Thanksgiving Blackberry Pie

[WhiteWolfAvenger]

......I wanted to hear the rest of the story :(

[TheBluebarbie19]

you're hilarious 

[blondiekitty2]

iIalreadys made 4 pies these last 2 months using this recipie. AWESOMNESS!!!

[fartwizard11]

su

[Disdoeverything]

i love this.ha the americans did take all of the natives creditbility but that treaty didn't really stay treatyed.

[azizeqab]

You punk you didn't complete the story here's me in ambiguity! :p

[azizeqab]

You punk you didn't complete the story here's in ambiguity! :p

[SayuriHimeno]

@cathieduncan74 I'm so glad u made this!! I was wondering whether it was safe to eat XD

[SayuriHimeno]

I loved this XD The wack historical facts just really added a fantastic touch of good, clean, fun humor lmao

This is exactly y I love ur channel! Well one of the reasons ^^

[malkahf]

mmmmmm. That's what we should do with the blueberries we picked in the Judean hills recently - check out our video from Israel (search "Berries and Cherries in Israel" on YouTube) :-)

[cathieduncan74]

I TOTALLY dug this video. I made this pie today, it turned out awesome! Plus the commentary was entertaining.

[hala19961]

iphone pie please

[Sadlingz]

Ending = Epic

[Marinacorps]

This guy knows nothing about American history

[john1995miley]

That look delouses I like it and that guy look like caw boy ):

[SheGaveMeAnSTi]

Looks like a rotten Cow rectum that's been sitting in the sun all day after a bear shit it out threw his belly button. learn to cook Jesus Christ.

[Zukes370]

nasty ass piece of shit.

[jcali619]

Geronimo wouldn't use a premade pilsbury pie crust which I must add is very simple to make all you need is 2 cups flour, 1/2 cup crisco or lard, pinch of salt & 1/3 tsp of baking powder and 2 tablespoons cold ice water. Make sure ingredients chill 30 min before mixing.

[oluck33]

Три орешка для золушки

[jcvideo321]

Is the story even true? Geronimo lived in the 18-19th century, Columbus in the 15th century...

[spoohable]

@jcvideo321 no it's not true, he's just being funny to make the video interesting. good video none the less.

[smart8228]

Is this 4G compatible tablet ?

[yelton7]

why is this trending? its 3 fucking years old

[JesseWoolacott]

@yelton7 it was mentioned on a newer vid

[5jynx2]

eh not wat i expected but it was ok

[dumbblondee631]

ohhh now i get why it's funny

[ThePlayfulmutt]

Can we get some recipes from Queequeg next?

[todaynight]

Columbus and Geronimo were from different time periods

[bALLjUICE100]

I got some berry juice for ya ............ i gotta message it out tho.

[xXZlipXx]

Is fucking hot!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha



[gamerplay]

that pie looked like shit when it was cut lol

[SSawesomeface]

i cant believe i watched zack grow as a youtuber.

[billymayer1000]

is that really how you should make the pie, i have no idea please tell me?!

[Vincent2478]

can u make whiteberry pie?

[Toadfish91]

im skeptical about most of these facts....

[SurferRosa79]

lol ...and this is why most men should stay away from the kitchen...

[Juventusismylife]

it feels so weird to to think of blackberries as fruits and not phones nowadays!

[Oracle12]

I'm sorry...was this supposed to be funny?

[Emandudeguyperson]

@Oracle12 I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be informative and straight-forward, so no.

[GeminHoffman]

machete really?

[9organic]

Excellent video the only thing is that the pilgrims didn`t use gmo pie crust with ingredients that you can`t read loaded with toxic poison & butter from a sick hormone antibiotic laden cows . Other then that you really did do a great video : )

[HAXzorzFTW123]

Where's the jack daniels?

[andrewnguyencameravi]

blackberry pie was awesome.. yes!!!!

[WickedRavenOne]

Wow.... there are some traditional losers commenting on here. Grow up brats. Seriously. Try. The internet should demand IQ testing before you are allowed to post.

[ikillu1452]

OMG i have the same oven and microwave

[trymvg]

moar bacon

[irqigurl]

omg Columbus had pre made pie crust they were sooo smart baq then

[marshall9doom]

America 300 years later and you guys have idiots as majority typing stupid comments here. At least Zack got the time and balls to upload this video in the first place.

[BearStar1]

Somebody need to shove this IDIOT'S Face into that Blackberry Pie for being a Dumb FuckFace Retard !

[Evster24]

I thought blackberry was a phone?

[BearStar1]

This Idiot is a Friggin' RETARD! If I wanna know how to make a Blackberry Pie or Cobbler, I would go to Paula Dean's page on the Food Network website !  This idiot couldn't boil a pot of water even if he had the directions !

What a Stupid Moron Crackerhead! Dont' know Jack Shit PLUS he's 1st Class Jerk!

[m1kewithaone]

@BearStar1 my god, people like you are scary!! this was a total satire. it was supposed to be funny, and it was to those of us with half a brain. it had me rolling on the floor. think about it, geronimo backing a pie!!? you don't have a clue, dude. you sir are the 1st class jerk with out a clue.

[BearStar1]

@m1kewithaone; Well, it was piss poor Satire, Stupid and NOT one Bit FUNNY at ALL! Mr. Bean videos are funnier!

If IT had you rolling on the floor, then it doesn't take much to amuse you!  You and the other idiot in the video must be related and fell from the same apple tree!

Just my opinion and like they say, opinions are like buttholes, everybody has them!

And FYI, I do have a Clue!

[ShutMeUpxProductions]

Fuck C and G. I'd put my own initials. After all, I AM the one making the pie.

[tansin9]

needs more bacon

[JRV95]

Thank God I am not the only person who noticed that he said that Blackberries grow from trees.

[BombBooZora]

I saw this in a Spotlight. =D

[SingLoid]

@ZackScott Blackberry tree? XD wtf!? Their from bushes, aren't they!?

[DeathByGelato]

Blackberries don't come from trees....

[CerealBoxFilmz]

i thought he was gonna bake a blackberry phone in the pie

[c0000lcat]

@CerealBoxFilmz you are fucking retarded.

[TheKarandeepGoraya]

...and then BEEP! Beep=shit

[redjayy17]

freshly picked....from the store :D

[BlackedWingedAngels]

Native Americans...

[coolslyfox123]

i didn't know black berry's came from trees..hmmm

[J454R3V1C]

I thought they would make a pie with BlackBerry phones.

[MikeTGou]

I wanted to hear the end of that story.

[arc27]

Hahahahahaha I love your fake history. ;)

[BukkakeNation]

Like americans need an excuse to eat

[Youbejooin]

279 people didnt let their pie cool long enough



[1102nm]

i wanted to hear the story... cmon...

[drjazzisme]

@1102nm that's just it...its a joke...it never happened.

[houstonitaliano]

classic piece of humor and comedy! Most people that read this will believe all the "stories", history ... PEOPLE, all the history in this is FALSE ... for example, how could the Pilgrims "GIVE" the indians land to become fertile if the indians were here way before pilgrims ... another example, HOW ON EARTH is Columbus around the same time as Geronimo??? And Columbus (Italian by the way) has a brother named "roger" ...classic COMEDY pieces ... ha haha ... MOST PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE THIS VIDEO, sad

[luv4drums1]

@houstonitaliano anyone over 5 years old wouldn't believe this video....

[crit1227]

I don't get it.. where the hale is my pie? I drooled for nothing

[notsoseriousanymore]

or... you know... don't think about the significance? i like my head being filled with white noise.

[superdipper23]

i though you meant like a REAL blackberry phone XD

[ImmunizeGaming]

Congratz, Zack, on getting featured :)

[HayLotion]

you're history is soooo wrong it's sad.

[KrayzieStiles]

I don't get it.

[Danishsb]

Like if you don't fucking care which viewer you really are.

[Klutzy17]

CG...color guard! Woot!

[SuperfastjelIy]

@yousuperpusy

HOLY SHIT, A FUCKING INDIAN FROM THE PAST JUST TOSSED A AXE AT MY FUCKING HEAD, THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS FUCKING BREAKING MY SHIT WHILE KICKING MY DOG.

[BackDoorFreak07]

ohh why don't you just suck it up? ;)

[JuteboxZero]

Jokes on you Blackberries grow in my backyard so SUCK IT BITCH!111!

[mjrraps]

grabbed his axe and *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

[NOBUNAGA1991]

Dislike because you don't even know that blackberries grow in bushes, not trees. The berries that do grow on trees are mulberries.

[deadpie1234]

@NOBUNAGA1991 WOW YOU'RE AN IDIOT, ITS SOMETHING CALLED A JOKE

[KingdomHeartLoveSora]

I love how you say Columbus was at the first Thanksgiving, beacause he wasn't! He died before the first Thanksgiving.

[Easytoremembermember]

@KingdomHeartLoveSora

And blackberries don't come from blackberry trees.

[arc27]

@KingdomHeartLoveSora

It's all a joke KingdomHeartLoveSora! XD

[a4finger]

looks tasty

[Jimaera]

"We'll be using baker's sugar, because we'll be baking."

ORLY?

[superbuug12]

So what happens at the end of the story

[CptCool2]

@ThisVidSuxBalls If my the 425,767 viewer?

[NOskateLAN]

@ThisVidSuxBalls only fags

[GorgeX1000]

LOL  0:36 preheat to 425 thats how much thousands of views this video has

[yousuperpussy]

@SuperfastjelIy HERE'S SOME CAPS LOCK FOR YOU DOUCHE! HE THROWS THE AX AND IT TRAVELS THROUGH TIME TO NAIL YOU IN THE HEAD!

[natsweeee]

THEN ANOTHER KITCHEN SPIDER APPEARS

[Blackmetalstudios]

that pie looked like shit

[Alibeast96]

isnt blackberry a mobile phone??

[bmvandmoore]

@Alibeast96 are you a kid

[Alibeast96]

@bmvandmoore ya i am do u have a problem?

[bmvandmoore]

@Alibeast96 no

[floopsie666]

Cool. A pie to celebrate the raping and killing of countless Natives. Heyoh!

[GhostlyGoose]

WHAT IS THE END OF THE STORY????

[sara31tx]

I am making a dewberry pie right now

[12quillemall5321]

Love your version of history. It's fruity and funny.

[Kagero28]

thank god you are not a historian teaching children

[smartzazi]

i thought blackberry was a phone...

[IMB2U]

Meeeh, I think Android pie is better

[mucephi1]

Ok I fell for it but it was the God crap that got me. You cant tell me you havent heard even dumber sh-t from those Christian fruitcakes so think about that before you abuse me lols

[mucephi1]

Nice pie. Which God do we thank though and that one instead of any other? Or how about none at all? Turkeys and pies are real and good so lets just focus on that shall we?

[TheCatsLastWord]

@mucephi1 God = Allah = Yahweh = Supreme Being = WTF you wanna call it

[mucephi1]

@TheCatsLastWord Lol why not Thor. Odin, or Crom? Cuthulu? Baal? Horus? Vishnu? You mean like the Supremem Being from "Time Bandits"? Which comedic fairytale do you suggest we use? I realize they are all equally stupid but if we have to pick one?

[CrainerEU]

is this typical american? i never ate it lol, but seems delicious :D, I m from Belgium, (Europe)

[ForegottenLover]

I was laughing through out the whole video.... pure win XD

[tapplesauce]

LOL

I LOVE HOW THE BLACKBERRIES ARE SHOWN PACKAGED AT 0:48

[UberWoWEU1388]

@tapplesauce So...? They are still handpicked.

[TheCatsLastWord]

@UberWoWEU1388 Unless you've seen someone pick berries with a body part other than their hands...

[the5saken999]

virgin

[evahill38]

wtf why is youtube promoting this video...it's May..... :/

[ManicMinecrafter]

Scott Pilgrim

[wcdevil0]

Whats up my babies?

[iTzBaZyKaKid]

i like pie

[create4beauty]

Ha ha! Geronimo was picking blackberries? Chris and Roger? This is too good!

By the way, too much cornstarch, too little fruit filling and....is that a sword or a knife?

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

wtf is it thanksgiving already?

[amaihito]

I really hope that people understand he's joking about the history of thanksgiving.

But then again, I've met a lot of people who wouldn't know that Geronimo was born over 300 years after Christopher Columbus died.

[Kheltar]

thank god america eats trash, so the rest of the world got enough to eat

[SirLotalawlingenMacT]

needs more epic meal time.

[skate204]

im john wayne at the first thanksgiving, PILGRiMS

happy thanksgiving, PILGRiMS!

[kalab00kas]

u gay

[BillsCreationsFan]

@kalab00kas Actually he isn't, he is married to a woman.

[goonie50]

another blackberry

[DeepThroat2012]

I love fruit pie's :)

[PunkDudeFtw]

Pro tip: Lay off the lipstick.

[scottmbolt]

I am blew out right now... and that pie looks like the best thing I have ever seen in my life

[QlimaXtheSecound]

nice ^^ i will bake an iphone pie ^^ 

[TheTaylos]

@QlimaXtheSecound "apple" pie ;)

[Crenepo]

I can't tell if he was trying too hard or not trying enough.

[Kansutachi]

you point your hand like a zombie 0:48

[godkrat0s]

the things i would do to that pie

[nikosntar95]

that was the best of the worst videos i've ever seen.hahahaha the only funny thing is your face.the best part of the video was from 3.58 until 4.01!

[Mizugetsu94]

i'm hungryyyyyyyy!

[ZiozoneEmperor]

Weebl-pie. i like pie. pie. pie. pie. pie. pie...PIE.

[pspfreaktr]

can you make iphone pie? :d

[SquaresAreOverRated]

omg people hes obviously joking! hence this was featured as a FUNNY cooking video stop trying to say hes all wrong HE KNOWS oh god people stop trying to be all smart its just a joke

[DeadlySinsForMusicXx]

Obviously he was joking through out the whole video. Are you guys stupid???

[ivesaaron]

wow, you can do iphone pie too XD

[datzfast]

i wash my black berries also , and look very closely for ticks, nobody wants Lyme's disease.

[thCozarrd]

@datzfast and you dont think 425f dosent kill it? Must be one mean ass bacteria.

[Daishi001]

I can't believe that people are THAT stupid to not realize he is joking throughout the whole video.

[BackDoorFreak07]

@Daishi001 Why do you think that?

[Daishi001]

@BackDoorFreak07 Read some of the comments? >_<

[Orthagoni]

Clumbus has never been to the USA, he was in the Caribic. So he of course hasn't participated at any thanks-giving. Also, he wasn't a pilgrim

[luv4drums1]

@Orthagoni ....we know

[TheBrownFlash]

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET YOUR HISTORICAL FACTS FROM?!?!

[redjayy17]

@TheBrownFlash From you!

[TheMemphisSlim]

Humb dumbass, Blackberries don't grow in trees, it's a small plant, that grows into large bushes.

[dilldag]

Yes I just happen to have a blackberry bush outside of here...notice how he said you need to pick them fresh and then shows store bought ones.

[Oo9ale7oO]

"Blackberry" pie vs "Apple" pie

[Abhinav1booyaakaa]

A Blackberry Curve would be a better option.

[FlareDraco]

Haha Geronimo wasn't born back then...

[tm312th]

hey...what about the rest of the story...?????

[YehSmoshWorld]

theres a kid at my school named zack scott

[thebadwolf89]

We'll be using Baking sugar since we're baking.

NOW THAT'S THINKING!!

[Slic3R1]

@thebadwolf89 he said Baker's sugar not baking sugar 

[WatteHackShow]

thumps up if you thought it was going about the mobile "BlackBerry" XD!

[XxpollopxX]

at the end it was

[crazy50128]

This wasn't funny...

[Mar6979]

@crazy50128 was it really supposed to be?

[crazy50128]

@Mar6979 yes. look at the home page.

[stephclaire1989]

so what did Geronimo do?the story is not finished you know.