Unemployment

[yumyumfluffbum]

love the duckies!! <3

[xWaRfArEx333]

he sure does talk about pedos alot YOU SICK DIRTY MAN YOU who said that? twasnt me

[mythicalnelly]

you sick perverted fuck you xD

[xiBagelBix]

...That's stupid...I lost my job today :( which means a Pedo jacked off into a sock....damn pedo's

[muSIQfreak1609]

ok you are freakin HOT!!!...i love your vids btw they all make me die laughing ^_^

[crazyperson1093]

ok i love ur pants!!!!

[rutgersemp01]

I'd have a womb installed just so I can have this man's babies

[mythicalnelly]

@rutgersemp01 O.o.. too far ... ok its ok i understand.. i think

[alecjahn]

Thank you, Danny.

The interview is the most important part. Getting that far, is the hard part.

[thisisisaac]

u get every job because your over qualified...

watch his vid:  nossil update + about me

[Nightwrath92]

0:54 iPhone :D

[WackoKillerDan]

@Nightwrath92 Good observation.

[TheBellyboy99]

I LOVE U DANNY

[bigsilly32]

lmfao



[TheRealSlaveZero]

I just LOVE the comparison!

[denniswarcrafter1]

Party Pants

[badman468]

you sick perverted sick fuck u - xD

[TheDenicija]

Sick but true. Why do you bother trying to find a new job? It is clear that because of your intelligence you get bored easily. Your brain needs new stimuli ;) Stop bullying your brain.

[Pillette02]

Danny you're sick! love you!

[wicked272182]

your eyes look black in this video...

[dubrovchanka]

hahahhaha! great. it makes me wonder are you related to Jim Carrey in anyway?

[soraiyame]

HAHAHA THE TAGS ON THIS VIDEO.

[rozaliya19]

i love those duckies :)

[boyscoutspack13]

i have those duckies

[SuicideBLondEx]

holy mother you're hilarious.

[Hanekomaa]

1:35 to 1:39, god I have to say it but you looked like chris crocker roflmao

[morgangamer22]

cool

[lilburnmafia]

He reminds me of Val Kilmer

[vyrep]

W.T.O says, 2.3 million American jobs have been lost to China, American trade gap with China, accounts for over $263 billion year lost.The Wal-Mart Effect: U.S. Jobs Lost because of increased trade with China, FiX OUR ECONOMY BY NOT BUYING PRODUCTS FROM CHINA.! it is a dictatorship with no human rights. it enslaves people and pays them 50¢ a day. How do you expect the free world to compete with this? until then we will be sending all of our money out of the country

[TheKnives777]

you speak volumes of truth. I don't know when it was a good idea to ever do business with china or any form of communist government. yet we buy oil, cloths assembly line products, medicine,and stock from communists... our banks are now buying shares from china and china's buying up American company's. When did America say ok to buying from country's that want to destroy us? literally, like missiles aimed at us...

and i don't think those are friendship missiles filled with candy hearts

[Th3Shadow0fDeath]

sooo what sources do you have that say china wants to destroy us? because im fairly sure we have just as many if not more pointed in their direction ... and every other direction for that matter ... Maybe you don't understand what true communism is, but it's not a bad thing. true communism makes all people equal whereas capitalism always starts you on the bottom unless you've got friends. Now notice I said true communism ... thats because true communism has never existed ... and never will

[slothman07]

no one wants to destroy anyone. Except north korea. Those dudes are messed. Chinas economy is among the most exports based in the world and they would sink into a depression without them. Why would a scuba diver puncture his own oxygen tank?

[GradyWhite2007]

You are a fucking asshole!! You are making fun of peoples misfortunes! Get a haircut...have your balls cut off so you can't reproduce...and most of all, move to Somalia so they can cook your ass up and eat you! That would be your biggest contribution to the world!

[koolbean912096]

omg! i have those duckie underwear!!! yes!

[wikkidness]

sociopath...but..but...funny

[TheUnkownBastard]

haha

[jackiedogster]

unemployment is not working, ha ha

[freakshow3135]

thats freakin awesome, more more

[maaaryXD]

hahaha. make more videos. (:

[jodo725]

1:07 xD

[peebeebaynut]

You represent the problem well.

[tabloidjunk]

fucking hilarious!

[juicypop]

"you sick perverted fuck you" lololol

[MaestroEmbassy]

haha I get bored and quit my job move away and smoke weed for a few weeks, works AMAZINGLY well.

[TCVideoz]

wow ur cool.

[MaestroEmbassy]

yes and I have a big dick too

[TCVideoz]

define big? coz a couple of cenitmetres may sound really big when you convert it to milimetres

[MaestroEmbassy]

hehe, just noticed what I written, your reply kindda killed my mojo,.. ah well.

[alicesoph]

Party Pants

[KNWQA]

he is kinda like a Jim Carrey wannabe

[TCVideoz]

yeaaaa lol he reminds me of jim carey lol but i like this guy too lol

[forgotaboutbre]

nah he is definitely different. I just watched yes man and well...different

[BekurahToshin]

0:20--I'm sure there's always a party in your pants Danny. XD Wow, yeah, I said that out loud. o~O'

[JackBond1234]

You should blame the work. As I've kept my first and only job for 6 months and counting.

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[jsnake91]

Nice iphone Danny ;]

[ChrisJMP88]

If he disappeared, how do we know he's dead?? Think about that for the next 3 hours before you spread anymore of your useless shit. Talk to you in 3 hours when I'm not dead from not posting this. (Is that a double negative?? I don't know.)

[ChrisJMP88]

Whoops, forgot to tell you I didn't die :-P

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[Cplex702]

OMG wtf? garrr! laksdjf 123 I am digging this audio preview. wow! dude, this is 1227ness! gocoolness. !!

[ivegothairfordays]

AAAAAAAAAGH. Thats the pants he tried 2 cross the frozen lake of doom in!!!!!

[Veracity43]

As always, great show. I was going to go to You Tube Live just to meet you, but my mother became very ill and I spent the week by her side in the hospital. Maybe next time huh.. Keep up the good work

[supportedhousinggrad]

couldn't you use a different statistic, child sex abuse is rightly condemmed and campaigned about but a different 9x figure might be more helpful to your video and your effort to make numerical sense of soaring unemployment.

[chiyerano]

Good point.

[TeleShaman]

LOL what can I say, I've had several... over the past few months.

[FoxviewTerrace]

haha great vid!!

awesome channel!

come check out my channel for info on the new world order and such things guy...

thxxxx guyyyy

[Maryangel24]

hahaha 9 times a day xD

[asliberalastheycome]

Now that he's unemployed he won't be needing that fancy calculator phone..

[Zanderpunk2]

what perfect timing i'm job searching this week along with my girlfriend and we both watch your show so lets let the job process begin!

[DHWDeadlyDemon]

LOL don't do it You pedos! lol

[SuicidalBrandon]

I blame the work, Not my self...LOL

this guy reminds me of myself AWESSSOME!....or FUCK HES TAKIN ALL MY IDEAS AND RAPING THE BENFITS,FUCK YOU

[denisline]

no work but still you have an i phone... nice..

[rhickle]

Gee I am shocked that this freaking loser doesnt have a job for more than 4 months. Maybe just maybe its people like YOU that is the reason that America is weaker and doesnt work as hard as they use to. Give me give me everything for free that is what a lot of poeple think

[lostcause31]

I wish people like you would just drink cyanide because YOU'RE far too dense to understand the REAL issue or even start trying so.

[sylvanb]

It's all George Bush's fault, he is responsible for global warming, all the unemployment, dogs sleeping with cats, and that jet that crashed into that neighborhood in SanDiego and he is responsible for those cavities I had at the dentist last week, and he is the DEVIL like Hugo Chavez said, and he is gay and takes it in the ass and he cheats in Scrabble, and it's his fault that Santa Claus is not real.

[crissybhoygillen]

lol nice comment

[RaNdOmIsEr16]

even though gwb isnt very smart and a bit of a loser, hes not responsible for global warming and some of the other things that you mentioned... some of its our fault..... but then again gwb is the devil and so is john howard so... pfft

[DillonX]

The unemployment problem will be solved once the "trickle down" happens.

When does that occur? Anyone know?

[69JMD69]

lol

[KevoTV]

funny

[comedyman112]

the pedophile joke made all this video :))

[RaNdOmIsEr16]

I love your pants... I didnt really understand all the numbers but i understood it that 162 people lose their jobs per day?? Im getting a job so youll be able to help me...

YAY!!!!!! PARTY ON!

[prinsesbibitje]

no, 1140 (or something like that) people a day.

Pay attention when Danny's speaking.

[RaNdOmIsEr16]

i dont really absorb what people say only when its important and i have a short attention span as well so... pfft its all cool though im trying to listen though coz it is important that i get a job or ill be in so much sh** its not funni........

[imgoingtoeatu22]

i thought of ur penis when i saw ur ducky underwear. that should be one of your shows

[mr2oad]

What unemployment man? The company you work for will fire u for no reason, than unemployment department will use that as an excuse to disqualify you from getting unemployment check.

Maybe is about time for some pimping business

[itsthatshit]

watch?v=c91xC1a8WcQ get a job start rapping drunk

[mr2oad]

I thought u were gonna tell us how to get unemployment not a job

[chiyerano]

ha ha

[Vanagander]

"But I blame the work, not myself."

That's a philosofy to live by. And I don't care if I spelled "fil-ohs-i-fffffiiiie" wrong.

sooooo... Shut up.

[blythe025]

I thought this guys is wearing duckie pjs. This guy rocks!

[saginawsausage]

lol sorry

[saginawsausage]

I'm a kid watching this f*** tard

[mkay7asd]

roflmao

[Apt14Productions]

hahahahh!

[Panman38]

A job? Cool, I could use one of those.

[waynedewho]

....anyway moving on.....THAT was funny

[ImaMacBookPro]

He sounds is a professional job finder. Just not a job keeper I gather from the way he was talking

[WiggaTriggaTV]

that number doesn't list how many people got jobs or how many people actually wanted to lose the job (quit)

[importantrace]

some people are sooo stupid....look under my comment, however people like yourself danny are amazing. you shall help the united states recover job losses.

[goYankeesgo]

ha ha ha

[quentinlynch]

one of the ducks does not wear sunglasses. look closely...

[PlikDeluxe]

his name is danny?!

[ChimpsAndPie]

yes, yes it is.

[poncethegreat169]

First you have to define this truth, is it absolute or opinion based truth? absolute truth in the sciences is defined as results that are predictable and repeatable given the same environmental conditions. So we know something to be true if it happens 99.9% of the time and we accept this. Of course in the real world it is impossible to achieve two identical simulations so it is impossible to prove something is absolutely true. Truth then is a widely accepted statement supported by evidence.

[ajxcman]

you lie

[SarahEffinWay]

Ok so I appreciate this but when your done explaining how to get a job, could you analyze something I learned today in honors 9 english?

My teacher informed us that there is no such thing as truth, it is only widely accepted statements that are peoples perception of truth.

Do you agree with this? Why?

[chiyerano]

Hmmm, this reminds me of the distinction that some make between truth and facts.

[onepersontwoperson]

Interviewing well is a plus, look forward to your segment Danny.

Plus your eyes look really nice in this vid for some reason o.o I don't know why they just do.

[xxxLoLexxx]

do a show about how to get a job as a duck

[DillonX]

Don't worry...the "trickle down" should happen soon, shouldn't it?

[zacksantella]

just hope that none of your employers find your channel :P

[spaceman300]

I love the duckies....!

[singleluver86]

england has lost more jobs!!

[themilkmister]

we have lost like 2000 or 200

[MarvelChaza]

Good lord your hair looks soft in this vid... also, I'd go with 13, 9 seems not often enough.

[JanongTwik]

lol phedophile who jerks, lol! 9!!

[knoddel1234]

nice iphone :D

show topic: iphone or apple or something like that!!

[roAchSteW]

please Danny... help me get a job... PLEASEEEEE

[WpgRacing]

I haven't had a 'real job' since Facebook opened. Marketing on Facebook is a money train!!!

[xStacinatorx]

LOL hilarious

[brucewestmk2]

If Daniel is cereal about not holding a job for over 4 months and this unemployment thing isn't part of his show, that would be HILARIOUS! Danny I love show! That's right.

[tadshackles]

Danny is just that kind of guy. Mundane tasks bore the balls off of him.

This is an amazing video and I can't wait to see what he has coming.

[hakanrahl]

I can't wait to see how you can help get people's jobs back :P

[hetasuzume]

Your ducky pants... I must have them.

[rolan116]

actually it was 533,000 jobs lost last month, so really, 1974 people lost their jobs everytime a pedophile jerks off to a little boy on the internet.

[DanLinington]

:P i love how u say sumfin rlly clever then finish with the pedo jerking off over little boys :P

[btriano]

Wierd Danny, for some reason I thought you was a lawyer or someone who worked in a lawfirm. *shrugs*

[xpo147]

you work a job to make a living, not live to work a stupid job.

Word is born.

[rad1k]

Part with the pedophiles wasnt so funny :/

[bourassa090]

wtf why.. that was awesome

[misscupcake1]

your calculating skills concern me greatly. but your sexy sunglass wearing ducky pants made up for it.

[Conceycakezzz]

word! though i have a job (at the moment) so many people come in to fill out applications. I'm working over 40 hours a week because my boss and the owner of the company doesn't want to hire anyone else. I'm exhausted!

[SquashyJohnson]

Would it be a good idea to make sure you have a nice penis bulge before going in for an interview just encase there are some horny old ladies or gay guys?

[zpotek]

serious? Never more than 4 months?

[Greenstead]

There have been several job losses over here in the UK. As you know buddy I am one of the casualties. One of my jobs was for over 14 years, I thought it was going to be for life.

[laughinbuddhaboy]

fucking thanks bro...i need one massively

[MAUL0r1]

you rock as usual.

Can you discuss the proper way to BS your shitty education and work experience into a Rhodes scholarly tome of excellence?

[carrieluvv]

that's a good one ; )

[R3DxWarri0r]

But I blame the work, not myself.

Fuck danny wins so much.

[hectorste1]

"u sick perverted FUCK U!!" HHAHAHAHAHAHHASHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Therealpianoman]

there is a subliminal message 2 subscribe inn this vid if u look closely

[rutgersemp01]

...

[GrahamAndFriends]

only 9 a day hey! I always thought it was more than that! :)

[K3N51NGTON]

Hurry up, lol, i want to know how to get any job i want, lol

[kelthazar]

ok moving on

lol

[BellaOfBacardi]

I'm looking forward to the rest of the series, Danny. Next Saturday, I'll officially be in the real world. College days are almost over. ;o(

[traggant]

NICE!!!! Nicely fuckin' done Danny

[colormekristen]

I need a job.. badly. So, I hope for my sake that your videos are good :-)

Yay for me for deferring from college at the worst possible time ever!

[chiyerano]

I can so relate.

[keyboardviolation]

I'm so excited... I need a job in the worse way.

[hildesam]

danny loves the lemon drops

[SillyEnglishKniggit]

dont give the pedophiles ideas now

[DillonX]

I know Bush got BILLIONS in tax cuts to the top 5%...when is that supposed to "trickle down"?

Anyone know?

[nosaj4480]

wow the lighting sucks lol

[anthonym2121]

well you have interviewing experience!

[c0d3m45t3r]

" no job longer than 4 months" I call BS how can you pass an interview if you have no longtime jobs on your CV, the employer will surely see that and go "hmm Danny my man you seem unable to hold a job, why the fuck would I hire you?" Unless you are applying for diswashing, toiletguy or grassmowing positions - all equally respectable professions just not for me :(

/unemployed at the moment whaaaa I want money and an iPhone

[xboxman79]

I don't think he's had enough jobs to show a trend yet. :D

[aquafishsoup]

white nigger white nigger white nigger

[sinoflustnotlove]

I have watched. All 228 videos you have o.o I love you. You make me el oh el everytime. Hi.

[brawlboi]

the screen thing behind you has waves where it meets the dark hole of the widescreen, it creeps me out, use the space

[NapalmXD]

Help me get a job!

I can not read or write well(at all with out spell check).

I am still in high school.

I can never hear what people with an accent say(even a mild accent).

and I am to lazy to look for a job(but if I had a job I would go)

[dweaver28602]

To Whom it May Concern:

At this time, I, too, am without daily work, and I was wondering if your job program had a spot for someone such as myself. I have extensive computer skills (and not just on freecell) and I currently have a means of transportation.

Thank you for your time,

/dale

[AndySan]

What an excellent birthday present!!! Thanks Danny; I need a job myself!

[kylebeans]

These duckies do!

[TyrannoJack]

danny, i'm unemployed as we speak. i'll tell you how this goes, i'm relying on you DANNNNYNYYYYyyYYYYuyYYY!!!111!­!

[boredawesome]

somethings wrong with your camera XD

it focuses on that screen thing behind you

& it looks like theres somebody in there

danny who did u kill

[ItsSpooty]

dude!!!!! nice beard!

[johee626]

ure funny...jim carrey ...

[PattyMMelt]

Sounds good Danny

[FleaMaster69]

haha i like the numbers...

i like the ducks...

and their shades...

now hurry and help me get a job...

[TehDeathFairy]

Can't wait.

I need a new job, so this might help.

Probably not though.

>.>;