Tom Green - Teachers Suck

[peaceandlove181]

his desk has herpes now lol

[RockinLifestyle]

Tom Green is a Canadian P.I.M.P.

[WellConditionedChimp]

who's the gorilla trying to eat tom green's ass?

[phatbomb1]

that blonde is bangin

[lightningvolt127]

WTF?????? LOL! Tom is one BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Snoop Dogg aint shit compared to Tom on this vid. LOL!!! Tom can rap about anything and make it funny even the stupidest things! I've heard Tom rap about a dust pan, windshield wipers, and a laundry basket it was hilarious!!!

[mcferglestein]

@lightningvolt127 THE FLOWERED RUG!

[lightningvolt127]

@mcferglestein The flowered rug??????????

[akuma4u]

its so sad to see once entertaining and highly talented man like tom green be reduced to garbage... what happened to him?

[cheznar]

This motherfucker is livin' it up! He had one chick grindin' one leg and some other chick grinding the other leg eating a piece of pizza and spitting a rap all at once... incredible...

[chesterluis]

man you R the MAN, I BEING SEEING YOUR STUFF for a long ass time now, and all of it really kick ass. you shold upload the clip with ChadMuska, close those times of the mtv awards peace!!!

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

Who needs public education when you have Tom Green?

[we5leyz]

damn that blonde is hot!

[ghettoTV1]

id bone dat bitch 4 shizzle no condom on

[philnoll]

Ha. Chicks are so fucking cute when they can't dance.

[birchtree39]

insta classic

[birchtree39]

my feature is so bright i have to wear shades lmfao

[Meshuggaaaahhhhh]

BIZARRE.

and 5 stars.

[neobob187]

HAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS CHINA DOLL! What is that wrestler doing in the background?! Not staying sober that's for sure.

[mcferglestein]

check out some of my other videos from that night. it gets worse!

[aimeela]

who the fuck would grind up on tom green of all fucking ppl? LOL.

[MattyBoo22]

because he only has one testicle

[TheRealHappyEmo]

@MattyBoo22 Well that's not his fault. >:L

[krutcheshobb]

Me haha, hes my hero

[patos5566]

funny and funky in old school style...tom green rocks :D

[lMugenl]

Tom green gets down

[emmakatieluke]

what's that tellin ya, how to make bacon and get salmonella

[FraserKMacDonald]

good hip hop, hot girls for the most part lol

[o7levi]

Was that Chyna ??

[0121ryanh117]

I like the beginning, lol

[RippinSkullz]

Tom why'd you let that butch bitch in?

[mikeyaaa]

cuz for a second I thought all the pizza was gone... lmao

3:42

[INGLEWOODambassador]

Damn, Tom can rhyme pretty fuckin good. Tom is the shit

[HighNflY]

ide rather sit in photography and take pictures of bitches anatmoys

[DLBmedia]

@HighNfly

its in autumn leaves not anatomoys

[screamindemon6x]

And has still done more than you will do in a life time. He's smart, if he kept it up he'd have people like you following him and harrassing him with cameras all day. He had his fun and didn't give a shit what people think, that is what is cool. Your only going to get older and more fucked up. Spend it!

[mitraljez]

tom had talent but he didnt realy use it to its full potential and now he is fat and broke sadly

[themandude20]

tom green was crazy for sake of crazy when he was young, but now he's very toned down

[Peanutbutterbucket]

tom's the man.

[LM714SEkiLLa]

dude that muscular chick is china!

[Hyper1ink]

Yep.we gotta druggy muscled CelebRehabChyna in dha houssaah...!!! ^^ √

[2wordsm8]

love this beat

and tom is dope as fuck

[NVevan]

lol true

[JuggaloReverend]

Sweeden..............where the fuck is that?

hahahaha

[BluntedBeyondBelief]

Lol wheres the marijuan

[drewdonham]

sometimes hes not good but i like how he flows in this song . good shit

[aarbrachru]

oh and tom green is one of the funniest people on this planet he is infallable no matter what he does but as a bonus his rapping actually sounds good. whether you agree with this or not he has made more money, even just in this endevor, than his haters will make in their lives. besides that, he's freestyled with artists like xzibit and jurassic 5. so big ups.

[azrial4421]

why you have to bring money into it?......fag

[juggalo2008508]

not at all

[zehquick]

my foot will be linked to your face with high speed

[superiorsullivan]

is that a joke? i thought it was funny. terrorist suck

[SnoozieQZ]

ehh, this is bad. It's kinda sad watching Tom's online show... he's just not what he used to be.

[AdamWeard]

lol

[lastmondaypast1]

tom shouldnt rap, Its not funny or cool. He should do more on the street stuff.

[superiorsullivan]

you really dont think this was the best move of his career? do you even like rap?

[cutthatcity]

tom green loves hip hop and he's really good, i love his rhymes

[fartass23]

hahahah "i'm sittin in GEOGRAPHY, carving up a pig that deserves an apology" ... it's supposed to BIOLOGY bahha .. that killed me.

that whole PREPARE FOR IMPACT album is kick ass.

[Marrowni]

@fartass23 Hahah I carve up pigs in geography all the time! Hes awesome

[John966]

fucking king

[cricketrox4ever]

im a doggy

i eat spegettii

[emmakatieluke]

i'm all soggy, gonna skeet confetti

[MALKUSMELKOR]

thats the chick from girl-talk,

[viksra]

Who is that chick dancing with Tom?

[aarondkeogh]

its his mum

[tbrbraindawgs]

yea im sure thats his mom.

[faxstax]

mary jane green?

[barneygrumble]

hope he fucked that ho

[splarsen]

WERD!-

[nikkittyboobs]

Gotta fucking love tom green

[StaticArtz]

THHISSSS ISSSD FUCKKKIIINNNN BOOOMMMMBBBB!!!!! hahahahahahhahahahahahah i can stop laughin tom green is so fuckin bomb

[DominicMetal1979]

Funny... I think the black-haired girl felt like she was getting shoved off by the blond girl at the end, when the blond girl was probably just trying to be nice and share.

[woo2fly21]

yea your right  , tahts what i was thinking , i think what was china wasnt it? from wwf

[giant648]

this the truth tom rules

[armstrong2mcgrady2k1]

good shit , i miss the tom green show

[jcc152509]

Guy is fucking great.

[PosVibeMerc]

I like to smoke and drink too! I am buying this CD

[MediaShutdown]

3:44(onward) lmfao!!!!

[TexasTexan2]

wow the 80's are back

[Vitaminnn07]

i wish the sound and video were syncronized..

badass song and freestyle!

[Fikonkross69]

haha yeah i live in stockholm(sweden) :D

[chimera15]

damn

[sophieT3235]

i want them chics

[thevandals18]

time to rap this at the next school talent show!

[Thrawr]

tom's one bad ass mother fucker!

[cloud0123]

I really feel sorry for the dude. He deserves a second chance. if he had time maybe he could of built an empire, started a talk show comedy producing company or something, and passed the torch to someone else.

[volcomdred]

a second chance for what? what happened?

[MikeBillotto]

wtf you talking about?

[volcomdred]

look @ cloud0123's comment, i was wondering why he said he felt sorry for him, and he deserved a second chance....

[MikeBillotto]

thats who i replied it too... i geuss it went to you tho

[tOkEeAzY]

"Future is so bright i gotta wear shades" lol

[ilikdirt]

thats a song name :\

[818jessejames]

bi compton!!!!!!!!!

[MegaManZeroV1]

"Sweden, where the fuck is that?!"

I love the Prepare for Impact album.

[Schloxictonkey]

I like the way he ate the pizza and I hope he fucked that broad

[remix4mula]

sweet. the freestyle at the end was mad funny...

[Ablooga237]

i was thinking about becoming a teacher, but then i decided to opt out of being an authoritarian douchebag who makes like $8 an hour

[GregoryPoitras]

good for u

[Ferroman1]

Lol xD

[tkodawg123]

attention whore in green suit

[melediv]

the girl in the green dress is hot.

[GrungerDude12]

this song is so fucking funny

ROFL!!!

Tom Green, Absaloute Legend!

[skullkid84]

i dont have a closet and if you try to kill me i will fucken punchu intel you are dead

[illtakemhomewitme]

lmfaoooooooooo

[skullkid84]

yep

[illtakemhomewitme]

dude that was the funniest comment i have ever read i rofl'd

[skullkid84]

well i dont want mutha fuckas comen out of my closet tryin to kill me

[illtakemhomewitme]

lmfaooooo rofl omg wow dude its a chain letter and i kinda believe in taht shit so i had to repost it, but ur comments r mad funny yo

[skullkid84]

that bitch did show up but i kicked his ass and i sed if you ever show up at anyones house i will kill youand puched lil booby back tow hell

[illtakemhomewitme]

lmao thanks man you saved a lot of people by doing that haha

[skullkid84]

now who is next

[illtakemhomewitme]

haha

[dinowang]

first flow is teachers suck off his old ablum, the second flow is a free style.

[ollypriest]

rofl

[billeebo]

pretty sure that was a real freestyle

[xnevar]

ummm. actually thats a song

[Syked101]

HAHAAH WORD

[bizzle187]

lol everyone looks high.. and tom is flowin like he burned one

[djesun1]

meeenn that girl is real stupid

like a brainless pantyhose like small tiny wooden lamp

[thefloatingpankakes]

u sir win an internets

[naty3543]

They're all so stoned!!! lol

I miss the Tom Green show so much!

[JrJays16]

where is the music video for this?

[flamingmonkays]

ROFL... Jennifer's hot :D

[shasaki]

The part where the guy hands him the pizza is the best.

[majestic84]

If this is a real freestyle.. it is surprisingly GOOD for TOM freakin GREEN!

[mcferglestein]

where does it say freestyle...this is a song off one of his albums.

[punk19spike]

he does freestyle though

[dandadam]

true

[weepaul666]

holy shit, calm down. it's fuckin joke

[1984dw]

r u stupid hes taking the piss u know wat toms like

[tomartin35]

Ok the girl in the green dress is hot but the three in the background are scary.

[chrispy11253]

thats what i thought dude

[nicosoup]

lol.. you'd never guess it lookin at the guy but he's a great mc... keep rockin the mic tom! beeyatch!

[Vanz73]

Tom use to be one of the best MC in the late 80's and early 90's His rhyme,lyrics and flow has what it takes to shame todays MC's

[Spyplane2005]

Their all horny. Especially the Green shirt one.

[cyberen]

awesome rapping, Tom still has it!

[fujistuman]

Tom Green rules!

[germanv1]

Wow, he's actually pretty good. And yeah, that girl on the right is hot.

[bananasandwichman]

that girl looks fun to have sex with

[predoje]

aaaaaaa men you rules!!!!!!!!!!! Keep going men!!!

[twild1]

This was awesome. Tom's freedom came out again. I think it sucks he fell into the same social paradigm that he became famous for disrupting. It's like, when you're young you can spit in society's face and people will love you for the freedom you demonstrate. Then you get older and have to adapt. Or maybe he's just another sell out. Fuck it, I'm staying free for life.

[mcferglestein]

If he was a sellout he'd be trying to get a talk show on national network television instead of taking the DIY approach and doing it out of his home weekly, for free, on the internet the way he is today.

[Anzycpethian]

best rapper ever!!

[CherryWaves]

tom is fat or what????

wtf... i love tom green... but the old school...

[KnightCrawler2]

Tom is the worlds best pimp...

..with one nut!!

[lKR1S]

tom says the rhymes like moses says the commandments

[lmbolmbo]

ugh POGUE CREW FUCKING SUCKS GODDAMN IT'S THE WORST PART OF BYOB

[scorpianscorpian]

tom tom tom, you smoked one too many my friend, i bet everything seems really instresting. Ride the dragon till you fall down off the balcony, and even the fall will feel like fun, its only a brain who said it had to be sane.

[nutescualex]

tom is awesome.

[crobarcronin]

Damn, whose that girl dancing with him? She's hot!

[MegaDaffy]

Aw Yeah!

[durashka123]

Jennifer Cambra was wonderful, she was around for a while, then I think she and Tom got together. I guess when things didn't work out she stopped hanging around The Channel. It's a shame, she was a sweetheart.

[hgs09]

if you're talking about the girl in the black halter top.. that's chyna from wwf

[crobarcronin]

I'm not talking about Chyna.

[leonstars]

Tom's Pimp hand is strong

he is the man with the plan

he get's all the chicks

[reverendbanessa]

Career killing

[dizzaxter]

really?

[Woss42]

is all the pizza gone?

[guitarhero419]

awesome that for posting