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  • lol wut?

  • @BuddhaBassLine Yeah, but at least Lucas doesn't ruin the endings with fanmade recuts that don't follow true star wars canon, because there would be consequences to that, like Luke and Leia never being born, The republic never becomes the empire and there would be no rebel alliance.

  • XD I love fan-made alternative endings! BTW sox, the man with the green lightsaber is, let's see if I spell his name right, Gui Gon Jin

  • If the soldiers shot Darth Maul right when the door opened,then the guy with the green lightsaber would have survived.

  • Lol

  • Lame. Lame. Lame. Stupid YouTube fuckers. Stop ruining Star Wars with these crappy alternate endings!

  • @solidmario1 They would never presume to ruin Star Wars! That honour is reserved for George Lucas.

  • I see much swag in Darth Maul

  • Here is something that i do not understand.

    Why don't people carry bullet weapons in Star Wars?

    Think about it... A light saber will heat up metal till melting... Bullets are made of lead... hot molten lead on a jedi/sith will hurt... they will loose focus and get hit by the other bullets...

  • @NoUniqueUsername Hmm, maybe because its STAR WARS?

  • You know your badass when you make 30+ armed soldiers take the long way.

  • All those guns could have taken Maul down, but they decided to walk off.

  • BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!! A WHOLE 38 SECONDS! WHOO! I nominate this video to the grammys!!!

  • @platolucy

    you mean the oscars?

  • drunk person

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  • you know what ussally i hate it when people do paradys well this is not that bad good job man

  • Lol "Written and directed by George Lucas", that explains it

  • so many ...hahaha... alternate ...hahaha... and funny en ...hahah... dings.

  • SUICIDE!!

  • " OH BOY WAS THAT FUNNY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD "

  • Darth Maul was too strong. Obi-Wan shouldn't of killed him, but Obi-Wan is Obi afterall.

  • LOL he must have 4got it was double-sided

  • Cunt Seppuku

  • Darth Maul extends both blades.

    DARTH MAUL: Yeah boy! (slices himself in half) oops.

    Obi-wan and Qui-Gon walk over.

    Obi-Wan + Qui-Gon: :/ (Drag Maul to the pit)

    DARTH MAUL: Now listen guys, we're all Jedi, right? :) (Throw maul over pit) Thank God for the trampoline at the bottom.

    QUI-GON: You removed the trampoline, right Obi-Wan?

    OBI-WAN: :D

    DARTH SIDIOUS (5 HOURS LATER): Has my new apprentice passed the test?

    DROIDS: Yeah... um... he fell.

  • I think he has cut his ball, ouch. ==

  • @lTofSmitia And yet, he was defeated by a Padowan.

  • @MaxJonesNew What about if a girl tried to....

  • Gaurd leader:Fuck this lets go even though we can kill him.

    Jedi:....>.>

  • Dont try to show off or you will accidently stab your penis.

  • @Bradleyharrogate Not even the Jedi MASTERS who cought on to the clone troopers attacks stood a chance at such close range.

  • S.T.U.P.I.D.

    

  • @ChildOfTheWilderness UM NO I DON'T YOU OVER ESTIMATE IT...... for maul..... BUT STILL FOR MAUL YA HE WOULD HAVE DIED

  • doors open pew pew pew *everyone fires*

  • this is awesome if people were stupid and waved a lightsaber around this would happen

  • btw your video is complete shit. i hope you injure your penis while you fuck your dog.

  • @amomynonimous STFU you prob dont have a penis! why watch the fukin video if you just gonna write this!

  • hes a sith if you shoot at him he will deflect and possibly kill you or someone else. if you throw thermal detonator at him he will force it back to you before it hits the ground.

  • lol not bad

  • how did i get here from mlp ????

  • Yeah it is a bit dumb I mean just chuck a couple of thermal detonators his way and open fire. Although then there'd be no epic end battle and it'd be a lame way for him to go...

    *Guard chucks thermal detonator - 2 seconds later Darth Maul's leg gets thrown towards the camera*

  • LOL!!! all I can say is LOL.

  • He fucked that up.

  • I would do that to with a double bladed lightsaber =P

  • Lol darth maul is horny

  • Well to be very honest, that'd probably happen to me if I had a double-ended lightsaber...

  • lol they where really despite for a sith so they hired the drunk darthmall

  • Darth Maul sucks at lightsaber in the video!

  • they should of shot him when the door opened but lol this sceen is WAY better

  • fail

    

  • Aff

  • Darth Maul just lost his penis

  • I don't understand why the 30 or so royal guards didn't bother shooting Maul..... No way in hell could he have deflected so many blasts.

  • @theangusbugg Cause this is about honor between the two jedis and darth maul

  • @theangusbugg You do not know the Sith well. Maul would spit them out...

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  • @theangusbugg Uhhh... He's a very powerful Sith lord with a Saberstaff. He could've deflected them fairly easily and quickly killed them, which is why they just didn't get in the way (in addition to having more important things to do).

  • @theangusbugg Oh, yes, he could of.. 

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  • @theangusbugg Yes if both Jedis and all guards attack together Mual will have no chance.

  • @theangusbugg how many times have you seen any regular soldier(clones, stormtroopers, repels etc) hit anything in star wars universe ;)

  • @theangusbugg Read the books. Apparently they can...

    And there's the Force

  • @theangusbugg They where too busy pissing their pants cause of his Deadly Demonic and Badass Impression plus his Massively EPIC Entrance as a Bonus.

  • @theangusbugg Because Darth Maul is that epic

  • @CuteYetiTv Yeah, so epic he was killed by a padowan.

  • @theangusbugg False: He is still alive. He is returning in the Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season Four finale. You can not argue with this as TCW is G-Canon (George Lucas Canon)

  • @theangusbugg Because it's a shit movie that makes no sense whatsoever. WATCH THE REDLETTERMEDIA STAR WARS REVIEW. He will expain everything.

  • @theangusbugg

    This happened this way because all the royal guards had the sam thought at the same time. let the fools with light sticks do it!

  • @theangusbugg he could just force push the shit out of them though maybe?

  • @theangusbugg Well he could because he actually is from hell lol 

  • And darth maul jizzed in his pants

  • LMFAO

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!

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  • HAHHAHAHAHHAH! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I WISH THIS DID HAPPEN THE QUI-GON WOULD STILL BE ALLIVE =)

  • This is why double bladed lightsabers are so hard to master, you always have the risk of slicing yourself in half.

  • Not trying to be that annoying dumb-ass but if you read the story's he actually lives.

  • only a beast can make 30 people not want any part of you

  • I just noticed that when Padme and co. "go the long way", a couple of the guards went in the wrong direction...

  • some brisk will bring him back..

  • Omg absolutely genius.

  • like if you think the dislike bar looks a bit like a lightsaber!

  • He doesnt even die tho, if yall would read the books or the comic youll find out he got cut in half and was left in a sewer

  • @naz523 comics are fake dumbo they just remake the film in there view

  • he is still alive

  • If i were carrying a gun and some tatooed guy with horns on his head appeared, id probably go "the long way" too!

  • Sidious - Now this is your new double lightsaber. Just invented it.

    Maul - It's sooo cool master!

    Sidious - Remember not to use it before you'll finish your double sword training!

    Maul - Emmm... Double... sword... training?

    Sidious - You didn't forgot to train did you?!

    ---- Later ---

    Maul - * Damn, two jedi! Can't take'em with just one blade... Ok... I'll risk and try this double thing, why not...*

  • Lol best ending

  • THis is precisely what would happen to 12 million fan boys if lightsabers were real.

  • @Rompcom Thats the sad truth :)

  • @Rompcom But those like me and a few other's that actually know how to not kill yourself with a sword would be invincible!!!!

  • @Rompcom i know lol

  • @Rompcom lol

  • Lol

  • :D

  • @Tenacityful yes but in war you can't kill someone that is unarmed

  • @XBK8 HE has a double lightsaber -_-

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  • They didn't blast him because he is an unarmed person it's not the Jedi way and I knew that and I'm only 12

  • @XBK8 None of them guards are Jedi...

  • @Tenacityful ur a wanker. Just saying

  • @bigheadfred6 You're jealous of my top comment, Just saying..

  • @Tenacityful HAHAHAHAHA no. Fuck off and smd. Just saying! biaaatch!

  • @bigheadfred6 You should kill yourself, you'd be doing the world a favour. Just saying.

  • @Tenacityful Nah mate i will pass on that, but ur welcome to suck my dick!

  • @bigheadfred6 I'm female so that wouldn't be a problem, But I wouldn't really want to though, as I'm not that kind of girl. :D

  • @XBK8 They ones with blasters aren't Jedi's. The left because they we're carrying out whatever the rest of the mission was. I can't remember. Which is why they went the "long way." And Darth Maul wasn't unarmed. He had a dual light saber ha. He just hadn't turned it on yet.

  • oups ...

  • hahah if only it was like that.

  • As soon as doors open Pew pew pew *everyone fires* he's dead ok moving on!

  • @noahnynja88 Read Star Wars: Shadow Hunter

    You'll find out really quick just how strong Maul is...I don't think them shooting would have been all too effective

  • @noahnynja88 OK, that's just stupid, everyone knows that Maul would've... Yeah, OK, fine. You win.

  • @noahnynja88 and that's why you will never be a jedi

  • @noahnynja88 That's what I said!!!

  • @noahnynja88 You underestimate the power of the force

  • @ChildOfTheWilderness Don't try to frighten us with the Sorcerers ways.

  • @DAVIDInitiative I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  • @noahnynja88 wheres the fun in that lol

  • Nut shot!

  • i guess darth maul didnt want qui gon to be right so he killed himself

  • darth maul is freakin awesome no dising cock face

  • @Mysterio1673

    i like darth maul

  • this is why you should not have a double blade lightsaber and swing it to kill your self.tsk tsk tsk How SHAME on Darth Maul he should go to handling lightsaber to don't kill your self school besides WHO LIKES DARTMAUL!!!!!!!!

  • ya knw while he was looking at the ground they could of blasted him and, hes done DUH!!! -_______-

    and the funny bit was the random credits that came on at the end haha

  • Hari Kari!!!

  • @0IIIIII HaraKiri

  • He killed himself because he got scared once he saw qui-gon and obi-wan pull out there lightsabers,and decided that he couldn't take them on.

  • Bravo dude!!

  • Hey The Dislike Like Bar Is A lightsaber XD

  • why didnt they all just blast the shit out of him 

  • Some should give Darth Maul a Headicure

  • One of the best scenes of all time! Love the music!

  • @teeahtate Yes, that had to be one of the best entrances you can ask for, combined with the music.

  • lol

    

  • i a bit laugh when he dies

  • why is he moving like a ballerina?

  • Jin: We'll handle this...

    (All the troops leave with the guns.)

    Obi-Wan: Good call, Master

  • lightsaber to the crotch!

  • Nice light saber like bar ;)

  • Better than the original.

  • i want to see lucas kill himself.

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  • You know your a bad ass when 30+ Elite Naboo royal gurds take one look at you and say "We'll take the long way." XD

  • ". . . and that, my students, is how we all should fight!"

  • @Lizzajr118 haha assasins creed reference

  • LOL spins his lightsaber and kills himself the goofy bastard

  • Flip flip flip stab

    "Fuck-ing... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL"

    *falls down cliff*

  • LOL best one I've found so far.

  • fail

  • Looks like Darth..

    *Puts on Sunglasses*

    ...Just got Mauled!

    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHH

  • @Tenacityful Damn it! You beat me at the CSI Miami joke. :( lol.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Bloody brilliant!

  • "we'll handle this"

    (30 troops armed with blasters leave)

    ...Yea, nice one...

  • @Birdieupon Yeah, that didn't make much sense. The prequels could have actually been good if George Lucas had thought through the stories more thoroughly. I think they would have benefitted from others writing drafts of the scripts. Also, no Hayden Christianson.

  • @Birdieupon Yeah always wondered why they did that when he didnt even have his saber ready....even worse in the sequel when you clearly see jedi's get blasted point blank lol

  • @MckaysProductions The jedi died beacuse the baddies snuck up behind them

  • @MrBTRrules Not true lots get shot in the front. Like the one killed by the bounty hunter for example.

  • @MckaysProductions what ep plz!

  • @Birdieupon armed with force he is

  • @Birdieupon duh they stupid

  • @Birdieupon i know and he didn't even have his saber out so he couldn't block it....but pfft who cares..it was a great fight scene

  • @Birdieupon

    It took him long enough just to put down his hood and take out his lightsaber.

    They could of bloody shot the hell out of him XD