Retsufrash: Trapped by Godlimations - Part 1/2

[SkellionPowalskiz]

"WHERE.........AM I?"

Already had me laughing, geez that was bad.

[TheRealKitsune]

Why is there a safe in the bathroom?

[DraculasNephew]

I like how they got professional actors to voice Dan and Diala.

[flaurne]

and here i thought the bird was the word...

[nobodyman99]

John 1:1 - "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."

(The creator was probably just trying to get you to read the whole book by mentioning the first verse and hoping you'd keep going to figure out what that actually means.)

[octopound]

@nobodyman99 John 1:1 - " God is the word and the word was always god and... There 'ya have it."

According to Slowbeef.

[PowerXeta]

in da baffwoom

[nmarangos]

i just about lost it when i saw the finger

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

i love cosed captions. a video game with malaysia

[H4RRYP4TCH]

Where's otacon?

[NintendoCentralFan12]

MORE OMAHDON!!!

[JogaRed]

I for one love how Proteus keeps calling it 'Godlimitations'.

[GmodCaboose56]

Lol, I remember playing this. I got stuck at one point and haven't came back to this.

[somedamnfangirl]

This main character sounds so much like Fenris from Dragon Age II it's eerie.

[ogopolo]

6:40 one of the best WTF's ever

[gameboycolor47]

this game is an insult to all of us... how could they mess up a God game this badly?

[Ongarukat]

...the Bible, and the matches, make me wonder if they allowed for blasphemy.

[CeleryMan3]

Why do I feel so... *trollface*....TRAPPED?

[pockypurse]

@CeleryMan3 YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Bennanteno]

This game seems like a parody of other shitty "escape the room" games, are you guys sure you weren't just being trolled playing this?

[CandiFan1]

Watching the trilogy before bed, and topping it off with the Metroid one, to help me fall asleep.

[NostalgicSince2005]

You guys should have waited a while before leaving the room when the guard was trying to get in at the end of the video. He pretty much says "Fuck it, I tried, that's good enough" and the game makes you replay the scene.

[HeartOfTheUniverse]

Why do I feel so... Homestuck?

[firemaiden34]

Who narrated this game? Chris Hansen?

[GamingAddict820]

I love Retsufrash

[JubeiTheHero]

Balaclava (clothing)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A balaclava ( /ˌbæləˈklɑːvə/), also known as a balaclava helmet or ski mask, is a form of cloth headgear that covers the whole head, exposing only part of the face. Often only the eyes or eyes and mouth are left exposed. The name "balaclava" comes from the town of Balaklava, near Sevastopol in Crimea, Ukraine.

[Tordah26]

@JubeiTheHero Why did you Wiki that? I assumed that was common knowledge...?

[SlamminWolfgang]

Reacting to the finger, the door slowly opens.

[Cheetah1251]

A key on a drawer?

Reminds me of a game Slowbeef once AROSE for.

[NorojiEntertainment]

A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA???

[Quartrez]

"It felt heavier than a normal finger"

May I ask HOW THE FUCK do you know how heavy a normal finger is... Ugh...

[Pooky1991]

Reminds me of trapped in the bathroom, except even more insane.

[meckrisa]

5:05 WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

[mrbigstick]

Ohmadon once again isn't he in everything almost like the male Kagome

[bangsgeorge860]

ROFL when he insults him self

[Reyson129]

You should play Vorago, guys. It's another point-and-click game by the same guys (I think), and it's all apocalyptic shit. It's better than this series, if only marginally.

Either that or Monster Basement.

[RarEndangeredCrabSpy]

I treat my women like inventory.

[jeffersonellis]

Was that a door to a balcony in the bathroom?

[KingKoodaz]

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry Potter In The Ventilation Shaft! I'm So Sirius Right Now!

[yushi560]

@KingKoodaz I C WUT U DID THAR!

[KingKoodaz]

@yushi560 *puts on coolface* Problem yushi560?

[Evan121991]

They're making a fourth one. Why.

[Reyson129]

@Evan121991 So it can be RPed. Because why the fuck else would anyone play this.

[hola4adola]

lol whats up with flash artist tweening their characters to pulsate?

[tombusbytmb]

God isn't the word, the bird is the word

[WhiteTiger225]

@tombusbytmb I fucking love you.

[BlackIceDragon2005]

It's out of my hreach.

[MalamiteLtd]

Opening monologue provided by Shadow the Hedgehog.

"I AM THE ULTIMATE! ...Maria..."

[TheLordGodHimself]

I hate how something important always happens when proteus is part way through a great joke!

[SexyGMaster]

The people at Retsupurae must use the Elements on their Arrival in Hell to Pursuit the Trapped man who is trying to Arise so he can Escape the Asylum so he can go to the Men's Room in the Nightmare House...10/10

[RobotKing27]

The voice from the game is so familiar

Anyone know who that guy is?

[ahshorn]

@RobotKing27 That's Edwyn Tiong, he's done a lot of voice work for online things including a reading of MDickie's journal seen on Chipcheezum's channel.

[Nintendoga]

one of these days just in case I get robbed, i'm gonna install a safe in my living room with a note inside that says "Lol you just got trolled!"

[mandrilltiger]

Why would his boss want the burglar to clean the laundry at the house your robbing?

[Wanderer2266]

Put the bed in front of the god damn door!

[Wanderer2266]

How did you get Cigarettes?

I hid them in my stomach

[Backmask344]

Why do I feel so...

*puts on sunglasses*

trapped

YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!

[wittyreviewer]

Wait...that maids voice...I know it from somewhere.

[TequilaSpider]

Why would you put a safe in your bathroom? The one room that every guest will want to use? 

[GrunKitty16]

Oh my gosh...is the narrator...Chris Chan?

[Rocks21]

Belaklava is military face and neck wear used to sheild the face from the cold.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@Rocks21 well i got that far llpllplplpplplp

[psycotigerman]

@Rocks21 Fun fact it is also used by mercenaries and black ops troops to obscure ones identity

[TheParagoomba]

wait

He HAD no use for the toilet roll?

ewwwwww

[shovethissite]

How does he know the weight of a severed human finger?

[Alphabasicnumeric]

I guess the game wanted to randomly show off that yes, it used tweening.

[ZombieGamerboy]

it worked haha bonus points fo being called boss he is there boss he wouldnt need the mask

[supershadey09]

I was so expecting the voice actor to randomly say "Metal Gear"

[NeoTStyle]

@supershadey09

I was more expecting him to say

"I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here, you're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my fake!"

[supershadey09]

@NeoTStyle Heh, also acceptable.

[quinnman89]

@supershadey09 or "I Am The Ultimate Life Form!"

[hockeater]

@supershadey09 ''Grumble grunt''

[ColorPrinter42]

Whoops, they said that in video. POINTLESS COMMENT AHOY!

[ColorPrinter42]

John 1:1..."In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."

Gee, thanks. That...was really pertinent to the game.

(I assume that's what they meant when they said "one-one". I'm not digging through chapter 11 to find anything that could be even remotely helpful to any puzzle in the game)

[nado1908]

What i like to do is to not pick up the bible, then keep dieing to the random guard

[SuperfluousMoniker]

I see this guy graduated from the "Solid Snake" school of voice acting.

[RonnyWho]

lol how could you hate this? its funny as hell.

[popledude]

We need a sequel.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

i bet dan mcneely is really shitty at picking up whores.

[OrderofMertuary]

@pyramidheadkitten9 It get's so bad where they won't even take his money..

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@OrderofMertuary yeah cause he always asks them to come over to is place and he just leaves them on the sidewalk.

[CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

I can't believe I finished all three of these..... WITHOUT A WALKTHROUGH! I mean sure, it was last year before I discovered you guys but damn, I must've been REALLY bored!

[Icerama108]

Godlimitations: We cannot make circle-triangles!

[d3nyd]

it's out of my WHREACH

[Pooky1991]

LOL These Godlimation games will always be my favorite Retsupurae videos:d Second will be the Survivor kids videos

[SmNBahamut]

I love bad games.

[SuperSpringMan]

It has Legend's voice actor from Xin :3

[Pixlking]

@SuperSpringMan

His YouTube name is "Omahdon", he's also famous for the VG Cats Adaption with no name.

[ZoomingDakota]

I C WAT U DID THAR

[Gaiacarra]

what the hell dude, "balaclava" is a pretty commonplace word.

[Begeru]

Haha I really like the voice actor, but he makes it seem like the game is just a joke, but I think the creators were serious.

[ndjohnsrud]

"why do i feel so.....trapped" i bet the voice actor had his trollface on when he said that.

[PKrockin]

@ndjohnsrud I bet the voice actor had his trollface on the entire game.

[seanfenrir]

this game was aight. what do you expect? its a flash...

[daken000]

i like the voice actor but not the game

[MayuZane]

I can't believe I used to like this game. Looking at it now I really, really must have been too sleepy to notice the problems.

[XcatisX]

Combine her head with your head. Bow chicka wow wow.

[Icalasari]

You missed commenting on the fact that his face seems to have a massive tumour

[Jakeallen86]

Legend in XIN Done by ChipCheezumSA and Dan McNeeley sound like the SAME PERSON.

[deviltetsuo555]

@Jakeallen86

they are the same person dude XD

[Jakeallen86]

@deviltetsuo555 I kno that.

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

"There's a fuckin' FINGER in your WALLET!"

Gets me every time

[Kardin]

I'd just like to point out that the guy voicing Dan is all over the internet, AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY. He's TERRIBLE.

[TacoBelIManager]

The name's Dickie. M. Dickie.

[90sHeroMAXD]

Balaclava is a ski mask

[KaguyaHimex]

I watched the two other vids in this epic saga...

And the Ventilator Shaft Man never comes up ONCE after this. D;

[Jakeallen86]

@KaguyaHimex Twice actually.

[cyberhoodlum]

The main character sounds like he's trying to sound British but failing miserably. He just has a weird way of pronouncing things such as when he says, "And I couldn't remember much since I woke up inna baffroub." "I couldn't fit thruder ventilation shaft. I could however just barely make out a figeu on dee other side."

[blargyblargster]

@cyberhoodlum I for one think he's trying to imitate Solid Snake. And failing horribly.

[6Shooter28]

If that's supposed to be British, then yes it definitely IS an epic fail.

[DaSchmidteh]

lol you guys make this game sound crappy XD

[xplay108]

@DaSchmidteh Cause it is.

[CheatMasterAOD]

Toilet Role?

[noone242412]

when i burned my figue all i got was a piece of gum

[SamuraiFoochs]

Proteus's giggles are great.

Also he totally says "It's out of my HHHREACH."

[EthVortexShield]

Looking back over this, why does no one notice how this fucked up building has a bathroom with TWO doors, and both of which cannot be unlocked from the inside?

[cyberhoodlum]

Lol, I remember playing this game. I used a walkthrough, too, and I remember how silly it was that I had to burn a finger to get something to pick the lock with.

[25thDaveWalker]

The intro sounds just like Resident evil survivor's intro

[OrderofMertuary]

@over9000christian Ermm... I think you haven't realized you flew into hell's den, and started preaching about god, so I'm letting you know that, and congratulations! :P

[SenseiLeRoof]

@over9000christian The 11th commandment: Thou shalt not SPAM.

[scatzilla99]

@over9000christian err wat.

[CheatMasterAOD]

Who's Dan McNeely

[Gight77]

im sorry but i would love to have dan mcneely's voice

[WinglessIceAngel]

Proteus: "BURN THE BIBLE, BURN THE BIBLE".

xD

[Hamsteere]

1:18

MY GROTTY PISS-STAINED TOILET

[Rikaroar]

why do i feel so = mind my feet of snow.

good job google+youtube

[troysson81]

0:18 It's Shadow the Hedgehog!

[PKrockin]

Wait wait wait... this narrator sounds like the guy who voiced Black Mage from the Flash version 8-bit Theater.

[CPTHAP]

"Pulsate! Quickly!"

[Darut1337]

As an aspiring writer, this gives me confidence that even I could write something compelling or interesting.

"Someone wrote this, I want you to remember this." Exactly my thoughts.

[85879]

whats up with ludy cruss?

[HHKelevra]

Johnny Rocketfingers is actually an alright game.

This thing is just friggen ridiculous.

[TinTinFtw]

TURN ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO!

"Yeah, alright. I'll just reveal it." =

"Ill write of Israel and its cities."

[pikacube64]

"It's out of my reach." = "It's on a poppy should."

[sonicfeet]

0:41

Proteus (I think) shits himself.

[CommanderBonk]

AS I BURN THE SKIN OFF OF THE FINGER

[Headbanger142]

6:40 What the Fuck?!

[TehZoln]

yeah I'll write of Israel and its cities

[UkeaOP]

@TehZoln This is houston

[VasiliSturacov]

A balaclava is pretty much a ski mask, however Balaclava is it's original name, so most people just have different name for it. Also, the maid's name is "Dialla". The "Pulsating" is them breathing, of course.

[Owl1222]

@VasiliSturacov Naturally, but the pulsating is too pronounced. I mean, you watch someone breath in real life, their stomachs pulsate, which is logical, as that's how the diaphragm moves.

But, their arms, heads, legs, shoulders and heads? I've never seen anyone's whole entire body move like that while breathing in real life...

[kingbooforums]

the fginger was plastic how else would he get the stuff off?

[TAGMOMG]

@kingbooforums Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't burning plastic create noxious fumes in most cases? Admitidaly, the finger might not create enough fumes to kill him, but it could well have knocked him out...

[OrderofMertuary]

@TAGMOMG Maybe it did, and this entire game was just a dream sequence from hell, and it turns out he got drunk, and his friends locked him in the bathroom, and the 2 other games were just him wigging out on the fumes from the plastic?

[TAGMOMG]

@OrderofMertuary ...

You know, I was surgestiong that the games were all some sort of delusional hallucination - After all, we had to blowtorch a fence to get to our dead boyfriend, how did he get their again? - And when you add in what you just surgested, we might well have a tangable theory.

Maybe this is what Godlimitations was really going for here - A test of wit, or something like that.

... Probably not, though.

[OrderofMertuary]

@TAGMOMG 'Either there's a insane plot where you're already dead.. Or the author just didn't think it through, I'll leave it to you as a reading exersize' I believe that quote from these guys sums it up perfectly. lol

I think it was symbolism that the 5 guys that made this game, were all high on LSD when they made this.. Or they're just a bunch of absolute morons.

[TAGMOMG]

@OrderofMertuary Indeed it does. Well, maybe not the "allready dead" part, but still.

Nah, if this game was made on LSD, there would be no bibles. ... I don't know why, but hey. That's just how I would foresee it.

[OrderofMertuary]

@TAGMOMG My uncle saw jesus on the walls while on LSD...

[kingbooforums]

i love trapped

[UberRusty]

Fuck off,Kingboo.

[FireJigglypuff2310]

This is my best Solid Snake impression. Let's go wear some bellaclauvas!

[SailorMan69]

Burn the bible! Burn the bible!

[sproutsareevil]

*shows her the bed* "Hey can you help me with something?"

Anyone here whose mind didn't go straight into the gutter?

[Owl1222]

you know what I just noticed? after watching this series through again, I just realized... that guy sleeping in the ventilation never shows up again.

why was he in there, again?

[Wolfcat22]

Doesn't it show the main character in Trapped (can't remember the name...) killing him in a flashback? Why? I don't know, half of this doesn't make any sense.

[TheHeroOfLegends]

For the same reason there was a safe in the wall I guess.

[Ledundeadv66]

It's comfty in there.

[0Lottee0]

@Owl1222 Turns out he's Gruenbaum. The guy Dan Mcneely was trying to get money out of. I don't know this because I am a fan of the game and have played it a lot. I know it because I've watched these retsupurae episodes so many times xD

[EthVortexShield]

Does Dan McNeely (I think thats his name, fuck if I know) have to sound like Mewtwo when he says "Where... am I?" when he wakes up?

...I mean fuck its even used in the same context.

[moneymandate]

I love how it's never explained whose finger was in the wallet in the two following games

[NekoArle]

Actually, they do explain where the finger comes from. In the closin' sequence to Trapped when Dan realises who he is, and has the flashback with ... The dude with the long awkward name that I can't be bothered to look up how to spell... He demands he be given the combination to the safe or he'll 'break him apart piece by piece, starting with his fingers.'

[TheDonkeysOfDeath]

i think the dramatic music that keeps reoccurring in the trilogy is taken/stolen from equilibium

[SuperYoshiBrosFan]

is the author's name really Godlimations?

isnt it limitations? TYPO ALERT!

[SenorSlopez]

@SuperYoshiBrosFan Actually, I think it's supposed to be a combination of "God" and "animations", although God Limitations would probably be a more suitable name for this studio...

[SuperYoshiBrosFan]

oh well i never thought of that it makes way more sense now

[Sasuto17]

ummm no... like animations but with godli instead... use your brain

[SuperYoshiBrosFan]

well i did use my brain, i used my brain to figure out there was a typo. Its just how you look at it and your not the first to tell me

[thebigtarget1]

@SuperYoshiBrosFan are you kidding? the picture even looks like Jesus wearing the crown of thorns! His name is godlimations get over it. Thats why all his stories are usually somewhat Christian related.

[zioz99]

i love at 6:40 when the dramatic music plays and slowbeef goes "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

[BonesAndBones]

holy shit.. ROBBERS AND THIEVES?

[imabluekindaguy]

Dan McNeely is the worst badass in the best way.

[ScreemingMantis]

I'm surprised that in none of the three games did you comment on the fact that they CONSTANTLY switch between past and present tense when talking about things.