Slalom Skiing Fail

[T74G]

the scream of absolute pain.....

u will utter it once in your life...bet he was'nt thinking..."i am due right about now"....

[Hamberger94]

press 4

[Dissimulatex]

That's a nice kitchen.

[OMGxITSxEnVy]

The laugh at :14 reminded me of Goldmember.

[Luquazable]

aaw,I want the clip with the epic commentator.

[GdayLilTimmy]

how funny is the laugh in slow motion hahahaa!

[DoctorReichard]

his plans for screwing the lady across the hall way is done for

[joelmxl09]

press 6 for chewbacca-gasm ;)

[DoctorReichard]

@joelmxl09 AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS SIX lol

[joelmxl09]

@DoctorReichard devils number lol

[stefanlilly]

LOL hold 6 for WTF?

[MrSkiier96]

Super G- a GS style of course, just a lil bit less turny, but turnier than DH

DH- the straightest of all events, and fastest, dangerous, so on, with a few turns.

GS (Giant Slalom)- in world cup, pretty turny, and a lot of off set.

Slalom- extremely turny, and no panels are used, but its the hardest of all events, o and it is made with flushes and hairpins... that should clear up the arguing...

[elgoog1995]

AHHHHHHH... uhhahahha

[jamzskee]

does anyone know what actually happened to this guy?

[kaze66613]

@jamzskee slapped in the balls very fast by plastic thing.... good thing it was not me

[iPutOnForMaESC]

This is not slalom, nor giant slalom. It "SUPER G"

[coacalom]

lol, mah sister asked if this was a man.

i said "not any more."

[zlink5]

I remember watching this live lol

[srest777]

damn... failblog stop putting those stupid non laughable comments at the end.... they all suck... hire a "funny" person...

[the1talibancod]

0:12 gotta hurt

[speedenforcer918]

Ooooooh that scrambled his eggs! x_x

[FunkyFrank10]

You've got to admire the way the guy just keeps going.

[thumbsupmyass]

VAGINA CREATED.

[mikelrhcp]

WTF is that laugh at 0:15?

[krazysweet1s]

did his balls died

[aebipesche85]

A new Michael Jackson is born.

[elenavlada]

PENIS, PUSHED BACK IN A SECOND

[critterfreek82]

Sucks to be him alright.

[giply2]

One time when one my friends started skiing he fell down but his skis kept on pulling him down the hill, but a fence pole stopped him, right between the legs.

[atrix477]

Ouch

[nicolastelmosse]

this is not slalom it's Super G.. Downhill would have been a better guess lol

[Gengstaboy978]

Damn if my nuts got hit like that my ass would not have the leg strength to keep skiing.

[wnagge]

this guy is never going to be a father

[rabentimmy]

dont go on this link - watch?v=vYMa51f4KEA

[Thelzapper]

that was a big fail :D i though it was an noob trying to do it xD

[skiier4ever]

to point this out it was a super g race in kvitfjell norway in 2007

[joeski4]

@skiier4ever thanks

[BrownBomber98]

Thats not slalom?......... thats Downhill. Dumbasses.

[jessie11982]

@BrownBomber98 that's the funniest comment i've ever read. have you ever seen a skiing event that goes UPHILL?

[BrownBomber98]

@jessie11982 hey, supreme idiot, there are four events in ski racing, Slalom, Giant Slalom, Super G, and Downhill. since gravity does indeed exist, they all go downhill. Thats just what the event is called, so shove that up your sarcastic ass.

[MrSkiier96]

@BrownBomber98 do you know the difference?

[BrownBomber98]

@MrSkiier96 Trying to call the bluff of an 18 year old who has been ski racing since he was 6? Not a good idea....

[MrSkiier96]

@BrownBomber98 hey fucktard, did you read my name before you posted this? i think i can call the "bluff" on your ass, cuz im 15 and been skiing since i was 2, racing for a team since 4, and placed 2nd at my state finals, as a freshman. o and you must not be good at skiing for as long as youve been skiing, seeing how you dont even know the different events... just saying.

[EbrithilNetCreator]

@MrSkiier96 Alright, kid, chill. You're making yourself sound bad. Your language coupled with your age is unassistive.

[BrownBomber98]

@MrSkiier96 Fuck You. you think your cool because you got second at a High school ski race? I win those with my fucking eyes closed. Including state. And No, you havent been ski racing since you were four, because the lowest age group is 6 thru 8.

If you want to brag about how good you are, go win a FIS race, then come talk to me.

[12thaveforeal]

he's still standing?

[kylearo]

dumbass that's giant slalom... double check before you post next time

[treattrinter]

@kylearo it´s not

[treattrinter]

@treattrinter it´s super g

[skiwithsteez]

@kylearo dumbass thats SG.... double check before you criticize someone

[JustifiedRap]

@kylearo Could say the same thing to you... It's actually Super G. I ski SL GS SG and DH so don't tell me I'm wrong.

[BrownBomber98]

@kylearo Its downhill. you should check YOUR post next time.

[POOPERMANNN]

@kylearo You think that that the poster is a dumbass

[ab0bna]

@kylearo your mom is a giant slalom

[MrIchhabehunger]

giant slalom

funny though

[MrIchhabehunger]

giant slalom

[wwechampion2234]

FATALITY

[DreVSIzzy]

c-c-c-combo breaker

[evilmoofin]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[brownbear696969]

I actually saw this on tv

[TheToxicRadio]

thats what he gets for wearing a unitard in snow

[fichoooo17]

thumbs up if u watch skiing only to see ppl failing

[boxer495]

0:14 lmao wht type of laugh was that?? lol

[mikelrhcp]

@boxer495 xDxDxD That´s one of the funniest laughs that i´ve ever heard

[Frogtoadthingy]

Its Extreme Capture the flag,

your balls must be precisely positioned to pick up the flag in between them

[ParallelSolutions]

Avalanche!

[arifkhanak]

ouch...hurts more in the cold.

[Arctichayze18]

dick slap 10x

[ThePakiSami]

No No No. Did he die isn't the right question... DID HIS BALLS DIE?

[BlondieXho]

is his penis okay

[kissingcats000]

love the sound at 0:15

[ThePakiSami]

@kissingcats000

"She" sounded very sissy because his gender was instantly changed after the blow.

[hustler2406]

HAHA you can literally tell he's had an instant sex change by his voice lmao

[drumArthur]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRG­H damn thats a penalty"

[LCHDH]

Most epic scream WIN

[babykillingspree]

OH OH NOT THE NO NO ZONE!!! :O

[madotee]

in slo-mo...he sounds like orgasming

[wnagge]

its super-g not slalom

[davidsfingers821]

this is why i snowboard

[hustler2406]

LOL his pee pee broke off

[ethicks00]

he sounds like a pterodactyl when he gets sacked 

[GHOSTTOYS]

and on the other side of the mountain there was a father and son who was camping that eard that scream and they pass a realy bad night in fear to get cough by the windigo whoahahahaha..

[Arzaker]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH hohohohohohohohauuuuu

[robovec000]

when he screamed i thought he was a woman

[sawesome315]

Giant Slalom moron

[hidanrocks5]

@sawesome315 Your the moron its Super G

[sawesome315]

@hidanrocks5 haters be hatin'

[hidanrocks5]

@sawesome315 Dumb asse's are being gramatically impaired.

[LiliumLoveless]

@hidanrocks5 Dumb asses* actually. Or alternately, dumbasses. Sans the apostrophe.

[MetalMusicHD]

Did he die? :<

[nagana]

@MetalMusicHD yes

[TheDragonsword123]

BALLS OF SNOW

[ryusanbusa]

yummy...

[GunfireGangster]

DID HE DIED?

[samosval92]

no more kids for the Chinaman

[nukec]

this is giant-slalom.

[hidanrocks5]

@nukec Super G asshole

[hidanrocks5]

@nukec Super G ass wipe

[nukec]

@hidanrocks5 lol ur funny guy

[hidanrocks5]

@nukec why is that?

[nukec]

@hidanrocks5 because you remind me of ghei

[Sithlordxxxx]

Epic sound.

[Alfalotter]

@EddieBrock412 Nothing at all!

[spasticchuckles016]

Orgasm!

[MrTaker619]

screams will cause ......omg

[shadowman253]

@FAIL

[thethebrontekay]

hahaha the laugh the person filming does is the only thing that makes me laugh on this video:)

[denny444]

This marks the 73rd time ive watched this video today. just cause of that scream lmfao

[Articsledder]

You should have included the commentary

[Balthasar007]

Sounds like his eggs... but its the flag...

[awstrali]

ad thats why u dont ski.

[GraveDiggerIII]

the laugh at the end is awesome

[EricTheReaper]

Did flag died?

[xCrazyFilms]

ive done that before :(

[mortdepeur13]

0:14 wtf is that !? gay voice

[Sabeche]

this is super-g skiing not slalom

[awstrali]

smarty pants.

[melsieboytje]

omg!! is the flag alright?

[Skiblader222]

thats super-g

[zakyzeek]

mommy, its...so...cold

[llIllIIlIIIllllIIl]

@EddieBrock412 feels like im wearin nothin at all...

[bloodpawkat]

the dude just got OWNED!

[hatfacecupclock]

If you climb the mountain you can still hear the echo.

[Atvishees]

@hatfacecupclock Riiiiiiiiiiicol -(*THUMP*)- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[OverTakingToronto]

once was a ragin boner...now ragin "boners"

[MethodicalMadness]

The once was a man...

[Dhartherth2]

That's not slalom lol

[vitessemeister]

is it me, or I'm just think of 'Cool WHIP' from family guy?

[MrJethroastig25]

@ 0:22 its like his dick have bones and it broke

[Verickka]

what a retarded laugh rofl!

[blackfool101]

good

[thepriusisgay]

somebody needs some ice, a cup and finally prostetic balls. you have just failed your balls

[dinglemouse99]

its like wearing nothing at all......... nothing at all, nothing at all

[Whit3Arab]

I'M SO FAST!...OH SHIT!

[YuberSepiroth]

scattered balls

[ZPVM]

Hahahaha Warp speed.

[xxLiverpool4EVERxx]

no children 4 u m8...

[Wintersleep09]

they shoulda kept the announcer in that made the video

[Morecambe1996]

@tublogicat 3 definitely

[tubelogicat]

How many balls did he lose in this accident ?

[raven007yt]

LAME

[daewonsongpingpong]

such a dramatic scream

[keikuru1]

FUCK that must've been like being whipped in the ballsack D:

[deimuadda999]

you wont feel anything

i´m skier too

[mrpancakes420]

he just came in his pants.

[T0MSKii]

did he die?

[PoisonInc]

@T0MSKii His chances of having kids did.

[olaine1989]

@T0MSKii no, but i hope you will ...

[FinnSkates]

@olaine1989 No shit, i mean SO many humans just casually live forever .....

[hanchaisun]

@T0MSKii no, but his dreams of having children did

[Gassjumpers]

@T0MSKii i think so.

[Dukesy50]

@T0MSKii haha no but his unborn son did lol

[TengalKnight]

@T0MSKii  2 did

[tgtennis]

Even slo-motion viewing couldn't lower his voice back to manly levels.

[Suresh0tt]

@tgtennis he wasnt so manly after that haha

[vajruam]

aho monsier...lolz

[Muckman9]

How many times can a skier get hit in the balls?

[waterzoip]

@Muckman9 2

[TheRiboka]

boom! no kids!

[Auto759Productions]

BOOM! Headshot :)

[Sotic911]

Look up "Ouch!" same vid but with the announcer. 10x funnier

[alenor3]

do not drink while watching this.. and after he is hit do not drink again before the slow mo is over lol!

[psychosean]

the scream followed by the reaction of the commentator is just f'in priceless. can't get enough of this lol.

[maxtrack001]

Should have worn a cup! Ouch!

[bl0odEy3]

oh no! he crushed he pet mouse with his crouch!!

[TheRedsoxlover46]

This is super g NOT salom.

[creapah]

the "arghhhhhhhhh" was the pain and the whimper was the cold temperatures.

[Crazeeskier2451]

its SUPER G not slalom

[ninjacat204]

i like wehn the person holding the camrra's "o" was in slow motion! :D

"uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh"

[SilentEcho8]

OW?

[darthnazgul]

Still, it was a win that he managed to not crash while in intense pain.

[Mrumbreon1]

@JesusPaid4You Dude, You dont believe in christ, Your another guy who speaks about Jesus aloud. God is real, But in truth, the people like you who believe in him and profess his faith EVERYWHERE Really are the ones who dont believe.

[Mrumbreon1]

Sounds like jonesy from 6teen (I only watch it bcuz theres nothing on...)

[fruad]

Video naming fail, this isn't slalom

[pipis975]

did jesus christ die?

[Princeoftheprotoss]

i hope he got  balls of steel!

[BogleDominic1]

@EddieBrock412

Feels like nothing at all.

Nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

@BogleDominic1 DAMN STUPID SEXY FLANDERS