3:58 "Dont blame me if it turns into a foot extended from the middle of ya body, and the next time you see a cute hottie, you won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do is just kick her....so go take karate." ......NUFF SAID.
Good lookin' out on postin' KMD cuts! One of the most important stars from the old school is way underrated. I actually performed this as a lip sync for my fraternity back in '86/'87. We made it into the finals. Being predominately white 'greek system,' needless to say, no one had ever heard this dope cut before. (i was just one of those white boys into hip-hop way before it was cool.) I had a damn blast rocking the KMD part! Old School forever!
THE REASON OU DONT SEE MANY Kool Moe Dee Videos on youtube,Its because Youtube pulled them all down,,Bullshit copy right infringement ,I had 1900 uploads with all the rare hard to find shit,I try to re Upload it & youtube wont let me.Good Ole Googletube
Brings back memories. I was in HS when this came out. Typical surburban white boys who were listening to the likes of LL, Beasty Boys, Ice-T, Heavy D & the Boys just to name a few. We knew of the song Wild Wild West, that's why we bought the tape at Musicland. As soon as we got in the car, this was one of the first songs we heard. We just laughed our asses off. Funny thing, even though I haven't heard this in 20 years, still got lyrics down pretty good.
I swear that Jazzy Jef ripped this backing track for Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and I remember playing this track endlessly on vinyl and Kool Mo, is one of the original pioneers, steeez everytime, and 'kaliipo' nailed it. Just giggling.
This song came out in 1986 ... (I believe) ... "Parents Just Don't Understand" came out in the late 80s ... like 1989. This was DEFINITELY prior to all those other similar songs. This song is kinda what put Dee on the map as a solo artist after the Treaterous 3.
@theaudiophilestore Werd dude, I saw your comment after I posted mine, and strange how originators rarely get rich from the fruits of their creativity, and Will is cool, but I think he was very much the pallitable face of rap, make them laugh, but don't offend them with the truth.
censored versions always forced the MC to be more creative lyrically, didn't they? Instead of just cussing over everything, they had to step up their wordplay....not today. They bleep out the words like the kids are to stupid to know that trigga rhymes wit nigga, or ass rhymes(at least it SOUNDS like it rhymes) wit cash...
Oh this song is the joint.
Thaliacs 1 week ago
i love dis song!!
shawtyfwine 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Now this is a cut, haven't heard this bad boy in a very long time...treat me like a buddha and you can bow your head...lol!!
MrUgotz472 1 month ago
I love this song...thanks for bringing the old school out to the surface.....!!!
FreakenRican14 1 month ago
I love this song. I was singing it in the truck yesterday and my husband was like, what the hell are you singing. lol
kirtandsunshyne 2 months ago
hmm... this sounds like my older brother lol!
MissUnEazy1515 2 months ago
This track was produced by Teddy Riley on an independent label. that is all
collabrat 2 months ago
I luv this song...my kids laugh but they get the message.
Sw3etHotLuv 2 months ago
FAT.
LiamIsBoss11 2 months ago
what the hell did i stick dickin
gassavanman 3 months ago
3 people saw the doctor.
DuntonProductions 3 months ago in playlist Songs
Now this is some real music!
XxRayPS3TS85xX 3 months ago
straight flow- nothin more nothin less/ all Hhip Hop!!
69RedRooster 3 months ago in playlist Hip Hop
Good song and funny
xbox7436 3 months ago
2 people need to see the doctor...
My2pacalypse 4 months ago
This is my all time favorite song. Thanks!
CYLONEJACK 5 months ago
dont be silly wrap your willy!
flieguy51 5 months ago
Laughed at this as a teen in the 80s fo sure!
darla1970 5 months ago
2 people got burned by ms microwave
csaltboo 5 months ago 6
I don't get it...so why does he have to go see the doctor??
darrenmuse 6 months ago
2 people have chronic syphilus.
Wacko1a 6 months ago
2 people did not go see the doctor
RicFlairFan4 6 months ago
3 days later......Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing, drip drip dripping and pus pus pus-ing....LOL Great song......wear condoms!!
coachjbee007 6 months ago
3:58 "Dont blame me if it turns into a foot extended from the middle of ya body, and the next time you see a cute hottie, you won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do is just kick her....so go take karate." ......NUFF SAID.
changalang760 6 months ago 5
Good lookin' out on postin' KMD cuts! One of the most important stars from the old school is way underrated. I actually performed this as a lip sync for my fraternity back in '86/'87. We made it into the finals. Being predominately white 'greek system,' needless to say, no one had ever heard this dope cut before. (i was just one of those white boys into hip-hop way before it was cool.) I had a damn blast rocking the KMD part! Old School forever!
darenunlimited 6 months ago 2
u can treat me like a Buddha and bow ya head lol
ineedmoney6969 6 months ago
Go see the doctorrrr.
Chivoo209 6 months ago
I said goodnight..........errr? Was something edited out? If not, genius!
mikaris01 6 months ago
@mikaris01 the technical term for something like that is called "rupture" is breaks the flow of the music to emphasize the line.
Eponymized 6 months ago
@mikaris01 Don't you get it :) ? lol
IamNick2k11 3 months ago
Good 80's rap
EPMroadrunner 7 months ago
genial
jakkow1999 7 months ago
Too bad I didnt listen to him....OUCH!!! (lmfao) (and my balls)
MrSeymour1967 7 months ago
Ive had 'the clap',wasnt funny!
Banging slags.
carbonbodyworker 7 months ago
One person likes STD's
bnasty244 7 months ago 3
WHY I5 MY THING-THING BURNING LIKE THI5?.LMAO
sleep1er 8 months ago
Thank you for the blast from my past! Loved the 80's/early 90's rap! :)
rachs28 8 months ago
this is THE funnyest song i have ever heard, proper old school too LOOL
RaggiBoy1 9 months ago
@RaggiBoy1 - check out "Tales from the Crackside" by K-Solo!
MaxMisterC 7 months ago
@MaxMisterC will do
RaggiBoy1 7 months ago
86 already dope haha
LILCBOY15 9 months ago
lol
protegee2 9 months ago
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My mate showed me this song after I got chlamydia... Is a good song tho! :L
bdude92 9 months ago
My mate showed me this song after I caught chlamydia... Good song tho! :L
bdude92 9 months ago 3
you won't be able to screw the only thang u can do is just kick her so go take Karate...
kimdraughan 10 months ago 2
THE REASON OU DONT SEE MANY Kool Moe Dee Videos on youtube,Its because Youtube pulled them all down,,Bullshit copy right infringement ,I had 1900 uploads with all the rare hard to find shit,I try to re Upload it & youtube wont let me.Good Ole Googletube
keyz-
Triton88keys 10 months ago
This song is brilliant LOOOL
LJAY1313 10 months ago
Brings back memories. I was in HS when this came out. Typical surburban white boys who were listening to the likes of LL, Beasty Boys, Ice-T, Heavy D & the Boys just to name a few. We knew of the song Wild Wild West, that's why we bought the tape at Musicland. As soon as we got in the car, this was one of the first songs we heard. We just laughed our asses off. Funny thing, even though I haven't heard this in 20 years, still got lyrics down pretty good.
toeazy34 10 months ago
i need that turn it up track, why is it not on here.
MrJames07111 10 months ago
I swear that Jazzy Jef ripped this backing track for Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and I remember playing this track endlessly on vinyl and Kool Mo, is one of the original pioneers, steeez everytime, and 'kaliipo' nailed it. Just giggling.
micljnes 10 months ago
This is pure epicness.
Kaliipo 10 months ago
alli can say is DAM!!! i miss real rap,,,,,
anthonyv6612 11 months ago
@anthonyv6612 The Art of story telling!!!
Triton88keys 10 months ago
listening to this song should be part of the sex education course in the high school curriculum
sergep1977 11 months ago 54
@sergep1977 WORD!!!
TBattle31 7 months ago
@sergep1977 it was... my health teacher played it for the class in 8th grade. lmao
kdogg45 6 months ago
classic tune. great lyrics that all teens should take note of
sergep1977 11 months ago
Was this released before the similar style of Will Smith? "I...was..."
theaudiophilestore 11 months ago
...or I should say, DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince's, "Parents Just Don't Understand"?
theaudiophilestore 11 months ago
@theaudiophilestore
This song came out in 1986 ... (I believe) ... "Parents Just Don't Understand" came out in the late 80s ... like 1989. This was DEFINITELY prior to all those other similar songs. This song is kinda what put Dee on the map as a solo artist after the Treaterous 3.
vbplayar 10 months ago
@theaudiophilestore Werd dude, I saw your comment after I posted mine, and strange how originators rarely get rich from the fruits of their creativity, and Will is cool, but I think he was very much the pallitable face of rap, make them laugh, but don't offend them with the truth.
micljnes 10 months ago
What have I done stuck my dick in.
nomadsince07 1 year ago
Thats a classic right there ! Nice upload
djSKYEuk 1 year ago
go take Karate!
DeeRugz4u 1 year ago
i LOVE this song!
Nuhtin4u 1 year ago 2
Classic & Oh So True.....lol....That's Why Im A Trojan Warrior
MarkieG100 1 year ago
It's so funny 'cause it's so true. Thank god for all you got and all you didn't get.
JHillRecords 2 years ago
The funniest line in this song: "Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave called her Mrs. Microwave!" HILARIOUS!!!!
Kamaria7 2 years ago
I remember when this cut dropped. The censored version was more hilarious than the uncut one. Kool Moe Dee classic.
luvindogadis411 3 years ago
censored versions always forced the MC to be more creative lyrically, didn't they? Instead of just cussing over everything, they had to step up their wordplay....not today. They bleep out the words like the kids are to stupid to know that trigga rhymes wit nigga, or ass rhymes(at least it SOUNDS like it rhymes) wit cash...
tphoyas 2 years ago
Awosome!!!
Biggie4ever123 3 years ago
lol
Sean23bklyn 3 years ago
Omg,
This made me laugh sooooo much :D
Greeeat song!!
Hey good lookin, watcha' got cookin;) lol
xxx
PiRaTExDoLLiE 3 years ago
"The things that weren't made for the radio. "
Thats why they played a censored version of the song. It was hilarious.
h0mi 3 years ago
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cassiopol 3 years ago
Som de preto, maluco !!!
cassiopol 3 years ago
Haha, this song is just so hilarious. ^^
krimbe 4 years ago 28
Thanks for the rate and fave! I'm glad that you enjoyed it! ^_^ I think it's just as funny as you do. :)
ReturnFromTheGrave 4 years ago 4