Multiculturalism= the belief that all cultures are of equal value, even one which is based on the demented rantings of a 7th century Middle East pedophile called Mohammed.
@cybercheeseburger True. Christianity is also complete bullshit. But religion`s influence in Europe nowadays is way less than the influence of religion in the daily lives of people who live in the muslim world. Meh!
Sand Niggers from Middle East are truely Radical Savages. I don't care How much THose Sand Niggers Blabber their Mouth About Faggot Allah unless They really become Mature, stop beating their women, concealing their faces or Killing people for disagreeing.
ISLAM = TYRANT = CHRISTIANITY IN 1500.
Will Muslim fuckers EVER learn HOw disgusting they look? They don't know they themselves are so disgusting they always believe people hate Allah ROFL.
Muslims Today are Identical to Christrians in the Dark Age. I personally think Both Religions and their Acolytes are Disgusting (yuck!) Troll Faggots who do not Deserve to live in this world. These bastards have been at war for Centuries.
Savages will never learn. Disgusting Animals Killing for Novels like Bible and Coran. Troll stories. LOL Go play Starcraft.
Only people in the world with no sense of self-irony is muslims! MUSLIMS stop being so uptight! Being able to laught at the jokes about yourself is a key step to preventing conflict.
@Northern85Star They can laugh at themselves, you'd be surprised if you actually spoke to them how lightly they can take criticism - don't confuse the radicals America's chosen to go to "war" with as EVERY MUSLIM.
Look at any forum, shit look at any YouTube video - do you think the hate, the whining, crying and bitching is just a load of Muslims who can't "take a joke"? I'm not Muslim myself but I take exception to your stereotyping because I actually know real ones, not US cartoon propaganda.
Every civilized on Earth is on a high alert and has to be vigilant because of the threat of radical Islam. India recently experienced their biggest attack in the nation's history. It was only rivaled by the previous Islamic attack. First step to solving a problem is admitting it exists.
After a zany Florida pastor threatened to burn the Quran, Islamists responded by storming a UN building and killing people. That cartoon's looking awfully real.
After terrorists flew two planes into the twin towers America declared racial genocide on Muslims Iraqis, and they're STILL out there bombing the shit out of the civilians. They've more than "made up" for the death toll, when will the revenge game be over?
And America still hasn't atoned for using nuclear bombs twice on civilian cities after a > military < installation was attacked during WW2; don't even begin to pretend America doesn't overreact. That's all it does.
Putting aside your hyperbole and bullshit for a second.....You can believe all of that and still view Islam as a problem, and it is. Be consistent with your criticism.
@MasterfulInsane It's YouTube, not Court. Don't just go off on a tangent to evade my points, either accept them, reply accordingly and move on or i'll just stop bothering to reply since you're too busy ignoring what I say.
I stand by my view America has a problem with violence towards other nations; it could be a force for good in the world, hell it could make the entire place a living Eden, but as it is it's just the schoolyard bully beating up smaller kids for lunch money. Not literally...
Your points were bullshit, and we're only discussing them because you evaded the point about radical Islam, which is kind of what this video is about. Or did you forget?
I know real, tangible Muslims, they have far tougher skin than a lot of people I know. "Radical Islam" is just a generic idea that all Muslims want to bomb city centers and shops and the entire faith revolves around terrorism - this is perfect, it's exactly what you're expected to believe because God forbid you ever meet these people and form your own opinion about them, that's not good for business.
I know real, tangible Muslims as well. Richard Reid, Hanafi Siege hostage takers, Osama bin Laden, Grand Mufti of Juruselem (Nazi collaborator), all of the 9/11 hijackers, the underwear bomber, Jihad Jane, Mohammad (murderous thug crusader idolized by Muslims), D.C. sniper, (insert any of the hundred Islamic dictators here), etc.
Saying 'radical Islam' is a kind way of distinguishing the many violent Muslim practitioners from the non-violent ones. Mohammad himself was a terrorist. So, in a way it does revolve around terrorism. Muslim clerics preach hate and condone terrorist acts against the West and Israel.
@MasterfulInsane It's at times like this I should fall back on the whole Native Indian genocide episodes in America's history, or the nuclear bombing of Japan, or withdrawing from Vietnam after killing a few hundred thousand civilians, or just carpet bombing villages in Iraq "for freedom and justice", but I don't need to.
I meant *actual* people, not "some bad guys who were Muslim". You're another media puppet. They could say "Kill your parents MasterfulInsane" and you would. Gullible as shit.
@ChainsawGutsFuck Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
And you had the nerve to accuse me of deflection? :'-D. That's been your whole MO since we started. Case in point: Your last post. Anytime something negative is said about Islam, your response is always 'b-b-but America did....' That's what a Muslim apologist HAS to do, because they know the religion/the community is indefensible and can't survive criticism.
e.g. The Catolic church has a pedophile problem and is guilty of trying to cover it up. Likewise, the Islamic community has a problem, but theirs is deadleir and much more ubiquitous. They have a radical terrorist problem, which is something that has plagued the United States since its inception.
@Northern85Star I call BS, i know plenty of Christians and Jews who get severely insulted at even the mention of a tragedy like the holocaust. Truth is, at least in the holocaust it wasent the people who called themselves jews who did the killing. The religion of most people who have died from suicide bomber attacks is undeniably Islam.
Of course we are hurt by suicide bomber jokes, it is a great tragedy that the people we have to fear the most are our own misguided countrymen.
@dragonrayquaza Holocaust jokes does not make jews violent. Making a suicide bomber joke will turn muslims into... suicide bombers.
With no muslim opposing the violence.. rather, they will say that stuff like that happens when you disrespect their religion and that people should no do it...
@Northern85Star How did you come to that conclusion? My friends and family in Pakistan live in fear, how do you propose we "Oppose the violence" When doing so only gets you and your family killed?
By labeling terrorists as Muslims, you're saying that the root cause of the violence is Islam.
No, it is not. It is political corruption and poverty. Terrorist leaders only want power, and they use their twisted "interpretation" of Islam to take over the country through fear.
@dragonrayquaza You can fight it or live in fear - that's your own choice. In the west we tend to organize against such things, like the freedom fighers during WW2.. or like the current defence leagues which are rising.
No one is labelling all muslims as terrorists, it was a joke. And there IS a lot of terrorism done in the name of islam, while no muslims are fighting it - except verbally. Where's the "Muslims against extremism" organisations?
@Northern85Star And in spite of the fact that it gets us killed, people still speak out against the actions of the likes of the Taliban & Al Qaeda. Between 2004-2008, AQ was responsible the deaths of about 300 "Westerners". You know how many Muslims? OVER 10x that number.
I wouldn't expect western media to report this, people don't care when men, women or children die on foreign soil. Besides, it takes away shock value from when white people die.
@dragonrayquaza It's both political and religious power, the motives intertwine. Who are you to say what is the correct interpretation of the Quran, do you know Allah better than the rest? Terrorism is often done in the name of islam and according to the Quran. How? Because you're allowed to fight invaders, some consider US as invading due to their support of Israel
@dragonrayquaza ... and yes, more muslims die because there's a war. Why is there a war? Because the governments there did nothing to stop the organisations residing in those countries who attack westerners. Muslims initiated the violence, don't forget that.
She actually just states a simple fact: Suicide-bombers are muslim and mecca is the holy place for muslims. It is stated in the quran that every muslim should travel to mecca. So, it is actually not even a joke. But, it doesn't take much to step on a muslim's toe!
@boomtao Well, according to wikipedia, the Dutch started doing it. The most famous ones would probably be Japanese Kamikaze attacks on Allied ships during the second world war.
According to Wikipedia, you're an apologist and full of shit. The two groups that commit the most suicide bombings today are Muslims and LTTE members. Japanese Kamikazes? You went over half a century ago back in time for that one.
@MasterfulInsane I don't recall apologising for anything. Anyway, OP said "Suicide-bombers are muslim", so I said that not all suicide bombers were muslim. OP stopped caring, apparantly, so why do you?
Vast majority are. It's a problem that needs to be addressed, but we can never do that because an apologist will always come along and say what you did or evoke the crusades.
@MasterfulInsane Again, I didn't apologise for anything. I will not deny that Muslims have unfortunatly given their lives and taken others in the hopes of going to a better place which probably doesn't even exist, but saying that the "vast majority" of all suicide bombers since the invention of gunpowder were Muslim, is utter bullshit, and you should stop generalising.
Whatever the case was in the past, they're clearly high on the list of groups that do it the most today. And I find your My Little Pony obsession strange, just saying.
@MasterfulInsane Even though I could keep arguing, I won't. I have noticed that you are running out of arguments and have taken to personal stabs, which is usually a measure of desperation.
No they don't, dipshit. You made it seem like they had the interest of their people and communities in mind. You don't let off bombs within your own communities if that's the case.
They also routinely cut the heads and limbs off of fellow Muslim children. Or use them to do it. But that's the post-tramatic stress disorder from 'evil America' or something. :'-D
We bomb more than anyone else. We bombed lots of people to death in Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya recently. The Americans have bombed over twenty countries since WW2. It's hypocritical to ignore the reality.This woman should tell some loony American bombing jokes.
Mohammad went on his own 'crusade', dumbass. Muslims slaughtered their way across half of Asia. They enslaved African Americans (longer than whites, in fact) and preyed upon ships at sea, most notably American ships (see Barbary wars).
@MasterfulInsane African Americans? Africans maybe somebody here lives in a 2d world? Just so you know Europe before the crusades cast down heretics,burned women beleived witches, killed those with new ideas whilst these Islamic crusades occured. Deuteronomy 13 verses 13 - 19 it says !kill all the inhabitants of a town if one person believes in another god" you prove my point even further that both are atrocious religions, also who said I was an atheist, I am Agnostic IDIOT!
If you bothered looking the at comment ONE MINUTE after that, or just used simple common sense, you'd know I meant Africans. Everything else you posted is irrelevant. Never said the Bible didn't contain violent verses, you jackass. What does that have to do with the disproportionate number of Muslims committing violence? Also, that verse you quoted was carried out by Semites in the Middle East.
@MasterfulInsane So you are a racist now too? hahahhahahahaaha you are digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole, "were carried out by semites in the middle east" so only semitic arabs are capable of atrocity, it sounds like you are trying to wipe the slate clean for the white European English, German and French crusaders and the other example I used which was the Spanish inquisition. So those did not mattter because they were white?
Racist? You're a fucking idiot. You tried to start up a pissing match and evoked a Bible verse. I simply pointed out that the verse in question was intended for (and carried out by) Middle Easterners. This is just your attempt at misdirection, anyways. Whenever someone tries to address Islamic terrorism in the here and now, some idiot will scream 'crusades!'
@MasterfulInsane Which is futile when the truth be known : the Crusades only started 400 years after Jihad began in an attempt to stop the violence & deaths of millions by Islamic Jihad.It was a defensive war. many been been led to believe lies, not the least Muslims. I feel for them living in a bubble of lies, desperate to white-wash their historical crimes. Reading up on Byzantine Xtians and India brutalized by Islamic Jihad from the 7th century brought me to tears.
I'm not as familiar with that history, but I know that India still deals with Islamic terrorism today. But who doesn't, right? They try and white-wash a lot of things, cont.
For instance, Islamists will have you believe Islam wasn't an enemy of the United States until our interventionism in the early 80s. Unfortunately, that doesn't account Hanafi Siege in '77, Islamist Nazis during WW2, Barbary attacks on American ships (which were religiously motivated, as stated by the corsairs themselves and their terrorist sponsoring homeland), etc.
@MasterfulInsane Exactly, let alone the barbary pirate attacks upon European coasts where they carried off slaves from Netherlands, Ireland, Cornwall & more. apart from all that,proof lies in their islamic countries R usually unjust- run by tyrants , many poverty-ridden ( reason they come here to the West but they will never admit it) and they claim islamic Sharia will be just ! (like i.e.Pakistan I suppose, where also the "blasphemy law" persecute minorities especially Christians)
You always have to explain to simpleton Muslim apologists why the 'pirate' part's irrelevant. That popular quote atheists refer to, about how America is in no way founded on Christian principles (the gist of it, anyways), was delivered with the intention of quelling the aggression of the Barbary states.
Freedom of speech. Fuck all you idiots who are offended by anything. If you dont like it then close your ears, shield your eyes and go live in a cave. Without YOUR freedom of speech you wouldnt be able to come on this site and bitch about other people using THEIR freedom of speech. Ironic no? Yet most of you brain-dead plebs dont even realise this; just letting the hate-filled liquid shit that is your inner thoughts pour out into the world.
Given this doesn't really promote any stereotype of Muslims, or insult non-violent Muslims, aside from the fact that suicide bombers consider Mecca holy ground, it shouldn't be offensive.
@chillydogification Well said. This day and age it seems to be customary to automatically grant religions a special "untouchable" status without acknowledging that many religions mandate slavery, murder and oppression of women.
@longbendy81 you can imagine, if every Muslim actually did what the quran commanded , they would be a lot more wars , yes its scary non muslim people in majority muslim countries are suffering, the videos are all over youtube, as soon as islam becomes the majority you will see its true colours.. I.E nigeria
This is a very funny joke and those that are offended can stay offended. I couldn't give a rats arse about mealy mouthed, sour faced, humourless bores.
It's not that funny and Muslims have as much right to be offended by this as a Catholic would be about paedophile priests at the Vatican jokes. I would never call for censorship in comedy and would not ban this joke. I also don't believe in any imaginary man in the sky. But there are billions of Muslims and a couple of thousand at most militant jihadists so get some perspective. There are millions of idiots out their who will see this as some sort of confirmation of their prejudices.
I am amazed how you laugh at the Muslims and you are dirty?? You are the sons of adulterers and jealousy does not have a man that can fuck with your mother and your sister and can not do anything to him eat pork and worship dirty Cross Atnzv wood and water, ass in the bathroom? Any uncleanness in which you live, O impure
Muslim uses water after eating and after bathroom or eat only clean food Flaeugd comparison between the Muslim Almohads and you dirty
I think in the case of satire and comedy you should be able to laugh at almost anything, especially something like religion as there is no real proof of any of them being true (hey if you're faith is strong you can take a joke)
i'm not really sure why having a pop at Islam is taboo but making fun of Christianity/Judaism is fine. Laugh a little everyone :)
@HyperVoldo Are you mad, don't make fun of Islam, do you want to be killed!? Making fun of it is a horrible idea, unless of course you are a good shot, in which case you're fine. OORAH!
Having a pop at Muslims = Islamophobia and that's usually thinly veiled racism as well.
There is a perspective with jokes like these which overlooks the reality. We are invading and killing Muslims in some countries and that's why there are suicide bombers. Where are the jokes that reflect this reality ? I don't see comedians doing jokes about that.
You are a dumbass. Your explanation for the existence of suicide bombers is pea-brained and half baked. You understand that these terrorists routinely blow up schools and marketplaces in their communities, correct? Let me guess, it's post-tramatic stress disorder from 'evil American invaders.' Fucking idiot. I guess that's also your excuse for the barbaric actions of the Barbary states.
I think the real ignorant people here are the ones basing their entire lives, manner of living and beliefs on what can only be described as an 'imaginary figure in the clouds' with absolutely no proof of such a being existing.
@mihail9988 How is it ignorant to find humor in something as preposterous as religion? Then again, I guess I would agree with you to some degree that the No. 1 source of pain, suffering and misery in human history is perhaps not the ideal source for laughter.
The funniest part and its utter brilliance lies in the fact that its the truth. An islamacist's mecca is mecca. Words will always stike potently if spoken with the raw truth. I love the twang that resonates when truth is heard.
it has all the possible elements of a joke but I always thought if a joke is more funny than it is offensive then it is a good joke. this joke kind of cancels the funny part with the offinsive part and you're just hanging there waiting for someone either to laugh or not.
If I were a muslim I would be more offended that Islam says it´s OK to have sexual intercourse with animals just as long as you sell the meat outside your own village.
Apart from the fact that having sex with animals is sick you can also get sick when eating animals full with sperms from other muslims.
How can that NOT be more offensive as a muslim? Surely goat fuckers and sperm lovers are in a minority and the large majority don´t think fucking animals is ok and that sperm is tasty?
Whoever created the various tags that would bring people to view this video, obviously created & designed them to create a fight. I am not Muslim, but I am also not a fan of the joke, however don't blame the lady telling the joke; she is just reading off an autocue, and you may notice the panelists, and herself as the presenter looked awkward, after telling the joke. They probably are sharing in the knowledge, with that look, that whoever wrote that shit joke will probably be in trouble with th
first of all woman are not funny. this cunt of a bitch needs to be slapped up like the silly little bitch that she is and then chop the heads of her family the fucking slag
i am a muslim.. and in a gentle man's way... i m offended... its not funny... there major muslims who are working on the harmony with other people of the world...
@faraz007 yeah ? you are offended ? how about blowing the studio up ? or flying a fucking airliner into the building ? will that make 'Allah' happy and get you 72 virgins to enjoy ??
@faraz007 And the fact of the matter is there are those that do not. Why do you take offence to a joke? It is harmless. Why is religious belief and more specifically, Islam a no go area when it comes to humor and criticism?
@faraz007 and funnily enough there's a minoroty of muslims dragging your religion through shit and yet you do nothing about it, apart from deny that they are even muslims once they have committed their islamic "sin" of suicide, not forgetting murdering innocents. Even Syria cannot wake up the Arab League, a bunch a pussies who cannot agree to anything. Time you got a sense of humour too, but I am confused why this joke offended you when all I hear is suicide bombers are not real mulims
Dumpert!
H58053 4 hours ago
Has there ever been a funny woman?
gregtube88 10 hours ago
If you think about it, she does have a point. Where is the holiest place for Muslim suicide bombers? Mecca of course.
themightyjoseph 17 hours ago
but if I tell a joke about Jews then its classed as antisemitism.
smilro 2 days ago
@smilro yeah but jews dont go kill people or threaten to behead you, they will just right a letter
imputanium 2 days ago
@smilro
People do that all the time. The difference? They aren't threatened or killed.
MasterfulInsane 2 days ago
lol that was funny
centralviva 2 days ago
It's funny!
But somehow people censure themselves when it comes to islam.
Laugh damnyou!
SicSeb 2 days ago
Multiculturalism= the belief that all cultures are of equal value, even one which is based on the demented rantings of a 7th century Middle East pedophile called Mohammed.
hmwm67 2 days ago
@hmwm67 Yeah, but the one over here is based on a magic carpenter 2000 years ago of questionable existance called Jesus, so meh.
cybercheeseburger 2 days ago
@cybercheeseburger True. Christianity is also complete bullshit. But religion`s influence in Europe nowadays is way less than the influence of religion in the daily lives of people who live in the muslim world. Meh!
hmwm67 1 day ago
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Sand Niggers from Middle East are truely Radical Savages. I don't care How much THose Sand Niggers Blabber their Mouth About Faggot Allah unless They really become Mature, stop beating their women, concealing their faces or Killing people for disagreeing.
ISLAM = TYRANT = CHRISTIANITY IN 1500.
Will Muslim fuckers EVER learn HOw disgusting they look? They don't know they themselves are so disgusting they always believe people hate Allah ROFL.
octopielol 2 days ago
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Muslims Today are Identical to Christrians in the Dark Age. I personally think Both Religions and their Acolytes are Disgusting (yuck!) Troll Faggots who do not Deserve to live in this world. These bastards have been at war for Centuries.
Savages will never learn. Disgusting Animals Killing for Novels like Bible and Coran. Troll stories. LOL Go play Starcraft.
octopielol 2 days ago
I hate people who comment on YouTube videos..including myself now
tomwh1993 2 days ago
'Brilliant'? My kid could have written this. And yeah...Muslims...chill out will ya?
Geekman333 3 days ago
Who is the woman and what is the name of the show?
1SapereAude1 3 days ago
@1SapereAude1
Don't be planning no Jihad now.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@MasterfulInsane
lol
1SapereAude1 3 days ago
@1SapereAude1
Just had to make sure. :-|
Sharon Horgan - Have We Got News For You (or something).
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
Only people in the world with no sense of self-irony is muslims! MUSLIMS stop being so uptight! Being able to laught at the jokes about yourself is a key step to preventing conflict.
Northern85Star 3 days ago 17
@Northern85Star They can laugh at themselves, you'd be surprised if you actually spoke to them how lightly they can take criticism - don't confuse the radicals America's chosen to go to "war" with as EVERY MUSLIM.
Look at any forum, shit look at any YouTube video - do you think the hate, the whining, crying and bitching is just a load of Muslims who can't "take a joke"? I'm not Muslim myself but I take exception to your stereotyping because I actually know real ones, not US cartoon propaganda.
ChainsawGutsFuck 3 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck Great comment.
Geekman333 3 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck I know lots of muslim, try cracking a joke on islam..
Northern85Star 3 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
Speaking of cartoons, an artist was murdered in broad daylight by a group of Islamists. They didn't like the fact that he made fun of their prophet.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
Just stop. Islam has a violence problem. Fact. A Muslim who kills is a Muslim following the Quran to the letter (yes, that applies to Christianity).
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@MasterfulInsane Violence problem? America has a violence problem. And it's not even religion-based, it's profit-based. Fact.
ChainsawGutsFuck 3 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
Please.
Every civilized on Earth is on a high alert and has to be vigilant because of the threat of radical Islam. India recently experienced their biggest attack in the nation's history. It was only rivaled by the previous Islamic attack. First step to solving a problem is admitting it exists.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@MasterfulInsane
*civilized nation
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
After a zany Florida pastor threatened to burn the Quran, Islamists responded by storming a UN building and killing people. That cartoon's looking awfully real.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@MasterfulInsane So what?
After terrorists flew two planes into the twin towers America declared racial genocide on Muslims Iraqis, and they're STILL out there bombing the shit out of the civilians. They've more than "made up" for the death toll, when will the revenge game be over?
And America still hasn't atoned for using nuclear bombs twice on civilian cities after a > military < installation was attacked during WW2; don't even begin to pretend America doesn't overreact. That's all it does.
ChainsawGutsFuck 3 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
Putting aside your hyperbole and bullshit for a second.....You can believe all of that and still view Islam as a problem, and it is. Be consistent with your criticism.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@MasterfulInsane It's YouTube, not Court. Don't just go off on a tangent to evade my points, either accept them, reply accordingly and move on or i'll just stop bothering to reply since you're too busy ignoring what I say.
I stand by my view America has a problem with violence towards other nations; it could be a force for good in the world, hell it could make the entire place a living Eden, but as it is it's just the schoolyard bully beating up smaller kids for lunch money. Not literally...
ChainsawGutsFuck 2 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
Your points were bullshit, and we're only discussing them because you evaded the point about radical Islam, which is kind of what this video is about. Or did you forget?
MasterfulInsane 2 days ago
@MasterfulInsane Another masterful deflection.
I know real, tangible Muslims, they have far tougher skin than a lot of people I know. "Radical Islam" is just a generic idea that all Muslims want to bomb city centers and shops and the entire faith revolves around terrorism - this is perfect, it's exactly what you're expected to believe because God forbid you ever meet these people and form your own opinion about them, that's not good for business.
"Radical Islam".... or is it "Radical America"?
ChainsawGutsFuck 2 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
I know real, tangible Muslims as well. Richard Reid, Hanafi Siege hostage takers, Osama bin Laden, Grand Mufti of Juruselem (Nazi collaborator), all of the 9/11 hijackers, the underwear bomber, Jihad Jane, Mohammad (murderous thug crusader idolized by Muslims), D.C. sniper, (insert any of the hundred Islamic dictators here), etc.
MasterfulInsane 2 days ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
Saying 'radical Islam' is a kind way of distinguishing the many violent Muslim practitioners from the non-violent ones. Mohammad himself was a terrorist. So, in a way it does revolve around terrorism. Muslim clerics preach hate and condone terrorist acts against the West and Israel.
MasterfulInsane 2 days ago 4
@MasterfulInsane It's at times like this I should fall back on the whole Native Indian genocide episodes in America's history, or the nuclear bombing of Japan, or withdrawing from Vietnam after killing a few hundred thousand civilians, or just carpet bombing villages in Iraq "for freedom and justice", but I don't need to.
I meant *actual* people, not "some bad guys who were Muslim". You're another media puppet. They could say "Kill your parents MasterfulInsane" and you would. Gullible as shit.
ChainsawGutsFuck 1 day ago
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@ChainsawGutsFuck Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
marionetemanJ 1 day ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
They are real people, dingus. Every last one of them. 'Well, uh, they're not peaceful, therefore they do not qualify as actual people.' Derp.
MasterfulInsane 1 day ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
And you had the nerve to accuse me of deflection? :'-D. That's been your whole MO since we started. Case in point: Your last post. Anytime something negative is said about Islam, your response is always 'b-b-but America did....' That's what a Muslim apologist HAS to do, because they know the religion/the community is indefensible and can't survive criticism.
MasterfulInsane 1 day ago
@MasterfulInsane lol your so stupid along with the ignorant cunts that gave your comment a thumbs up. People like you are hilarious
iiNaTRaNCeGaming 3 hours ago
@iiNaTRaNCeGaming
That means a lot coming from an infantile gaming retard.
MasterfulInsane 1 hour ago
@ChainsawGutsFuck
e.g. The Catolic church has a pedophile problem and is guilty of trying to cover it up. Likewise, the Islamic community has a problem, but theirs is deadleir and much more ubiquitous. They have a radical terrorist problem, which is something that has plagued the United States since its inception.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@Northern85Star I call BS, i know plenty of Christians and Jews who get severely insulted at even the mention of a tragedy like the holocaust. Truth is, at least in the holocaust it wasent the people who called themselves jews who did the killing. The religion of most people who have died from suicide bomber attacks is undeniably Islam.
Of course we are hurt by suicide bomber jokes, it is a great tragedy that the people we have to fear the most are our own misguided countrymen.
dragonrayquaza 1 day ago
@dragonrayquaza Holocaust jokes does not make jews violent. Making a suicide bomber joke will turn muslims into... suicide bombers.
With no muslim opposing the violence.. rather, they will say that stuff like that happens when you disrespect their religion and that people should no do it...
Northern85Star 1 day ago
@Northern85Star How did you come to that conclusion? My friends and family in Pakistan live in fear, how do you propose we "Oppose the violence" When doing so only gets you and your family killed?
By labeling terrorists as Muslims, you're saying that the root cause of the violence is Islam.
No, it is not. It is political corruption and poverty. Terrorist leaders only want power, and they use their twisted "interpretation" of Islam to take over the country through fear.
dragonrayquaza 23 hours ago
@dragonrayquaza You can fight it or live in fear - that's your own choice. In the west we tend to organize against such things, like the freedom fighers during WW2.. or like the current defence leagues which are rising.
No one is labelling all muslims as terrorists, it was a joke. And there IS a lot of terrorism done in the name of islam, while no muslims are fighting it - except verbally. Where's the "Muslims against extremism" organisations?
Northern85Star 7 hours ago
@Northern85Star And in spite of the fact that it gets us killed, people still speak out against the actions of the likes of the Taliban & Al Qaeda. Between 2004-2008, AQ was responsible the deaths of about 300 "Westerners". You know how many Muslims? OVER 10x that number.
I wouldn't expect western media to report this, people don't care when men, women or children die on foreign soil. Besides, it takes away shock value from when white people die.
Religion isnt the cause. It's political power.
dragonrayquaza 23 hours ago
@dragonrayquaza It's both political and religious power, the motives intertwine. Who are you to say what is the correct interpretation of the Quran, do you know Allah better than the rest? Terrorism is often done in the name of islam and according to the Quran. How? Because you're allowed to fight invaders, some consider US as invading due to their support of Israel
Northern85Star 7 hours ago
@dragonrayquaza ... and yes, more muslims die because there's a war. Why is there a war? Because the governments there did nothing to stop the organisations residing in those countries who attack westerners. Muslims initiated the violence, don't forget that.
Northern85Star 7 hours ago
@dragonrayquaza
This guy is less delusional than ChainsawGutsF..., who's not even Muslim. I appreciate your honesty.
MasterfulInsane 1 day ago
She actually just states a simple fact: Suicide-bombers are muslim and mecca is the holy place for muslims. It is stated in the quran that every muslim should travel to mecca. So, it is actually not even a joke. But, it doesn't take much to step on a muslim's toe!
boomtao 5 days ago
@boomtao There were a lot of suicide bombers that were not Muslim.
kiwipoo2 5 days ago
@kiwipoo2 -- Really? Tell me more!
boomtao 5 days ago
@boomtao Well, according to wikipedia, the Dutch started doing it. The most famous ones would probably be Japanese Kamikaze attacks on Allied ships during the second world war.
kiwipoo2 5 days ago
@kiwipoo2
According to Wikipedia, you're an apologist and full of shit. The two groups that commit the most suicide bombings today are Muslims and LTTE members. Japanese Kamikazes? You went over half a century ago back in time for that one.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@MasterfulInsane I don't recall apologising for anything. Anyway, OP said "Suicide-bombers are muslim", so I said that not all suicide bombers were muslim. OP stopped caring, apparantly, so why do you?
kiwipoo2 4 days ago
@kiwipoo2
Vast majority are. It's a problem that needs to be addressed, but we can never do that because an apologist will always come along and say what you did or evoke the crusades.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@MasterfulInsane Again, I didn't apologise for anything. I will not deny that Muslims have unfortunatly given their lives and taken others in the hopes of going to a better place which probably doesn't even exist, but saying that the "vast majority" of all suicide bombers since the invention of gunpowder were Muslim, is utter bullshit, and you should stop generalising.
kiwipoo2 4 days ago
@kiwipoo2
Whatever the case was in the past, they're clearly high on the list of groups that do it the most today. And I find your My Little Pony obsession strange, just saying.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@MasterfulInsane Even though I could keep arguing, I won't. I have noticed that you are running out of arguments and have taken to personal stabs, which is usually a measure of desperation.
kiwipoo2 4 days ago
@kiwipoo2
Not that serious, bro
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@MasterfulInsane
Bombing is bombing. The groups that resort to "suicide" bombing usually do it because they are powerless and have no drones, planes, tanks etc.
cwocwoc 4 days ago
@cwocwoc
No they don't, dipshit. You made it seem like they had the interest of their people and communities in mind. You don't let off bombs within your own communities if that's the case.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@cwocwoc
They're targeting their schools and market places. It's a good thing they don't have heavier artillery, you dumb naive mother fucker. cont.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@cwocwoc
They also routinely cut the heads and limbs off of fellow Muslim children. Or use them to do it. But that's the post-tramatic stress disorder from 'evil America' or something. :'-D
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@boomtao
We bomb more than anyone else. We bombed lots of people to death in Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya recently. The Americans have bombed over twenty countries since WW2. It's hypocritical to ignore the reality.This woman should tell some loony American bombing jokes.
cwocwoc 4 days ago
I'm a Christian and I laugh at anti religon jokes. Life of Brian is one of my all time favourite movies.
Arachnid585 5 days ago
bitch
xamran 6 days ago
It's not that this is offensive, it's just that it reinforces a negative stereotype
TheFatjoe248 6 days ago
@TheFatjoe248
Indeed. And it's offensive to use the name "Mecca" in this sense anyway but the Westerners have never taken any notice.
cwocwoc 6 days ago
Someone gonna get a fatwa real bad XD
tiger1chu 6 days ago
@tiger1chu technically fatwa is against only Muslims, since she isn't muslim she doesn't get fatwa.
101011001 4 days ago
cheap shot. no imagination.
slotermeer20 1 week ago
That was hilarious!
Raventoll 1 week ago
My toilet is the Mecca for my shit.
karezza6 1 week ago
Yeah like the Crusades didn't happen either missy.
nounever 1 week ago
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@nounever offended muslim? Here's a suggestion then, fuck off back the backwards shithole where your religion is still taken seriously.
needabloodyname 1 week ago
@nounever
Mohammad went on his own 'crusade', dumbass. Muslims slaughtered their way across half of Asia. They enslaved African Americans (longer than whites, in fact) and preyed upon ships at sea, most notably American ships (see Barbary wars).
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@MasterfulInsane
Correction: Africans, not African Americans.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@MasterfulInsane African Americans? Africans maybe somebody here lives in a 2d world? Just so you know Europe before the crusades cast down heretics,burned women beleived witches, killed those with new ideas whilst these Islamic crusades occured. Deuteronomy 13 verses 13 - 19 it says !kill all the inhabitants of a town if one person believes in another god" you prove my point even further that both are atrocious religions, also who said I was an atheist, I am Agnostic IDIOT!
nounever 4 days ago
@nounever
If you bothered looking the at comment ONE MINUTE after that, or just used simple common sense, you'd know I meant Africans. Everything else you posted is irrelevant. Never said the Bible didn't contain violent verses, you jackass. What does that have to do with the disproportionate number of Muslims committing violence? Also, that verse you quoted was carried out by Semites in the Middle East.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@MasterfulInsane So you are a racist now too? hahahhahahahaaha you are digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole, "were carried out by semites in the middle east" so only semitic arabs are capable of atrocity, it sounds like you are trying to wipe the slate clean for the white European English, German and French crusaders and the other example I used which was the Spanish inquisition. So those did not mattter because they were white?
nounever 4 days ago
@nounever
Racist? You're a fucking idiot. You tried to start up a pissing match and evoked a Bible verse. I simply pointed out that the verse in question was intended for (and carried out by) Middle Easterners. This is just your attempt at misdirection, anyways. Whenever someone tries to address Islamic terrorism in the here and now, some idiot will scream 'crusades!'
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@MasterfulInsane Which is futile when the truth be known : the Crusades only started 400 years after Jihad began in an attempt to stop the violence & deaths of millions by Islamic Jihad.It was a defensive war. many been been led to believe lies, not the least Muslims. I feel for them living in a bubble of lies, desperate to white-wash their historical crimes. Reading up on Byzantine Xtians and India brutalized by Islamic Jihad from the 7th century brought me to tears.
nevrbaslave 3 days ago
@nevrbaslave
I'm not as familiar with that history, but I know that India still deals with Islamic terrorism today. But who doesn't, right? They try and white-wash a lot of things, cont.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@nevrbaslave
For instance, Islamists will have you believe Islam wasn't an enemy of the United States until our interventionism in the early 80s. Unfortunately, that doesn't account Hanafi Siege in '77, Islamist Nazis during WW2, Barbary attacks on American ships (which were religiously motivated, as stated by the corsairs themselves and their terrorist sponsoring homeland), etc.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@MasterfulInsane Exactly, let alone the barbary pirate attacks upon European coasts where they carried off slaves from Netherlands, Ireland, Cornwall & more. apart from all that,proof lies in their islamic countries R usually unjust- run by tyrants , many poverty-ridden ( reason they come here to the West but they will never admit it) and they claim islamic Sharia will be just ! (like i.e.Pakistan I suppose, where also the "blasphemy law" persecute minorities especially Christians)
nevrbaslave 3 days ago
@nevrbaslave
You always have to explain to simpleton Muslim apologists why the 'pirate' part's irrelevant. That popular quote atheists refer to, about how America is in no way founded on Christian principles (the gist of it, anyways), was delivered with the intention of quelling the aggression of the Barbary states.
MasterfulInsane 3 days ago
@nounever
It didn't happen 'whilst,' Mohammad preceded them. But yes, other Islamic holy wars happened around the same time, just as deadly and vicious.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@nounever
And I never said you were an atheist or weren't agnostic you babbling buffoon.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
This joke is about suicide bombers, not Muslims. If you're offended by this, you are a suicide bomber.
EndWarMachine 1 week ago 2
@EndWarMachine or else just a plain idiot
mrnoodleisdead 1 week ago
Freedom of speech. Fuck all you idiots who are offended by anything. If you dont like it then close your ears, shield your eyes and go live in a cave. Without YOUR freedom of speech you wouldnt be able to come on this site and bitch about other people using THEIR freedom of speech. Ironic no? Yet most of you brain-dead plebs dont even realise this; just letting the hate-filled liquid shit that is your inner thoughts pour out into the world.
ghostintheshell2011 1 week ago
that Silliest joke in history..I am very proud of ISLAM .
you SICK PEOPLE ,,
shamah201 1 week ago
@shamah201 If you were really proud then you wouldnt give a shit about an off-hand joke on a comedy show.
ghostintheshell2011 1 week ago
@shamah201 So you are proud of people who shout Allahu Akbar and blow people up on busy marketsquares? Twat.
TomFynn 1 week ago
@shamah201 How are we sick? Its just a joke. Why are you upset by that?
Religious belief should never be a no-go area when it comes humor or criticism.
xxksaoXX 1 week ago
@shamah201 SILENCE! I KIILLLL YOU!!
topranksweet 1 week ago 10
@topranksweet lol
mrnoodleisdead 1 week ago
Ha Ha, from a Muslim.
Jaffacakez13 1 week ago
ROFL! One of their better lines.
Parrotguy1999 1 week ago
Given this doesn't really promote any stereotype of Muslims, or insult non-violent Muslims, aside from the fact that suicide bombers consider Mecca holy ground, it shouldn't be offensive.
DarthJeffery 1 week ago
No one has a right not to be offended. Also "prejudice" means PRE JUDGE.
That is to say "To judge BEFORE evidence"
I'll take killing thousands of people in New York as evidence, and If I judge Islam at all - I do it from an entirely POST JUDICIAL standpoint.
Before you say it - christians are just as bloody bad.
Ban the fecking lot before these people hating and murdering others because they are told to by their "invisible friends" kill the lot of us.
longbendy81 1 week ago
U mohamMAD?
Twilleh 1 week ago
its okay to make fun of Islam people, its not like the religion of peace has habit of killing people who criticize their religion.
chillydogification 1 week ago
@chillydogification Well said. This day and age it seems to be customary to automatically grant religions a special "untouchable" status without acknowledging that many religions mandate slavery, murder and oppression of women.
Algernon79 1 week ago
@chillydogification They can't kill everyone!
stpb123ify 1 week ago
@chillydogification I'm with you mate.
Apparently "Islam" = Submission to the will of Allah. NOT PEACE
The claim is - you get peace by submitting to the will of this invisible psychopath and his murderous followers. MMM yes please!
It's to darn scary isn't it. I
longbendy81 1 week ago
@longbendy81 you can imagine, if every Muslim actually did what the quran commanded , they would be a lot more wars , yes its scary non muslim people in majority muslim countries are suffering, the videos are all over youtube, as soon as islam becomes the majority you will see its true colours.. I.E nigeria
chillydogification 1 week ago
This is a very funny joke and those that are offended can stay offended. I couldn't give a rats arse about mealy mouthed, sour faced, humourless bores.
stpb123ify 1 week ago
Personally i thought that was fucking hilarious. If you got offended by it, then fuck off you thin-skinned cunt.
bobsterfish 1 week ago
All racism is bad! That joke was funny! If your offended by it, chances are that you are a racist twat with no sense of humour???
LabiaLicker1 1 week ago
It's not that funny and Muslims have as much right to be offended by this as a Catholic would be about paedophile priests at the Vatican jokes. I would never call for censorship in comedy and would not ban this joke. I also don't believe in any imaginary man in the sky. But there are billions of Muslims and a couple of thousand at most militant jihadists so get some perspective. There are millions of idiots out their who will see this as some sort of confirmation of their prejudices.
JustinReg 1 week ago
@JustinReg No one has the right to be offended.
biggingeryeti 1 week ago 13
the BBC repeated this episode a couple of weeks ago and this joke was edited out. How spineless.
frogmancrack 1 week ago
I love the audience reaction. A few laughs, then quieting down and then a massive uproar of laughs when they get the joke.
anidiotcalledgregg 1 week ago
FUCK YOUR MOM YOU BITCH SHIT BASTARD MOTHER FUCKER
MegaAssassin786 1 week ago
Fuck you muslims.This joke is good.
pismostroch 1 week ago
@pismostroch
I am amazed how you laugh at the Muslims and you are dirty?? You are the sons of adulterers and jealousy does not have a man that can fuck with your mother and your sister and can not do anything to him eat pork and worship dirty Cross Atnzv wood and water, ass in the bathroom? Any uncleanness in which you live, O impure
Muslim uses water after eating and after bathroom or eat only clean food Flaeugd comparison between the Muslim Almohads and you dirty
MegaUaeboy 1 week ago
@MegaUaeboy Way to show the people here how muslims are intelligent, thoughtful, peaceful, reasonable people. Flying the flag high you utter prick.
ghostintheshell2011 1 week ago
I think in the case of satire and comedy you should be able to laugh at almost anything, especially something like religion as there is no real proof of any of them being true (hey if you're faith is strong you can take a joke)
i'm not really sure why having a pop at Islam is taboo but making fun of Christianity/Judaism is fine. Laugh a little everyone :)
HyperVoldo 1 week ago 33
@HyperVoldo Are you mad, don't make fun of Islam, do you want to be killed!? Making fun of it is a horrible idea, unless of course you are a good shot, in which case you're fine. OORAH!
d3ltadrive 1 week ago
@HyperVoldo
Having a pop at the Jewish = Anti-Semitism
Having a pop at Muslims = Islamophobia and that's usually thinly veiled racism as well.
There is a perspective with jokes like these which overlooks the reality. We are invading and killing Muslims in some countries and that's why there are suicide bombers. Where are the jokes that reflect this reality ? I don't see comedians doing jokes about that.
cwocwoc 1 week ago
@cwocwoc You haven't heard any jokes about heavy-handed tactics from the allied forces in Afghanistan and Iraq? Really?
How about all of Team America: World Police for a start?
Idlevice 1 week ago
@cwocwoc
You are a dumbass. Your explanation for the existence of suicide bombers is pea-brained and half baked. You understand that these terrorists routinely blow up schools and marketplaces in their communities, correct? Let me guess, it's post-tramatic stress disorder from 'evil American invaders.' Fucking idiot. I guess that's also your excuse for the barbaric actions of the Barbary states.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
@HyperVoldo you are almost right. there is no "almost anything" - it's anything period. fuck censorship.
mrnoodleisdead 1 week ago
I think the real ignorant people here are the ones basing their entire lives, manner of living and beliefs on what can only be described as an 'imaginary figure in the clouds' with absolutely no proof of such a being existing.
Jock5tar 1 week ago
only extremely ignorant people can make joke or fun of other religion or culture
mihail9988 1 week ago
@mihail9988 How is it ignorant to find humor in something as preposterous as religion? Then again, I guess I would agree with you to some degree that the No. 1 source of pain, suffering and misery in human history is perhaps not the ideal source for laughter.
Algernon79 1 week ago 2
@mihail9988 only ignorant people can make fun of religion? i think it's the other way round
blackgenet 1 week ago
Most Muslims would never suicide bomb. Because they ignore their own book thankfully.
nasty1182 1 week ago 2
Great joke. More please.
woodins2008 1 week ago
I give her a few days before she is beheaded by one of the 'followers of the religion of peace'
maxfm83 1 week ago
بالعربي : كس امك وواضح انك حتترجمي من قوقل يا بنت العاهرة
MeRoOoOoOoOoOoS 1 week ago
The funniest part and its utter brilliance lies in the fact that its the truth. An islamacist's mecca is mecca. Words will always stike potently if spoken with the raw truth. I love the twang that resonates when truth is heard.
helpmeImbeing 1 week ago
it has all the possible elements of a joke but I always thought if a joke is more funny than it is offensive then it is a good joke. this joke kind of cancels the funny part with the offinsive part and you're just hanging there waiting for someone either to laugh or not.
amernice 1 week ago
autocue...
sdfdsize 1 week ago
'And you go fuck yourselves, San Diego!'
Great hustle out there team!
vagine26 1 week ago
The response to me looked as if she didn't even understand what she'd read off the autocue.
vagine26 1 week ago
If I were a muslim I would be more offended that Islam says it´s OK to have sexual intercourse with animals just as long as you sell the meat outside your own village.
Apart from the fact that having sex with animals is sick you can also get sick when eating animals full with sperms from other muslims.
How can that NOT be more offensive as a muslim? Surely goat fuckers and sperm lovers are in a minority and the large majority don´t think fucking animals is ok and that sperm is tasty?
The1VoiceOfReason 1 week ago
Whoever created the various tags that would bring people to view this video, obviously created & designed them to create a fight. I am not Muslim, but I am also not a fan of the joke, however don't blame the lady telling the joke; she is just reading off an autocue, and you may notice the panelists, and herself as the presenter looked awkward, after telling the joke. They probably are sharing in the knowledge, with that look, that whoever wrote that shit joke will probably be in trouble with th
MrAndruhewitt 1 week ago
IF easily offended,then piss off.........very funny indeed.
soulbrother08 1 week ago
So, has she been murdered by fanatics yet?
peerless77 1 week ago
@blacxthorne she read it off an autocue
YNWAintheFOAR 1 week ago
fuck her she's a dutty hoe
waqya41 1 week ago
to be fair she was reading of an auto cue....its a lousy joke but she didnt write it.
LiamStainsby94 1 week ago
@LiamStainsby94 she did, all jokes that are said by comedians, journalists and presenters are usually written before-hand.
Mieowinkles 1 week ago
Good on her...
nostromoau 1 week ago
uhhhh check the stats bitch, out of all the islamic countries you choose you choose the city with no suicide bombings at all.
IkazWayde 2 weeks ago
@IkazWayde Yeah I don't think that was the point...
TheSobek 1 week ago
first of all woman are not funny. this cunt of a bitch needs to be slapped up like the silly little bitch that she is and then chop the heads of her family the fucking slag
Blacktolite 2 weeks ago
@Blacktolite You are a truly foul person.
TheSobek 1 week ago
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eminemforlifenoshit 1 week ago
@TheSobek Sorry about that,I agree thought you were replying to the top comment as the name is similar,My bad.
eminemforlifenoshit 1 week ago
i am a muslim.. and in a gentle man's way... i m offended... its not funny... there major muslims who are working on the harmony with other people of the world...
faraz007 2 weeks ago
@faraz007 yeah ? you are offended ? how about blowing the studio up ? or flying a fucking airliner into the building ? will that make 'Allah' happy and get you 72 virgins to enjoy ??
kanejacob 2 weeks ago
@faraz007
an offended muslim
what a fucking shock
NefariousVirtuoso88 1 week ago 63
@NefariousVirtuoso88 offended muslim? Here's a suggestion then, fuck off back the backwards shithole where your religion is still taken seriously.
needabloodyname 1 week ago
@needabloodyname
... you massively misunderstood my comment.
NefariousVirtuoso88 1 week ago
@NefariousVirtuoso88 haha yeh dude, i didn't notice that it was a reply to somebody else. Sorry man!
needabloodyname 1 week ago
@faraz007 And the fact of the matter is there are those that do not. Why do you take offence to a joke? It is harmless. Why is religious belief and more specifically, Islam a no go area when it comes to humor and criticism?
xxksaoXX 1 week ago
@faraz007 and funnily enough there's a minoroty of muslims dragging your religion through shit and yet you do nothing about it, apart from deny that they are even muslims once they have committed their islamic "sin" of suicide, not forgetting murdering innocents. Even Syria cannot wake up the Arab League, a bunch a pussies who cannot agree to anything. Time you got a sense of humour too, but I am confused why this joke offended you when all I hear is suicide bombers are not real mulims
TalkToTheBody 1 week ago
@TalkToTheBody
Amen.
MasterfulInsane 4 days ago
Just reading all the tags on this video made me laugh.
WhoElseButRada 2 weeks ago
not a muslim, but its a lame and cheap joke.
jad1025 2 weeks ago
The guy wearing the Pink shirt looks stoned.
nepotiums 2 weeks ago