Clubbin Techniques 101

[cozos]

what does it mean when he says "tothe" or "tither" or something

[ar16kev]

fuck offff....

[IGNORANCEISTHEENEMY2]

He for sure got it in with her after they made the video.

[SilentReezy]

Wtf, these aren't even dance moves, it's just 2 people fucking with clothes on.

[rubertroosty]

5:36 cause im just scviider man. XD

[storagejack]

How much u pay her

[kenshinjd]

I'mma try this shit no joke! xD

[AntonSlizzardhands]

What culture is this kid talking about and why does he keep slappin his chest 7:50

[rxs10000]

This is quite possibly the best thing on the internet.

Ever.

[vaalenciago]

no resistance.. FATALITY.

[theFIFTHspade]

BAM! SPREAD THAT SHIT OPEN!

[wienerdoggy]

spider man, fatality

[akonil21]

"you pick her up and proceed to hump. how long you hump is up to you" wise words

[calitribalbrat]

JESUS! LMAO!~

[urbanfireblade]

I could watch her dance all day!!!

[erne364]

He fucked her after this video

[jannny]

hes dancing with his sister

[TheCAPTAINX1]

wtf is a Christmas tree doing in your kitchen when you filmed this on october!!

is this why u wore that Spider man suit or is it cuz you were trying to hide your boner!!

hahaha!!!

[jeditony]

sad thing is people really do dance like this at clubs

[droopyx]

i used that shit at gradnite and that SHIT WORKS ! GOOOD SHIT SHPIDAMAN

[hazmat151]

lol, this guy is hilarious! or maybe it's just cuz i toked. and he's azn for sho, can tell by the voice!

[Billkwando]

How can this not have millions of hits by now?? I may have to start a religion or something.

[gammypage]

@Billkwando Moves are too good, people don't want to spread it around. ;)

[rxs10000]

@Billkwando i know- i hurt my stomach laughing so much to this.

Spread the word.

Fatality!

[02LeafsFan]

how didnt this nigga get a boner:S u gay nigga?

[Ismaril17]

it's actually PAULY D in the costume!!!!

[yungl0ve23]

@Ismaril17 it does sound like em

[taipan2021]

this guy is fuking hillarius. ssshhhpider man lolz

[plyzwthsqrlz]

LOL this shit is so boss

[infernoJr]

good shit, least its legit lmaooo.

[brittanymadar]

this sis fucking halarious

[Sagefrakrobatik]

Now would if your in the club and I dont the Sandman or Venom shows up and tries to pull a cock-block

[inolikeutube]

What's the name of the song playing at 9:17 when your doing the ground beef?

[ShadowsHaveShadows1]

I swear I've seen people do these moves in the club. Even the missionary.

[acylicious]

well more like 4:52

[acylicious]

4:53 > > > You can tell there's a BONER there! Lol. Nice moves tho!

[Sagefrakrobatik]

The problem isnt how to dance with a girl the problem is most the clubs I used to go to are dispproprionately male dominate. 16 dudes for ever one girl. a fourth of them would bring their bfs

[jabang22]

we bustin this video for you shhun!

[ashtonkutcher69]

its funny cuz all this is true!

[3KILLER3YOSHY3]

THIS GUY IS MY HERO LMFAO! great video

[Freenex]

This video is just as hilarious as it was 4 years ago.

[Snipza]

CIRCLE OF FIRE. HAHA.

[nwo60623]

what a moron

[necgoofy]

What a wimp.... Are you affraid off something ??? Take the mask off pussy !!! hahaha

[xxoDesxxo]

ahah 

[ka7end]

fat spiderman

[ares12790]

and proceed to HUMP!!!!

[urbanfireblade]

FATALITYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[aznlova87]

tell me you did more than just filming this videooo

[coachfb18]

THAT GIRL IS HOTTER THAN HELL!

[tickleme12]

ahahha great shit i love the faltality. did the severe back pain to this one chick last night goood shit dawg

[ubaycentral]

"fatality" LOLOLOL

[snake58139]

Why is he wearing a Spider Man costume?

[MsDlynnae]

haha is he serious

[iPOWNSCRUBS]

what a bunnch of idiots........

[StrangersInTheLight]

you can watch the rest at your favorite porn website.

[roshaan99]

He made the 1st technique so long cause he was ENJOYING it

[hardcider09]

What was the point of wearing a Spider-man costume?

[ohyeahilovegirlz]

Craigislist FTW :)

LOL  Spiderman? Fatality? #FAIL hahaha

[KAYxxx1001]

HE HEKKA DUMM AHAHAHAHA SHIIT BUT MOST OF THOSE MOVES IV ALREADY DONE LMAO

[uman911]

Careful not to squirt your web fluid.

[uprightking]

lol you hired her from craigsligst?

[nejsplitter]

LOL,"we show them whats up",,shed know "Whats up",,as soon as we grindin,hehehe

[krnriceboi619]

WHERE'S CLUBBING 102?!??!?!

[turtleboat]

dude is that girl at the end the same girl dancing? lol she's ur gf?

[Blueuser13]

Lol Spidey's such a bad role model....such a bad role model indeed lol.

[YOdad153]

try to bang me yo lol

[LyleLe]

bahahahaha

[TheOtherView]

This is really sad.

[yudhamica17]

this guy is sooo funny hahahaha

[anapatsu]

this vid is TIGHT!! pure awesome

[Karec]

Its been years, i'm still waiting for the sequel.

[qiranwang]

lolololol omg this is soooo funny good stuff good stuff.

even the girl laughed @ 11:10

[missthang822]

that girl has no ass.

[kajoj21]

lol show your face coward... and show me some non-slut techniques for dancing with girls...

[PillowDood]

I think this is the kid from the breaking bad show, yo.

[trickmastermonkey]

man this never gets old, its soo friggin funny

[ezimma]

lol ..............WAT.....THE....F­UCK......L.O.L

[turnernorth]

why didn't I find this sooner??!! this is beyond epic, I am sooo trying fatality!!

[MunchyGuy]

100 beats per minute if you're black...

I'm in luck!

[doxide]

HAHAHA. This is some funny shit man. But seriously, wouldn't most girls freak out if you tried some move like the missionary?  That's just straight up dry-humping on the floor!

[FMSHardstyle]

you better of fucked her man. jus sayin.

[CVilla0713]

I wish this came out when I was still in highschool.

[anaugon30]

@CVilla0713

It did. It's 3 years old

[specter1890]

this shit is fuckin hilarious! And yea if ur strong enough to pick a girl up and get her to straddle you aka the low back pain it works fuckin wonders!

[mr3ggroll]

it wont work trust me.

[itssmashtastic]

If you're black or mexican you got more ass than me, cuz i'm just SHHHPider-Man

[samkiddahhh206]

No resistance SHUN!

[may152005]

pick her up..and proceed to HUMP! HAHAHAHAHA, LOL. my FAVORITE PART.

[charbanger]

LMFAO!!!!!!

sever low back pain!!!

[JENSxMUUSIC]

LOOOOOOOOOL ! I hella remember this shiit . LOOL (:

[maceyrokks119]

LMFAO HILARIOUS

[ishida77]

lmao i loev this

[n4ko]

right to bed after this video..  haha

[pridefc101]

HAHAHA 5 star video!

[devilboy55]

haha gangsta spidermans my new hero. Been doin his tricks for like 3 years now. Meanest shit eva.

Just go in her circle with the blue 52 and turn her around n dance 4 a bit and do the fatality. she'll be all sweet

You'll definately get rejected a few times. But u gota keep doin it. Just DONT DO the last few moves.

[graceofannarbor]

All it takes is two moves:

Technique 1: Be handsome.

Technique 2: Don't be ugly.

[greatblackfrog]

i tried these moves and theywork!!! my fav is fatality. thanks alot bro for this video!

[Billkwando]

I can't believe this video doesn't have millions of hits by now. It's every bit as good as Rap Chop. :)

[LApussyHUNTER]

back up works for real son!

[FUZ3TTE]

She has a flat ass..

[doshgoneit]

LOL this video is classic! man...I remember my friend showed this to me 3 years ago. craigslist? lol. fatality!!

[xlyesterdaylx]

I'm gonna try your sick moves next weekend.

[gytisbl]

this is funny... and performed by spiderman!!! awesome.. WILL TRY!!!.. Especially funny: 1) the way the girl tries to be cool up at the end "jeez up" :))). 2) laying down on the ground :)))

[bjayyvee]

this is dope

I'm gonna order those shirts!

[CapitanEddie]

How tall is that girl?

[urbantea]

w/o them boots, she's mad short. haha liek 5'4''??

[mr3ggroll]

this will never work

[greatblackfrog]

it does work man. im not even kidding

[youronlyhotgurl]

I think he's just trying to be nasty towards the end.

[youronlyhotgurl]

He got the circle thing down pat. A girl does not like her space invaded with creepy guys. You can always tell if a girl wants to dance with you by the look she gives you. Her eyes give away all secrets.

But towards the end it gets a little iffy.

I've been to plenty of clubs and I don't know ANYBODY who would EVER dance flat on the floor. The ground is nasty full of spilled drinks and dirty shoes. Plus, you might get trampled on.

[DarkMoonX]

fatalityyyy!!!!!

this shit works yo.

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SEVERE LOW BACK PAIN SONNN!!

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OH! I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling! BOOM ground beef

LMFAO

[gearbie]

lol this shit is funny ahah i know what5 u mean

[mihchul]

"fuck this, this spiderman is crazy" rofl

[xtronlx]

fa sho, yo!

[bemahfriend]

rotflol :D

[KRAYZYJAZZ]

resistance......no resistance. lmao!!!!!

[l0custus]

spiderman suit.... right....

[ypoi1]

I understand you. You want to make money, but you loose more then you win - you lack of horizon ... and taste ....

lowest level ever seen...

[supasupaStrong]

hahahahah!!!! dat nigguh betta wear a condom, wit dat low back pain bwhahaha

[dnice120186]

Everthing was great until you went to the ground beef and the missionary. Those moves are for the bedroom. Grown women aint going to let you do that to them up in da club!

[KonstintineK]

Hahahahah I'm gonna do the Lower Backpack tomorrow :) thanks.

[uwbull84]

lol it's called the Lower Backpain, not Lower Backpack.. we ain't in the woods son! haha

[gawgious]

Love The Accent :P But Okay I Think Those Moves Are More For The Bedroom Then A Club Hahaa x

[dualfighter]

"You pick her up, and proceed to HUMP.!" -awesome shiznit.!

[saraahlang2001]

I'm crackin up!! Severe low back pain LMFAOOOOOOO!!!

[CPenha]

Fuck u!. Whats so bad about having fun and dancing?

[julianoberquo]

Your comment make me reflect about my pre-concepted point of view over your culture. We're just different. Sorry about my words. I'll remove the other comment.

[hockinm1]

What the f*** kind of club does this dude go to where he can pull off ground beef and missionary??!!

Having said that I pulled off two fatalities at Soho club in London last weekend, with an aussie chick and and a french chick. I'm progressing to low back pain in Manchester this weekend. I hope.

[xxdtothejizixx]

ground beef!!! ahahahaah

[billyjean311275]

already a classic legend ! love it

[yourlineofire]

FATALITY

[kattie280]

Stupidest video .. you both suck and the girl can't move for shit !

[TiMaO6]

... you fail at life. kill yourself.

[mikehurley4]

so easy to tell its an asian guy doing it

[bntns]

lmao best video ever

[psyatika]

do we really need 5 minutes of you showing the difference between resistance and no resistance?

[krazygal683]

i know right

[beware57]

lol why is he wasting his time with a vid why isnt he just hittin that?...

[wikkedchik90]

me and the ho...haha

[VivaLaMexico1]

"make sure to have your friends take pictures" lmao so true

[queenbeeber]

dumb

[JuciusMaximus]

How much did you pay her?

[CleverDjembe]

50$. Learn it.

[ashtonkutcher69]

im a try this shit lmao

[Lynnikinns]

LMAO.

PROCEED TO HUMP.

[busby2]

xanga rofl

[MrBoDeGa]

no type of ass

[bubasvaba8]

i bet he fucked her after lolz ;))

[scarlem01]

lol! ground beef shuuun!

[THEWING20]

ganster spidy!

xD

[achillesninja]

TO THA

[truckdrivah]

"Proceed to hump!"

LMAO.

[TashnaBakninh08]

ummm no ass?????? ahahahhahahaha

[hamsterman32]

you HAVE to say FATALITYYYYY!

[spiketoth2001]

oh fuck this, this spiderman is craaazy

[mnstube]

I wonder how many people would be stomping on your head during the groundbeef lolllllllllllll

[mnstube]

one.... two... faaaattttaaaallllity......LOLL­LL

[winnipegtroll01]

girl moves by herself dont even care bout the beat (not that its a good one) haha

[anbu7elite]

FATALITY SHHHONNN

[sandi117]

...he sounds like jake from "american dragon" on the disney channel.

[Royerskater1015]

hahahaha

[zzomgitsme]

omfg this video is so fucking funny LMFAO

[AdamShockley24]

I went to the website says it doesn't exist lmao!!!!!! I wanted a FATATLITY T-shirt ha ha

[i0pk]

It did exist back in 2006-2007 lol

[AdamShockley24]

It's called DROP YO QUARTER!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

[edpascasio]

"all rights reserved" lol lol