

hahahaha hillarious.

love your work.

[sonvnn]

So Cool! Amazing. Thanks for your funny show. lol

[yellowjello92]

LMFAOOOOO

[cheesestick8]

i just used head phones and i was fine

[kit338]

Dear God... @.@

Brilliant xD

Wiggles... *shudders*

[AllahuRabbi]

i need the audio.......

[sissao94]

hahah genious! xd

[liveforguitar]

wheres the audio?

[matthew011029]

put on a headphone.

Then you will hear the sound only coming from the right side of the headphone

[shmoguy]

yeah, i had the same thing

[DancingBandGeek]

Yeah, that happened to me too. I thought my headphones were broken.

[marlychanxi]

I actually plopped my little cousin donwn in front of the computer to listen to this while I did dishes earlier.

She loves it. XD

[smallguy891]

this is like the best song ever

[pappudeleon]

Why can I hear a thing?