Barney Stinson BEST TOP TEN quotes - How I Met Your Mother

[NxTurn3r]

These are actually the best quotes.. for anyone who has been watching from day 1

[AgainstYTubePolicy17]

"SLUT UP!" LMFAO! ;D

[madhat1979]

"Why not bang someone in need"

srsly, I'm getting that on my tombstone.....LOL

[Shnitzel4Minecraft]

LEGEND.... Wait for it.... Dary! Legendary!

[djpatrk]

cant believe NPH is........wait for it....Gay, thats Awesome.

[Mr225gabe]

I just had to suit up after this

[chia604]

SLUT UP!

[IzzlanIlan]

SUIT UP DISLIKERS...

[IzzlanIlan]

i want him to be the president

[BlueSkism]

Legen..... wait for it..

[BlueSkism]

DARY!!!

[TheRealdpb95]

You forgot this one: You suited in an unmistakebly upward direction ... thats the best one :D

[XoXo97531]

Who the fuck you become gay ?!

[greenwhiteorange3]

im a bit shaky on ur choices, cept fo the last 2

[bpm1313]

Daddy's home. 

[mademan39]

gay is not an insult. stop trying to treat it as one.

[MegaScheide]

Look at those stupid american idiots

[76alexct]

@tiffanyole239 i hate u, ur gay and not funny

[monikakkk69]

@tiffanyole239 clearly your dull and boring..

[tiffanyole239]

i hate barney, he's gay and is not funny

[AngelSeraphiel]

I love Barney. He is the awesomeness xD

[nikola0dzony]

aaaaaaawesome



[TheOwnator]

I liked him better in malcolm in the middle

[Jem93rocks]

@TheOwnator NPH wasn't Francis

[TheOwnator]

@Jem93rocks STFU He was

[Jem93rocks]

@TheOwnator You are retarded, look up Christopher Masterson.

[TheOwnator]

@Jem93rocks Fuck off. It's not my problem you have a problem with your eyes.

[Jem93rocks]

@TheOwnator Can you put together a coherent senence without profanity? thought so.

[TheOwnator]

@Jem93rocks You called me retarded in the first place. I don't know who Christopher Masterson should be. Just accept that malcolm in the middle was far better than HIMYM and Barney played a better role there

[LuanSpiceGuy]

@TheOwnator loooooooooool, Neil Patrick Harris wasn't Francis... Christopher Masterson was... Are u retarded?

[TheOwnator]

@LuanSpiceGuy Feel sorry for you that you cannot realize the obvious fact that he was Francis. Who the heck is Christopher Masterson anyway?

[LuanSpiceGuy]

@TheOwnator DAFUQ? CHRISTOPHER MASTERSON IS FRANCIS... MOTHER OF GOD YOU ARE THE MOST RETARD PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE

[TheOwnator]

@LuanSpiceGuy What are you talking about?? And don't try to caps lock me to death. It won't work!

[MrGumble1337]

It's funny cuz he's gay

[datsyukianhockey13]

Barney is so awesome and straight that Neil Patrick Harris is gay!

[BigBro0A0Jo]

Barney Stinson,legan...wait for it...dary;D

[KuroNekoPL]

@BigBro0A0Jo you wrote it wrong. :P

[MeSelenaAndAUnicorn]

Bad audio... Wait a second... This is Barney! It's awesome AUDIO!!!!

[Crawfish1has2mints]

-No! No more! I will not let this become a thing! It's OVER! No more "Swarley!" No "Swarles!" No more "Swar-LAY!" No more "Swar--wait for it--LEE!" No more "Bob Swarleyman!" No more!

-Based on her texts she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me

-Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.

[MsDsfreak]

Bang Bang Bangedi We say Bang Bang Bangedi Bang. Barney. 3 :D

[dancingintherain202]

barney is awesome :P

[Man009ish]

Daddy's Home!!!!

[Stone1sland]

NEVER BREAK UP A GIRL FIGHT!!

[89038510]

I don't know why so many people compare Barney to God.

I mean, come on, he is brilliant, but he is not Barney.

[patwaddington]

@89038510 how original man

[TheWladovic]

Hard to believe the man is gay.

[RockAndRollVideos]

Legen - wait fot it - Dary

Suit Up

Challenge Accepted

When i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old

True story

Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile

A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot

Talking to a woman that you have already had sex with is like changing the oil on a rental car

You Dumped A Porn Star!? Friendship Over!

[Zwergmanguste]

and 52 persons never laughed in their live ... so sad...

[MartellusCarolus]

Okay, so i stopped watching TV like 5 years ago, never seen a single minute of this show, but decided to check on this guy to understand why every fucking person is so crazy about him. To be honest, it's not surprising that Western culture is deteriorating. If you guys find this little, annoying fuck funny, then your demands for entertainment is really fucking low.

[agentringer]

@MartellusCarolus GTFO!

[maplegreendodo]

@MartellusCarolus Like your guy's TV has anything interesting.

[007bogossemre007]

Lol the last one starts with "Legen..wait for it..." in the last episode of season 2 and ends on "dary !" in season 3 :P

[ConorsMetalMilitia1]

wheres "Challenge Accepted"

[delta4f1]

Broda

[megasXLR74]

What's the name of the song at flight suit up scene??

[nyankee2003]

@megasXLR74 highway to the danger zone

[AtaMbuMIL]

you shure love the slutty pumpkin episode, nice video but i think you have forghoten the 3 day rule!

[olivier2122]

OF COURSE..we should buy a bar!!... and dude,dude dude,duuuuude!

[Tess3999]

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

[yout0be1person]

Very very good work. 

[Tess3999]

That video was pretty legen - wait for it - dary! LEGENDARY! There are no words to describe the awesomeness of Barney.

[TheAntihoax]

Where is "Whaaaaaat ? nooooooo, Whaaaaaat ?? Noooooo (...) "

[Qquan91]

Where is Challenge Accepted? =(

[Sharadarky]

I love Barney Stinson, AWESOME!

[PokeKid5000]

and that's your top 10 ? u saw only 20 episodes or what ?

[HerrowMarrow]

@PokeKid5000 We all know the top 1 was true, it's just so legen... wait for it. dary, Legendary!

[TheKevinMach]

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!”

[yeelloow91]

Barney your the man, dude I love you and your talking ;D

[sebkiiller]

Maybe he didn't said it when you made the video but a good one is : " OMG, It's been 6 minutes ted's on a date with her, he already probably said the he loves her"

[1998KidrauhlLover]

when i get sad i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. true story

[ImmortalTsunami]

Mr.Anderson stole that line from Barney oder Barney stole it from Mr.Anderson

[Ash199085]

I guess berney's best quote was

"She has a nice face, her booty is in place but barney doesn't chase"

[y3kimik3y]

Did you record this with a hand held camera? Sounds terrible.

[alam410]

daddys home

[zihark177]

Ted: "See that girl?"

Barney: "Yeah, you just know she likes it dirty."

[djBC10000]

how about when robin tells him she is pregnant and he says :

"you are pregnant? it looks like no1 told your boobs"

and

"are you sure u r not getting fat?"

[borchie1986]

Is it me or did Barney have better lines in the first seasons?

[elephantsycophant]

i cant believe that " im a Horny devil" didnt make it

[mjolnir1981]

For a moment there is thought you never watched past season 1

[troyerke]

The US Government has found alien lifeform on the bodem of the ocean. For reasons i can not explain Robin and I have been tapped to lead the expedition. (Episode: the sexless inkeeper)

Don't talk to me about charity, I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty’s. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.

[cankarales]

it's a sad day in New York, Ted, a sad day, indeed. Do you know what I saw on my way here? A girl.... in a sweater!

[dleeds95]

Remember back when Barney was actually awesome?

[DaendyrProductions]

@dleeds95 shut up 

[CoReYcRaCkDoWn]

Neil Patrick Harris isn't gay, he's just already had sex with every woman on the planet.

[h3lig4ll]

Worthless quality and not hes greatest quotes....

[torimaxfm1511]

@h3lig4ll stfu h8er

[joesr31]

which episode is 0:57?

[homerin94]

@joesr31 it's from the first season for sure... I think it's the one when Ted gets really waisted and calls Robin, one of the first ones

[artist1216]

I cant believe your still not wearing a SUIT!!!!

[16elbs]

i'm BRODA... true story:)

[BG12sofia]

2:38 Can someone remind me which episode is this scene from?

[rgglenn15]

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[mgfan81]

"Relapse five! That's where we high five, then it's awkward for a bit...then we high five again!"

(PS: betcha nobody put this one in your comment box yet, right? They're all positng the...wait for it...exact same stuff that you put in the video!)

Also a favourite for me, "C'mon Lily, get your head outta your ass." But its obvious you were limited in your season selections and he hadn't said that or "challenge accepted" until season 4.

[rushyboy132]

this comment is un (wait for it) original

[sickdogvids]

its gunna be legen........... wait for it.............. and i hope your not lac-tos-ntolorent cause the second word is dairy!

[lonepanther27]

1:09 my favorite quote haha....awesome

[Bauer09xDino4Life]

Its gonna be LEGEN- and i hope you aren't lactose intolerant because the second part is -DARY!

[ILoveBrunoMarso]

omg Barney is so hot!!!!

thumbs up if you agree!!!

[sarcool003]

@ILoveBrunoMarso Barney's gay in real life. full stop.

[rainingonsunday21]

@sarcool003 So gay people can't be hot? I disagree.

[ILoveBrunoMarso]

@sarcool003 haha i know xD

[VeyronFXX97]

What about: ' where the shame gland should be, I have a second awesome gland. True story'

[rgglenn15]

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[sebkiiller]

- YOU DUMPED A PORN STAR!? FRIENDSHIP OVER!

- I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit!

[Emily160798]

on jest broda xD sa tu jacys polacy... moze przejmiemy ten filmik??? :D

[rgglenn150]

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[sluseee]

AWESOME man !

[Verendus0]

Come to think of it, isn't Nora half-Asian?

[stRunF11]

dary !

[stRunF11]

A Barney Stinson top 10 best quote doesn't exist!

Every word Barney ever said is legen .. [wait for it]

[kurtisymca]

the only reason to wait a month sex is because she is 17 years, 11 months old.

[ListenToMe12345]

35 people need to accept the challenge!! :)

[Helios3210]

which season was that exactly ? I forgot :)

[hispanicman77]

I like how that first one happened at the end of the season so you literally had to wait months for the next season premiere for dary... that was awesome

[WowPwnageCurseless]

6 ITS THE BEST.

[TheSimsGamer123]

LMAO!!!!!! thumbs up if u did too

[fmegzsf]

Its gonna be legend...wait for it... and i hope ur not lactose intolerant because the second part is DARY!

[vrobinpal]

@fmegzsf was this to mock leonard hofsdater

[fmegzsf]

@vrobinpal hahaha but how awesome would that be if the two shows combined!

[BootUrself]

32 people doesn't stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!

[MadaraZX]

31 people are still waiting for their needy booty call

[EvOxDrama]

31 people still arent wearing suits

[Helios3210]

''When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story!'' & ''It's gonna be legen... wait for it.. Dary! - which season and episode are these two parts from ?

[lolliepopsyum]

and this is whom i learnt the word legen..... Dary! from and to use it in everyday context......

[MaxMoodyMusic]

barney rules !

[MrThierryclement]

Barney Stinson, the best player of the world! :p

[bjoernarmo]

The number one was so obvious! :D

[Millieplumbsagas]

Dude his name is Barney Stinson not Stinsons k get it rite x ;D

[Man1ax]

@Millieplumbsagas

Dude it's spelled "right", not rite k get it right x ;D

If that was supposed to be sarcasm, remember that sarcasm is unreadable x ;D

[nnaitVISION]

Every quote Barney Stinsons says is awesome - true story

[adgal18]

i love when he says awesome in a high pitched voice to. it's going to be AWESOME

[MrSkicko]

you missed out so many awesome barney parts, no way is this the top 10, you didnt even include any of the play book!!!

[040dudeman]

Awesome !

[Venegance08]

@NinaGayan its gotta be Robin, we're meant to believe its going to be Nora and then they can come out and surprise us by revealing its actually Robin

[rexsa66]

another nice one is when barney sais we can do taht or OOR and then he does the oposit xD

[legan9dary]

i just wanna know is it barny who gonna get married in season 7 or what???

[NinaGayan]

@legan9dary

I hope it's Robin, I like Nora but I feel like Robin and Barney would just be better. Plus they never really get a chance to blossom as a couple before, they broke up so fast ... after a season of build up.

[SupersonicSongbird94]

This video is Legen -Wait for it and I hope you're not allergic to milk because the next word is-dary! :D Gotta love Barney :'3

[SuperZane21]

@SupersonicSongbird94

Its " I hope you're not lactose intollerant" duh XD

[SupersonicSongbird94]

@SuperZane21 I know, there's that one as well :T & I do know what lactose intollerent means, before you start :P haha

[SuperZane21]

@SupersonicSongbird94

Damn you stopped me before I could start, well played sir!!!!!!!

[SupersonicSongbird94]

@SuperZane21 **Madam And Thank you, :)

[SonOfPosiedon1327]

how can they dislike this video, it is legen...wait for it.....DARY!

[AirinMatalang]

26 people are not awesome XD but this vid is ;D

[maeishoj]

what episode is number 5??

[groombridge1618]

@maeishoj

It may be Slapsgiving from the third season.

[Smekerica123]

true story si awesome

[xdonkey75x]

Broda hahah lol i Love this Barney Truestory

[Blinkysum6]

Q :Who Dislikes A Legendary Awesome Vid ?

A : 26 Fuckin CockSuckin not awesome loosers

[jotunson]

@Blinkysum6 answer should be ... 26 ... waaaait for it ... Fuckin CockSuckin not awesome loosers

[supermankelly]

i cant be bothered watching crap quality videos

[Imortals300]

number 4 isnt the best quote in that scene you dumped a pornstar friendship over

[blacknat7]

@asl1427 Well there are so many anyways that are awesome! It's difficult to narrow the list to only ten! Barney is awesome anyway!

[Solobobo1]

true story.... :D